Olivia Munn
8 02 2008Okay, I realize I confessed my love for Miranda Kerr recently, but I have to admit to also having a huge girlcrush on Olivia Munn, and her appearance on the cover of the latest issue of Complex magazine in an homage to Phoebe Cates’ classic scene in Fast Times At Ridgemont High just clinches it.
The photoshoot inside also pays tribute to some other comedy movie moments, such as Weird Science, Wayne’s World, Something About Mary, Dodgeball, and Dumb and Dumber.
Olivia’s interview with Complex only makes her hotter with gems like…
C: Have you learned a lot hosting G4’s sex advice segment “In Your Pants�
Olivia Munn: Still a virgin.C: A virgin?!
Olivia Munn: Oh, just in my ass. The other way, I’ve slept around a lot.
But apparently, I’ve got no shot and my love will forever go unrequited…
C: Looks aside, guys love you for being into or knowledgeable about a lot of “guy things.†Is there anything guys love that you don’t?
Olivia Munn: Um, eating vagina. And I don’t like watching baseball on TV. I love going to the games and eating, but it’s the most boring sport on TV.
Am cry. :(
First!!! Oooh, Ms. Olivia….dirty, dirty, bang, bang!!
Munn’s usually hot as all hell, but she’s all plastic and gross in these pics :(
also needs moar hi rez
I was troubled by your Longoria fascination, Munn more than makes up for it. Muchas gracias, she is delightful. Although she probably won’t be long-term hot, I don’t know why, I just don’t think she’ll hold up well.
More Munn for me! FTW
lol, they just re ran todays episode, and i fapped to that segment. awesome.
Yummy
2 - agreed…
Jesus Christ, what’s with the poor grammar in those quotes? I do not know who O. Munn is nor do i care, but next time, i hope they get an adult to interview her. These 10 year old reporters just aren’t cutting it anymore.
zzz…
25 years OLD. Please develop a jailbait fascination, ie - Justin.
25 is NOT that old ffs. your making me feel old =[
I find it hard to believe that she’s a virgin in the ass.
11 posts and yet and the FIRST to say this:
“I’d like to de-virginize that ass!”
Munnch. Munnch.
I hate putting my mouth where girls pee. GROSS.
Girl putting her mouth where I pee: NOT GROSS.
eh …
Munn isn’t that knowledgeable about guy stuff. I think saying guys love eating vagina is a bit of a stretch. You do it for the result, but if you had a choice you’d probably go for a nice sandwich from the local deli.
Unless you’re Ed Gein, then you’d probably go for a vagina on rye.
yawn
more chabert!
wow. im really shocked at some of these comments. but then again, most of the people posting here are 12, so it makes sense.
These shots are great, but don’t compare to the pics of her in the Leia Bikini. She was incredibly scorchtastic in that.
Olivia is definitely in my top 5 of “dream bangs.”
18 - Not this shit again. Xan, I really hope that you’re actually 12 years old as well, because I’d hate to think that a dude older than 18 is so childish and petty whenever a large group of people disagree with his taste in women… It’s getting real old to be honest. Notice that I don’t complain all the time anymore? Take advice from a 15 year old who’s turning 16 in a few months - teh whiney and cynical shit gets old after awhile.
I’d totally slay that.
Hey - is anyone else getting a blank page at DLT after they click on SUBMIT COMMENT? I usually get the same page to reload, but the past few days, I’m getting a blank page… :/ When I click to reload the page, I get an alert that “I’ve already posted that comment”, or some shit like that.
No big deal, just wondering…
Actually I’m 23 Xan. If I wasn’t, jailbait wouldn’t be jailbait ;)
more like olivia mannface
^^^
You beat me too it. This bitch is a fucking dog.
Man, there are some dead penises in the water here. Sorry the MAN fur hasn’t grown in little ones. Next time a hot girl is posted, I hope you children have figured out what your widdle tidbits can do. Dammit kids, fwapping is an enterprise not to be missed!! Hahah, fuckin’ adolescent wangs.
^^^ eh… Tony and Justin are like in their 20’s ya’ know?
lemme guess - Guest69 = Olivia Munn?
lol love her or hate her, most of the “love her” side are an uber-sensitive lot!
Uber-JRC? I’m gonna uber-spank your uber-face you uber-terdspelunker. Go hump bunnies in vomitedpoopcups!
28 - O rly? Good luck, fag. You must be new to the interwebs? Threatening online is lamer than your stupid user name, ya’ know?
Mac girl Justine Ezarik is way hotter than this chick
^^^ Yes, that is true. ^_^
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/06/01/justine_4_full_wideweb__470×300,0.jpg
^^^ Nevermind about the friggin’ link…apparently that website doesn’t like being hotlinked… :/
Trust me, grindmonkey tells the truth.
i hate links
try again
fail
Oh yeah. Hot.
http://www.thesmojo.com/images/justinetv.gif
munn is only hot with makeup… she’s pretty fug with the freckles without …
the doctor does not like freckles.
29 - If ya can’t handle the thunder then I’m not to sorry for you. I understand sometimes I can be very intimidating. Here’s some tips: grow a pair, drink V8 and remembering to kiss your pythons good night…which in your case might be strings of spaghetti. No worries dude, you to can be a winner!
36 - Yeah - pick the worst picture of her why don’t you… shit.
38 - lol newfag. Trust me, chode - you are not intimidating. Retarded, yes. Unfunny, yes. Intimidating, no. Here’s a protip for you, muffy: go back to the chan boards and troll the 12 year olds. You are way out of your element here.
37 - I agree with that. Unlike Mandy Moore, Olivia Munn best not leave the house without makeup.
Uh… wait. So won’t eat vagina… and that’s a problem? Angelbaby… that just means you have to eat for the both of you…
I clearly don’t see a problem…
39 - No worries Peter Pan. You too will age like the rest of us and you will find the attraction of women that us men already are aware of. Remember to appreciate your mom for the lunches she makes for you for elementary school and your dad for the electricity that you use for your solar system project you’re working on. Oh, spunk yourself blind pygmy-penis…ahhahahaahahha
i think JRC is really jessica chobot. just saying…
^^^
lolz.
it is quite funny how obviously jealous Teh Chobot is of Olivia.
43 - hmmm, so I guess that makes you a discouraged, lonely, and cranky old man, with no hope of ever bagging a real live woman?
42 - Oh hell, if I ever “age” like you, remind me to kill myself…
wait, what? that doesnt even make any sense Jessica…erm JRC.
Dude, seriously… if you can’t figure that out there is no hope for you.
45 - AHAHAHAA!!
#30: Meh. That chick just looks like a generic plastic Playboy girl. You can keep her. And then you can take a shower to get all her sludgy make-up off your face, clothes, sheets, etc. :-D
#37: You and I are on opposite sides - I fucking *love* Olivia Munn’s freckles. She looks so much hotter when they don’t try to cover her up and make her into some fake model. “Girl next door” (with a sly twinkle in her eye) FTW:
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/olivia-munn-the-break-up-world-premiere-cX82PC.jpg
Fucking gorgeous,!
And that’s bad how……..?
pffft Freckles only look good on little kids. :/
Saying FRECKLES only look good on little kids is just like saying small breasts only look good on little kids. Not true.
On a gross note: you just said you like little kids. Yeah… those little kids sure look good with those freckles…. eh, JRC?
^^^
Hilarious!!
50 - Little one, your logic has a wrench in its gears…..you sphincter pimple!
freckles are like glasses on women, they look good on some, not all. Olivia Munn IMO, can pull off both.
52 - Notice something, asshole? I’ve stopped talking to you. You’re too insane to have any discussion with because you throw in childish insults even worse than I do. Even I admit that I go over the top. If you surpass my annoying tendancies, you must be a complete ass. Get a clue.
Olivia Munn isn’t pretty enough to pull off freckles.
#53 I bet that’s not the only thing that Olivia Munn can pull off!
Hahahahahahhaaaaaaaaa …
#52
Asking if someone has noticed that you aren’t talking to them defeats the point you are trying to make. When Guest69 gets their clue you should ask them if you can borrow it.
Olivia without makeup and with freckles looking scorchingly hot:
http://i28.tinypic.com/30c3hty.jpg
nipply:
http://i27.tinypic.com/14nmsrk.jpg
#57: She looks amazing in that first one. Nice in the second too. I had never heard of her before AB’s post, but was much less than impressed. After your pics, I think she deserves more of a look.
she has a good personality to match as well, just watch attack of the show. you’ll see.
George, just STFU aiight? You fucking come around every 2 weeks out of nowhere trying to start up old shit with me. Ultimately, you’re the one who needs to get a clue.
57 - ugh…you guys can fantasize about her all you want. Do not want.
#58 - while those are both nice pics of the lovely Olivia, if you watch her on G4tv’s Attack of the Show sometime, her attractiveness will grow exponentially.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_pT07DlB_Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ_zModF-RI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOWb8idpQDA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kPT7vME6qs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnPgHsVJ5rw
^^
thats what im talking about
#60 You are gay.
Erm, no I’m not Mr. 12 year old. There happens to be a zillion other girls and women that I think are attractive, many of them hot - and some of them are posted at this site. Just because I’m not a lemming in this thread doesn’t make me gay. You, on the other hand are a fucking idiot, and on many occasions have proven it. Dipshit…
64 - Little one, little one, I cannot figure out why you are anti-Munn… scrotem-wrinkle….I have a theory though. You must still be at that stage where you think girls are “icky”(your age group’s words). Actually, that makes a lot of sense. …butt-plug…. All this time I thought you were just an hormonely, crabby adolescent and I now realize you are a “person of no pubes”…. Granted that was a time for many of us. …rhinocerous fart… But I’d figure at this age in your life you might be blowin’ up frogs or making a sibling’s Barbie and Ken have sex, not tryin’ to hang with the adults. Word of advice, you give up your age when you say you don’t like girls. Especially hot ones like Olivia Munn. …..oh yeah,… you’re a penis pump…..
#64 - Why so offensive? You must be a closet, self-hating homosexual.
Nancy boy.
LOL@65
you gotz the Tourettes syndrome.
anyway, Munn is as old as i assume most of us are, 25. so if you dont find her attractive, then maybe she just doesnt float your boat. i know i dont care for most blondes becuase they are blonde. other than that, some might find her too old, thats cool too. it happens. others might still be bitter that she replaced sarah lane. who (cares) knows
65 - Ancient shriveled one, ancient shriveled one….. you trying to convince the world that you’re mature is the only sad event going on in here, not the meh attitude I have towards your “stalking target”. Stop deluding yourself, asshole. You may be older than me, but anyone with a brain cell can tell who is the most sane… hint - it isn’t you. Why do I even waste my time with a fucked up retard like you anyway. You’re pissed off and trolling because I think that your “girlfriend” isn’t all that. Waaaaaaa. Chew on this… if you came across as remotely sane, I could respect you (kind of like I used to respect Justin L). But who am I fooling, you’ll just make your stupid typical reply of me playing with dolls and shit. Enjoy your superiority, bitch: you ain’t going to get respect in RL.
66 - LOL earth calling moron… I’m being offensive to you???? Shit… You do recall that out of the fucking blue you called me gay, right? And you also realize had you not mentioned that, you would have gone on with your useless life without me EVER directing anything your basement dwelling way, right? I doubt that you comprehend the hysterical irony in your last post, but oh well… keep it coming, cunt. You’re two sentence retorts are real entertaining. /sarcasm
67 - not tourettes… just immaturity.
Xan, she just doesn’t float my boat, you’re right. It isn’t because she’s too old either, because I like womenz like Eliza Dushku, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Jessica Alba, pre-Cruise Katie Holmes, and many others… and some are probably the same age as her. I’ve watched her on G4, and she just comes across as harsh and bitchy to me. And she doesn’t have much of a personality to make me reconsider her average appearance. Sarah Lane was cool, and I was sad when she left, but that doesn’t alter my opinion. Hell, they’re just normal people who happen to be on TV. To be honest, if DLT changed it’s format to blogging non-celebs., I’d be thrilled to death.
68 - You’re a dweeb. Who the hell cares. STFU and GBTW
#60
so does that mean you are still talking to me or not? Let me know.
70 - Yes.
69 - Well, you keep answering me, so YOU must care. You can go back to 4chan now, okay retard?
Sure, fancy man.
68 - Ok, ok, timeout….no wait….eat turd you mule spunk, hahaha,….ok, timeout. Dude, I really could care diddly about words exchanged about anyone on here. You’ve just proved yourself to be an easy target for teasing. I’d suggest ease up on the “world is out to specifically attack me and only me” mindset and realize not every insult is trying to be a “Scottish Claymore splitting your torso open from left to right, unfurling you innards”. Chill out and if you prefer pissed-off-mode, well …..timein…..that’s your prerogative Britney…or Bobby. ooooooo snap
73 - Ok, ok, timeout….no wait….eat turd you mule spunk, hahaha,….ok, timeout. Dude, I really could care diddly about words exchanged about anyone on here. You’ve just proved yourself to be an easy target for teasing. I’d suggest ease up on the “world is out to specifically attack me and only me†mindset and realize not every insult is trying to be a “Scottish Claymore splitting your torso open from left to right, unfurling you innardsâ€. Chill out and if you prefer pissed-off-mode, well …..timein…..that’s your prerogative Britney…or Bobby. ooooooo snap
The internet is serious business.
I’ll bet his body language gets haughty while he reads his own comments out loud. And his room is lit by the glow of a single neon pink flamingo.
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The internet is serious business.
I’ll bet his body language gets haughty while he reads his own comments out loud. And his room is lit by the glow of a single neon pink flamingo.
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The internet is serious business.
I’ll bet his body language gets haughty while he reads his own comments out loud. And his room is lit by the glow of a single neon pink flamingo.
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The internet is serious business.
I’ll bet his body language gets haughty while he reads his own comments out loud. And his room is lit by the glow of a single neon pink flamingo.
aww, it looks like JRC is broken. All his posts appear to be just copies of everyone else.
Don’t let the creativity die! I declare Friday to be JRC appreciation day! Everyone should post under the username JRC to maintain his high level of insult quality throughout DLT.
Free tacos for everyone as well! With clitter topping!
It’s kinda hard for JRC to come up with new, witty retorts when his enema pouch is running low on shablee.
It’s kinda hard for d00d to come up with new, witty retorts when his enema pouch is running low on shablee.
^^^^^
that’s what I thought.
82 - lol
I hope that you used my IP address as well as my name, Mr. Imposter… I do have to admit I’m flattered.
83 - Flattered like a penis that’s told it’ll never be erect anymore. Dude!!!, wasn’t that like the sweetest retort!!! Yea, I know JRC, Webster doesn’t have a word to define my awesomeness! I don’t want to hog the “more awesomer than JRC hill” from ya so let me know if you want any tips on how to be more awesomer than yourself!! Cool little dude, peace.
84 - Flattered like a penis that’s told it’ll never be erect anymore. Dude!!!, wasn’t that like the sweetest retort!!! Yea, I know Guest69, Webster doesn’t have a word to define my awesomeness! I don’t want to hog the “more awesomer than Guest69 hill†from ya so let me know if you want any tips on how to be more awesomer than yourself!! Cool little dude, peace.
Hey JRC, let’s see if we can get the comments up to 100. I figure it’d be pretty easy because you can’t let go. Always having to keep looking. So, if I keep on cutting you down with my sweet cut downs and you keep copying them and pasting them, then we should reach 100 before the end of the month. Keep up the hard work.
Hey Guest69, let’s see if we can get the comments up to 100. I figure it’d be pretty easy because you can’t let go. Always having to keep looking. So, if I keep on cutting you down with my sweet cut downs and you keep copying them and pasting them, then we should reach 100 before the end of the month. Keep up the hard work.
I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.
^^^
You got that right…
Olivia Munn is flawless in my opinion. She’s a real woman with real features , including freckles and a great attitude.
I love her sense of humor and her ability to roll with the punches. Anyone doubt that, read what chikipedia said about her…and yet she didn’t even seem remotely phased.
Munn might be cooler than Angelbaby, if that’s possible.
^^^
ya rly. Olivia might even be cooler than AngelBa-
wait, what?
am cry.
*sniff*
89 - Nooo JRC, your supposed to copy ’cause you’re a pissed off, agnst ridden pimple….. I know asparagus urine that has more consistency than you!!! …..just let go man…it’s cool…be a big boy…
92 -
Nooo Guest69, your supposed to post something humorous ’cause you’re a pissed off, agnst ridden pimple….. I know asparagus urine that has more consistency than you!!! …..just let go man…it’s cool…be a big boy…
*it’s “angst”, dipshit…*
Good looking girls are a dime a dozen. She’s attractive because she looks like she’s incapable of having a bad day.
“Olivia Munn is flawless in my opinion. She’s a real woman with real features , including freckles and a great attitude.
I love her sense of humor and her ability to roll with the punches. Anyone doubt that, read what chikipedia said about her…and yet she didn’t even seem remotely phased.”
+1
and its cute when she swears on camera when kevin pops a balloon.
#95 - …And when she swallowed that hot dog whole-hands free!
93 - Sorry JRC, you broke the rules of “I don’t give a damn what this asshole has to say.” Tsk, tsk. I thought you might actually be stronger than that. Alas, it is a shame you lost your cool. No longer worthy I shall retire from any further feud you cannot let go of. I just hope someday you’ll realize how lucky you were to be shat upon by awesomeness…………………………… ………………………………………………………………………………………………………. ………………………………………….you turd kernel.
Ahahahahahhhaahahha!
^^^
*shrug*
oooookay…
Kristen Bells photo shoot with Complex was way hotter then Olivia’s. Then again next to Kristen Bell Olivia looks like shit. Hell every woman looks like shit next to Kristen Bell