JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT

28 11 2007

In a bikini!!! YES YES YES!!

But holy cow..! Jennifer Love Hewitt got FAT.

Relatively.

I’m still going to fap to these nevertheless. Flaws can be sexy.

The last time i fapped to JLH was back during the I Still Know What You Did Last Summer days. Ahh tanning booth scene…


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54 responses to “JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT”

    28 11 2007
  • 1.  gd76 (10:06:32) :

    Holy crap! I knew she had been hiding some super big hips and ass under those dresses the last year or so. How disappointing to finally get her in a bikini again and then realize she is such a chunky monkey. I could almost cry! It is a sad day. She used to be my alltime love back in the I know what you did last summer era. Ghost Whisperer has been bad to her. She needs to get cancelled so she will start working for it again!

  • 28 11 2007
  • 2.  Justin (10:09:34) :

    i blame the writers strike!

  • 28 11 2007
  • 3.  No Homo (10:29:34) :

    I dont care that she is heavy, this proves there is a god.

    Wet bikini Love so much better than those green top pics : )

  • 28 11 2007
  • 4.  Feenix (10:55:47) :

    Are you sure that’s her and not a look-a-like? Face looks goofier in these picks.

  • 28 11 2007
  • 5.  Miku (11:38:54) :

    That goofy face looks like she’s got some retarded redneck in her genes!

  • 28 11 2007
  • 6.  Xan (11:42:35) :

    JLH= epic win!

    also,

    JLH>kristen bell

  • 28 11 2007
  • 7.  Xan (11:47:36) :

    p.s.

    interesting that people think that that’s “fat”.

    i blame magazines!

  • 28 11 2007
  • 8.  Anonymous (12:05:18) :

    She’s what…40? WOULD HIT.

  • 28 11 2007
  • 9.  MacDaddy (12:25:14) :

    I’d still nail her.

    But have to agree about the facial expressions. Looks like she’s got Downs Syndrome!

  • 28 11 2007
  • 10.  No Homo (12:31:12) :

    #7 right she is fat her ass is big and i like it

    at least there is no cheese in those thighs are fat dimples

    she looks fap-tastic!!!!!!!!

    if you wouldn’t hit you might what to go look at pics of guys.

  • 28 11 2007
  • 11.  Godard (12:54:25) :

    She’s like an ideal version of the girl next door. Love!

  • 28 11 2007
  • 12.  Glock (13:03:47) :

    Holy shit at that ASS!!!!!!!!!!

    I love it!

  • 28 11 2007
  • 13.  Karass2Duprass (13:27:28) :

    Jesus F’ing Christ!!! If her ass got any bigger, J-Lo would sue for stealing her ass thunder.

  • 28 11 2007
  • 14.  Martin (13:45:03) :

    she looks pretty fat

  • 28 11 2007
  • 15.  shabadoo (14:00:50) :

    Those first few ar the traditional “I’m peeing” hands

  • 28 11 2007
  • 16.  jon (14:15:44) :

    Niceeeeeeeee !!

    But she doesn’t look like JLH anymore

  • 28 11 2007
  • 17.  AngelBaby (14:24:39) :

    Kim Kardashian called. she wants her ass back.

  • 28 11 2007
  • 18.  No Homo (14:52:13) :

    Damn it i wanted to type “isn’t” she isn’t fat at all

    anyway here is another pic you can really see the girth in

    http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/7867/f08cae1f3710577544004b0xw3.jpg

  • 28 11 2007
  • 19.  DisconcertedGeorge (15:03:36) :

    I’d still play with her, even with her girl-next-door sized ass.

    She’s still cute in interviews and has large boobies.

    Yes, I said she’s cute. Call me gay and get it over with!

  • 28 11 2007
  • 20.  Dr. Phil mmkay? (15:38:13) :

    I’d throw it in her chunder.

  • 28 11 2007
  • 21.  she's still kleenex worthy (15:44:58) :

    lol from the waist up anyway. damn that high res ass almost cracked my monitor lfmao

  • 28 11 2007
  • 22.  Kristen Bell > JLH (17:04:22) :

    Nah! Kristen Bell > JLH any time

    both fapable though.

  • 28 11 2007
  • 23.  Keen Eye (17:19:57) :

    That’s her face photoshop on a body. Take a look at all the pictures and its pretty much the same face no matter what the pose. Plus her face isn’t wet if she was just in the water. I like her in the bra ads though!!!

  • 28 11 2007
  • 24.  yawn (17:54:37) :

    24 you’re skepticism is healthy however the faces you speak of are subtly different..
    19 in that pic she looks like she needs a colonic..

    this is a far cry from the heartbreaker movie..
    still like her tho =)

    once these pics and these websites get around to her (and her manager) there will be much exercise in her future.

    by May of 2008 you will be treated to another round of picture of JLH from Brazil or Aruba or some other exotic location where there just happened to be some anonymous photog ready to snap away…. these pics guarantee better quality bikini shots in the future…

    but jeez that azz…

  • 28 11 2007
  • 25.  Sherm (18:15:48) :

    Justin

    Epic WIN on Julianna Mauriello

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=0gsRkQokWpQ

    Looks like she has a facebook account but I can’t get into it.
    Any help?

  • 28 11 2007
  • 26.  AngelBaby (18:31:06) :

    o_O

  • 28 11 2007
  • 27.  Mike (18:54:34) :

    #6 – True. I’d suck that flabby ass!

    #7 – She is fat, but I like it! She has such a nice shape that the weight doesn’t look bad… IMO…

    I think I’m just in love with this chick.

  • 28 11 2007
  • 28.  tehpunk (19:01:56) :

    AHOY MATIES!!! THAR BE TITS ABOUND!!!

  • 28 11 2007
  • 29.  Nobody (19:05:18) :

    Would hit it. Will fap to it.

  • 28 11 2007
  • 30.  devnull (19:07:10) :

    That bikini does nothing for her. But I’d still hit it.

  • 28 11 2007
  • 31.  BT (19:19:14) :

    she’d look waaaaay better if that bikini werent 10 sizes too small for her.

  • 28 11 2007
  • 32.  Doh (19:25:53) :

    little extra padding ftw. The things I would do to that girl!!!

  • 28 11 2007
  • 33.  Troilus (19:53:08) :

    that top is just itching to slide off… too bad it didnt

  • 28 11 2007
  • 34.  Tony (20:50:36) :

    What the hell is all the fuss about? She didn’t get fat or else here boobs would be bigger. She got a whole lot more ass though, which is actually kinda hot. Now I don’t know whether to aim my ropes at her booty or her cupcakes.

  • 28 11 2007
  • 35.  Boom-Boom (21:53:54) :

    Bring on the thick girls, I think she looks super hot. Kirsten Bell is the only skin chick I can handle, give me the girls with some thickness.

    That ass pic is driving me insane.

  • 28 11 2007
  • 36.  The Pope (22:23:49) :

    It’s a sad day. From the waist up, the pics are great. But those are thunder-thighs. It’s one thing for my neighbor to have them, it’s another for a celebrity that can afford a personal trainer or I dunno, lipo, to have them. Too bad there wasn’t someone else there with her to give some perspective in the pictures. Like Lacey Chabert.

  • 28 11 2007
  • 37.  Justin L (22:27:28) :

    maybe her ass was stung by dozens of tiny jellyfish, and she had a body-wide puffing reaction

  • 28 11 2007
  • 38.  Kewtr (22:42:20) :

    NO problem at all. The Sun is extremely unforgiving anyway, but even in flattering light I’m diving right into that. Yes please.

  • 28 11 2007
  • 39.  Milhouse (23:01:21) :

    Big Love FTW

    Just more cushion for the pushin’.

  • 28 11 2007
  • 40.  Jade (23:16:51) :

    aww hell, what the heck happened to her Ass ???

  • 28 11 2007
  • 41.  mister (23:35:33) :

    Time for her to compromise her principles–her shit is starting to sag. She’s got about 2 more years to get her tits out in a movie before they hit the floor.

  • 29 11 2007
  • 42.  d00d (00:12:01) :

    Nice girth. That ass needs a mandingo. Unfortunately, I don’t have one.

  • 29 11 2007
  • 43.  Pyronuc (00:44:53) :

    Yeah! “Fat-bottom girls you make the rockin’ world go round!!”

    Now I know what Queen was singing about. It never did make sense to me anyway, since I didn’t think Freddie Mercury liked ANY chicks, “fat-bottomed” or not.

    I’d definitely hit it. It’s somehow strangely enticing, seeing the bigger ass and thighs. Is it weird that I keep thinking of a “Jennifer-saurus Rex?” Does anyone else see that resemblance? All you’d have to do is make her arms shorter and give her a bigger dinosaur head.

    She also reminds me of my favorite type of guitar strings…Ernie Ball “Skinny-Top, Heavy Bottom” strings.

    http://img3.musiciansfriend.com/dbase/pics/products/regular/6/4/7/366647.jpg

  • 29 11 2007
  • 44.  Guest69 (01:52:02) :

    HOLY BUTT FLAB BATMAN!!!!

  • 29 11 2007
  • 45.  Smiff (02:27:36) :

    The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’
    That’s what I said
    The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
    Or so I have read

    My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
    I’d like to sink her with my pink torpedo

    Big bottom, big bottom
    Talk about bum cakes, my girl’s got ’em
    Big bottom drive me out of my mind
    How could I leave this behind?

    I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
    You know what I mean
    I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
    You know what I mean

    My love gun’s loaded and she’s in my sights
    Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

    Big bottom, big bottom
    Talk about mud flaps, my girl’s got ’em
    Big bottom drive me out of my mind
    How could I leave this behind?

  • 29 11 2007
  • 46.  Tweak (03:53:19) :

    #8 – “She’s what…40? WOULD HIT.”

    She’s 28 (will be 29 in february).

  • 29 11 2007
  • 47.  tom (12:34:12) :

    She looks sexy as hell in these shots. She’s a real woman, and that’s what real women look like.

    Wow! I’ve always been into her and this changes nothing. Thanks!

  • 29 11 2007
  • 48.  Jack Mayhoffer (21:21:30) :

    i’ve fucked bigger girls than that.

  • 29 11 2007
  • 49.  doppletwo (23:54:49) :

    I’d hit that like peanutbutter and jelly with a baseball bat!!!!

  • 9 12 2007
  • 50.  Even Stephens (04:29:55) :

    I Still Know What You Did was on today, and in the scene where she wears a robe when she gets out of her shower, you can def see the nips through her robe

  • 18 12 2007
  • 51.  jon (15:09:44) :

    She’s still pretty

    but dammmm shes hardly recognizable from 8 years ago…I think its the dramatic change more shockin then current extra baggage

  • 6 01 2008
  • 52.  angela (04:04:01) :

    Wtf? There are NOTHING wrong with these pics, and shes not “fat”. What is this, 1995?

  • 6 01 2008
  • 53.  JRC (08:36:53) :

    Angela, if you think that JLH isn’t fat, I’d really hate to see what you look like.

  • 10 01 2008
  • 54.  Chuck (00:03:35) :

    I`d lick every inch of that body…!

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