42 thoughts on “TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME”

  1. 4:10 FTW

    …I mean First!

    #1 | Comment by Tim — October 3, 2007 @ 8:14 am

  2. Second!

    What the Hell did I just watch? lol

    #2 | Comment by thiessen — October 3, 2007 @ 8:46 am

  3. HUH………

    #3 | Comment by TheMan — October 3, 2007 @ 9:38 am

  4. I’ll say this for the guy — he figured out a way to get me to watch his shitty video all the way to the end. Very effective.

    #4 | Comment by marklansing — October 3, 2007 @ 10:13 am

  5. ghey.

    #5 | Comment by Rubert Murdoch — October 3, 2007 @ 10:48 am

  6. i cant get the whole video

    #6 | Comment by Incarnadine — October 3, 2007 @ 11:30 am

  7. darn! looks like the video is down.

    #7 | Comment by Justin — October 3, 2007 @ 11:36 am

  8. i just watched it, 10:48cst, so its still up…. and this video must’ve been one of those really weird requests a hooker gets every now and then >.> lol

    #8 | Comment by Troilus — October 3, 2007 @ 11:45 am

  9. fuck that shit baaroke mah internets.

    #9 | Comment by skarasta — October 3, 2007 @ 12:40 pm

  10. I guess it is gay.

    #10 | Comment by Kewtr — October 3, 2007 @ 1:32 pm

  11. Did anyone dl it before it got taken off?

    #11 | Comment by deedas — October 3, 2007 @ 4:48 pm

  12. You mean lesbians?

    #12 | Comment by mattmichler — October 3, 2007 @ 4:49 pm

  13. I second the someone please post a mirror so I can see this.

    #13 | Comment by hitokirivader — October 3, 2007 @ 5:36 pm

  14. It is inexplicably also available here on Funny Or Die

    #14 | Comment by DataWhat — October 3, 2007 @ 5:46 pm

  15. Stoopid Innernets:
    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e4b17fd547

    #15 | Comment by DataWhat — October 3, 2007 @ 5:54 pm

  16. you know how i know that guy is gay?

    he didn’t even look at the bed once.

    #16 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 3, 2007 @ 6:11 pm

  17. Wow…. all he needs to do is get naked and tuck his package between his legs. Plus that girl is going to end up at the bottom of a dry well.

    “Put the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again!”

    #17 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — October 3, 2007 @ 8:41 pm

  18. Uh…

    FUBAR.

    #18 | Comment by Phife — October 3, 2007 @ 9:40 pm

  19. there isn’t enough justice in the world.

    #19 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — October 3, 2007 @ 10:53 pm

  20. I…
    Am…..
    Conflicted…….

    #20 | Comment by JD — October 3, 2007 @ 11:03 pm

  21. Strangely disturbing, yet gratifying, thereby placing it in a category ahead of “what what”…

    #21 | Comment by Fubarvet2 — October 3, 2007 @ 11:53 pm

  22. So is this like- what the hell? I don’t get it… Does this mean I can post NSFW links on here now?

    #22 | Comment by skarasta — October 4, 2007 @ 1:16 am

  23. “First of all, hot and gay are not totally separate ideals… Prevalent homophobia FTL… And I can guarantee plenty of you guys have gone ‘damn, that guy’s pretty hot’ for one reason or another, even if the guy was a tranny.”

    “Second of all, this is not one of those instances… That was not hot and gay, that was gay, with hot in the background.”

    #23 | Comment by Ryu — October 4, 2007 @ 1:30 am

  24. Any guy who dances to Madonna is 100% pure faggot.

    #24 | Comment by Milhouse — October 4, 2007 @ 2:11 am

  25. Me thinks he thinks he is one of those artist pornographers. He’s not.

    #25 | Comment by Webpager — October 4, 2007 @ 2:39 am

  26. Its kinda like that stuff you know? When something has a little part you don’t like, like one of Zappa’s songs your like, “man I wish that little part wasn’t in there, but whatever.” Or like Lucky Charms… Jesus shit, can’t it just be the marshmallows? No. It has to have the nasty dry pieces of cardboard flavored cereal, except the little pieces of cardboard flavored cereal aren’t gay guys dancing around inside my cereal bowl.

    Oh and why can’t we have little marshmallows rubbing on each other while the milk, bowl and spoon blend harmoniously into one fat little chunk of marshmallow soup?

    Actually I’m gonna ask my mom to get me some rice crispy treat cereal. Fuck yeah! Do they still make that shit? Its sooo good it should be illegal.

    #26 | Comment by skarasta — October 4, 2007 @ 2:49 am

  27. #16 – I thought the same thing.

    There has to be irony here somewhere. The song is “Like A Virgin”, the guy’s clearly a virgin (at least, when it comes to women. I’m sure there’s been plenty of guys in his life) and the girl clearly isn’t a virgin. The irony is that 27 people (so far) have posted opinions on something that’s meaningless junk!!

    #27 | Comment by council24 — October 4, 2007 @ 3:42 am

  28. THAT GUY IS SOOOO HAWT!!!! MMMM…YUMMERS!

    I smell fish in there, Hellooo! Get dressed, you floosy little bitch, and let that Gorgeous, Gorgeous man sing his little heart out. You look so fine in those tight white jeans, honey! You sure know how to swish & sway, baby girl! I don’t care everyone says, OF COURSE you can wear white after Labor Day. Just look at you!!!

    #28 | Comment by Smiley — October 4, 2007 @ 3:46 am

  29. Long time lurker, first time poster. This vid is like a train wreck or something. Horrifying, yet, you can’t look away.

    Just…I’m at a loss.

    #29 | Comment by Magister — October 4, 2007 @ 3:55 am

  30. Is it possible for something to be both HOT and GAY at the same time?

    Yes.

    #30 | Comment by MIK — October 4, 2007 @ 4:55 am

  31. This the clip that will break the internet

    #31 | Comment by Boo — October 4, 2007 @ 6:37 am

  32. Wow!! This Video is Great!! a naked chick masturbating to a Madonna Song, i dont see whats is Gay about that

    #32 | Comment by Charlioso — October 4, 2007 @ 7:04 am

  33. OMG!! there’s also a frutty guy dancing to it as well!!

    #33 | Comment by Charlioso — October 4, 2007 @ 7:05 am

  34. Yeah…umm…

    @21 “What, what” was totally disturbing, yet still funny. This is just…

    Do you think we can have him arrested for crimes against humanity?

    #34 | Comment by OldWolf — October 4, 2007 @ 8:55 am

  35. LOL WUT

    #35 | Comment by Anonymous — October 4, 2007 @ 11:13 am

  36. This is the kind of thing that inspires angry sex. I simotaneously wanted to punch a guy and was aroused.

    #36 | Comment by Tim — October 4, 2007 @ 1:05 pm

  37. “Is it possible for something to be both HOT and GAY at the same time?”

    YEP–with the sound off

    #37 | Comment by FJ — October 5, 2007 @ 12:51 am

  38. I wanna see more of that girl and less of that guy in the way…

    #38 | Comment by kaka — October 5, 2007 @ 6:49 pm

  39. I think we need a WTF hall of fame, the first inductee is definitely the immortal WHAT WHAT, this may be the 2nd.

    Confoozing.

    #39 | Comment by Ron Dingleberry — October 6, 2007 @ 12:20 am

  40. 38 “An inspiring and creative thought… I don’t think any of us thought of that…”

    #40 | Comment by Ryu — October 6, 2007 @ 2:28 am

  41. What ever happened to this video. It’s stuck with me for this long, and this site, and funny or die, were the only places I knew to find it. Is it an art piece? On a personal website?

    #41 | Comment by BrandonG — July 6, 2011 @ 4:06 am

  42. http://www.larsholdhus.com/110ce44db0271ce67f11ca5fb49c06b1f0da48c1-2

    #42 | Comment by TimBug — July 6, 2011 @ 10:35 am

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