43 thoughts on “100 SEXIEST WOMEN IN THE WORLD

  1. First!

    #1 | Comment by Mad Escaper — April 30, 2007 @ 6:21 am

  2. and agree with justin

    #2 | Comment by Mad Escaper — April 30, 2007 @ 6:24 am

  3. Alba’s “pointy knees” aside, this list is ancient.

    No one knows/cares who half these chicks are anymore.

    #3 | Comment by Theo — April 30, 2007 @ 6:29 am

  4. Jessica Biel should be No.1 People calling ‘first’ should be forced to watch Roseanne Barr strip.

    #4 | Comment by frank_the_dolphin — April 30, 2007 @ 6:36 am

  5. switch # 1 and 3, call it good

    #5 | Comment by filthyfish — April 30, 2007 @ 7:01 am

  6. this is what I’ve been saying about girls like Alba and Biel, they ruin everything. in fact, I’m surprised Biel is not 1 or 2.

    Sexy McPhee should a star next to her name that separates her special spot from the first spot.

    *Kat McPhee

    1. Lacey Chabert (..is fucking #80. FTL)

    #6 | Comment by Xan — April 30, 2007 @ 7:26 am

  7. Kelly Clarkson hotter than Ali Larter, Kelly Ripa, Denise Richards and Christine Milian? Umm no. Just look at a non-airbrushed pic of her.
    Lacey Chabert at 80 :/. Chabert > Bynes
    Brooke Burke = overrated, I wouldn’t even have her on the list.
    Natalie Portman only 31 :/.
    And Jessica Alba hasn’t been hot since the movie Honey.

    #7 | Comment by whothis — April 30, 2007 @ 7:41 am

  8. Since the official “UK” FHM released their list last week, I’m guessing this list is comprised of votes from just the american voters, but it still looks kinda odd.

    Hayden Panettiere came number 6 or 7 in the UK list, but doesn’t appear at all in the US one? I guess because she’s under 18, pfft.

    #8 | Comment by Richard H — April 30, 2007 @ 7:48 am

  9. #51 Morgan Webb looking better than I remember! 😮

    #9 | Comment by Mike — April 30, 2007 @ 7:50 am

  10. yup, this is the US list.

    UK list below!

    1. Jessica Alba
    2. Keeley Hazell
    3. Eva Longoria
    4. Adriana Lima (Brazilian supermodel)
    5. Scarlett Johansson
    6. Hayden Panettiere (US actress)
    7. Cheryl Tweedy
    8. Angelina Jolie
    9. Emily Scott
    10. Elisha Cuthbert

    11. Eva Mendes
    12. Keira Knightley
    13. Evangeline Lilly
    14. Christina Aguilera
    15. Rachel Stevens
    16. Kelly Brook
    17. Sarah Harding
    18. Beyonce Knowles
    19. Alessandra Ambrosia
    20. Cameron Diaz
    More….

    * Gallery: FHM’s Top 20 World’s Sexiest Women
    * Jessica Alba named sexiest woman in the world

    21. Jessica Simpson
    22. Nicole Scherzinger
    23. Gemma Atkinson
    24. Jessica Biel
    25. Kate Middleton
    26. Holly Willoughby
    27. Nadine Coyle
    28. Carmen Electra
    29. Avril Lavigne
    30. Lindsay Lohan

    31. Charlotte McKenna
    32. Charlize Theron
    33. Halle Berry
    34. Rachel Bilson
    35. Jennifer Aniston
    36. Eva Green
    37. Abigail Clancy
    38. Joss Stone
    39. Hilary Duff
    40. Kate Beckinsale

    41. Hayley Parsons
    42. Roxanne McKee
    43. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    44. Maria Sharapova
    45. Sienna Miller
    46. Billie Piper
    47. Nicola Roberts
    48. Holly Valance
    49. Ali Larter
    50. Anna Kournikova

    51. Ana Beatriz Barros
    52. Gisele Bundchen
    53. Peaches Geldof
    54. Britney Spears
    55. Rihanna
    56. Natalie Portman
    57. Mischa Barton
    58. Imogen Thomas
    59. Michelle Ryan
    60. Petra Nemcova

    61. Kimberley Walsh
    62. Kayleigh Pearson
    63. Tanya Robinson
    64. Alexa Chung
    65. Charlotte Church
    66. Amii Grove
    67. Myleene Klass
    68. Kate Moss
    69. Fearne Cotton
    70. Holly Newberry

    71. Vikki Blows
    72. Nikki Sanderson
    73. Rosario Dawson
    74. Jenna Jameson
    75. Kirsten Dunst
    76. Danielle Lloyd
    77. Tera Patrick
    78. Joanna Krupa
    79. Tricia Helfer
    80. Abi Titmuss

    81. Charlotte Marshall
    82. Noemie Lenoir
    83. Michelle Marsh
    84. Sophie Howard
    85. Jenni Falconer
    86. Kara Tointon
    87. Jennifer Ellison
    88. Melissa Theuriau
    89. Jaime Pressly
    90. Sophia Bush

    91. Jennifer Garner
    92. Lucy Pinder
    93. Georgie Thompson
    94. Heidi Range
    95. Abi Harding
    96. Melanie Slade
    97. Pamela Anderson
    98. Emma Watson
    99. Ziyi Zhang
    100. Lacey Turner

    #10 | Comment by Justin — April 30, 2007 @ 8:05 am

  11. When I first saw this article, I thought it was from two years ago. Maybe that’s the reason why FHM-US is no more. lol

    #11 | Comment by George — April 30, 2007 @ 8:05 am

  12. that list sux too. this should be called “FHM 100 sexiest KNOWN women in the world”.

    #12 | Comment by Xan — April 30, 2007 @ 8:40 am

  13. How did Scarlett and Alba swap positions on the list from last year? Blasphemy. Never even heard of the Morgan Webb look alike @ #2.

    Am I a pedo for wanting to put JoJo on that list somewhere?

    #13 | Comment by sKetch — April 30, 2007 @ 9:17 am

  14. women who appear in FHM always do way better in the vote

    #14 | Comment by mo-bob — April 30, 2007 @ 9:18 am

  15. The problem with lists like this is that they always cater to the knuckle-draggers and their me-too buddies.

    I mean, if you watched Witchblade from day one because you saw Alba on the ads and started salivating, that’s one thing. More power to you. However, she shows up in a magazine, gets some buzz, and suddenly every brainless schmuck on the planet wants her.

    That whole list looks assembled by a committee, as should be expected, I suppose. Out of the top twenty, however, only two, maybe 3, would be on my list of the top 100 most beautiful *famous* people.

    #15 | Comment by exelis — April 30, 2007 @ 9:29 am

  16. witchblade? wtf? that’s a totally different actress…. dark angel is probably what your thinking about … and i agree, she was hottest with her dark hair and curves… not this brunette/blonde and slim alba.

    #16 | Comment by DoctorOfStyle — April 30, 2007 @ 9:38 am

  17. McPheeeeeeee at #2. Oh Hell yeah!

    Personally, I could care less about the ranking of either the UK list or the US List. I’d nail every woman on this list. (Some twice)

    And so would all of you!!!

    FACT!

    #17 | Comment by MacDaddy — April 30, 2007 @ 9:40 am

  18. THe UK list is so fuckign better, HOW CAN YOU HAVE ALI LARTER AT 100?!

    And Jessica Alba is hot but she hasent done anything worthy of being number 1, it is FTL

    Elisha Cuthbert is my number (Young sexy and loving it)

    #18 | Comment by Alchymist — April 30, 2007 @ 9:45 am

  19. WTF why is Lacey and Jennifer LOve not even in the Top 10?! and why is Jessica Alba #1? I’m sorry but the time of being super skinny=hot is over…i like my women with curves and Lacey, Jennifer Love, McPhever, Scarlett….they all have great reasons to be #1…this would be my list:

    1. Scarlett
    2. Mcphever
    3. Lacey
    4. Jennifer Love

    #19 | Comment by kahuna21 — April 30, 2007 @ 10:11 am

  20. at least they didn’t select Drew Fuglymore as their “most beautiful”

    people magazine FTL.

    #20 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 30, 2007 @ 10:36 am

  21. kat mcphee should be no.1

    #21 | Comment by scarab — April 30, 2007 @ 11:06 am

  22. 1. McPhee
    2. Stacie Orrico (Singer)
    3. Anneliese Van Der pol (That’s So Raven)
    4. Miley Cyrus(Pedo)
    5. Karu Byron (Myth Busters)

    and thats just off the top of my head.

    #22 | Comment by Xan — April 30, 2007 @ 11:16 am

  23. Yes, #16, I meant Dark Angel, thanks. Shows you how much I didn’t care about Alba, I guess. 🙂

    #23 | Comment by exelis — April 30, 2007 @ 1:22 pm

  24. and this is why FHM US was crap and got cancelled.

    #24 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — April 30, 2007 @ 4:28 pm

  25. They watch enough G4 to know who Morgan Webb is, but leave Olivia Munn off the list?!
    http://movies.about.com/od/thebreakup/ig/breakupphotos/breakup05220632.htm

    No Stacy Keibler either… aside from the order being way off… this list = fail.

    #25 | Comment by Brad — April 30, 2007 @ 5:25 pm

  26. fhm definitely got it right. alba is definitely #1.

    #26 | Comment by paul — April 30, 2007 @ 5:35 pm

  27. DEFINITELY!!!

    #27 | Comment by paul — April 30, 2007 @ 5:35 pm

  28. eff you all Alba has been pure sugar from day one. But any list that puts that Biehl broad ahead of Angelina Jolie deserves to be defunct.

    #28 | Comment by mister — April 30, 2007 @ 6:51 pm

  29. how the hell can they put pre-teen chubbers hilary duff on that list, yet emmaunuelle chriqui, who i think is absolutely gorgeous, doesnt even crack the top 100

    #29 | Comment by duder — April 30, 2007 @ 7:10 pm

  30. 1. McPhee
    2. Keeley
    3. Chabert
    4. Scarlett
    5. Hayden

    #30 | Comment by Kito — April 30, 2007 @ 7:47 pm

  31. These lists are such bullshit. Ali Larter is #100, what the fuck!? That’s lower than Kelly Ripa, Kelly “Fat” Clarkson, Mischa Barton, some golfing lesbian, Amanda fuckin’ Bynes, Palmela Handerson, Fugly Fergie, Lindsay Hohan, Jenna Jameson, Beyonce “Old News” Knowles, a tennis lesbian, and the skeleton of Angelina Jolie. To name a few.

    I mean c’mon, are they for real? Nobody wants to have sex with Kelly Clarkson, so it’s an insult to even have her on this list. Lacey Chabert’s tits are way too spectacular to be ranked #80. Natalie Portman is the Jewish goddess of sex and beauty, that’s at least a top 10 spot. And there are only two members of the Asian persuasion that I could find on that list, and one’s only half Asian, what a crock!

    And no Carla Gugino. Anywhere. It should be a crime to publish this farce.

    #31 | Comment by Tony — April 30, 2007 @ 7:51 pm

  32. Sophia Bush #90! Are you f……g kidding me!

    Bonesgelina Jolie #8… for what… Was that a “biggest mouth” contest? So, she´s hotter than Elisha… yeah right…! In what galaxy?

    Eva Mendez #11…!!!

    Avril Lavigne is hotter than Charlize Theron, Kate Beckinsale, Sophia Bush, Rachel Bilson, Jennifer Garner, Natalie Portman, Love Hewitt, Ali Larter…!

    Are these guys on crack or what!!

    #32 | Comment by Leo — April 30, 2007 @ 9:32 pm

  33. maybe they all got sucked off by most of the girls on this list? :/

    #33 | Comment by Xan — April 30, 2007 @ 10:32 pm

  34. @ #31

    I would have sex with Kelly Clarkson in a heartbeat.

    #34 | Comment by Kito — April 30, 2007 @ 10:48 pm

  35. I’m not commenting on most of the placement, but did have some comments.

    First, ^^ 17 – HELL YEAH!!

    2.) Glad to see some women in there that might not be thought of in these circles, such as Danika Patrick, Faith Hill, and a couple others.

    3.) Did anyone else notice that they used some fugly pictures of some very good looking women? The pics of Jaime Presley, Jessica Beil, J-Love Hewitt, Evangeline Lilly, J-Lo, Reese Witherspoon, Vanessa Marcil, Anne Hathaway, Catherine Z-J, Heather Graham, for the few that I noticed, well, sucked. I’ve seen better shots taken by a 3 year old playing with a camera.

    4.) OK, I’m not going to ramble about placement, but Justin’s right on this one… Alba #1? I’d put her in the top 25, but not 1.

    #35 | Comment by Webpager — April 30, 2007 @ 10:59 pm

  36. At #32

    “Avril Lavigne is hotter than Charlize Theron, Kate Beckinsale, Sophia Bush, Rachel Bilson, Jennifer Garner, Natalie Portman, Love Hewitt, Ali Larter…!”

    Braille keyboard? Good typing from someone who is obviously blind as fuck.

    #36 | Comment by sKetch — May 1, 2007 @ 1:17 am

  37. Jaime Pressly @ # 50, and Jennifer Love Hewitt @ # 14??, obviously the people who ranked this list haven’t seen an Episode of My Name is Earl, and Ghost Whisperer in HD. Delicious !!!

    They looked decent in the past, but now, they are forces to be fapped with. 😀

    #37 | Comment by shaolin45 — May 1, 2007 @ 5:01 am

  38. i think angel baby should be FHM’s number one.

    #38 | Comment by Captain Faptastic — May 1, 2007 @ 5:35 am

  39. Well the US version is a MUCH better list than the UK’s: Peaches Geldof at #53 and Britney Spears at #54, wtf?! Peaches is one hell of an ugly and untalented girl and Britney, while previously attractive, should not have got a look in this year.

    About a quarter of the other girls I don’t even recognise.

    And where the hell is Sugababes newbie Amelle? And Kylie? Pathetic.

    #39 | Comment by Jetsam — May 1, 2007 @ 8:20 am

  40. Katherine McPhee?????? WTF? Who is this chick? Can you say plain? What a joke. The UK list is a ton better for the simple fact that some Idol loser isn’t in the top five.

    #40 | Comment by trotskey — May 2, 2007 @ 10:04 am

  41. Wtf no zhang ziyi?! but she’s so asian!

    #41 | Comment by Mikeywikey — May 2, 2007 @ 9:39 pm

  42. Katharine McPhee Link

    Katharine has the hottest legs!

    #42 | Comment by secretlover — May 2, 2007 @ 10:54 pm

  43. =( wheres chobot?

    aha i joke i joke.

    #43 | Comment by sole — July 19, 2007 @ 7:31 pm

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