Well, if you hadn’t already known, Ellen Page dropped out of Sam Raimi’s upcoming return to horror ‘Drag Me To Hell’ citing scheduling differences.
🙁
So who’s gonna be replacing Ellen in the movie? Why, none other than a former obsession of mine, Alison Lohman!
Alison Lohman will replace Ellen Page in Sam Raimi’s horror film “Drag Me to Hell.”
The “Juno” Oscar nominee dropped out last week, facing a scheduling conflict after “Hell” was delayed because of a protracted preproduction period. It bumped against two other projects on Page’s dance card: the roller-derby comedy “Whip It!” and the thriller “Peacock.”
Producers were looking for another babyfaced star and found one in 28-year-old Lohman, best known for portraying a younger-than-her-years character in “White Oleander.” She recently voiced a role in “Beowulf,” and played a recovering addict in “Things We Lost in the Fire.”
I had a thing for her back in ’03 around the time Matchstick Men came out; notable for the fact that Alison was 24 playing a 14 year old in that movie (!).
Funnily enough, both her and Ellen Page fall into the category of chicks over 20 (almost 30 now in Lohman’s case…!) who still look like they’re 14! (Bonus!)
All in all, some pretty good news (for me at least) in spite of Ellen not being in the flick.
Some haters might even say it’s a good thing!?! Lots of Juno backlash going around..!
wow, that’s a pretty hawt pic of Alison. i’ve never seen that one before.
hi res plz kthx.
#1 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 5, 2008 @ 2:31 am
definitely a better choice. also, yeah, hires rootbeer needed.
#2 | Comment by Justin L — March 5, 2008 @ 2:32 am
picture is now clickable with added higher res loli pic…!
#3 | Comment by Justin — March 5, 2008 @ 2:45 am
nope, never heard of her. shes pretty average looking for an actress. oh well.
#4 | Comment by Xan — March 5, 2008 @ 2:56 am
I love Alison Lohman. Highly underrated actress who deserves to be getting more work.
#5 | Comment by hitokirivader — March 5, 2008 @ 3:15 am
Yeah, I felt the same way back when Matchstick Men came out. She definitely made Nic Cage worth tolerating.
#6 | Comment by zomg — March 5, 2008 @ 3:31 am
She was awesome in Where the truth lies
#7 | Comment by Kee Man — March 5, 2008 @ 3:39 am
not as awesome as rachel blanchard =)
#8 | Comment by DoctorOfStyle — March 5, 2008 @ 4:45 am
I’m with AB: HOT!
#9 | Comment by Milhouse — March 5, 2008 @ 5:05 am
I remember your Lohman posts. Then it was Mandy Moore, then Bynes, then Lohan for ages until more recently Panettiere. People like Evan Rachel Wood, Lacey Chabert and the Olsen twins came and went from time to time. I think Miley Cyrus will be your next obsession. Do you remember Zoe McClellan? You once posted some caps of her. After the D&D movie I thought she was hot but it was probably just Shiri Appleby withdrawal symptoms getting to me.
Lohman is amazingly cute. Last year I watched the 2004 dub of Nausicaa and actually want to screw her voice. Sorry, Alison. Healthy thoughts…
#10 | Comment by cobalt — March 5, 2008 @ 8:10 am
the boner is more firm with this one.
#11 | Comment by tehpunk — March 5, 2008 @ 9:08 am
*waves the ellen page flag*
#12 | Comment by Lobster — March 5, 2008 @ 9:49 am
I’d do her, just to say I did!
#13 | Comment by MacDaddy — March 5, 2008 @ 1:05 pm
That is a hot pic of that girl. I would like to eat her shit with a straw and choke on it. Then use my massive erection to slap myself on the back and dislodge her shit from my throat.
#14 | Comment by BK — March 5, 2008 @ 1:17 pm
great news
#15 | Comment by roscoe — March 5, 2008 @ 3:39 pm
Is it just me or does Alison Lohman and Ellen Page look almost identical?
#16 | Comment by ryan — March 5, 2008 @ 5:34 pm
Alison Lohman > Ellen Page
Ellen Page did seem a bit lesbianish to me, but hey, that’s her business.
I also must admit I did have the hots for Alison Lohman when Matchstick men came out. Those EYES are killer–big and yummy. I also wanted to jack my carrot while watching matchstick men because I thought she was cute. THen I felt disgusted with myself because I thought she was 14 and that would be weird because I’m not a pedo. Then I looked her up and found out she was like 26 or something. Then I just had to whack to her! HURRAY!
#17 | Comment by thetacokid — March 5, 2008 @ 7:34 pm
isn’t that Lohman up there at the top of the page alongside the Magnificent Seven (and Raven)?
Ellen Page FTL, for sure.
More Miley and her friend slumber party vids, plz
#18 | Comment by Ron DIngleberry — March 5, 2008 @ 7:43 pm
Uh no that’s Lohan.
#19 | Comment by zomg — March 5, 2008 @ 8:45 pm
good. ellen’s a lesbo dog, and allison’s hot.
#20 | Comment by Taco — March 5, 2008 @ 9:46 pm
Funny thing i went to high school with Alison i was an underclassmen though.
#21 | Comment by Rampage — March 5, 2008 @ 10:15 pm
i loooove alison lohman!
#22 | Comment by suzi — March 5, 2008 @ 10:27 pm
For “dropped out…citing scheduling differences”, read, “dropped out because her Oscar nomination can now get her parts in much better films.” 😉
#23 | Comment by EmJee — March 5, 2008 @ 11:22 pm
#19- I meant on the other side of Raven from Lohan. Who is that?
#24 | Comment by Ron DIngleberry — March 5, 2008 @ 11:47 pm
^^^
that would be Evan Rachel Wood.
#25 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 5, 2008 @ 11:58 pm
lindsay “cryptkeeper” lohan
#26 | Comment by Justin L — March 6, 2008 @ 12:10 am
thx, AB!!
#27 | Comment by Ron DIngleberry — March 6, 2008 @ 12:18 am
Page to Lohman, that’s a great upgrade.
#28 | Comment by Jenesis — March 6, 2008 @ 2:02 am
Alison showing all the goodies in Where the Truth Lies
#29 | Comment by flyboy — March 6, 2008 @ 3:09 am
Ellen Page is hotter though!!!
I still can’t get over her in the sports bra in Hard Candy..
but then again, Lohman with braces..
hmm… any girl with braces for that matter..
but she’s 28!??!?!?!?
#30 | Comment by OIB — March 6, 2008 @ 3:27 am
This thread led to me re-watching Matchstick Men.
#31 | Comment by zomg — March 6, 2008 @ 3:52 am
#14-all i have got to say wtf.
#21-yeah sure…proof please.
#26hahahahahahaomgsheergeniusnooneelsewouldasuitedthatmore.
page very hot i like. also lohmann
Message to justin or AB Jojo thread please!!!
#32 | Comment by izzadude — March 6, 2008 @ 2:37 pm
way hotter than ellen page thats for sure
#33 | Comment by lawl — March 6, 2008 @ 11:05 pm
It’s funny that no one has mentioned Big Fish, the movie she was in with Ewan McGregor. That was a decent weird little movie.
Here’s a nip slip of hers:
http://meganame.ru/uploads/20060314/alison_lohman_aureola_slip.jpg
Here it is bigger: http://www.joblo.com/moviehotties/picture_viewer.php?pic=http://www.joblo.com/moviehotties/images/oldmh/lohman-nipslip2.jpg&hottie=Alison+Lohman
#34 | Comment by MistaFisha — March 8, 2008 @ 2:53 am
…mmmm Puffy nipples!
She´s pretty hot!
Let´s hope she decides to get off a car with no panties on!
#35 | Comment by Vote for Pedro — March 8, 2008 @ 10:14 pm
#30 where is this picture? I would LOVE to see it! 😀 Is it on here somewhere. *excited*
And braces?! *ZOMGGGZZZ*
*even more excited*
LINKS PLEASE! 😀
-KiltBoy
#36 | Comment by KiltBoy — March 9, 2008 @ 4:55 am
Matchstick Men was on yesterday. She was twenty-fucking-four years old in that movie?
#37 | Comment by Tony — March 9, 2008 @ 10:49 pm
A scene with someone dining on Alison Lohman’s fur pie:
http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/14358
#38 | Comment by Tony — March 9, 2008 @ 10:54 pm
^^^
lesby eating at the Y ftw!
#39 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 9, 2008 @ 11:38 pm
Mmmm….Alison Lohman fur pie *drools*
More appetizing than Chloe Sevigny’s blowjob in “The Brown Bunny.”
#40 | Comment by Milhouse — March 10, 2008 @ 12:16 am
^^^
That scene is totally overrated.
#41 | Comment by Tony — March 10, 2008 @ 8:59 pm
to #14. – hell yeah! i would not only eat it, i’d let her squat over me and dump a big firm log of her shit into my waiting mouth. Yumm!
Then she could go off and have wild sex w/her boyfriend, while I just lay there and masterbate………
#42 | Comment by The Skooge — January 21, 2009 @ 2:55 pm