43 thoughts on “I’M FUCKING MATT DAMON”

  1. Whats with her nose?

    #1 | Comment by D — February 3, 2008 @ 11:46 am

  2. Second

    #2 | Comment by Orlandpark77 — February 3, 2008 @ 11:58 am

  3. I’d fuck Silverman, but only if I duct tape her mouth shut…except maybe a hole… Damon could watch

    #3 | Comment by TheMan — February 3, 2008 @ 12:14 pm

  4. I agree with theman.

    #4 | Comment by Dan-o — February 3, 2008 @ 1:10 pm

  5. I would fuck her, but only because she is a female. Those are my standards.

    #5 | Comment by Jack — February 3, 2008 @ 2:25 pm

  6. I just beat assassins creed. what a sic game…ya i know completly unrelated to this post

    but aperantly Kristin bell played the voice of lucy in the game

    #6 | Comment by Tom Foolery — February 3, 2008 @ 3:05 pm

  7. id too have to tape her mouth close….except for a hole. and id prolly have to shave her too….her eyebrows, prolly her underams and maybe even her bush.

    #7 | Comment by Xan — February 3, 2008 @ 5:04 pm

  8. for some reason, ive always pictured silverman with an angry bush like the chick in Waiting.
    even knowing that going in, i would still hit it.

    #8 | Comment by Mrshadow — February 3, 2008 @ 5:12 pm

  9. lol the video was funny who cares about silverman

    #9 | Comment by lawl — February 3, 2008 @ 5:15 pm

  10. Sara Silverman is the hottest jew known to man.

    Also the sluttiest female, almost equivalent to female ninjas, very slutty indeed.

    #10 | Comment by Chris — February 3, 2008 @ 5:32 pm

  11. 10. Idunno man, she’s def. fuckable, but for me the hottest Jew known to man would be a toss up between Natalie or Bar. And boy, I do love me a Joo.

    #11 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — February 3, 2008 @ 6:12 pm

  12. Oh, and I wouldn’t tape up her mouth just to I could fuck her angry.

    #12 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — February 3, 2008 @ 6:13 pm

  13. *so, goddamit.

    #13 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — February 3, 2008 @ 6:13 pm

  14. Awesome video. lol

    I think that the consensus is, that almost all of us would fuck her. I like Israelis. 🙂

    #14 | Comment by JRC — February 3, 2008 @ 8:26 pm

  15. This is funnier when you see what Jimmy Kimmel has done to Matt Damon.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=-PZNfOZXPJk

    #15 | Comment by sodapopinski — February 3, 2008 @ 9:57 pm

  16. 15 – Yeah, but that’s a running gag that Kimmel has with Matt Damon. That bit with them together was obviously scripted. 🙂

    #16 | Comment by JRC — February 3, 2008 @ 10:14 pm

  17. lol wut?

    #17 | Comment by ohmyDog — February 4, 2008 @ 1:09 am

  18. Shoshanna Lonstein was better.

    #18 | Comment by tool — February 4, 2008 @ 1:12 am

  19. @ 1
    Jew nose.

    I watched this yesterday, funny

    #19 | Comment by Lita — February 4, 2008 @ 1:19 am

  20. “Do a Jew for Jesus Day” is coming up soon I think.

    #20 | Comment by mister — February 4, 2008 @ 1:29 am

  21. the Giants deserve a post…maybe there cheerleaders or something?

    #21 | Comment by Xan — February 4, 2008 @ 1:32 am

  22. Haha, good stuffs.

    #22 | Comment by Kreuk — February 4, 2008 @ 2:15 am

  23. @21 Giants don’t have cheerleaders.

    #23 | Comment by Jeff — February 4, 2008 @ 2:57 am

  24. ^^^
    but the Patriot Girls were lookin pretty hawt.

    #24 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 4, 2008 @ 3:07 am

  25. You are correct who said Shoshonna Lonstein. Huge, huge, massive jugs FTW. Every time.

    #25 | Comment by Kewtr — February 4, 2008 @ 3:26 am

  26. ^^^
    What he said.

    There’s also Sarah Michelle Gellar, of course, but personally I would not.

    #26 | Comment by EmJee — February 4, 2008 @ 4:43 am

  27. I just remembered, we can close the “hottest Jew” contest right here because he winner is Bar Rafaeli.

    I mean for a start her fucking *name* is “Bar”, meaning you could legitimately say to your friends, “I’m going to the bar”, meaning, “I’m going to stick my dick into this fantastically hot woman”:

    http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/bar-rafaeli-1.jpg
    http://www.tuttogossip.com/images/gossip/B/Bar-Rafaeli-3.jpg
    http://ns4w.org/wp-content/photos/Bar_rafaeli_wallpaper.jpg

    #27 | Comment by EmJee — February 4, 2008 @ 6:38 am

  28. She has hairy Jew arms.

    #28 | Comment by Osama Bin Laden — February 4, 2008 @ 9:50 am

  29. that’s no Scotty Doesn’t Know! Not even close.

    It’s sounds like all of Silverman’s other not very funny songs.

    Nice boobs.

    #29 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 4, 2008 @ 12:49 pm

  30. funny but too long.. ya we get it..

    i think she’s hot.. probably a lame fuck tho.. most comedians i imagine being lame in bed.. so sarcastic and dark and nasty.. hard to imagine comedians enjoying anything.. they’re such angry assholes =)

    #30 | Comment by yawn — February 4, 2008 @ 1:41 pm

  31. why would matt damon do that…especially the lame good will hunting joke…this video = gay

    #31 | Comment by Random person — February 4, 2008 @ 3:18 pm

  32. 31 – And this hurt Matt Damon…how? :/

    #32 | Comment by JRC — February 4, 2008 @ 5:38 pm

  33. Scotty Doesn’t Know will always be Matt Damon’s only #1 song! Plus, he gets to grind with yummy Kristen Kruek!

    (Yessssss, all you tool’s, I know Matt Damon didn’t sing that song! Ben Afflec did!) 🙂

    #33 | Comment by MacDaddy — February 4, 2008 @ 10:03 pm

  34. After showing it to a few friends, the song is stuck in my head.

    AAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhh!

    #34 | Comment by Falcona — February 5, 2008 @ 11:48 am

  35. I just watched Rounders. Damon should have let Famke Janssen spend the night…

    #35 | Comment by JRC — February 5, 2008 @ 4:53 pm

  36. ^^^
    ya rly.

    #36 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 5, 2008 @ 4:57 pm

  37. Eurotrip sucked.

    #37 | Comment by Tony — February 5, 2008 @ 6:39 pm

  38. haha, daman is the man

    “it’s gonna be just like Eurotrip only its not gonna suck” – kumar

    #38 | Comment by Jon — February 6, 2008 @ 8:41 pm

  39. I thought it was common knowledge that 80% of the world population is f*cking Matt Damon ……so what’s she so happy about!
    been there done that

    #39 | Comment by Knodie — February 7, 2008 @ 1:37 pm

  40. Is that Carla from Cheers? Eww.

    #40 | Comment by The Pope — February 8, 2008 @ 7:51 pm

  41. ^^^

    Rhea Perlman comparison? Not even close….

    #41 | Comment by JRC — February 8, 2008 @ 9:10 pm

  42. Other much hotter Jews:

    http://www.amis-angels.com/models.htm

    #42 | Comment by Piskabrew — February 9, 2008 @ 2:35 pm

  43. Silverman is a babe, I’d lick to do it in her tuckus.

    #43 | Comment by Rick Cain — February 11, 2008 @ 5:45 am

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