HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Well it should be 2008 in almost every part of the world now. I spent most of new year’s eve playing Rock Band with a whole bunch of people. So much that we didn’t even realize it’d struck 12 until some other people said so.

New year’s resolutions. Anybody got any? I for one would like to be able to update the site more frequently and never get as lazy as i did in December 07. Can’t think of anything else but yeah, that’s definitely one thing i’d like to try to do.

Also, predictions! Who’s gonna get nudes, sex tapes, nip slips, pussy slips and the like released this year??

Hope that this’ll be a fappy new year!

31 thoughts on “HAPPY NEW YEAR!

  1. woohoo!!

    happy new year bitches!!

    #1 | Comment by the man — January 1, 2008 @ 2:01 am

  2. Happys New Year!! Second!

    #2 | Comment by Fandango — January 1, 2008 @ 2:02 am

  3. third of 2008

    #3 | Comment by OysterBank — January 1, 2008 @ 2:55 am

  4. Happy 1985 from all of us at the alzheimer’s society.

    Sad joke I know but hey – I’m at work from 6am on the 1st of January so I don’t care.

    I’m planning to try and loose some weight in 2008 just a couple of stone to get back to my ideal and xmas didn’t help that at all!!

    Predictions – The way things are going in this world we will probably see some sex tapes from Julianna Rose Mauriello & Dakota Fanning (possibly in the same video) and no-one will be all that shocked by it. And I will get a knock on the door by Police – and it won’t be about those fucking chavs screwing with my car.

    #4 | Comment by Psyper — January 1, 2008 @ 3:12 am

  5. I do kind of think this will be the year of the Lohan Sex Video, unfortunately, since I think she’s pretty haggard. 20-whatever and looks 45.

    Also I think we’ll see some Leighton Meester photos here at some point. Hopefully from Surface.

    Spent the evening on Rock Band too, rang in the New Year with a rousing Don’t Fear the Reaper.

    #5 | Comment by Kewtr — January 1, 2008 @ 3:42 am

  6. Happy New Year, everyone!

    #6 | Comment by Smiley — January 1, 2008 @ 3:50 am

  7. Fappy New Year!
    Fingers crossed for some hardcore Hayden or Jojo j-o material in 2008

    #7 | Comment by Sports Fan — January 1, 2008 @ 6:49 am

  8. Emma Watson will get topless i hope, i hope to fucking god she will get topless… you hear me Emma… TOPLESS!

    Happy New Year! you fucking retarded virgin shut-ins

    #8 | Comment by texas_burner — January 1, 2008 @ 8:09 am

  9. Well, she does turn 18 this year… so it’s possible.

    #9 | Comment by Lithium — January 1, 2008 @ 8:30 am

  10. WOOOO Happy New Year!!
    I can haz 10th? 😀
    Britney anal sex tape. guarenteed.

    #10 | Comment by Dan-o — January 1, 2008 @ 11:43 am

  11. ^^^ I just fapped to that mental image.

    except in my mental image it’s 1998 britney.

    #11 | Comment by The Grim Reaper — January 1, 2008 @ 1:14 pm

  12. My New Year’s Resolution is to finally see Lacey Chabert’s tits. She better get them out in a movie or in a paparazzi slip up, because the only other way I’m going to see them will probably land me in the slam.

    #12 | Comment by Dr. Disgusto — January 1, 2008 @ 1:40 pm

  13. 1) Jamie Lynn stirruped during childbirth. (and possibly fingering herself)

    2) JLove seethrough.

    3) Sentimental longshot: Mandy Moore sex tape.

    4) Jessica Biel will anger everyone and not be naked on film until she’s so old we don’t care.

    #13 | Comment by seraphonica — January 1, 2008 @ 3:01 pm

  14. I’m hoping for a Hayden nip-slip, or see-through, or just playing topless. It’s bound to happen at some point.

    Also, a Jennifer Love-Hewitt nip or two would be nice.

    #14 | Comment by Nobody — January 1, 2008 @ 3:22 pm

  15. Happy New Year to this fine audience!

    Thanks Justin for doing a great job. Keep up the good work in 2008!

    A little more of Hayden and Miley will always be welcome

    #15 | Comment by Andre — January 1, 2008 @ 3:36 pm

  16. #8, why stop at topless?! I want full frontal nudity!

    #16 | Comment by Paragon — January 1, 2008 @ 4:40 pm

  17. My New Year’s wish is to see Lacey Chabert and Natalie Portman suck on each other’s big brown areolas and then 69, just for me. But I’m more likely to see dinosaurs rule the Earth again. Actually, I’m more likely to see dinosaurs 69ing then those two hot-ass prudes.

    I think we’re gonna see an “unintentional” Jennifer Love Hewitt nip-slip to counter all the fatty-fat-fat talk.

    And this is more of a statement of fact than a prediction, but there’s gonna be a Lohan sex tape. With the number of randoms fucks she’s fucking, one of them is gonna have a camera rolling. I predict that we’re gonna find out she can only cum when she’s getting slapped across the face.

    #17 | Comment by Tony — January 1, 2008 @ 4:45 pm

  18. #8: I think we’re all owed at least that after having to see Harry Potter’s dork

    #18 | Comment by Tony — January 1, 2008 @ 4:47 pm

  19. “Also, predictions! Who’s gonna get nudes, sex tapes, nip slips, pussy slips and the like released this year??”

    I kept reading that as “Who’s gonna get murdered, sex tapes, …”

    What the hell is wrong with me?

    #19 | Comment by smash — January 1, 2008 @ 6:20 pm

  20. BTW make your New Year’s resolution to fix the forums, you asshat. Teh Angelbaby is not pleased!

    #20 | Comment by smash — January 1, 2008 @ 6:21 pm

  21. Selina Gomez bikini pics?
    Vanessa Hudgens! sextape- not with Efron, though.

    #21 | Comment by tool — January 1, 2008 @ 7:45 pm

  22. Happy new year dudes. 🙂

    #22 | Comment by JRC — January 1, 2008 @ 10:45 pm

  23. Yes, please don’t recreate December 07

    Predictions:

    Brittney spears will continue to slide further down the proverbial stipper pole of whoredom

    Being a political year…some politician will have a sex video leaked…

    More rehab trips for Lohan

    Another young disney starlet will have pics/video leaked on internet. Perhaps Miley Cyrus.

    #23 | Comment by Pokeher — January 2, 2008 @ 1:07 am

  24. My new years resolution is to convince Justin to hand over the passwords for the forum. Get it up and running and install the youtube addon.

    #24 | Comment by Psyper — January 2, 2008 @ 4:44 am

  25. “Being a political year…some politician will have a sex video leaked…”

    Romney and Huckabee — together — in an airport restroom stall

    #25 | Comment by JRC — January 2, 2008 @ 4:52 am

  26. #20 Ya really. What a lazy.

    #26 | Comment by gulliver — January 2, 2008 @ 10:12 am

  27. Justin fixed the Forums! FTW.

    #27 | Comment by smash — January 2, 2008 @ 11:53 am

  28. Fuck YooToob. Someone complains about the good stuff, it gets pulled, then noone has a downloaded copy!

    #28 | Comment by tool — January 3, 2008 @ 1:57 am

  29. ^^^
    there are numerous methods of saving the .flv files from youtube to your computer.

    google is your friend.

    #29 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 3, 2008 @ 2:10 am

  30. tool is a tool

    #30 | Comment by smash — January 3, 2008 @ 8:25 am

  31. If you don’t have the software (but really – lurk moar, there are free apps. out there) to convert .flv viddies to .avi’s, mp4’s, divx or .mov’s, try vixy.net… free online converter. They also have an app. for Windows users.

    #31 | Comment by JRC — January 3, 2008 @ 4:55 pm

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