READER SUBMISSION – The internets… are re-godamn-diculous.

3 06 2007

from: Chris
date: Jun 3, 2007 5:03 PM
subject: The internets… are re-godamn-diculous.

Ok.

Let me just put this in perspective first. 6 months ago, I was cruising youtube.com for Beyonce’s ‘irreplaceable’ video (just came out, I usually cruise new releases on youtube.com… but don’t ask – I know my music taste sucks… but let’s not go there), when I run across this girl belting the tune into a shitty webcam, and kicking some ferocious ass… if you must…

…which was scary considering that 90% of poptarts couldn’t hold a tune without going through $10 million of voice filtering equipment, and this girl is somewhere in the netherlands singing into a crappy $19 mic, and sounding not too shabby at all…

Fast forward. 6 months later.

MAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE END…

What t-h-e mother-f*?!

O_O


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41 responses to “READER SUBMISSION – The internets… are re-godamn-diculous.”

    3 06 2007
  • 1.  Kohii (07:29:17) :

    that son of a…

  • 3 06 2007
  • 2.  Justin (07:33:11) :

    wonder if he’s gonna sign her to his new record label…

  • 3 06 2007
  • 3.  Kewtr (08:07:23) :

    Shit who knew the this Justin was that Justin? You suck, but nice snag there.

  • 3 06 2007
  • 4.  BT (08:47:41) :

    eh, she’s got no range. But hey, she is pretty hot so maybe she’ll go far.

  • 3 06 2007
  • 5.  dex (08:48:08) :

    4th for the lose

  • 3 06 2007
  • 6.  Crushader (10:17:42) :

    WTF?! JUSTIN?!

  • 3 06 2007
  • 7.  Ron Dingleberry (10:55:29) :

    why am I watching this?

  • 3 06 2007
  • 8.  Bob (11:12:28) :

    Anyone know how I can get that second one as an mp3? heh

  • 3 06 2007
  • 9.  sKetch (11:12:37) :

    This comment is about as pointless as the minutes I used to read/watch that post.

  • 3 06 2007
  • 10.  Miku (11:20:27) :

    Why does Justin have that “Yeah I’m gonna tap this ass” look on his face… ok I know stupid question.

  • 3 06 2007
  • 11.  mister (11:21:49) :

    Lots of technique, not too much range, kind of pretty.

    Ladies and Gentlemen may I present the next American Idol.

  • 3 06 2007
  • 12.  MrMulder (11:27:37) :

    And the good news is: She’s 18!
    So: You go Justin (both of you), tap like you have never tapped before!!

  • 3 06 2007
  • 13.  JM (11:33:27) :

    whoa…same thing like lily allen on mysapce.

    gottha admit, she has some sexy voice.

  • 3 06 2007
  • 14.  Theo (11:34:40) :

    Gayest post ever.
    Since when does Justin Timberlake’s approval justify anything?

    I mentioned Allison Stokke here weeks ago, and now she’s breaking huge.
    How about something about her?

  • 3 06 2007
  • 15.  Tom Foolery (11:50:21) :

    ahh ahh is this jojo #2, i do believe so, Jojo>Jojo #2

  • 3 06 2007
  • 16.  Hendrik. (11:54:59) :

    Yeah baby!
    Sometime’s the dutch rule!

  • 3 06 2007
  • 17.  FJ (11:55:02) :

    ^^^ I thought the same thing. But good on JT for scoping the natural talent. And yeah, he’s gonna tap that. He knows it; she knows it; we know it. God Bless!

  • 3 06 2007
  • 18.  JD (12:33:28) :

    eyonce can’t sing for shit….. this girl does the song justice.

  • 3 06 2007
  • 19.  KtW Tupac (13:06:57) :

    Wow didn’t see that one coming.

  • 3 06 2007
  • 20.  skarasta (13:14:09) :

    what the hell man i actually watched the whole thing thinking something was going to happen, like she was going run out of air and gag, shit wtf?!

  • 3 06 2007
  • 21.  NaughtyVoyeur (13:30:54) :

    I’m with you Skarasta. Then it took me a moment to figure out who the guy was. I thought it was her pimp.. then realized it was Justin. Funny. I hope she goes far, I love that people can now promote their talent via YouTube. Fuck those managers and the talentless wankers they produce. I hope Justin does sign her, she’s not bad at all. Compared…

  • 3 06 2007
  • 22.  wilderness (15:09:10) :

    i thought something was going to happen too. i was hoping it was a school talent show and she was going to get shot.

    i’m mentally retarded. yeah.

  • 3 06 2007
  • 23.  JonKing (15:32:06) :

    well she has some talent and time to craft it

  • 3 06 2007
  • 24.  JonKing (15:51:54) :

    Hehe , good ending , good for her !

  • 3 06 2007
  • 25.  Amedan (16:16:25) :

    I don’t get it. I was hoping she’d turn out to be a MTF transexual or something interesting. I was totally let down.

  • 3 06 2007
  • 26.  Mike (17:52:13) :

    Amedan, I thought something weird like that would happen, also. I guess that’s what I expect from here. I was waiting for some kind of Faces of Death moment, and lo and behold, Douche Bag McGee shows up! :p

  • 3 06 2007
    3 06 2007
  • 28.  Mike (19:58:47) :

    Jeez… You got me watching all her stuff now! In one of the Dutch interviews she does, the subtitle says she’s going to be on the cover of Billboard Magazine. It looks like she’s going to be pretty popular.

    She’s good!

  • 3 06 2007
  • 29.  Mike (20:36:37) :

    How come this page comes up nearly every post I make…

    http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa93/mikebachman/annoying.jpg

    ?

  • 3 06 2007
  • 30.  Duffman (21:34:19) :

    Wow… range or not, she’s got an amazing voice and the look to match it. The singing’s one thing; the expressiveness in her eyes was the real seller for me. Here’s hoping she gets a label; she’s got some serious talent.

    VERDICT: I’d hit it while she sang me a pretty song.

  • 3 06 2007
  • 31.  A-Dog (22:11:04) :

    Not bad…I was wondering why the track of Justin cut out half way through and she started singing solo…I guess Timberlake couldn’t play and sing at the same time…

  • 3 06 2007
  • 32.  Borat (22:11:37) :

    VERY NICE…HOW MUCH

  • 3 06 2007
  • 33.  AngelBaby (23:37:16) :

    this girl can rly sing.

    and she’s very cute.

    verdict: HAWT

  • 4 06 2007
  • 34.  Kito (00:22:05) :

    @ #8, Bob

    You can download youtube videos as MP3’s (and a couple other formats) at http://vixy.net/

  • 4 06 2007
  • 35.  Charlioso (06:35:22) :

    that damn dog of course he hitted that!!

  • 4 06 2007
  • 36.  Whitty071 (12:01:01) :

    That’s F*ckin’ Amazing!

  • 4 06 2007
  • 37.  TIMMAY!!! (13:42:12) :

    Are you sure it wasn’t Timberlake actually doing the singing. He sounds like a girl most of the time. Except when he’s banging every hot girl in Hollywood that is. Dick!

  • 5 06 2007
  • 38.  ray (14:11:57) :

    oh shit…

  • 9 06 2007
  • 39.  spaz (06:20:57) :

    Well, if those videos of her are examples of her having little range, then imagine how she’ll greatly improve with a little voice coaching. I think she can go pretty far, if not in singing then in being eye candy.

  • 13 06 2007
  • 40.  Leo (17:12:18) :

    So THATS the girl that JT signed off youtube…

    Wth, Now i bet becuz of this, were gonna c even more ppl posting their singing clips on the net.

    But she sounds good considering I doubt she had vocal training. If she did then…meh.

    How old is she anyways?

  • 4 08 2008
  • 41.  allison stokke (13:13:37) :

    irony

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