^^^
-doesn’t appreciate a little sexually implicit advertising.
p.s. also doesn’t appreciate fellatio. unless it’s coming from a person of the same sex. fact.
Jessica Alba has something milky all over her hands.
Want to see the photo where she licks it.
nuff said.
24052007
13. Ted (09:22:13) :
2 posters..they have the wrong person for the topless shot.
24052007
14. yawn (09:27:46) :
alba is asexual
24052007
15. anti-pop (10:52:38) :
>2 posters..they have the wrong person for the topless shot.
NUFF SAID!
24052007
16. Miku (12:06:18) :
Wow Dane Cook and Jessica Alba as the stars of a movie…. this should be a movie with less acting talent then the last time Dane Cook was in a movie… with Jessica Simpson of all people!
Either way cook looks extremely different without the unkempt look
dane cook is gonna be in that upcoming kevin costner flick.
zomg even less talent?
:o
24052007
18. M (15:36:16) :
employee of the month dane cook jessica simpson
good luck chuck dane cook jessica alba
whats next dane cook jessica biel?
24052007
19. Senescal (16:07:20) :
When did the people who make movie posters become so lazy? These look like they were shot at Sears and edited in MS Paint.
24052007
20. Tom Foolery (16:12:51) :
anyone who doesn’t fully apreciate jessica alba’s hottness is gay, but common more jojo
24052007
21. jack (16:52:41) :
Hey Senescal – being a graphic designer I noticed the posters too, aesthetically that is. I really liked the cheap, lo grade quality to them. I’m sick and tired of the big budget, super Photoshopped, re-touched movie posters being pumped about all the time these days. They all look the same to me. These on the other hand, have grit, character, and a cheapness factor similar to say, Napoleon Dynamite lets say. I dig it.
24052007
22. wilderness (17:07:18) :
i agree with jack. i’m a professional photographer and i think they are simple and slick. that shot is much harder than it looks.
also, i know nothing about the movie, but based on the title, these posters seem very fitting. too bad jessica alba has got such a deflated chipmunk face.
Well, the American Apparel ads featured ugly sweaty guys in underwear and models who looked like they had severe jaundice and anorexia. Icky. I’d think and hope these are just a parody.
24052007
25. Ike (20:41:38) :
Hey Wilderness- I once got paid for taking a picture too. (cough -loser- cough)
You must have a poor artistic eye if you don’t think Alba is good looking. Hey, I don’t like her either but she’s still beautiful with great skin & features.
24052007
26. dfls (23:47:22) :
Jessica Alba sure is pretty. i hope somebody tells her. cause i’m too afraid she’ll kick my ass like in dark angel.
24052007
27. The Deadly Superman (23:55:31) :
This movie looks funny.
Dane Cook was the funniest part of Waiting…
Mr. Brooks looks like an awesome movie too. Comedians make the greatest creepy people in serious movies.
Fact? True Story.
25052007
28. MIK (09:07:35) :
Deadly Superman… No, that skinny freaks and geeks kid yelling at dane cook was the funniest part of waiting. I really don’t get the jennifer haters… sure, sometimes she is not the best actress, but she is still hot a good 97% of the time, even with badly dyed blonde hair and playing the sister of the couldn’t-be-whiter Chris Evans… I mean COME ON, SUE STORM??? Sorry, what was I saying? Anyway, Flipper, Alex Mack, Dark Angel, that creepy movie with mischa barton as a british kid, and of course Sin City. I’ve fapped to her in all of ‘em.
25052007
29. MIK (09:09:08) :
ha, I love her so much I forgot her name… damn that Ghost Whisperer DVD. I meant Jessica, of course.
25052007
30. yawn (14:42:56) :
i think alba is pretty..
but she exudes little to no sex appeal or personality..
the shot with the water dripping out of her mouth was downright scary.. not sexy…..
she is like cardboard.
25052007
31. The Pope (14:49:29) :
I have yet to meet a person with an I.Q. above 85 that thinks Dane Cook is funny.
25052007
32. dmavsfan41 (17:32:09) :
Jessica Alba is a freakin Warriors fan. Thumbs down!
^^^
Are you sure you aren’t thinking of Ryan Reynolds?
Dane was in a movie with him as well…Waiting.
28052007
36. Deviant Spawn (12:21:00) :
Jessica Alba’s looking too thin….
GOD DAMN YOU FREAKING ABNORMALLY THIN LOOKING CELEBRITIES, GTFO NOW AND EAT SOME FOOD!
8062007
37. MatyG (18:32:18) :
Yuck – why did Dane shave his chest? He used to have such a nice hairy chest…
19072007
38. sole (07:49:49) :
i just noticed something
danes poster says “theres something funny about dane”
albas says “theres something about jessica”
thats bullshit, why doesnt she doesnt get an adjective?!
this is unacceptable.
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dane is getting a bj
first?….no I deny the first , next can have it
thanks
np…and hey I didnt know Paris Hilton was in this film !
jessica alba still isn’t that hot
second picture = gay
^^^
-doesn’t appreciate a little sexually implicit advertising.
p.s. also doesn’t appreciate fellatio. unless it’s coming from a person of the same sex. fact.
“fact” is getting old. fact.
Picture 1 = From my fantasy
Picture 2 = From Justins fantasy
skeet skeet
wtf?
Jessica Alba has something milky all over her hands.
Want to see the photo where she licks it.
nuff said.
2 posters..they have the wrong person for the topless shot.
alba is asexual
>2 posters..they have the wrong person for the topless shot.
NUFF SAID!
Wow Dane Cook and Jessica Alba as the stars of a movie…. this should be a movie with less acting talent then the last time Dane Cook was in a movie… with Jessica Simpson of all people!
Either way cook looks extremely different without the unkempt look
dane cook is gonna be in that upcoming kevin costner flick.
zomg even less talent?
:o
employee of the month dane cook jessica simpson
good luck chuck dane cook jessica alba
whats next dane cook jessica biel?
When did the people who make movie posters become so lazy? These look like they were shot at Sears and edited in MS Paint.
anyone who doesn’t fully apreciate jessica alba’s hottness is gay, but common more jojo
Hey Senescal – being a graphic designer I noticed the posters too, aesthetically that is. I really liked the cheap, lo grade quality to them. I’m sick and tired of the big budget, super Photoshopped, re-touched movie posters being pumped about all the time these days. They all look the same to me. These on the other hand, have grit, character, and a cheapness factor similar to say, Napoleon Dynamite lets say. I dig it.
i agree with jack. i’m a professional photographer and i think they are simple and slick. that shot is much harder than it looks.
also, i know nothing about the movie, but based on the title, these posters seem very fitting. too bad jessica alba has got such a deflated chipmunk face.
the posters remind me of american apparel ads. i wonder if the same agency did them.
Well, the American Apparel ads featured ugly sweaty guys in underwear and models who looked like they had severe jaundice and anorexia. Icky. I’d think and hope these are just a parody.
Hey Wilderness- I once got paid for taking a picture too. (cough -loser- cough)
You must have a poor artistic eye if you don’t think Alba is good looking. Hey, I don’t like her either but she’s still beautiful with great skin & features.
Jessica Alba sure is pretty. i hope somebody tells her. cause i’m too afraid she’ll kick my ass like in dark angel.
This movie looks funny.
Dane Cook was the funniest part of Waiting…
Mr. Brooks looks like an awesome movie too. Comedians make the greatest creepy people in serious movies.
Fact?True Story.Deadly Superman… No, that skinny freaks and geeks kid yelling at dane cook was the funniest part of waiting. I really don’t get the jennifer haters… sure, sometimes she is not the best actress, but she is still hot a good 97% of the time, even with badly dyed blonde hair and playing the sister of the couldn’t-be-whiter Chris Evans… I mean COME ON, SUE STORM??? Sorry, what was I saying? Anyway, Flipper, Alex Mack, Dark Angel, that creepy movie with mischa barton as a british kid, and of course Sin City. I’ve fapped to her in all of ‘em.
ha, I love her so much I forgot her name… damn that Ghost Whisperer DVD. I meant Jessica, of course.
i think alba is pretty..
but she exudes little to no sex appeal or personality..
the shot with the water dripping out of her mouth was downright scary.. not sexy…..
she is like cardboard.
I have yet to meet a person with an I.Q. above 85 that thinks Dane Cook is funny.
Jessica Alba is a freakin Warriors fan. Thumbs down!
Agrees with #31
Dane Cook was funny in Just Friends.
^^^
Are you sure you aren’t thinking of Ryan Reynolds?
Dane was in a movie with him as well…Waiting.
Jessica Alba’s looking too thin….
GOD DAMN YOU FREAKING ABNORMALLY THIN LOOKING CELEBRITIES, GTFO NOW AND EAT SOME FOOD!
Yuck – why did Dane shave his chest? He used to have such a nice hairy chest…
i just noticed something
danes poster says “theres something funny about dane”
albas says “theres something about jessica”
thats bullshit, why doesnt she doesnt get an adjective?!
this is unacceptable.