ELLEN PAGE = LESBIAN?

14 01 2008

Now this has not been proven to be true but rumors on the internets suggest that Ellen Page might be/is a lesbian!

Not only has she been interviewed by Curve (The Best-Selling Lesbian Magazine!) but she’s also playing a Lesbian Werewolf in her next flick, ‘Jack and Diane’. And if the rumors ARE true, it puts a whole new spin to her X-Men character, Kitty Pryde!

What do you think? She does dress a little dykey sometimes (not so much in the above gallery though).

PS: I downloaded Juno last night. Gonna watch it today and see what the fuss is all about. Loved her in Hard Candy so i’ll probably love her in Juno too. ^_^


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63 responses to “ELLEN PAGE = LESBIAN?”

    14 01 2008
  • 1.  filthyfish (01:07:47) :

    omfg first.

    yaaay for potential lesbianism

  • 14 01 2008
  • 2.  JRC (01:07:53) :

    lol Here we go again. ;)

  • 14 01 2008
  • 3.  filthyfish (01:08:18) :

    btw, fap for hardcandy

  • 14 01 2008
  • 4.  Randy (01:09:19) :

    Damn, that girl needs a manicure. And this comment from a confident hetero man.

  • 14 01 2008
  • 5.  kaptur (01:13:21) :

    woah, major armhair. looks like she’s taking that werewolf thing seriously

  • 14 01 2008
  • 6.  Osama Bin Laden (01:14:53) :

    Not really impressed with JUNO. everything out of her mouth sounds unreal and scripted.

  • 14 01 2008
  • 7.  Justin L (01:18:43) :

    the word lesbian is tossed around a lot these days. she’s registering at a measly 2.2 navratilovas out of 5 on the lesbometer.

  • 14 01 2008
  • 8.  late (02:08:08) :

    I watched about the first 4-5 minutes of juno and decided it was the gayest movie I’ve ever seen.

  • 14 01 2008
  • 9.  tehpunk (02:30:40) :

    i watched about the first 4-5 minutes of hard candy and i came.

  • 14 01 2008
  • 10.  GageFX (02:37:49) :

    Didn’t I call this on the last Page post?

  • 14 01 2008
  • 11.  the real slim timlin (02:59:06) :

    Juno as a whole was mediocre, but the dialogue was horrible. Diablo Cody is also horrible, and if you ever post about her I swear I will never visit again…!

    Also, even if Ellen Page takes dick on a daily basis, she’s still the most lesbian-looking/sounding bitch in Hollywood today, and therefore she’s a lesbian to me.

  • 14 01 2008
  • 12.  Boo (04:25:53) :

    Looks ok from afar, but the monobrow/hairy arms/chewed fingernails
    gives her the yuck factor!

  • 14 01 2008
  • 13.  WHY? (06:39:11) :

    NO!!!!!!!!!

  • 14 01 2008
  • 14.  WHY? (06:39:36) :

    Also, Juno was amazing, bitches.

  • 14 01 2008
  • 15.  texas_burner (07:32:29) :

    Do you know how many straight people have been interviewed by Curve, fucking loads. oh and Gary Oldman once played Dracula, so he must be a vampire right? And Hugh Jackman DOES actually have claws in his hands…
    you people are a bunch of fucking losers, surely you have better things to thing about during the day, like perhaps making your own life better

  • 14 01 2008
  • 16.  filthyfish (08:44:26) :

    perhaps #15 has better things to think about durring the day, such as not reading material from fucking losers and commenting on it.

    good day sir, balls on your chin.

  • 14 01 2008
  • 17.  AngelBaby (08:49:13) :

    #15 – as i’ve pointed out before…WE’RE the losers, but you continue to come here to troll again and again and again?

    enjoy ur IP blacklist fucktard.

  • 14 01 2008
  • 18.  Tim (08:51:01) :

    1) Juno was an awesome movie

    2) Diablo Cody is cool, and i would hit her

    3) I’m in love with Ellen Page.

    4) Playing a lesbian and having lesbians like you does not mean that you are a lesbian

  • 14 01 2008
  • 19.  Hellfyre (10:23:59) :

    Cute girl, but as others have said the girl has the arm hair of a sasquatch.

    As for Juno, it took the longest time for me to even figure out what this movie was about. The first month’s worth of commercials didn’t let the viewer in on even an iota of what the plot was about. All you saw was this chick riding around on her bicycle, a few clips of others saying the word “Juno”, and the announcer pitching some spiel about how it’s going to be the feel-good movie of the year.

    Usually, if it looks like a movie is trying to hide its basic plotline till you’re in the theatre there’s a very good reason & it’s not because they are trying to conceal a clever plot twist.

  • 14 01 2008
  • 20.  No Homo (11:36:05) :

    I only cheer for girls that go both ways

    lesboes sadden my penis, it means he has no chance

    But if there were more gay men in the world that would mean more woman for my penis,

    what an ironic conundrum.

    Jessica Biels bi-ness > than this story…………

  • 14 01 2008
  • 21.  nerf (12:55:44) :

    now would that be pronounced Les-BOM-eter, or Lesbo-meter?

  • 14 01 2008
  • 22.  Justin L (14:02:20) :

    former

  • 14 01 2008
  • 23.  DisconcertedGeorge (14:47:36) :

    #15, I think the question people should be asking is how do we know that Gary Oldman isn’t a vampire?

    And Hugh Jackman does have claws in his hands. He’s very popular at parties when the bottle opener goes missing.

  • 14 01 2008
  • 24.  Tom Foolery (17:32:51) :

    she was probably interviewed by curve because of her lesbian role
    lol how great was the trailer park boys, she was pretty young then

    on another note has anybody seen the invisible, that’s a great movie, but doesn’t the chick look like ellen page

  • 14 01 2008
  • 25.  Nitpicker (17:36:23) :

    Is it just me or does she have a few dental problems? Aside from some alignment issues, I think she has a cracked tooth on her left lower. Check out pic #7.

  • 14 01 2008
  • 26.  Ehhh... (18:03:53) :

    She’s got a cute face, but the man-hands and hairy arms are tough to get past…

  • 14 01 2008
  • 27.  BongoCLown (18:44:23) :

    Because as we all know, playing a homosexual on the screen means you must be one in real life. Just look at Tom Hanks.

    Juno is a disappointment if you’re looking for anything but propaganda about americana. I gagged myself through the movie beacuse even though the characters are portrayed as alternative it’s obvious that the wholesome ideals shine through like a freakin’ headlight.

  • 14 01 2008
  • 28.  smash (19:15:04) :

    #17 we are losers if Ellen Page is a lesbian. Well, maybe you aren’t a loser, but I am. I’d hit that underage-lookin’ dyke!

    Hard.

  • 14 01 2008
  • 29.  Gadzooks (19:45:20) :

    Man… everyone is making a big deal about this, first of all… the source isn’t creditable… a BLOG said something and gave no source… IMO justin should post about his lazytown theme wedding were pigs flew and post the pics of Amanda Bynes giving him a lap dance!

    Second of all… who cares is she is a lesbian or not? its not the 90’s… its not hip, edgy nor does it hold any amount of importance! ESPECIALLY to fapability! lesbians still get naked and have nice racks, its not like you were going to fuck ANYONE posted on this site anyways…

    People also seem to be nitpicking her pictures… she had hangnails and bad cuticles… possibly “bad” teeth and her arm has dark arm hair… I hate to break it to you guy, she has built her career on NOT being a Hollywood whore (much to my dismay). She is from HALIFAX!!!! a medium sized Canadian city… for god sakes… I don’t think it is THAT similar to California or LA :P

    She looks like a real person, probably because she is one.

    On the bright side of all of this… maybe she will get a spot on the L word or something :P

  • 14 01 2008
  • 30.  Gadzooks (19:48:10) :

    oo I forgot, I liked juno, it was funny and over the top

    Just like how it was written and supposed to be taken ^_^

  • 14 01 2008
  • 31.  Tony (20:01:06) :

    Holy shit! Get a load of the first three pics. She’s got Wolf Man arms! Is her dad Robin Williams?

    And just cuz someones PLAYS a lesbian doesn’t mean they ARE a lesbian. Although if it did turn out to be true it’d rate a 3.3 on the 10 point Shock Scale.

  • 14 01 2008
  • 32.  Donyo (20:37:07) :

    Ellen Feiss > Ellen Page

  • 14 01 2008
  • 33.  GDZOOKS (21:07:25) :

    lulz at sleep deprived semi drugged mac girls ^_^

  • 14 01 2008
  • 34.  Chuck (23:43:02) :

    1. I´d hit it

    2. I´d hit it real hard

    3. I´d hit it like a drum

  • 15 01 2008
  • 35.  Osama Bin Laden (00:08:50) :

    1) AB ROCKS!!! TY!!!

    2) Just cause she’s a dyke doesn’t mean she doesn’t need cock. Just get her alone at a party, or in a MMF and drill the fuckjuice out of her. Because the only thing a dyke really needs is the right cock(s).

  • 15 01 2008
  • 36.  JRC (00:29:14) :

    Crap dude…have they discovered the wheel in your clan yet? Nice opinion of lesbians you got there. :/

  • 15 01 2008
  • 37.  Maniacus (01:11:18) :

    This has been theorized in the past few months. However it has been revealed all over the web already that the curve article was misquoted online. I’m paraphrasing, however it actually states that although Ellen Page is NOT a lesbian, she has a strong lesbian following.

    Although it may be seen as dykie to some, Ellen Page is mainly goth/punk. but she does not munch fur burgers.

  • 15 01 2008
  • 38.  matt (01:14:50) :

    am i the only one who’s not a fan of the pics that are so high-res you can see unabrow and chin hair?

  • 15 01 2008
  • 39.  matt (01:15:57) :

    unibrow?

  • 15 01 2008
  • 40.  Xan (02:46:37) :

    i waited til 40 comments to chime in just to say. from a far, shes ok, but up close she FTL/EF(epic fail).

  • 15 01 2008
  • 41.  Brokest Joke (03:00:07) :

    Juno was hilarious, when her water break she scream “THUNDER CATS ARE GO!”

  • 15 01 2008
  • 42.  Milhouse (04:24:49) :

    Can’t she afford a Bic?

    But I’d still hit it.

  • 15 01 2008
  • 43.  Perez Hilton (10:34:22) :

    Give my site content back! I discuss the hollywood bullshit, you post the celeb flesh.

  • 15 01 2008
  • 44.  Coolstream (10:57:23) :

    under age celeb flesh preferably….

    remember the good old days?

  • 15 01 2008
  • 45.  Justin L (14:45:49) :

    if you can’t imagine a woman who doesn’t like men, then you can’t imagine a man who doesn’t like men. we’re all a weird lottery of different traits, and any combination of personality and physical traits can come together.

  • 16 01 2008
  • 46.  GDZOOKS (02:07:36) :

    lets not get into a nature vs nurture debate here…

  • 16 01 2008
  • 47.  JRC (04:00:24) :

    Justin L makes sense.

  • 16 01 2008
  • 48.  wannaramble (12:59:12) :

    wow- the arm hair is distracting. Why is there no “norm” that guides the removal of arm hair as there is for legs?

    Juno was ok, but I thought Juno’s unremitting cleverness became irritating.

  • 17 01 2008
  • 49.  nigelbrown (19:01:23) :

    She has hairy arms. like a gorillia.

  • 17 01 2008
  • 50.  JRC (20:29:52) :

    So, how many more retards are going to chime in about her “hairy arms” as if they were the first person on the planet to notice? For fucks sake, you would think that no one reads the previous posts in these threads.

    Big deal if she has hairy arms! Do you whiners screw arms? Let me rephrase that… if you were ever have the slim chance to have sex with another human being (not a doll) in your lifetimes, would you enquire about her hairy arms before making love to them? I doubt it. Just like I doubt that any of you whiners going on about hairy arms have ever seen a naked human being in real life.

    Start worrying about more important things than hairy arms for the love of christ.

  • 17 01 2008
  • 51.  Tony (22:21:21) :

    ^^^

    JRC = sucks

    STFU already!

  • 17 01 2008
  • 52.  zomg (23:36:21) :

    in b4 “Tony = nigelbrown”

  • 18 01 2008
  • 53.  2Big (01:25:27) :

    Listen, shitstain. If you hate everyone who comments on this site so much, why the fuck do you keep posting? Stop wasting our time & go jerk off to gay porn.

  • 18 01 2008
  • 54.  JRC (07:55:04) :

    How old are you again Tony? Mid 20’s? Do us all a favor, faggot – either grow up or go with the flow. Either way, you’re the bitch who needs to STFU and die already, stupid cunt. Like I said elsewhere, some of you dudes in your early 20’s around here are less mature than some 13 year old girls that I know. Seriously, for morons like you, it’s time to move out of your parents house and get a life. And purchase a brain while you’re at it.

    2Big (Channel Zero most likely – chickenshit), if your lame comment was directed at me, you can stick it up your ass. Who said that I hated everyone who posted here??? I actually think that quite a few people here are cool. 85% of you are fucking idiots. I mean fuck me…if the only comment that the monkey brains can make is “heh, she has hairy arms”, repeatedly, anyone sane will be forced to make a derisive remark about that…

    Gay porn? Puhleeeeease – they way some of you douchebags put down these girls at DLT, I think that they need to start questioning their sexuality. Laughable…

  • 18 01 2008
  • 55.  JRC (08:02:41) :

    And yeah – for the record, I can give a shit if her arms are hairy. Unlike you dipshits who are bitching so much about them, some of us can overlook petty and meaningless shit like that. I think that she rocks – thanks again for starting these Ellen Page threads, Justin and AB.

  • 18 01 2008
  • 56.  Justin L (10:00:35) :

    “some of you dudes in your early 20’s around here are less mature than some 13 year old girls that I know”

    hook me up.

  • 18 01 2008
  • 57.  JRC (16:14:21) :

    sigh – make that 86%

  • 18 01 2008
  • 58.  Coolstream (23:53:50) :

    this post is filled with win and butterflies

    JRC is my hero

    and ellen page is hawt

  • 20 01 2008
  • 59.  Alex (22:30:11) :

    I want to pluck that girl’s eyebrows so bad ): What is up with those.

  • 28 01 2008
  • 60.  JRC (18:02:19) :

    58 – lol awesome!

    That was not me btw…

  • 28 01 2008
  • 61.  Tony (20:10:47) :

    #54

    JRC = no life.

  • 28 01 2008
  • 62.  JRC (21:35:30) :

    I repeat Tony – go with the flow, dummy. 10 days to reply?

    Tony = fat, bald pedo loser

  • 20 08 2008
  • 63.  al (18:14:14) :

    Ellen Page on her young knees sucking my virginslayer cock till I squirt love juice into her sweet,sweet mouth.Dyke or not it would be heaven hearing her gulp my testical tapioca

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