47 thoughts on “Jennifer Love Hewitt

  1. 1st

    Curvy JLH FTW

    #1 | Comment by Milhouse — January 9, 2008 @ 1:49 am

  2. agree.

    #2 | Comment by DoctorOfStyle — January 9, 2008 @ 1:55 am

  3. co-sign

    #3 | Comment by Xan — January 9, 2008 @ 2:20 am

  4. Jennifer Love Hugetits>Amanda Bynes

    #4 | Comment by ohmyDog — January 9, 2008 @ 2:23 am

  5. #4 – Agreed

    #5 | Comment by Steedman — January 9, 2008 @ 3:21 am

  6. JLH looking good ,although her body-type certainly has changed

    #6 | Comment by jon — January 9, 2008 @ 4:44 am

  7. i sure love tits

    #7 | Comment by the real slim timlin — January 9, 2008 @ 6:41 am

  8. me love those titties

    #8 | Comment by Dino — January 9, 2008 @ 9:06 am

  9. I watched the Tuxedo a couple of nights ago and spent 90 minutes gazing at those puppies.

    I only knew it was a film because a positively geriatric Jackie Chan kept beating up guys every so often. Did they make him do Rush Hour 3? I’m scared to rent it. He might snap or something.

    #9 | Comment by matt — January 9, 2008 @ 9:31 am

  10. hey! its that fat chick from the beach again… looking remarkably well sucked in.

    #10 | Comment by MrShadow — January 9, 2008 @ 9:36 am

  11. just goes to show how far some makeup, a pushup bra, and a lil class can take you…..even a seal gets to look like a dolphin.

    #11 | Comment by QWERTY — January 9, 2008 @ 12:22 pm

  12. thank god…. she definitely put the ass in massive in that bikini.

    #12 | Comment by Karass2Duprass — January 9, 2008 @ 1:18 pm

  13. hello arm fat.

    #13 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — January 9, 2008 @ 1:38 pm

  14. #1-#5 100% correct. I’m going to go out on a limb and say hetero men like what she’s got, bikini or dress.

    I can totally understand where someone with less experience has to rely on magazines and blogs to tell you who’s fat and who’s hot, but after a while you get your own tastes. JLH is delicious.

    #14 | Comment by Kewtr — January 9, 2008 @ 2:09 pm

  15. Nice.

    I hope she doesn’t get any bigger…

    #15 | Comment by Mike — January 9, 2008 @ 2:36 pm

  16. DisconcertedGeorge…. you are looking at her arms?… why you have some kind of malfuntion in you eye focus?….J/K ;P

    “Fat” thin… I just love JLH

    #16 | Comment by ComicFan — January 9, 2008 @ 2:46 pm

  17. i LOVE this titties

    #17 | Comment by focox — January 9, 2008 @ 3:18 pm

  18. #16 you start at the boobs and work your way out.

    Not doing that is a mistake. It’s the reason Justin still likes Susan Sarandon. If he moved his eyes off her giganormos breasts he would see she’s built like a saggy bag of rocks.

    #18 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — January 9, 2008 @ 5:13 pm

  19. I’ll take that any day of the week over Nicole Richie, the Olsen twins, Keira Knightly, or any of those other meth addict skeletal waifs. That’s what a real woman is supposed to look like!!!!!

    #19 | Comment by David — January 9, 2008 @ 6:58 pm

  20. zomg

    #20 | Comment by cornic — January 9, 2008 @ 7:40 pm

  21. SO yumb.

    I think her lower half catching up with the upper half will put to rest any whispers about her glorious juggs being less than all natural. And the middle is still rekatively small :):)

    KEWTR is right. Hetero men like some curve

    More Love, plz.!

    #21 | Comment by Ron Dingleberry — January 9, 2008 @ 8:04 pm

  22. ahmen!! she look purty!!

    #22 | Comment by the man — January 9, 2008 @ 8:47 pm

  23. She smokin’ hot… even in the bikini.

    Guys: JLH is hotter than your girlfriend/wife.
    Ladies: JLH is hotter than you.

    If she is fat, and her arm is fat according to DisconcertedGeorge, I pity the rest of the female population.

    #23 | Comment by super — January 9, 2008 @ 9:01 pm

  24. First, I would definitely hit it.

    But, if you want to get nitpicky, her hips/butt HAVE exploded outward, and they’re way huger than they used to be. I AM NOT saying she’s fat, and I would STILL hit it, but you do have to recognize that she’s looking more like her measurements are 38-30-46. Curvy women are definitely best, but you have to have SOME balance, and her butt/hips are getting almost too big for the rest of her. She’s still okay right now, but it looks like it’s on it’s way to becoming gross.

    At least that dress hides her huge butt somewhat, but it also DOES make it look like her upper arms are getting a little bit jiggly, too.

    Final verdict: She’s still 100% do-able. She’s a little on the “softer” side than she used to be, and there’s definitely some early warning signs of way-huge-ass-itis developing, but she’s still okay now. She’s still way hot, and I would definitely do her if I had the chance. In fact, I’d probably try to date her so I could do her repeatedly if I had the chance (and also to enjoy her company…as a person, and not an object ). Personally, I think women who are “too perfect” actually are sort of a turn off. I prefer women who look more “real life” and actually have some imperfections, rather than some tramp who’s had silicone injected and implanted all over so she looks like a living plastic doll. On the other hand, walking skeletons are gross too. Her butt is probably a little bigger than I’d prefer, but JLH is probably just about right the way she’s looking now.

    But if she doesn’t watch out, that ass is going to sneak up on her and become mega-gigantinourmous.

    Godzilla vs. Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Ass, coming soon to theaters.

    #24 | Comment by Pyronuc — January 9, 2008 @ 10:00 pm

  25. Jennifer Love Hugetits

    #25 | Comment by Tony — January 9, 2008 @ 10:49 pm

  26. Oh, I want those tits so bad…!

    #26 | Comment by Chuck — January 9, 2008 @ 11:00 pm

  27. after re-examining jennifer love chunkybutt’s pictures (and vomiting in my mouth a little), i have come the to conclusion that her arm flab is akin to crisco in a flesh colored zip-lock bag and that she is just a cunt hair away from being ms. cankles of the year.
    my wife is hotter than her by a long shot and i would would much rather have my wife than jlh. unless i get half her money, then we might have to do some renegotiating.

    #27 | Comment by MrShadow — January 10, 2008 @ 12:59 am

  28. she needs to show them before she gets too old and fat. shes already no where near as hot as her party of five days and in 5 more years she will be the next susan sarandon that justin likes so much…

    #28 | Comment by xon — January 10, 2008 @ 1:46 am

  29. #1 – For fuck sakes, she’s pregnant, she is going to get fat. In fact, she is just getting started. She will be huge in no time. Just hope she is one of those chicks who can get their bodies back.
    #2 – Only a little girl with body issues or a fag looks at arm fat. Seriously, a chick as hot as this approaches you and you would say “sorry, you’re hot and all, but man you got some flabby arms. No thanks.”. Like they say in the movie Boomerang “Who cares if she’s got fat arms… You don’t fuck the arms” (okay, the quote is actually about feet but I adapted it).
    #3 – While I don’t condone pregnant women wearing bikinis, I was less concerned with the flab, as I was with the retarded faces she had in those bikini pics. I am just relieved she does not look retarded here. I mean she would still be hot, but no one wants to find out they’ve been fapping to someone who use to ride the short bus.

    #29 | Comment by Evil Monkey — January 10, 2008 @ 5:24 am

  30. yay, yet another post about something that happened DAYS ago and everybody has already forgotten…

    #30 | Comment by texas_burner — January 10, 2008 @ 6:24 am

  31. ^^^
    stfu douche.

    #31 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 10, 2008 @ 7:27 am

  32. 30 – Old, useless news, huh? Yet you felt the need to waste everyones time with your stupid comment. Why don’t you go back to the story where this supposedly originated “DAYS” ago and stay there, for a few decades…we’ll let you know when you can leave.

    I always liked JLH. Sure she’s kind of top heavy, but she seems like a nice, pleasant person, and she isn’t ugly, like some people claim.

    #32 | Comment by JRC — January 10, 2008 @ 8:26 am

  33. MrShadow,
    No disrespect to your wife or you, but if you’re pointing out “arm-fat” and “cankles”, I have to assume you’re in to thinner ladies.
    Thin and willing to have sex with you does not equal hot.

    I break it down like this:
    pretty face, nice big rack, low waist/hip ratio = hot.

    #33 | Comment by super — January 10, 2008 @ 2:23 pm

  34. 33 – hahahaha come on dude. You’ve got to be kidding.

    Pretty face – agreed, but personality still matters. I’ve had girlfriends who are pretty, but as interesting as wet cardboard. I assume that you’re into cows?

    nice big rack – not really necessary. That’s as shallow as a girl saying that only guys with 2 foot long schlongs are hot. I’m not endorsing inverted boobs, but giant tits have their disadvantages as well. Ever seen a middle-aged woman who had biggums when she was younger? Ugh! They’re halfway down to her ankles.

    low waist/hip ratio – lol wtf? what if she has a 45 inch waist? A low ratio accomplishes nothing.

    #34 | Comment by JRC — January 10, 2008 @ 4:27 pm

  35. JRC –
    Lets not talk personality, or what happens to big natural boobs with old age… that has nothing to do with whether or not a girl his hot, unless you’re looking for marriage material.

    A guy looking for a big rack on a girl is like a girl looking for a guy who has broad shoulders. Its shallow, but valid.

    I still say waist/hip ratio is important.
    selma hayek, beyonce, Scarlett Johansen – all low waist/hip ratio.
    It doesn’t make or break hotness, but as a general rule it helps.

    #35 | Comment by super — January 10, 2008 @ 6:30 pm

  36. Rules? hahahaha Where, in Cavemantown? super, let’s just say that your definition of “hot” is 1000 times more limiting than mine (or alot of people according to some of the drooling posts here at DLT). There are too many factors involved to limit hotness to just giant tits and a pretty face. Also, some of the hottest and sexiest girls I’ve seen are Butter Faces, so the “pretty face” theory can be thrown out the window as well. It doesn’t hurt, but unless her face has been dipped in acid, it doesn’t hinder either. On the other hand, some of the prettiest girls I’ve seen have the flattest chests and boy-like bodies. Are they not hot? To alot of people they are. It’s all personal preferences, so “general rules” are just bullshit to others.

    How is a low waist/hip ratio even relevant in a JLH thread to begin with? My lord Jenny has a very high hip to waist ratio…it’s borderline “hourglass” figure for shits sake! We’re talking Marilyn Monroe here.

    Honestly, if you’re going to limit yourself to such a narrow and limited checklist for a “hot” girl, you’ll be one sad and lonely dude with no chance for a girlfriend. lol And just because a girl doesn’t fit your extreme prereq. for hotness doesn’t mean that she’s only good for bearing kids and cooking your meals. Knd of sounds like your stuck in the 80’s, no offense.

    36 – amily2008 get a life, stupid spammer.

    #36 | Comment by JRC — January 10, 2008 @ 7:19 pm

  37. JRC –
    I think we’re getting off base,
    my above comment was not meant to be a list of attributes required to be hot, but rather a list of attributes JLH has, which I think help make her hot.

    I’m sure I would give a thumbs up to the bulk of your list of girls you think are hot. Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes – I agree with you there.
    If you or others don’t think she’s hot… that’s fine.
    I’d take her as-is.

    But for the sake of community – can we just put our hands in the middle and hope she hits the gym for a couple months?

    #37 | Comment by super — January 10, 2008 @ 7:53 pm

  38. mama!

    #38 | Comment by the man — January 10, 2008 @ 9:35 pm

  39. super, I’m going to call you “The Wolf”, from now on – because like the Pulp Fiction character, you are cool under fire. lol

    Yes, the gym seems like a good idea. But didn’t someone say that she was pregnant? Maybe they were just fucking around…

    #39 | Comment by JRC — January 10, 2008 @ 11:09 pm

  40. I think they were messing around.
    Imagine how lame the media and people would look for ragging a girl for being pregnant…

    I guess we don’t regard her as a serious actress, because nobody ever even considered that maybe she gained weight for a roll or something.
    George Clooney in Syriana comes to mind.

    #40 | Comment by super — January 11, 2008 @ 1:49 am

  41. “Imagine how lame the media and people would look for ragging a girl for being pregnant…”

    Wouldn’t be the first time. I got to wonder if the tabloid media is just around to destroy peoples lives.

    I don’t know if she gained weight for a role. It’s possible, but I think that she is just naturally “big boned”. If you really look at these pictures, the only thing big about her is her boobs and hips. I don’t know how people can call her “fat” because of this.

    #41 | Comment by JRC — January 11, 2008 @ 6:26 pm

  42. “I still say waist/hip ratio is important.
    selma hayek, beyonce, Scarlett Johansen – all low waist/hip ratio.”

    I think you have that backwards, given that all three of those women have small waists and generously-sized asses. Low waist/hip ratio = a figure that’s more like a man’s: more or less straight up and down, “Miss Six o’clock”, etc. Personally, I like woman to have a figure that’s more like a woman’s, i.e. tits AND ass (with a gorgeous little waist and toned belly in the middle). For some reason – don’t ask me why – there seems to be this general mainstream lust for girls whose bodies look like little boys (in the white, western media anyway). That’s just…weird, imo.

    #42 | Comment by EmJee — January 12, 2008 @ 4:40 pm

  43. EmJee

    thanks for the correction (I think).
    Whatever equals a small waist and wide hips was what I was trying to say.
    That’s why I just listed women I was trying to describe… but thanks for clearing that up.

    #43 | Comment by super — January 18, 2008 @ 2:17 pm

  44. lol that’s why I said this a few posts back –

    “How is a low waist/hip ratio even relevant in a JLH thread to begin with? My lord Jenny has a very high hip to waist ratio…it’s borderline “hourglass” figure for shits sake! We’re talking Marilyn Monroe here.”

    #44 | Comment by JRC — January 18, 2008 @ 4:17 pm

  45. Prediction: after losing what little career she still has, a 35 year old Hugetits appears naked in Playboy. Most readers skip past the pictorial to read “20 Questions.”

    #45 | Comment by mister — January 22, 2008 @ 11:10 pm

  46. Thanks for the link, wyfade… now go finish your fried SPAM sandwich.

    #46 | Comment by JRC — January 31, 2008 @ 11:30 pm

  47. LOL

    Damn Justin/AB you guys are fast, you deleted that spam the same moment I made that last comment. hahaha

    #47 | Comment by JRC — January 31, 2008 @ 11:31 pm

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