101 thoughts on “ALBA VS BELL”

  1. 1st bitches alba wins

    #1 | Comment by 1st — September 24, 2007 @ 7:29 pm

  2. Brunettes > Blondes FACT.

    Jessica Alba (brunette) > Kristen Bell > Jessica Alba (blonde)

    #2 | Comment by El Payo — September 24, 2007 @ 7:40 pm

  3. Based upon the pics you’ve given us to choose from, Alba wins hands down. Justin you cannot possibly tell us you would not be happy to come home to her in those pics.

    I would also have Ms. Bell stay in the playroom for additional fun.

    #3 | Comment by Fubarvet2 — September 24, 2007 @ 7:41 pm

  4. withou even having the pics load to see them, i pick Alba by default. and thats a hands down.

    #4 | Comment by Xan — September 24, 2007 @ 8:01 pm

  5. Bell because she’s not as skinny, and I like pale skin.

    #5 | Comment by Scratch — September 24, 2007 @ 8:01 pm

  6. wtf this post is all screwed up for me. links don’t work right.

    oh wells, off to watch new tv.

    #6 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 24, 2007 @ 8:04 pm

  7. there’s no way Kristen Bell could ever win this battle.

    #7 | Comment by Sinon — September 24, 2007 @ 8:05 pm

  8. Chabert.

    Contention be damned.

    #8 | Comment by Guy Perkins — September 24, 2007 @ 8:15 pm

  9. alba

    #9 | Comment by Taco — September 24, 2007 @ 8:19 pm

  10. ALBA……she’s gorgeous and makes my pee pee hard.

    #10 | Comment by Booz — September 24, 2007 @ 8:19 pm

  11. my bad all. galleries are fixed now!

    #11 | Comment by Justin — September 25, 2007 @ 5:25 am

  12. After having carefully reviewed the pictures and having gained a sprained wrist I must conclude that Jessica Alba wins this round by a mile….

    #12 | Comment by Me — September 25, 2007 @ 5:41 am

  13. Bell for me. She has girl-next-door cuteness most of the time and serious WOW when she gets done up for photo shoots. She can act.

    Alba is knock-kneed and she’d have to most hilarious caveman eyebrows if she didn’t pluck. She cannot act.

    #13 | Comment by BobBobson — September 25, 2007 @ 6:02 am

  14. Can’t I have both?

    #14 | Comment by Tanaka — September 25, 2007 @ 6:05 am

  15. Bell wins because:

    1) Kristen bell has a nice smile and when she gets older, she’ll make a HAWT soccer MILF. Plus, she’s got a light sabre AND she’s tied up in picture one; will probably look great as a dominatrix! And the light sabre looks like a big vibrator.

    Will probably give you anal.

    2) Jessica Alba looks like she’s one bad makeup job away from looking like a Mexican pre-op trannie finishing his/her last Tijuana donkey show of the day.

    Has J-Lo Hair. Most trannies have J-Lo hair.

    Will also probably give you anal, but you’ll have to grab the pillow and bite down on it really hard. And try not to cry too much.

    #15 | Comment by Smiley — September 25, 2007 @ 6:06 am

  16. Kristen Bell!
    Alba have plastic in her boobs! YUCK!

    #16 | Comment by ME — September 25, 2007 @ 6:09 am

  17. Option 3: Threesome.

    Hmm… that’s a tough decision there. I’m gonna have to go for option 3.

    #17 | Comment by hitokirivader — September 25, 2007 @ 6:10 am

  18. K Bell. For sure. This is really a question of traditional physical appeal vs. the most legit girl hanging. K Bell FTW.

    #18 | Comment by LEPtLEP — September 25, 2007 @ 6:16 am

  19. Kristen Bell by far. Alba hasn’t been hot since Honey.

    #19 | Comment by lol — September 25, 2007 @ 6:18 am

  20. Eh, they’re not the best pics of either…
    Bell wins this round.

    #20 | Comment by Mentos Fresh — September 25, 2007 @ 6:30 am

  21. Don’t get me wrong I think Alba is hot, but Bell just does something for me.

    I remember spotting her in an episode of Deadwood and thinking she was really cute, then seeing her in all her Bellness in Veronica Mars I was hooked.

    Bell > Alba

    #21 | Comment by Zleet — September 25, 2007 @ 7:07 am

  22. Thats a close one. Normally I’d day Alba hands down. However, when I factor pros & cons, Bell comes out the winner.

    I think the fact that shes younger than Alba gets her bonus points, plus the fact that shes nerdy (Star Wars, BSG, Heroes) and really spunky… she seems like she would be a lot more fun in real life than Alba.

    When it comes down to it, id want to fuck (or at least see naked) Alba, but I’d want Bell for a girlfriend (or at least a date).

    #22 | Comment by dex — September 25, 2007 @ 7:37 am

  23. whats the big deal about alba anyway? bell’s a girl i’d take home to my parents.

    plus shes in Heroes after turning down Lost. verdict: id hit it. like the fist of an angry god

    #23 | Comment by clus — September 25, 2007 @ 7:52 am

  24. Chabert.

    #24 | Comment by Blot — September 25, 2007 @ 8:12 am

  25. I thought Ms. Alba was simply amazing looking circa 1999.

    Watch Idle hands,

    It’s a silly stupid movie that hopefully you will be able to enjoy for the parts that’s she’s not in as well as the ones she is.

    I had [url=http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgpp30330+jessica-alba-is-nancy-callahan-sin-city-poster.jpg]this poster[/url] up in my room 3 years ago, and I never put up posters of women in stages of undress in my room, because I pretend to be classy.

    I dunno, maybe the whole her going blonde thing just messed her up for me. I prefer dark hair to light basically, especially when the alternative doesn’t look like it makes any sense. It goes against like all the contributions that were made to her genetics.

    Or maybe it’s just a version of the 7-year itch.

    So for whatever reason, I counter-intuitively pick the blonde in the instance.

    Although the blue lightsaber pictures bug me. Any geek knows you can’t do that with one of those.

    #25 | Comment by Seriously — September 25, 2007 @ 8:32 am

  26. Ah-ha

    bbcode goes in forums, not comments sections #26

    #26 | Comment by Seriously — September 25, 2007 @ 8:34 am

  27. Same as #22 dex

    wAnt to bang ALba
    want to keep Bell

    #27 | Comment by mo-boobies — September 25, 2007 @ 8:57 am

  28. Ok, I have sat long and umm Hard at these photos and I must say I did not base my decision on these pictures alone.

    Sure, everyone knows Alba is Hot, she shows off her dynamite abs as often as possible! But just because we have not seen much of Bell’s abs, doesn’t mean they are any less perfect.

    Plus, when it comes to Talent, Alba has none! If not for her looks, she’d be out of work. Whereas Bell, in fact, does have talent. (I thought her performance of the Prostitute in Deadwood who ultimately got her brain smashed in was amazing!!!)

    Finally….Alba will eventually get the one thing that all Latino Women get….. A HUGE ASS However, Her ass looks amazing at the moment, as seen here:

    http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Jessica-Alba/Jessica-Alba-226.JPG

    and here:

    http://www.cfox.com/shared/corus_content/cfoxfm/images/general_content/jessica_alba_beach_06.jpg

    BUT IN THE END….

    DECISION……BELL!!!

    Of course, I’d still like to be the meat in a Bell, Beil, Alba Sandwich!

    #28 | Comment by MacDaddy — September 25, 2007 @ 9:31 am

  29. ALBA OFFC!!

    #29 | Comment by CuteKnut — September 25, 2007 @ 9:57 am

  30. Definitely gotta be Bell for me. Alba’s hot, but I’ve got a weakness for blondes. Especially hot, nerdy blondes.

    #30 | Comment by alberach — September 25, 2007 @ 10:21 am

  31. Alba, hands down. Kristen Bell is way too pale.

    #31 | Comment by Kevin — September 25, 2007 @ 10:46 am

  32. Bell.

    #32 | Comment by bubkusJones — September 25, 2007 @ 10:55 am

  33. Alba, without question.

    Besides, Bell has the eyes of a 45 year old and hairstyle of a 10 year old. Not a good combo.

    #33 | Comment by Bender — September 25, 2007 @ 11:12 am

  34. Bell.

    Any girl who’s on the cover of “GEEK” has a place in my heart.

    #34 | Comment by Milhouse — September 25, 2007 @ 11:20 am

  35. Based on those pics. Alba. Bell looks 40+ in some of them? Based before those pics. Alba.

    #35 | Comment by Hustile — September 25, 2007 @ 11:24 am

  36. ALBA all the way.

    brunettes > blondes

    #36 | Comment by J — September 25, 2007 @ 11:48 am

  37. #15: What do you mean she would PROBABLY look good as a dominatrix? Have you not seen Reefer Madness?

    Also, Bell, hands down.

    http://www.kristen-b.net/gallery/albums/movies/refeermadness/caps/movie/ReeferMadness_094.jpg
    http://www.kristen-b.net/gallery/albums/movies/refeermadness/caps/movie/ReeferMadness_095.jpg
    http://www.kristen-b.net/gallery/albums/movies/refeermadness/caps/movie/ReeferMadness_096.jpg
    http://www.kristen-b.net/gallery/albums/movies/refeermadness/caps/movie/ReeferMadness_097.jpg
    http://www.kristen-b.net/gallery/albums/movies/refeermadness/caps/movie/ReeferMadness_098.jpg
    http://www.kristen-b.net/gallery/albums/movies/refeermadness/caps/movie/ReeferMadness_099.jpg
    http://www.kristen-b.net/gallery/albums/movies/refeermadness/caps/movie/ReeferMadness_100.jpg
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=fSKxv6Dgyjs

    Kristen Bell is MADE of win. All the time.

    #37 | Comment by Steevyn — September 25, 2007 @ 11:50 am

  38. Bell all the way. Girl is willing to go all Star Wars geek in public and also smoking hot? FTW, without a doubt.

    #38 | Comment by Karass2Duprass — September 25, 2007 @ 12:10 pm

  39. Alba, no question.

    #39 | Comment by Daniel — September 25, 2007 @ 12:11 pm

  40. Kristen Bell because of her bondage number in Reefer Madness.

    #40 | Comment by TomK — September 25, 2007 @ 12:12 pm

  41. Kristen Bell has never and probably will never do anything for me. I’ve just never found her all that attractive.

    So, Alba > Bell.

    #41 | Comment by Nobody — September 25, 2007 @ 12:12 pm

  42. Bell. Because Alba is made up of body parts from used Barbie dolls.

    When she isn’t wearing clothes I’ve seen French recipes for frogs that have better looking legs.

    #42 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — September 25, 2007 @ 12:15 pm

  43. Alba did i just say that????????

    brown > blonde

    but i would eat both them tacos : )

    #43 | Comment by No Homo — September 25, 2007 @ 12:21 pm

  44. wow.

    this is really tough. on one hand you hand bell, and on the other hand you have alba.

    at the same time.

    YAH BABY!!!

    BUT NO REALLY i’ll take alba. i never gave a shit about blondes unless they were 16.

    #44 | Comment by tehpunk — September 25, 2007 @ 12:23 pm

  45. Kristen Bell All the Way

    #45 | Comment by Heroes Rules — September 25, 2007 @ 12:45 pm

  46. I think Alba is from a better gene pool all around –
    I’d like to see Bynes in that leather

    #46 | Comment by wannaramble — September 25, 2007 @ 12:55 pm

  47. This time… and this time only… Kristen Bell, because there’s no hi-res of Alba this time around XD

    #47 | Comment by dave — September 25, 2007 @ 1:11 pm

  48. Jessica Alba is worlds cuter and hotter than Kristen Bell.

    Jessica BIEL, however is > Jessica Alba. That ass…

    I think that should go without saying.

    #48 | Comment by darqyn — September 25, 2007 @ 2:28 pm

  49. Kristen Bell is hawt enough that I very nearly didn’t realise the Photoshoppers had lit up Darth Vader’s lightsabre blue. Also a pity that they went with the Episode IV version over the far superior Episode V version.

    I don’t find Jessica Alba the least bit attractive. She has the pointiest hips I’ve ever seen, and she looks like she thinks she’s better than everyone else.

    #49 | Comment by Ocelot — September 25, 2007 @ 3:15 pm

  50. Bell lost a lot of points for holding a lightsabre wrong. She bent the damn thing. >_

    #50 | Comment by Lithium — September 25, 2007 @ 3:44 pm

  51. #22 Bell was born July18 1980. Alba was born April 28 1981.
    I love Veronica Mars but Alba is hotter.

    #51 | Comment by iffer — September 25, 2007 @ 3:53 pm

  52. Bell unquestionably. Jessica Alba hasnt been hot in a long time. She was tight money back in idle hands though.

    Alba is mostly a train wreck these days. Always looks pissed off.

    As for Biel. Jessica Biel looks straight up like trailer trash. Im not saying she isnt hot, but i cant get passed that

    #52 | Comment by KilledBill — September 25, 2007 @ 4:30 pm

  53. On one hand, neither one really does anything for me, Jessica is too much of a fucking prude for me to think she’s really that hot (she has a clause prohibiting nudity in her contract for god’s sake!), Kirsten Bell.. meh.. looks like a hilary duff clone.

    Now that being said if either wanted to have sex with me I would make sure both walked with a permanent limp after the fact.

    But if I had to choose one… Kirsten. I really have a thing against tan chicks, just makes me think their permanent sun worshipers or something (not a racial thing)

    #53 | Comment by Miku — September 25, 2007 @ 4:51 pm

  54. This appears to be BS to me. It’s a video clip of some movie with Jessica Alba, where it appears to be her Tits.

    Seems like too much editing to be true:

    http://www.filecabi.net/video/jessica-alba-boobs.html

    #54 | Comment by MacDaddy — September 25, 2007 @ 4:54 pm

  55. Bell FTW. No contest.

    #55 | Comment by Ron Dingleberry — September 25, 2007 @ 5:10 pm

  56. Alba ftw.

    Bell loses points for shamelessly pandering to the geek demographic, by appearing in geek magazine no less. hmph. any self-respecting geek would know you’d decapitate yourself if you held a lightsaber the way she is in that 3rd pic.

    #56 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 25, 2007 @ 5:42 pm

  57. Alba. Because I can’t bring myself to vote for anyone dumb enough to hold a light sabre.

    #57 | Comment by The Pope — September 25, 2007 @ 6:09 pm

  58. Jessica Alba for sure (wish she would gain some weight though again)

    Kristen bell is cute, but that bitch seems cross eyed.

    #58 | Comment by TheChinest — September 25, 2007 @ 6:13 pm

  59. Fifty-seventh, motherfuckers!

    in general:
    brunettes > blondes

    in this case:
    Kristen wins for the geek factor alone. Combine that what #13 said, and Jessica (who’s okay, but nothing special) doesn’t even stand a chance.

    #59 | Comment by Señor 57 — September 25, 2007 @ 6:13 pm

  60. Never mind, not 57th >_>

    #60 | Comment by Señor Not 57 — September 25, 2007 @ 6:14 pm

  61. BOTH. They are both top 5 dead or alive. 1. megan good 2. alicia keys 5. blake lively.

    p.s. can someone do a post of blake lively??!

    #61 | Comment by Name (required) — September 25, 2007 @ 6:22 pm

  62. #54: That movie is the Sleeping Dictionary. It’s a body double.

    #62 | Comment by TomK — September 25, 2007 @ 7:26 pm

  63. That’s a nice body double. What’s her name?

    #63 | Comment by Phife — September 25, 2007 @ 7:30 pm

  64. This is really a toughy. I would need to see both of them nude and 69ing in order to make a decision.

    #64 | Comment by Upchuck — September 25, 2007 @ 7:56 pm

  65. Fuck: Jessica Alba.

    Marry: Kristen Bell.

    Kill: Justin, for making me choose.

    #65 | Comment by Jim — September 25, 2007 @ 8:38 pm

  66. alba

    i got a thing for dark hair

    and latinas

    #66 | Comment by a person — September 25, 2007 @ 8:42 pm

  67. My realistic answer is: whichever would have me first. Or at least, which ever one would have me.

    In the spirit of this poll, just an out and out choice between the two, my answer is a little more difficult. The problem is, if I chose Alba, I would be happy that I got her, but I would still want Kristen. If I chose Kristen, I would be happy to have her, but I would still want Alba. To come up with an answer, I have to figure out which choice would cause me to lust after and covet the other the least amount. If I’m not mistaken, I believe Lust is one of the seven deadly sins, and coveting is against one of the Ten commandments, which just goes to show why I’ll probably go to hell. Anyway, after careful deliberation, I believe that if I chose Kristen Bell, I would end up still desiring Jessica Alba to a SLIGHTLY lesser degree than if it was reversed. But not by much.

    In my opinion, Kristen Bell FTW (one of the closest in history).

    #67 | Comment by Pyronuc — September 25, 2007 @ 9:00 pm

  68. The difference between Bell’s visible age and her driver’s license age is too confusing for me. Oh if only we were in a timeline with no Veronica Mars, then I’d do her until next July.

    Unfortunately, Alba’s probably the most prudish Latina on the face of the earth.

    I think I’ll go back to plowing Mandy Moore.

    #68 | Comment by Kelvin — September 25, 2007 @ 9:13 pm

  69. I cant stand fake blonde hair… her nose is too pointy for me…

    ALBA>>>>>BELL

    #69 | Comment by Josh — September 25, 2007 @ 9:35 pm

  70. Alba, def.

    #70 | Comment by V Chip — September 25, 2007 @ 9:48 pm

  71. Ridiculous. Alba is trash. She’s a terrible actress who sells out to crappy scripts (see: “Good Luck Chuck”).

    Bell is a classy new actress, and any script she touches turns to gold (see: veronica mars, heroes).

    #71 | Comment by t$ — September 25, 2007 @ 10:22 pm

  72. Dont forget Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008) (post-production) …. Sarah Marshall
    Fanboys (2008) (post-production) …. Zoe

    “Gossip Girl” …. Gossip Girl (1 episode, 2007)
    – Pilot (2007) TV Episode (voice) …. Gossip Girl
    “Veronica Mars” …. Veronica Mars (64 episodes, 2004-2007)
    – The Bitch Is Back (2007) TV Episode …. Veronica Mars
    – Weevils Wobble But They Don’t Go Down (2007) TV Episode …. Veronica Mars
    – I Know What You’ll Do Next Summer (2007) TV Episode …. Veronica Mars
    – Debasement Tapes (2007) TV Episode …. Veronica Mars
    – Un-American Graffiti (2007) TV Episode …. Veronica Mars
    (59 more)
    Flatland: The Movie (2007) …. Hex
    … aka Flatland (USA: short title)
    Roman (2006) …. The Girl
    Pulse (2006) …. Mattie
    Fifty Pills (2006) …. Gracie
    The Receipt (2005) …. Pretty Girl
    Deepwater (2005) …. Nurse Laurie
    Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical (2005) …. Mary Lane
    … aka Kifferwahn (Germany)
    “Deadwood” …. Flora Anderson (2 episodes, 2004)
    – Suffer the Little Children (2004) TV Episode …. Flora Anderson
    – Bullock Returns to the Camp (2004) TV Episode …. Flora Anderson
    Spartan (2004) …. Laura Newton
    Gracie’s Choice (2004) (TV) …. Gracie Thompson
    … aka Gracie’s Choice: A Story of Love (UK)
    “Everwood” …. Stacey Wilson (1 episode, 2003)
    … aka Our New Life in Everwood (UK: new syndication title)
    – Extra Ordinary (2003) TV Episode …. Stacey Wilson
    The King and Queen of Moonlight Bay (2003) (TV) …. Alison
    “The O’Keefes” …. Virginia’s Owner (2 episodes)
    – Jobs (????) TV Episode …. Virginia’s Owner
    – Substitute Teacher (????) TV Episode …. Virginia’s Owner
    “American Dreams” …. Amy Fielding (1 episode, 2003)
    … aka Our Generation (Australia) (USA: working title)
    – Act of Contrition (2003) TV Episode …. Amy Fielding
    “The Shield” …. Jessica Hintel (1 episode, 2003)
    – The Quick Fix (2003) TV Episode …. Jessica Hintel
    Neko no ongaeshi (2002) (voice: English version) …. Hiromi
    … aka The Cat Returns (International: English title)
    Pootie Tang (2001) …. Record Executive’s Daughter

    Polish Wedding (1998) (uncredited) …. Teenage Girl

    #72 | Comment by KB Fan — September 25, 2007 @ 10:39 pm

  73. #65 has summed it up very concisely.

    Well played, sir!

    #73 | Comment by nevermindthat — September 25, 2007 @ 10:44 pm

  74. #17….option of pure win

    #74 | Comment by imindthat — September 25, 2007 @ 11:38 pm

  75. wow you have really torn me a new one with this post. i love bell and have watched just about everything with her in it (veronica mars, reefer madness), but alba is simply hotter. it pains me to say it as kristen bell is a joy to watch. #65 put it perfectly =)

    #75 | Comment by Evestay — September 26, 2007 @ 12:03 am

  76. I saw close up pics of alba, and she’s bell is better looking that alba, but i garentee that alba will look better 10-20 years from now compared to bell.

    #76 | Comment by Jon — September 26, 2007 @ 12:29 am

  77. #22 dex and #27 mo-boobies
    Alba is younger. (1981 vs 1980)
    This is EXACTLY the kind of crazy shit about Kristen Bell that drives me nuts.

    #77 | Comment by Kelvin — September 26, 2007 @ 1:30 am

  78. It’s like fantasy vs reality. The fantasy would be able to fuck Jessica Alba every night, until you catch her fucking around on you. Which leads to the reality, that you’re more likely to end up with Kristen Bell and less likely to find her fucking around on you.

    Or like Fuck, Marry or Kill, which #65 summed up so eloquently!! And I second!! 😉

    #78 | Comment by council24 — September 26, 2007 @ 4:26 am

  79. #71

    Pulse.

    Crap.

    #79 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — September 26, 2007 @ 4:34 am

  80. Well, Bell can act. Bell wins by a landslide…didn’t you ever try to make it through an episode of Dark Angel? Pure crap.

    #80 | Comment by rev bogwam — September 26, 2007 @ 8:14 am

  81. who gives a rat’s ass that alba can’t act?? bell’s cute…but alba’s just made of spank!

    #81 | Comment by iamthedevil60 — September 26, 2007 @ 10:16 am

  82. @80

    I found Alba in Dark Angel hotter than she is now, better curves. Saying that I still prefer Bell.

    #82 | Comment by Zleet — September 26, 2007 @ 10:19 am

  83. airbrushing should be fucking illegal…

    #83 | Comment by Coolstream — September 26, 2007 @ 10:23 am

  84. Bell looks like a Realdoll or something. Especially on the cover of geek magazine.

    #84 | Comment by Dave Mustaine — September 26, 2007 @ 10:47 am

  85. I´m not a fan of Alba… but I would have to say I pick Alba ober Bell anyday of the week

    #85 | Comment by ComicFan — September 26, 2007 @ 12:39 pm

  86. The one with the biggest tits. That’ll be Alba, then.

    #86 | Comment by devnull — September 26, 2007 @ 1:12 pm

  87. Definitely K Bell. She is amazing. Plus Alba looks like the knocked up Mexican chick thats at everyones high school.

    #87 | Comment by bill c — September 26, 2007 @ 3:00 pm

  88. Though I ordinarily favor brunettes as a rule, Bell wins on wit alone. If you add in her physical beauty and the fact that she’s one smart cookie, the competition becomes terribly lopsided in her favor.

    Love ya Jess, but Veronica Mars wins this round…

    #88 | Comment by J — September 26, 2007 @ 3:47 pm

  89. i’d pick both..
    because i like girls.

    #89 | Comment by yawn — September 26, 2007 @ 5:23 pm

  90. best god damn pictures of Alba and Bell together… I refuse to vote. I love em both.

    #90 | Comment by kaka — September 26, 2007 @ 6:58 pm

  91. and btw, Is that issue of geek magazine still available in stores?

    #91 | Comment by kaka — September 26, 2007 @ 7:03 pm

  92. Bell ’cause Alba has herpes.

    #92 | Comment by deedas — September 26, 2007 @ 8:26 pm

  93. “Bell, that is all.”

    #93 | Comment by Ryu — September 26, 2007 @ 8:55 pm

  94. Alba without a even second jerk to that blonde cow. Look at he second pic with the red dress and close up smile. I would not want that face in the morning! I would rather pamper Alba anyday-I would bring her the paper, eggs,bacon,orange juice. And of course wipe her after morning pee!

    Does that tell you how insulting the other wench is?

    #94 | Comment by Jim — September 26, 2007 @ 10:55 pm

  95. Bell by at least 6 inches.
    (a) she can act
    (2) she portrays ‘intelligent’ much better than Alba
    (iii) excellent comic sense of timing

    she’s the kind of girl that if you blew a premie on her out of excitement, she’d make it all better and let you blow another load on her chest to make you feel better, and tell you you owe her later.

    Alba, on the other hand would say ‘ew’ and be pissed because you got jizz in her hair.

    #95 | Comment by Quidam — September 27, 2007 @ 12:23 am

  96. bell looks better in video. these pics aren’t that great imo. she’s awesome for sure, but this isn’t even a contest. alba ftw.

    #96 | Comment by harhar — September 27, 2007 @ 1:46 am

  97. And the credit for the authors who cleaned the photographs ????
    here http://www.france-vidcaps.org/board//index.php?showtopic=157690&hl= or here http://forums.superiorpics.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/1523503/an/0/page/4#1523503

    #97 | Comment by lapinfou — September 28, 2007 @ 4:35 am

  98. kristen bell is a better actress

    #98 | Comment by Pow Bang Boom — September 28, 2007 @ 10:35 pm

  99. Bell Can Ring My Bells anytime

    #99 | Comment by Fing Fang Foom — September 28, 2007 @ 10:37 pm

  100. Biel > Bell > Alba

    #100 | Comment by UncleMao — September 29, 2007 @ 6:43 am

  101. Let’s figure this out scientifically:

    Face
    —-

    Alba: *double-take* “Whoa!” = 1 point
    Bell: “Where’s this hot girl you’re talking about?” = 0 points

    Breasts
    ——

    Alba: pert, succulent peaches = 1 point
    Bell: pancakes = 0 points

    Ass
    —

    Alba: *drool* = 1 point
    Bell: Miss Six O’Clock = 0 points

    Legs
    —-

    Alba: luscious, shapely thighs and calves = 1 point
    Bell: similarly luscious, shapely thighs and calves = 1 point

    Skin
    —

    Alba: a perfect, light chocolate brown = 1 point
    Bell: a pasty, grainy surface that looks better covered up = 0 points

    Cuteness
    ——–

    Alba: Kittens ain’t got nothin’ on her = 1 point
    Bell: Cuter than Kirsten Dunst, I guess = 0.5 points

    Hotness
    ——-

    Alba: Would probably pose nude just for you after much persuasion = 1 point
    Bell: Photos suggest more likely to offer you a blow job while you’re driving = 5.5 points

    TOTAL
    ====

    Alba: 7 points
    Bell: 7 points

    So there you have it: it’s a tie!! 😀

    #101 | Comment by EmJee — October 4, 2007 @ 11:44 pm

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