MARCIA CROSS

The carpet matches the drapes!

Story behind the pics from TMZ:

If you were wondering if that fierce head of red hair on Marcia Cross was the real thing, now there’s proof. Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt claims that he has nude photos of “Desperate Housewives'” star Marcia Cross and he says that the pics prove definitively that, as he puts it, “the carpet does match the curtains.”

Schmidt, the purveyor of the Dustin “Screech” Diamond sex tapes recently previewed on TMZ, says that he is representing the owner of a garbage hauling firm that found over 200 personal pictures of Cross, including her showering in the buff outside, in her garbage, according to Rush & Molloy. And even though Cross is demanding their return, arguing that they are the copyrighted property of her and her husband, Tom Mahoney, Schmidt says that the pictures “were not stolen. When you throw something away, you forfeit that property.” Schmidt claims he also has the actress’ tax returns, but “out of respect for Ms. Cross,” won’t discuss how much she makes. Ever heard of a shredder, Marcia?

40 thoughts on “MARCIA CROSS

  1. oowell

    lolz shredder.

    #1 | Comment by Ted — December 14, 2007 @ 12:39 am

  2. God this is worse than Paris. At least she had a claim to the fact that the videos were her property. But throwing away those photos in the garbage? Tax returns unshredded? I wonder what else he found. The chic is just plain stupid.

    #2 | Comment by Pokeher — December 14, 2007 @ 12:42 am

  3. Bad for her

    Good for us

    (This was no accident — she needs the press)

    #3 | Comment by MC Pee Pants — December 14, 2007 @ 12:49 am

  4. Preview

    http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/629

    http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/629

    #4 | Comment by MC Pee Pants — December 14, 2007 @ 12:54 am

  5. Compared to what I expected– not too bad. I appreciate her natural tendencies.

    #5 | Comment by Kewtr — December 14, 2007 @ 1:27 am

  6. Ms. Cross needs to meet Mr. Gillette.

    Did some asshole really write “DO NOT COPY” on the actual pictures? Or is the text just ‘shopped in?

    #6 | Comment by ndrndr — December 14, 2007 @ 1:41 am

  7. where is chabert?

    #7 | Comment by monkeydong — December 14, 2007 @ 5:04 am

  8. thats Marcias hand writing. security measures.

    #8 | Comment by filthyfish — December 14, 2007 @ 9:12 am

  9. on the one hand i think: isnt she a bit OLD for this site?

    on the other hand i think: sweet, celebrity cooter. even if that cooter looks like it is actually the strangling of some poor woodland creature as opposed to the smooth shavenness of the vast majority of hollywood alums.

    on the other other hand i think: hey, sweet, i can fap it to some modern day 70s porn!

    #9 | Comment by MrShadow — December 14, 2007 @ 9:22 am

  10. These pictures severely sadden my morning wood!!

    Cross = FTL

    #10 | Comment by MacDaddy — December 14, 2007 @ 9:57 am

  11. Damn … Marcia looks good. That’s a quality MILF right there, boys.

    #11 | Comment by Mark — December 14, 2007 @ 11:48 am

  12. LAME!!!! Where’s the hotties? Could of atleast photoshoped her to look hotter if you were gonna add “do not copy” on the pics!! My penis yurns for sexy right now. Not “non-sexy this is my wife being cold” pics!! I plead for my sake and my penis’s sake. Bring on some T&A!!!

    #12 | Comment by Guest69 — December 14, 2007 @ 12:02 pm

  13. that guy, David Hans Schmidt, killed himself. it’s true.

    #13 | Comment by me — December 14, 2007 @ 12:32 pm

  14. #11- ditto

    #14 | Comment by Milhouse — December 14, 2007 @ 12:33 pm

  15. But this story is over a year old. WTF? I want some fresh celebrity ass. Some quality control definitely needed here.

    #15 | Comment by Milhouse — December 14, 2007 @ 12:39 pm

  16. Is she hot because she is on TV?

    Or

    Is she on TV because she is hot?

    I’m thinking the former. Either way that stupid show sucks and let’s change it to “Desperate Babysitters” or something.

    #16 | Comment by Pokeher — December 14, 2007 @ 3:18 pm

  17. including her showering in the buff outside, in her garbage

    WTF

    #17 | Comment by Tanzarian — December 14, 2007 @ 3:41 pm

  18. Marcia Cross is pretty and has red hair.

    I am okay with this update.

    #18 | Comment by Seriously — December 14, 2007 @ 4:32 pm

  19. I can’t really post in the forums.

    It tells me this thing

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    #19 | Comment by Seriously — December 14, 2007 @ 4:34 pm

  20. I would Cross all over her Marcia. Oh fuck, wait..? Ok, I’d stick my penis inside her vagina.

    #20 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — December 14, 2007 @ 5:39 pm

  21. Yawn. Wheres Chabert?

    #21 | Comment by under neon — December 14, 2007 @ 7:30 pm

  22. I don’t get it, why was she showering outside in her garbage?

    #22 | Comment by stucco — December 14, 2007 @ 7:58 pm

  23. Definitely not a fan. He face looks like she’s in a fucking wind tunnel.

    #21: Good question

    #23 | Comment by Tony — December 15, 2007 @ 12:58 am

  24. Ever heard of a razor Marcia?

    #24 | Comment by TheMan — December 15, 2007 @ 10:03 am

  25. i hate pubic hair…

    #25 | Comment by paul — December 15, 2007 @ 2:18 pm

  26. It is true that in these pictures she resembles women one might see naked in real life and are therefore utterly disgusting.

    I am fortunate to have a cadre of supermodels who follow me about and are sure to keep their genitals shorn such that they are acceptable to people behind computer screens.

    #26 | Comment by Seriously — December 16, 2007 @ 11:05 am

  27. Bush is good except on redheads.

    #27 | Comment by mister — December 16, 2007 @ 12:14 pm

  28. #25 Have you ever seen any besides your own? I didn’t think so…

    #28 | Comment by mister — December 16, 2007 @ 12:16 pm

  29. 28 – LOL

    That’s assuming that the dumbass has even grown any yet.

    #29 | Comment by JRC — December 16, 2007 @ 4:30 pm

  30. Had she ever seen water before?

    #30 | Comment by The Pope — December 16, 2007 @ 5:33 pm

  31. #19
    Now getting –

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    FTL 🙁

    #31 | Comment by psyper — December 16, 2007 @ 5:51 pm

  32. 31 – Would you please just STFU? Nobody gives a shit. You’re posting aren’t you, so why are you shining so much?

    #32 | Comment by JRC — December 17, 2007 @ 3:29 pm

  33. Need hi-res. Or un-written. Or just plain more pics.

    #33 | Comment by Nobody — December 17, 2007 @ 7:39 pm

  34. #19, #31 – angelbaby is using the boards for are hot sex!

    (>`(>O.o)> Jealous?

    #34 | Comment by Mike — December 17, 2007 @ 9:51 pm

  35. fire crotch

    #35 | Comment by crbassassin — December 18, 2007 @ 1:51 am

  36. Chabert for rufus sake!

    #36 | Comment by Guy Perkins — December 18, 2007 @ 6:19 am

  37. For Pete’s sake, why do I keep coming here! This site is never updated anymore.

    #37 | Comment by dg76 — December 18, 2007 @ 10:56 am

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    FUCKING COCKSNIFFING, BUTTSUCKING SON OF A RAT-CATCHING GOAT MOLESTER

    justxpl?

    #38 | Comment by gulliver — December 18, 2007 @ 11:04 am

  39. Not a fan.

    Sure, the rack looks nice, but the frightening face trumps the rest in a bad way. It looks like someone stretched a rubber mask across their knees and made the skin as tight as possible.

    I’m a BIG fan of redheads, but I’ll pass on this one.

    I want a Pepsi Girl update!

    #39 | Comment by BabyEater — December 18, 2007 @ 11:32 am

  40. I have a relevant question…

    WHY DO YOU FUCKING IDIOTS EVEN LOOK OR POST IN THESE THREADS IF YOU DON’T LIKE THE GIRL?????

    Fuck me, morons, Chabert has a thread, go the fuck over there and jerk off until your 1″ dick shrivels away!

    #40 | Comment by JRC — December 18, 2007 @ 3:02 pm

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