PARIS IS FREE!!!!!

30 06 2007

And here she is relaxin’ in Hawaii!!!!!

Weee!!!!!

In celebration of her new found freedom, i will fap to her sex tape tonight. For great justice.


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30 responses to “PARIS IS FREE!!!!!”

    30 06 2007
  • 1.  filthyfish (10:48:34) :

    Faps across america…

    In Memory Of Paris.

    First.

  • 30 06 2007
  • 2.  zomg (11:08:29) :

    Do you ever fap for anything but great justice?

  • 30 06 2007
  • 3.  Xan (11:30:42) :

    ^^^
    lol

    i find her atractive now, and i dont know why..

  • 30 06 2007
  • 4.  Mad Escaper (11:58:30) :

    Free already?

  • 30 06 2007
  • 5.  Justin (12:17:19) :

    free since the 26th of june!!!!!

  • 30 06 2007
  • 6.  Tony (12:25:47) :

    whatever

  • 30 06 2007
  • 7.  Tony (12:36:11) :

    You know what would be better than these pics?


    These pics

    Polish Princess > Hotel Heiress trash

  • 30 06 2007
  • 8.  Kewtr (13:33:50) :

    I love Paris’s body, and her ass looks especially great here.

  • 30 06 2007
  • 9.  Theo (13:35:14) :

    You know she had her paparazzi radar on.
    Who goes out wading by themselves like that?
    It’s not like she was deep in thought.

    Gotta admit, pretty tight bod, tho.
    If only she didn’t have the face of a Schnauzer and a two-cent brain.

  • 30 06 2007
  • 10.  smash (13:52:42) :

    #3 - you just have a thing for ex-cons!

  • 30 06 2007
  • 11.  tool (13:56:41) :

    No curves. Fug face. Two thumbs down from me.

  • 30 06 2007
  • 12.  AngelBaby (18:21:18) :

    mebbe the future Mrs. Justin will watch the Paris sextape with you, since she’s getting into teh pr0n and all.

  • 30 06 2007
  • 13.  Webpager (18:57:53) :

    She just doesn’t do it for me. She’s the worlds biggest media whore (except for GW Bush), she’s got a face I couldn’t even drop a load on, and I just can’t stand the stupid broad. She tells someone how the “stupid act” isn’t getting her anywhere. What ACT? Please.

  • 30 06 2007
  • 14.  Jenesis (19:23:46) :

    She has Jessica Biel linebacker shoulders.

  • 30 06 2007
  • 15.  BongoClown (22:16:07) :

    While I didn’t give a crap about her before the prison trip, and still don’t, she’s gotta be one of the very few people who go into prison and come out looking better than before.

    …are you sure she wasn’t sent to a dayspa or some sort of health retreat? She looks like she actually ate…food.

  • 30 06 2007
  • 16.  Lithium (22:30:15) :

    I despise that woman on too many levels.

  • 1 07 2007
  • 17.  JonKing (00:08:50) :

    Paris is awesome , she makes everyone so angry…and hey “Thats Hot”

  • 1 07 2007
  • 18.  Ryu (02:04:16) :

    “What confuses me is how someone like her is allowed to have a life like that? If the Christians are right… I wanna watch her get fucked up by Satan in Hell… Not just because she’s stupid, but because she’s stupid, rich, and no one’s shanked her pink ass, yet.”

  • 1 07 2007
  • 19.  Ryu (02:05:45) :

    “Oh, and also, there better be a special place in heaven where people can watch her get ass-raped by Satan, because she loves to be watched…”

  • 1 07 2007
  • 20.  Darkstar (05:31:25) :

    Where is she? Mauai? Why won’t she come to Kauai so I can film “One Hawaiian in Paris” ?

  • 1 07 2007
  • 21.  thefilthelement (09:50:05) :

    Why oh god why didn’t someone shiv her in prison? It’ll be the first time that she’s bled in years!

  • 1 07 2007
  • 22.  Crackpot Live (11:01:57) :

    It was funny to see her on Larry King Live. Larry asked her what she had learned from this experience. She replied that her voice gets really high when she feels sad.
    Now thats insight!
    I’d be willing to bet that her head makes a rattle noise every time she gets a proper fuck.

  • 1 07 2007
  • 23.  Osama bin Laden (13:14:57) :

    I wish some terrorists would kidnap Paris and do you know what to her, but make sure to make a tape of it s owe can all breathe a sigh of relief that there is one less dumb cunt in the world.

    On a related note, i was in CA last year on business and two of my friends out there had both admitted thye had done her in the same night together. nasty fucking stupid cunt.

  • 1 07 2007
  • 24.  ZekeDMS (13:32:08) :

    Justin, if you can fap to that you’re a greater man than I’ll ever be. Unfappable woman, unfappable green nightvision, possibly AN ALIEN IN THE PHOTO TALKING ON THE PHONE.

  • 2 07 2007
  • 25.  M25 (12:55:47) :

    Lindsey lohon birthday 21

  • 2 07 2007
  • 26.  DisconcertedGeorge (13:16:07) :

    Ever since she got out of prison she’s a changed woman.

    You wouldn’t have seen her in a bikini doing nothing all day befo …

    oh, wait.

  • 2 07 2007
  • 27.  shaolin45 (23:51:26) :

    That goes to show ya, when your parents are rich, and you’re a whore you can get away with anything, even murder (depending on the quality of the sextape).

    Came out of jail like its fucking college, give me a break.

  • 3 07 2007
  • 28.  Bender (17:36:10) :

    Ugly, boring, moron. Does nothing for me except take screen time away from women who are MUCH better looking. Like, Ksenia Sobchak, for example. Wikipedia says she’s the Russian Paris Hilton, to which I say, Show me her sex tape!!!

  • 6 07 2007
  • 29.  Becca (13:29:30) :

    She’s the worlds biggest media whore (except for GW Bush),

    Hahahahahaha! GW Bush IS a huge media whore. He’s one of my most detested celebrities. He’s done about as little to deserve his fame/accomplishments as Paris Hilton or K-fed.

    How many days until the 2009 presidential inauguration again?

    Wait a minute, I thought Paris Hilton got implants?

  • 7 07 2007
  • 30.  garth (20:50:55) :

    eek.. take the non-woman away from me… seriously, with the amount of money Paris supposdly has, surely she can get some decent sized implants?

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