I’m looking at these pics and i’m mentally undressing Ashlee Simpson and i don’t think i like what i ‘see’.
Barely fappable?
ASHLEE SIMPSON
dont link this
WAUGH!
I’m looking at these pics and i’m mentally undressing Ashlee Simpson and i don’t think i like what i ‘see’.
Barely fappable?
She ain’t no Jessica!!!!!
Oh and First! ?
#1 | Comment by MacDaddy — January 11, 2008 @ 10:12 am
No, she isn’t Jessica, but I bet Jessica is a bit crappy when going to the pool. But hey, we’d all nail that….pls!
#2 | Comment by TheMan — January 11, 2008 @ 10:31 am
I guess having breasts the size of cantaloupes doesn’t run in the family.
#3 | Comment by frankthedolphin — January 11, 2008 @ 11:24 am
WORD!!!!
I would so still hit thou just because 80% of the world knows her and that pedo wilmer valderrama said she was a screamer.
She looks like a Meth head thats got her shit togather, but still doesnt want to wash her hair.
Third
No homo………
#4 | Comment by No Homo — January 11, 2008 @ 11:32 am
gross
#5 | Comment by GageFX — January 11, 2008 @ 12:28 pm
She would be ok, but the one in the blue and white stripes would be first on the pole… now that’s some fine eatin’ that one would be.
Why do I type like the voices in my head make me think?
Not first! But still single digits!
#6 | Comment by Webpager — January 11, 2008 @ 12:48 pm
^^^
i pointed out the cute blue & white bikini girl to Justin when he showed me the gallery early this morning.
needs more pics with her in the foreground.
ps. whose cane is that lying around? is dr. house at this pool party?
#7 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 11, 2008 @ 12:56 pm
id rather you use this post time to research more on Riven.
#8 | Comment by Xan — January 11, 2008 @ 1:04 pm
is that pete fucking wentz? it sure looks like him.
oh and i thought ashlee had bigger boobs.
#9 | Comment by dizzle — January 11, 2008 @ 1:04 pm
Am I missing something here?
We’re both looking at the girl in the green bikini right?
How is she not fappable? What could people possibly object to?
I don’t get this site sometimes. One day you post photos of a wooden Amanda Bynes looking like a 14-year old playing dress-up, with her bag of spanners for a face, and everyone starts chirping “Wow, she’s so hot”, etc etc., and then the next we have a positively wankable Ashlee Simpson, only for her to be written off as ‘gross’.
#10 | Comment by matt — January 11, 2008 @ 1:08 pm
I think she looks just fine to me as well.
Oh, and AB’s question about the cane had me noticing the weird support boot in an early photo.. Googled ‘Pete Wentz foot’ and confirmed the broken foot and dating Simpson.
#11 | Comment by K — January 11, 2008 @ 2:00 pm
amanda bynes>gross
#12 | Comment by GageFX — January 11, 2008 @ 2:05 pm
Didn’t she used to have big knockers comparable to those of her sister?
I liked her so much better when she was the funny-looking, and (to me) hotter little sister. Now she’s just another skinny blonde.
(Still better than that plastic Montag woman. )
#13 | Comment by Bad, Bad Mormon — January 11, 2008 @ 2:12 pm
ashlee>montag
#14 | Comment by GageFX — January 11, 2008 @ 2:51 pm
I miss pre-surgery Ashlee.
#15 | Comment by seraphonica — January 11, 2008 @ 3:45 pm
^ Yeah, me too. She’s just so generic now.
#16 | Comment by zomg — January 11, 2008 @ 5:01 pm
Yeah, I don’t get it either. She’s got kind of a flat ass, but at least it’s not a flabalanche. Most dudes would be more than happy to discover a body like that on a girl they brought home. But look at the excruciating sunburn in picture 9.
#17 | Comment by Earl Brutus — January 11, 2008 @ 5:43 pm
Flat ass is her only issue, I sure wouldn’t hesitate.
As for her sister, they are nowhere near cantaloupes, more like overripe softening mangoes. Way way ruined long ago.
Ashlee > Jessica
#18 | Comment by Kewtr — January 11, 2008 @ 5:56 pm
She doesn’t look that bad, Justin. And I generally detest this no-talent.
Is it just me, or is Ashlee starting to look more and more like Cameron Diaz?
And if you want the definition of GROSS in picture form, who is that loser emofag with them??? He reminds me of everything that is wrong with music nowadays. Poser douchebag…
#19 | Comment by JRC — January 11, 2008 @ 6:14 pm
Looks like my girlfriend, cept my gf has a great ass, and is asian.
#20 | Comment by flush — January 11, 2008 @ 6:46 pm
Who knew someone could have curves so unimpressive.
Since she’s had the nose job I feel zero guilt whenever I pick apart her every flaw 🙂
#21 | Comment by Tony — January 11, 2008 @ 7:15 pm
20 – …and imaginary.
Pfft, if I were Tony, I wouldn’t be criticizing any women on planet Earth (let alone the universe). There’s still hope that he’ll finally get a REAL date before the end of this decade… but I’m not holding my breath.
#22 | Comment by JRC — January 11, 2008 @ 8:29 pm
girl’s got no ass
#23 | Comment by same — January 11, 2008 @ 8:39 pm
I actually thought she was hot when she had her real nose. Pretty lackluster now.
#24 | Comment by Kito — January 11, 2008 @ 9:15 pm
weird, I get that.. at one point Ashlee was the better looking of the two.. now, nothing.
#25 | Comment by Garth2k — January 11, 2008 @ 10:08 pm
I thought I’d never say this, but I kind of miss the old Ashlee. One thing has been consistent: the stupid slut still has no talent. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUli8vf3Bjw&feature=related
#26 | Comment by Milhouse — January 12, 2008 @ 1:06 am
I agree… I used to find her incredibly attractive–moreso than I found Jessica. Now, not so much. Those pictures do nothing for me.
#27 | Comment by Ted — January 12, 2008 @ 2:40 am
i’m still not sure what is it, but there’s something on her that simply doesn’t do it for me, yeah sometime she looks hittable, but in these photos she looks kinda manly, maybe the bikini type, or maybe she needs to be curvier a la scarlett johansson
#28 | Comment by ohmyDog — January 12, 2008 @ 12:24 pm
Don’t tell me that if Ashlee Simpson or Amanda Bynes walked into your room naked you wouldn’t bang the hell outta them…as my friend always says….”pussy doesn’t have a face”
#29 | Comment by Dan — January 12, 2008 @ 4:06 pm
so you’re telling me that even if they’re 240 pounds, with hair in their armpits and legs, you would hit them because they have a pussy?
#30 | Comment by ohmyDog — January 13, 2008 @ 2:58 am
30 – Maybe he would. At least he wouldn’t still be a virgin with carpel tunnel. He doesn’t need to tell anyone who he just laid.
Besides, that’s a ridiculous extreme. I wouldn’t tell either of the girls he mentioned to get the hell out of my bed, and I wager that 99.9% (the 0.1% being Tony who only molests 12 year olds) of you guys wouldn’t either – despite all of your macho bullshit criticism of them.
#31 | Comment by JRC — January 13, 2008 @ 5:37 pm
I guess ugly feet run in the family…! Have you ever seen Jessica´s hooves?
Even though, I´d hit it real hard if I had the chance.
By the way, those pictures were taken at the 4 Seasons in Costa Rica last week…
#32 | Comment by Chuck — January 15, 2008 @ 12:12 am
Costa Rica, Delaware? :-p
#33 | Comment by JRC — January 15, 2008 @ 12:30 am
90% of the girls in my high school were as or more attractive as her, and I didn’t graduate from Beverly Hills HS.
#34 | Comment by mister — January 22, 2008 @ 11:08 pm