And here she is relaxin’ in Hawaii!!!!!
Weee!!!!!
In celebration of her new found freedom, i will fap to her sex tape tonight. For great justice.
PARIS IS FREE!!!!!
dont link this
WAUGH!
And here she is relaxin’ in Hawaii!!!!!
Weee!!!!!
In celebration of her new found freedom, i will fap to her sex tape tonight. For great justice.
Faps across america…
In Memory Of Paris.
First.
#1 | Comment by filthyfish — June 30, 2007 @ 10:48 am
Do you ever fap for anything but great justice?
#2 | Comment by zomg — June 30, 2007 @ 11:08 am
^^^
lol
i find her atractive now, and i dont know why..
#3 | Comment by Xan — June 30, 2007 @ 11:30 am
Free already?
#4 | Comment by Mad Escaper — June 30, 2007 @ 11:58 am
free since the 26th of june!!!!!
#5 | Comment by Justin — June 30, 2007 @ 12:17 pm
whatever
#6 | Comment by Tony — June 30, 2007 @ 12:25 pm
You know what would be better than these pics?
These pics
Polish Princess > Hotel Heiress trash
#7 | Comment by Tony — June 30, 2007 @ 12:36 pm
I love Paris’s body, and her ass looks especially great here.
#8 | Comment by Kewtr — June 30, 2007 @ 1:33 pm
You know she had her paparazzi radar on.
Who goes out wading by themselves like that?
It’s not like she was deep in thought.
Gotta admit, pretty tight bod, tho.
If only she didn’t have the face of a Schnauzer and a two-cent brain.
#9 | Comment by Theo — June 30, 2007 @ 1:35 pm
#3 – you just have a thing for ex-cons!
#10 | Comment by smash — June 30, 2007 @ 1:52 pm
No curves. Fug face. Two thumbs down from me.
#11 | Comment by tool — June 30, 2007 @ 1:56 pm
mebbe the future Mrs. Justin will watch the Paris sextape with you, since she’s getting into teh pr0n and all.
#12 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 30, 2007 @ 6:21 pm
She just doesn’t do it for me. She’s the worlds biggest media whore (except for GW Bush), she’s got a face I couldn’t even drop a load on, and I just can’t stand the stupid broad. She tells someone how the “stupid act” isn’t getting her anywhere. What ACT? Please.
#13 | Comment by Webpager — June 30, 2007 @ 6:57 pm
She has Jessica Biel linebacker shoulders.
#14 | Comment by Jenesis — June 30, 2007 @ 7:23 pm
While I didn’t give a crap about her before the prison trip, and still don’t, she’s gotta be one of the very few people who go into prison and come out looking better than before.
…are you sure she wasn’t sent to a dayspa or some sort of health retreat? She looks like she actually ate…food.
#15 | Comment by BongoClown — June 30, 2007 @ 10:16 pm
I despise that woman on too many levels.
#16 | Comment by Lithium — June 30, 2007 @ 10:30 pm
Paris is awesome , she makes everyone so angry…and hey “Thats Hot”
#17 | Comment by JonKing — July 1, 2007 @ 12:08 am
“What confuses me is how someone like her is allowed to have a life like that? If the Christians are right… I wanna watch her get fucked up by Satan in Hell… Not just because she’s stupid, but because she’s stupid, rich, and no one’s shanked her pink ass, yet.”
#18 | Comment by Ryu — July 1, 2007 @ 2:04 am
“Oh, and also, there better be a special place in heaven where people can watch her get ass-raped by Satan, because she loves to be watched…”
#19 | Comment by Ryu — July 1, 2007 @ 2:05 am
Where is she? Mauai? Why won’t she come to Kauai so I can film “One Hawaiian in Paris” ?
#20 | Comment by Darkstar — July 1, 2007 @ 5:31 am
Why oh god why didn’t someone shiv her in prison? It’ll be the first time that she’s bled in years!
#21 | Comment by thefilthelement — July 1, 2007 @ 9:50 am
It was funny to see her on Larry King Live. Larry asked her what she had learned from this experience. She replied that her voice gets really high when she feels sad.
Now thats insight!
I’d be willing to bet that her head makes a rattle noise every time she gets a proper fuck.
#22 | Comment by Crackpot Live — July 1, 2007 @ 11:01 am
I wish some terrorists would kidnap Paris and do you know what to her, but make sure to make a tape of it s owe can all breathe a sigh of relief that there is one less dumb cunt in the world.
On a related note, i was in CA last year on business and two of my friends out there had both admitted thye had done her in the same night together. nasty fucking stupid cunt.
#23 | Comment by Osama bin Laden — July 1, 2007 @ 1:14 pm
Justin, if you can fap to that you’re a greater man than I’ll ever be. Unfappable woman, unfappable green nightvision, possibly AN ALIEN IN THE PHOTO TALKING ON THE PHONE.
#24 | Comment by ZekeDMS — July 1, 2007 @ 1:32 pm
Lindsey lohon birthday 21
#25 | Comment by M25 — July 2, 2007 @ 12:55 pm
Ever since she got out of prison she’s a changed woman.
You wouldn’t have seen her in a bikini doing nothing all day befo …
oh, wait.
#26 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — July 2, 2007 @ 1:16 pm
That goes to show ya, when your parents are rich, and you’re a whore you can get away with anything, even murder (depending on the quality of the sextape).
Came out of jail like its fucking college, give me a break.
#27 | Comment by shaolin45 — July 2, 2007 @ 11:51 pm
Ugly, boring, moron. Does nothing for me except take screen time away from women who are MUCH better looking. Like, Ksenia Sobchak, for example. Wikipedia says she’s the Russian Paris Hilton, to which I say, Show me her sex tape!!!
#28 | Comment by Bender — July 3, 2007 @ 5:36 pm
She’s the worlds biggest media whore (except for GW Bush),
Hahahahahaha! GW Bush IS a huge media whore. He’s one of my most detested celebrities. He’s done about as little to deserve his fame/accomplishments as Paris Hilton or K-fed.
How many days until the 2009 presidential inauguration again?
Wait a minute, I thought Paris Hilton got implants?
#29 | Comment by Becca — July 6, 2007 @ 1:29 pm
eek.. take the non-woman away from me… seriously, with the amount of money Paris supposdly has, surely she can get some decent sized implants?
#30 | Comment by garth — July 7, 2007 @ 8:50 pm