BYNES + PANETTIERE

Some more pics of Amanda from the MTV Movie Awards and Hayden at some afterparty. Jay Z’s i think.

What the fuck is that thing on Hayden’s head?

DOWNGRADE.

I’m trying to imagine what it would be like to have my hands on Amanda’s boobies. These pictures are very helpful in aiding my mind’s eye. Now excuse me while i mentally undress her.

27 thoughts on “BYNES + PANETTIERE

  1. Hayden > Bynes

    fact.

    #1 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 4, 2007 @ 1:20 pm

  2. bullshit!

    bynes > hayden

    FACT.

    #2 | Comment by Justin — June 4, 2007 @ 1:24 pm

  3. normal skin > orange skin

    fact.

    #3 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 4, 2007 @ 1:27 pm

  4. Hayden >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bynes

    fact!

    #4 | Comment by Mad Escaper — June 4, 2007 @ 1:28 pm

  5. Is it just me or does the guy sitting behind AB look like he’s playing with himself??? Could that be Justin using his minds eye?

    #5 | Comment by TIMMAY!!! — June 4, 2007 @ 1:32 pm

  6. For….great….JUSTICE!!!!

    #6 | Comment by Violent Acres — June 4, 2007 @ 1:38 pm

  7. @Timmay, he’s not, its just you playing with yourself.

    Like both girls, but neither is a postergirl for high definition. They looks terrible in those pics. In the 2 Hayden ones, she looks like paris hilton in high res.

    bynes > hayden (but thats taking personality into account)

    #7 | Comment by georgeBush — June 4, 2007 @ 1:48 pm

  8. Not even close, Hayden FTW. But I like short girls and I can’t stand Bynes compared to most anyone.

    #8 | Comment by Kewtr — June 4, 2007 @ 2:44 pm

  9. “Hayden > Bynes… just like Angelbaby > Justin… It’s as simple as that…”

    #9 | Comment by Ryu — June 4, 2007 @ 2:54 pm

  10. Hayden>Bynes. No contest.

    She’s like a pygmy version of Pam Anderson(without the circus sized tits, of course).

    #10 | Comment by Smiley — June 4, 2007 @ 3:28 pm

  11. FACT

    Hayden + Bynes > than Hayden or Bynes seperately.

    Just like

    Either Hayden or Bynes > you + hand

    #11 | Comment by sKetch — June 4, 2007 @ 3:35 pm

  12. this is the dumbest comparison yet.

    Hayden>Bynes

    Duh.

    P.s.

    I’m sure no one else noticed how manly jesica Beil was looking last night.

    #12 | Comment by Xan — June 4, 2007 @ 4:30 pm

  13. you FOOLS!

    Amanda FTW, no contesst.

    I’ll be fapping for GREAT justice to each and every goosebump on her hi-res boobies. Hayden does look a bit Paris Hilton-y there from some reason. to bad yep to bad

    scrollscrollscroll

    #13 | Comment by Ron Dingleberry — June 4, 2007 @ 4:55 pm

  14. Paris –> prison.
    Lindsay –> rehab.

    What’s left?
    Hayden, yeah! Nice bush (in the background)!

    #14 | Comment by mmmm — June 4, 2007 @ 7:16 pm

  15. It is Hayden by a Hollywood mile. She is not only the more attractive of the two, but she is also the better actress. I know we are not discussing acting skills here, but somehow it does influence my choice. Next time you see her act, watch the enormous range of expressions in just her eyes. Few if any of her peers can match that range.
    But who is the (lucky?) guy by her side? He looks pretty satisfied.

    #15 | Comment by Andre — June 4, 2007 @ 8:29 pm

  16. Gawd. There is no bigger turn-off than orange skin, except maybe fake tits or no brains. Normally I’d agree with Justin, but not today.

    #16 | Comment by exelis — June 4, 2007 @ 10:08 pm

  17. Hayden Panettiere > Jessica Biel > Amanda Bynes > Alexa Vega > Mandy Moore > Sarah Silverman > Arielle Kebbel > Megan Fox > Jessica Alba

    actually doesn’t matter what order the rest are, hayden has ’em beat regardless

    i took someone to lunch last week only to realize that the only reason i did was because her face reminded me of hayden

    #17 | Comment by Taco — June 4, 2007 @ 11:04 pm

  18. Hayden is better looking than Bynes though I believe in a few years Amanda will possess the better overall package. She appears quite statuesque in these pics and looks great. I also prefer Hayden’s bodystyle, but she appears to be heading for widening as her youth fades and metabolism slows. If she can fight that by becoming a workout/diet warrior, I shudder at the possibilities that would create.

    #18 | Comment by Fubarvet2 — June 5, 2007 @ 12:18 am

  19. Taco, we’re to assume then that Sarah Silverman>Jessica Alba. I like Sarah, and she’s funny and kinda cute and all, but you are crazy here.

    #19 | Comment by Ted — June 5, 2007 @ 12:28 am

  20. Bynes definitely has a rocking body, but her face still looks goofy, like a squished chipmunk.

    #20 | Comment by Flyboy — June 5, 2007 @ 5:04 am

  21. excuse me while i mentally sodomize Bynes and use every part of her chesticles to make me feel good.

    #21 | Comment by filthyfish — June 5, 2007 @ 8:03 am

  22. Hayden > Bines

    Shakira > Hayden

    Oh Yeah!!!!!!!

    #22 | Comment by MacDaddy — June 5, 2007 @ 9:28 am

  23. Her boobies would feel smaller than her MIT engineered foundation garment would suggest.

    #23 | Comment by mister — June 5, 2007 @ 12:17 pm

  24. Hayden Panettiere looks like she’s on her way to work. I just wonder how much she costs a night. What? She’s not a hooker? Why does she dress like one then? *confused*

    #24 | Comment by Franc — June 5, 2007 @ 3:10 pm

  25. “What the fuck is that thing on Hayden’s head?”

    A headband.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Headband

    #25 | Comment by StillNotTellingYet — July 17, 2007 @ 12:22 am

  26. im gonna get some “Hayden FTW” shirts made
    shes almost as perfect as Alba.

    amanda and hayden shouldnt even be in the same post together.
    *shakes head in disgust*

    #26 | Comment by sole — July 19, 2007 @ 6:22 am

  27. All you guys dissin’ on Amanda are full of it. You know if the opportunity arose you’d hit hit so fast and hard.

    #27 | Comment by booboo — May 6, 2008 @ 12:13 pm

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