ELLEN PAGE

3 03 2008

Being a lesbian on SNL.

“Why does everything have to have a freakin’ label??

Why can’t I just hug a woman with my legs in friendship?”

UPDATE: Video added!


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62 responses to “ELLEN PAGE”

    3 03 2008
  • 1.  Jason (08:05:58) :

    hmmm, you think there was any truth to this sketch?

  • 3 03 2008
  • 2.  dizzle (08:15:20) :

    Who knows, Jason. That pose she’s in could go either way.

  • 3 03 2008
  • 3.  LazyTownFan (08:26:32) :

    :/ dont want

  • 3 03 2008
  • 4.  filthyfish (08:47:45) :

    pussy hug?

  • 3 03 2008
  • 5.  Ra (08:47:52) :

    I love lesbians
    Why can’t a woman just hug me with her legs in friendship?

  • 3 03 2008
    3 03 2008
  • 7.  Ra (08:52:03) :
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  • 8.  Brian (09:01:21) :

    She can wrap her legs around my head in friendship anytime!

  • 3 03 2008
  • 9.  LazyTownFan (09:01:52) :

    #7
    I watch it and laughed only two times…. not very funny…

  • 3 03 2008
  • 10.  Ra (09:08:25) :

    #9 Yea not funny, but I would still let her wrap her legs around me.

  • 3 03 2008
  • 11.  rtfreed (10:02:14) :

    I’m still upset over her dropping out of that new Sam Raimi flick, “Drag Me To Hell.”

  • 3 03 2008
  • 12.  Batman (10:28:19) :

    not intrested

  • 3 03 2008
  • 13.  MacDaddy (11:32:41) :

    bleh

  • 3 03 2008
  • 14.  Xan (11:35:04) :

    SNL is never funny. i wouldnt turn ellen page down.

  • 3 03 2008
  • 15.  Milhouse (12:02:51) :

    I’m getting tired of this chick. I want some fresh celebrity ass.

  • 3 03 2008
  • 16.  Zleet (12:30:15) :

    Scissoring FTW!

  • 3 03 2008
  • 17.  lawl (13:06:59) :

    ellen page is lame unfortunately

  • 3 03 2008
  • 18.  Ra (14:00:33) :

    I think we need this: Alyssa Milano – peta photoshoot
    not nude, but shes HOT

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4niCQUo46Vg

  • 3 03 2008
  • 19.  Gage (14:07:47) :

    #18:

    WAS hot. You’re holding onto the past.

  • 3 03 2008
  • 20.  Kewtr (14:13:20) :

    is ellen page even attractive?

  • 3 03 2008
  • 21.  Ra (14:17:06) :

    #19 Are you blind, gay, or just a little girl lover.
    Alyssa Milano is still very HOT, and would love for her to wrap those beautiful legs around me anytime.

  • 3 03 2008
  • 22.  El Payo (15:15:01) :

    Which just goes to prove my theory:

    Saturday Night Live is not funny.

  • 3 03 2008
  • 23.  AngelBaby (15:16:40) :

    #16 – scissor me timbers!

  • 3 03 2008
  • 24.  Gage (15:24:34) :

    #21: Milano is an attractive woman past her prime. Is that hard to grasp? Throw in an unattractive boob job and I’m not interested. I suppose that makes me “ghey”.

    See the official AB chart of female prime.

  • 3 03 2008
  • 25.  Ra (16:01:36) :

    #24 OK, no boob job

  • 3 03 2008
  • 26.  Tom Foolery (16:48:57) :

    meh

  • 3 03 2008
  • 27.  bleh (17:05:57) :

    new to this site…..what is FTW

  • 3 03 2008
  • 28.  Gage (17:35:50) :

    ^^^

    “Fritz The Walrus”

    It’s an inside joke. You dont get it.

  • 3 03 2008
  • 29.  dex (18:08:32) :

    *facepalm*
    It’s like WTF = what the fuck, but backwards.

  • 3 03 2008
  • 30.  The Pope (18:17:59) :

    Has there ever been anyone named “Ellen” that wasn’t gay? It’s like the female equivalent of “Justin”.

  • 3 03 2008
  • 31.  Pedro (18:22:22) :

    I´d hit it…!

    and her girlfriend, if she lets me!

  • 3 03 2008
  • 32.  Tony (19:09:22) :

    Almost there! Now just bring those legs a little further back…

  • 3 03 2008
  • 33.  underneon (19:33:09) :

    :(

  • 3 03 2008
  • 34.  Ron Dingleberry (20:07:22) :

    DO NOT WANT.

    Also, the unfunniest episode of SNL I have ever endured for the sake of the musical guest, and that’s SAYING something!

    More Emily Osment, plz

  • 3 03 2008
  • 35.  Taco (20:11:20) :

    she makes me wanna hurl

  • 3 03 2008
  • 36.  Gage (20:23:55) :

    “Feed The Worms”

  • 3 03 2008
  • 37.  Dr. Phil mmkay? (20:36:23) :

    23. beat me to it. : /

    Arrr Captain, thar be dykes ahoy!

  • 3 03 2008
  • 38.  mister (20:52:29) :

    ellen = who cares

  • 3 03 2008
  • 39.  Gage (20:57:18) :

    “Fresh Titty Waffles”

  • 3 03 2008
  • 40.  MadTV (23:33:52) :

    SNL is not funny neither is my name.
    STFU Gage. You are a pole smoker in disguise here.
    Milano cookies are hot past prime or not.
    Gage = GAY < Ellen Page

  • 4 03 2008
  • 41.  Gage (00:27:33) :

    I am less gay than Ellen Page? Burn?

    That’s clever what you did with “Milano Cookies”!

    “Frosted Teen Wasabi”

    What am I disguised as?

  • 4 03 2008
  • 42.  Mike (01:39:45) :

    She has the body of a stocky 10-year-old boy…

    She is gay.

  • 4 03 2008
  • 43.  tehpunk (02:48:11) :

    yeah i think that pretty muchs seals the deal.

    she even sounds like jodie foster. i’d still give her the high hard one.

  • 4 03 2008
  • 44.  BongoCLown (03:19:16) :

    #21 Isn’t it awesome that as soon as two people have a dispute about if a woman is hot or not the one arguing for the woman will call the other party gay. You don’t even have to guess if it’s going to happen in a discussion any more, you just know it’s going to.

  • 4 03 2008
  • 45.  Evil Monkey (04:00:55) :

    ^^^ man that argument was totally gaaayyy

  • 4 03 2008
  • 46.  Truth (04:24:26) :

    FTW means “for the win”. You may also find people saying FTL, which surprisingly enough is “for the lose”.

    Basically, scissoring is a very good thing :)

    *sorry to bust the rest of your balls for playing meanie (no pun intended)

  • 4 03 2008
  • 47.  NBN (05:59:04) :

    The funny thing is at the end of SNL after she’s done thanking everyone and just as their rolling the credits you can see the lead singer from the band Wilco totally checking out her chest.

  • 4 03 2008
  • 48.  WHERES DA PINK?! (06:08:22) :

    I’d hit it even if she is gay and somewhat resembles a boy. Needs some pink wig treatment.

  • 4 03 2008
  • 49.  tehpunk (06:20:48) :

    prediction:

    mark my words on this, and i really didn’t want to do it because i want to bang this nerd so hard…

    she will end up being the biggest ugliest nastiest man hating dyke that evar lived. no lipstick at all. just a fat slovenly activist dyke with pasty thighs, fat ass fucking face, and get involved in politics.

    someone archive my post so i can be famous in 7 years. i will gladly wait for vindication until tuesday to pay for vindication today.

    sincerely,
    tehpunk

  • 4 03 2008
  • 50.  Hams (09:06:00) :

    tehpunk: She’s gonna turn into Rosie O’Donnel?

  • 4 03 2008
  • 51.  DisconcertedGeorge (20:23:16) :

    I watched SNL and I came to realize that Ellen Page is the anti-sex.*

    She’s the absolute absence of begin hot. If she came into contact with someone who is the sex, like Keeley or Biel the universe would blow up.

    Luckily she probably just hangs around all the people who couldn’t qualify to be Avril’s friends, so the universe is probably safe.

    * judging from SNL, also the anti-funny as well.

  • 4 03 2008
  • 52.  Gageisnotgay (20:41:21) :

    Seeing this clip makes me laugh so hard. Wow, SNL is so funny! Ellen Page was great in it. I can’t wait to see more skits like this. Keep it up SNL!

    Everything needs to be the opposite.

  • 4 03 2008
  • 53.  Gage (20:51:09) :

    Thank you for the support. LOL.

    #46:
    I was wondering how many stupid “FTW” meanings I was going to have to put up before someone put the real meaning. I have a feeling #29 thought he was correct.

  • 4 03 2008
  • 54.  Gageisgay (21:00:59) :

    Do you live here gage?

    U suck gage and so does ellen page and andy whats his face except in the chronicles of narnia skit

    now i’ll go back to Who’s the boss and Charmed reruns

  • 4 03 2008
  • 55.  Gage (23:46:33) :

    Do I live “here”?

    In the Ellen Page post?

    Yes. Yes I do.

  • 5 03 2008
  • 56.  zomg (03:39:06) :

    Do… do you want us to leave?

  • 5 03 2008
  • 57.  LoomisG (10:47:41) :

    hmmm…BORING!!!!

  • 6 03 2008
  • 58.  me2 (19:22:06) :

    that’s what I imagine angelbaby looks like…

  • 7 03 2008
  • 59.  edc (17:54:56) :

    how can a show thats never been funny run for so long?

  • 7 03 2008
  • 60.  edc (17:55:57) :

    #58

    angelbaby looks like justin with a different name.

  • 5 01 2009
  • 61.  al (15:26:46) :

    uh, #19…#18 is right,Milano IS hot.

    Have I told you all how bad I want to cum in Ellen Pages sweet mouth?

  • 5 01 2009
  • 62.  Kevin (18:25:31) :

    Oh and Gage you asshole..who cares about” Prime” ?…Hot is hot

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