JADE RAYMOND

I can’t decide whether Jade Raymond is pretty or beautiful. So how about i say she’s pretty beautiful? (OH HOHOHOHO!)

Ahh… Jade Raymond… i could watch you talk about Assassin’s Creed all day. Like in all these youtube videos.

Anybody see her during Microsoft’s E3 Press Conference when she demoed the game? The part where Altair kills a guard and his dead body gets stuck in midair? And then Jade’s like nervously trying to laugh it off? SO CUTE. If it were anybody else, i’d probably be like AHAHA WTF BAD PROGRAMMING but with Jade, i’m like awwww! it’s okay Jade! don’t worry about it!

Jade Raymond is what i call a REAL girl gamer. Not like that Chobot whore. I really hate Jessica Chobot. She instills FURIOUS ANGER in me. Jade Raymond instills flowers and kittens. And true gamer boner.

I bet Jade Raymond smells like strawberries. I love you so Jade Raymond.

FUN FACT: While filming an interview for a Star Wars game, kids were apparently coming up asking for her autograph. Seeing her surrounded by Stormtroopers, fans thought she was Natalie Portman.

More fun facts in Jade’s wiki entry.

27 thoughts on “JADE RAYMOND

  1. First

    #1 | Comment by MasterP — July 12, 2007 @ 4:46 am

  2. Her nervous laugh reminds me of the “not lacking any meat girl” or the “real woman who needed lots of meat”.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PLyruHv7EI&eurl=

    #2 | Comment by doppletwo — July 12, 2007 @ 5:04 am

  3. Not bad for a 31 y/o Quebeccer…

    #3 | Comment by Topher — July 12, 2007 @ 5:18 am

  4. kristen bell supose to voice a character and it suposed to have her likeness

    #4 | Comment by M25 — July 12, 2007 @ 5:19 am

  5. did u see hayden p bikini pics?

    #5 | Comment by M25 — July 12, 2007 @ 5:19 am

  6. This is sort of off topic, but I this video too:

    Double Dribble Penetration:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ji8Ig2p8wo&NR=1

    #6 | Comment by doppletwo — July 12, 2007 @ 5:23 am

  7. I’m not sure what gives me more of a boner, Assassin’s creed or Jade… I’m thinking Assassin’s Creed.

    #7 | Comment by Kito — July 12, 2007 @ 6:43 am

  8. Yeah that video is such a multi-faceted world of arousal. She’s great. But I want the game.

    #8 | Comment by Kewtr — July 12, 2007 @ 9:13 am

  9. http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/pics4/bestbeard3.jpg much hotter pic of her.

    #9 | Comment by nox — July 12, 2007 @ 9:29 am

  10. she’s cute, but i don’t see how anyone mistakes her for Natalie Portman.

    #10 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 12, 2007 @ 9:32 am

  11. so she’s prettier than Chobot?…

    #11 | Comment by Xan — July 12, 2007 @ 9:56 am

  12. Finally! Someone else how digs Jade Raymond. I thought she was pretty and ‘aight’ on Electric Playground. Choosing to fap to other G4 hotties, like Julie Stouffer and Tina Wood. Now time away working on games has had Jade blossom into a full on beauty. And of course NOW you can barely find an image of her.. like once a year. Bring on more Jade! I watched the whole Microsoft Press conference and her little hightops, hoddy and jeans outfit was so cute I nearly creamed myself.

    #12 | Comment by johnny5 — July 12, 2007 @ 10:08 am

  13. Assassin’s Creed is a game I have been wanting for some time. How can you beat a game with two asses in it.

    The games I am dying to get my hand on that come out this year.

    GTA IV
    Assassin’s Creed
    Half-Life 2: The Orange Box
    Super Mario Galaxy
    Super Smash Brothers Brawl
    Metroid Prime 3
    Fire Emblem 10
    Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
    Geometry Wars: Galaxies (DS version)

    By the way, where’s my ScarJo spotlight!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #13 | Comment by Tim — July 12, 2007 @ 2:13 pm

  14. oh, and PS. She is very beautiful.

    #14 | Comment by Tim — July 12, 2007 @ 2:16 pm

  15. My annual wet dream just added a new player.

    #15 | Comment by Dr. Acula — July 12, 2007 @ 2:22 pm

  16. She’s pretty.

    #16 | Comment by jcdenton — July 12, 2007 @ 7:58 pm

  17. When we are talking about game girls… How about Stevie “KillCreek” Case?
    http://web.archive.org/web/20010811110151/stevana.com/images/Gallery/stevie115.jpg

    #17 | Comment by Cane — July 12, 2007 @ 10:04 pm

  18. Here’s more vids of her:

    http://stage6.divx.com/user/Ecler/video/1264600/Assassin%5C's-Creed—Jade-Raymond-Interview-at-Ubidays-Part-1
    http://stage6.divx.com/user/Ecler/video/1264715/Assassin%5C's-Creed—Jade-Raymond-Interview-at-Ubidays-Part-2

    Mmmm nerd chicks. 🙂

    #18 | Comment by TAC — July 12, 2007 @ 11:02 pm

  19. Apologies for the weird links, they were too long.

    Here are tinyurl versions:

    http://tinyurl.com/ysganc
    http://tinyurl.com/2hcfwc

    They’re large size videos in divx format.

    -TAC

    #19 | Comment by TAC — July 12, 2007 @ 11:05 pm

  20. I love you Jade Raymond. Please come to my basement and play Resident Evil 4 with me. Justin is a liar, he does not love you, he has a fiance…and a third nipple. A hairy third nipple. I have unlimited Cheetos and Mountain Dew in my basement. Or Diet Coke if you like that crap.

    #20 | Comment by Smiley — July 13, 2007 @ 2:39 am

  21. Kito wrote:I’m not sure what gives me more of a boner, Assassin’s creed or Jade… I’m thinking Assassin’s Creed.

    Heeey that girl is really pretty an-OH MY DEAR FUCK LOOK AT THOSE GRAPHICS MY GOD YOU CAN REALLY CLIMB ANYWHERE YOU WANT. WHEN DOES THIS GAME COME OUT?!

    #21 | Comment by My360Broke_=( — July 13, 2007 @ 3:28 am

  22. i always find that girls with a mole on their checks are the cutest. Jade raymond score some points.

    #22 | Comment by JM — July 13, 2007 @ 1:11 pm

  23. ^^^

    stacey orrico, she’s a singer and she NEEDS to be posted here.

    #23 | Comment by Xan — July 13, 2007 @ 2:11 pm

  24. JESUS! This girl AND this game is like soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo effin hot.

    #24 | Comment by Kaka — July 13, 2007 @ 2:45 pm

  25. Id let her fellate me while I played Assassin’s Creed.

    I don’t know how I’m going to find time to play all the games coming out in the next few months…. Halo 3 and GTA IV alone should basically ruin my fall.

    #25 | Comment by Upchuck — July 14, 2007 @ 12:45 pm

  26. she’s all’ight
    game looks good too 😉

    #26 | Comment by JonKing — July 15, 2007 @ 1:49 am

  27. shes ok, but man.. Olivia Munn ftw. hands down.

    http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/x/N/N/beerfest08220626.jpg
    http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/03/olivia-munn-licks-apple-tv.jpg

    #27 | Comment by sole — July 19, 2007 @ 4:01 am

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