Is that not the most perfect ass you have ever seen??
I printed out the photo of her leaning over the rail and taped it to the wall in front of my wifes Treadmill with the tagline, “Get your ass to look like this, and you never have to worry about me and your younger sister again!!”
(I apologize if my spelling is bad, I am having trouble seeing out of 1 eye now!)
#15 Yeah, because we all want pretty manicured handjobs. Pounding her ASS has never came across our minds. In fact, I wouldn’t dare think of such a thing…. no, just no.
Megan Fox > Petra > Olivia Munn > Red-head from Tatu > Bar > Michelle Trachtenberg > Eva Mendes > Anna Popplewell > Brunette from Tatu > Kristen Bell > Miley Cyrus
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by LazyTownFan — May 23, 2008 @
11:35 pm
I don’t think that’s a cameltoe; it looks like the seam on her pants. 🙁
Will still fap to these pics, though.
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by Milhouse — May 24, 2008 @
1:45 am
^^^ I know what you’re saying and I think in some pics it’s not cameltoe, only the seam. But some pics are definetly Cameltoe. Take Pic 30 for example (the one where she is gasping), the cameltoe is clearly not the seam as it is about an inch to the right of it.
So feel free to fap with pride. Thats not cameltoe-like thats the real deal.
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by Evil Monkey — May 24, 2008 @
5:03 am
Even if she were to stand there with her piss-flaps actually hanging out, I wouldn’t be able to get past those dead little Will Ferrel eyes.
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by ShagmanX — May 24, 2008 @
10:21 am
well that didn’t work .. ah hell.
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by ShagmanX — May 24, 2008 @
10:22 am
I would like to honor America’s fallen fighting men and women by taking this entire Memorial Day Weekend and spending it up inside that ass. I mean DAMN !
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by Dr. Disgusto — May 24, 2008 @
2:44 pm
Her ass isn’t that epic but it’s very nice. I suggest you have a BBQ or something… as it’s not possible to crawl into the depths of Bell’s tight ass just yet. Someday.
well, if she would date the guy seen in this article then she can’t be too picky, at least aesthetically. he could be brilliant, charming, and rich, though.
#30 – Wow, and to think we all had a chance. You always imagine these girls with either a total stud or a filthy rich producer or studio head. He looks to be neither of these. In fact he looks like nothing more than a loser-pedo who spends his days fapping on the internet and playing video games. In other words, he looks like he could be one of us!
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by Evil Monkey — May 24, 2008 @
7:15 pm
I would be out of her league if she were a nobody. she really isn’t that cute.
39. Her lips would be pulled back in rigor from the amazing O I would be giving her with my semi-legendary prowess. Even Jesse Ventura would have to say ima “seckshyall tyrannysaurus!”
At least that’s what all the Mexican hookers say. Well not really; they say “Tu es un tyrannysaurus de seckso,” but it costs $5 extra.
Wow, there’s some real sarcasm/irony confusion going on here. I’m having to consult my dictionary just to keep up. A rusty droid like Kristen Bell just won’t do.
How can anyone conisder Kristen overrated when you guys talk about Anglina Jolie jr. Opps I mean Megan Fox. There is nothing special about that girl at all. I mean she even got her lips injected to look like Angelina(who is also was over rated). She says crap like she has the sex drive of a teen boy. Well if you ask me why would you say you have the sex drive of a teen BOY. Why not just a teen. Teen girls are also horny.
Kristen on the other hand has class. She is has talent. She has one of the best if not the best body in hollywood. She is just about as close to perfect as you can get.
“I don’t need makeup. I’m kristen bell.” – do so.
#1 | Comment by Justin L — May 23, 2008 @ 10:51 am
^^^
Whatever.
#2 | Comment by Mike — May 23, 2008 @ 10:59 am
Yay for camel toe, but Kristen is way overrated.
Oh well, vag is vag.
#3 | Comment by ZekeDMS — May 23, 2008 @ 11:07 am
More Popplewell!
#4 | Comment by DrunkenTech — May 23, 2008 @ 11:10 am
mmmmmm, BELL!
love her in these pics, but you are missing the ones of her ass..It looks soooo fine in those pants!
Camel Toe is a huge plus tho!
#5 | Comment by MacDaddy — May 23, 2008 @ 11:18 am
“mmmmmm, BELL!”
you mean, mmmmmm, FAIL!
#6 | Comment by Xan — May 23, 2008 @ 11:31 am
Mmmmmm camel toe… yeah Sucktastic had the same pictures showing her wonderful ass…
#7 | Comment by TheMan — May 23, 2008 @ 11:53 am
#5, ok, gallery updated, now with more ass!
#8 | Comment by Justin — May 23, 2008 @ 12:36 pm
Yay! Sweetness.
#9 | Comment by DD — May 23, 2008 @ 12:51 pm
agreed, memorable ass shots
#10 | Comment by Justin L — May 23, 2008 @ 1:41 pm
Justin FTW!
Is that not the most perfect ass you have ever seen??
I printed out the photo of her leaning over the rail and taped it to the wall in front of my wifes Treadmill with the tagline, “Get your ass to look like this, and you never have to worry about me and your younger sister again!!”
(I apologize if my spelling is bad, I am having trouble seeing out of 1 eye now!)
#11 | Comment by MacDaddy — May 23, 2008 @ 2:14 pm
can I borrow your treadmill?
#12 | Comment by Justin L — May 23, 2008 @ 2:59 pm
I don’t care if her acting/singing/dancing/whatever is overrated, that’s one fantastic ass.
#13 | Comment by Art Vandelay — May 23, 2008 @ 3:04 pm
Wow Justin, this is spectacular work.
Picture 30 –> Picture 31.
Is it me or did she like, gasp, then go to the horse? She digs the cock, no?
#14 | Comment by Voyeurism — May 23, 2008 @ 3:53 pm
eeewwww check out pic #17
she has old ladies’ hands.
#15 | Comment by zen — May 23, 2008 @ 4:39 pm
#15 Yeah, because we all want pretty manicured handjobs. Pounding her ASS has never came across our minds. In fact, I wouldn’t dare think of such a thing…. no, just no.
#16 | Comment by SUPHER — May 23, 2008 @ 5:04 pm
Fucking flawless!
#15 is mental!
#17 | Comment by Brian — May 23, 2008 @ 5:58 pm
seen weezer’s pork and beans video that’s based on youtube memes?
#18 | Comment by Justin L — May 23, 2008 @ 8:19 pm
Weezer SUCKS
#19 | Comment by SUPHER — May 23, 2008 @ 9:02 pm
Current frontpage rankings:
Megan Fox > Petra > Olivia Munn > Red-head from Tatu > Bar > Michelle Trachtenberg > Eva Mendes > Anna Popplewell > Brunette from Tatu > Kristen Bell > Miley Cyrus
#20 | Comment by Nobody — May 23, 2008 @ 9:54 pm
miley > megan > tatu > kristen > nothing > rest
barfy the arousal slayer < *
#21 | Comment by Justin L — May 23, 2008 @ 10:41 pm
#4 YES
#22 | Comment by LazyTownFan — May 23, 2008 @ 11:35 pm
I don’t think that’s a cameltoe; it looks like the seam on her pants. 🙁
Will still fap to these pics, though.
#23 | Comment by Milhouse — May 24, 2008 @ 1:45 am
^^^ I know what you’re saying and I think in some pics it’s not cameltoe, only the seam. But some pics are definetly Cameltoe. Take Pic 30 for example (the one where she is gasping), the cameltoe is clearly not the seam as it is about an inch to the right of it.
So feel free to fap with pride. Thats not cameltoe-like thats the real deal.
#24 | Comment by Evil Monkey — May 24, 2008 @ 5:03 am
Even if she were to stand there with her piss-flaps actually hanging out, I wouldn’t be able to get past those dead little Will Ferrel eyes.
#25 | Comment by cobalt — May 24, 2008 @ 7:44 am
#25 – What eyes? picture
#6. I’m just saying.
#26 | Comment by ShagmanX — May 24, 2008 @ 10:21 am
well that didn’t work .. ah hell.
#27 | Comment by ShagmanX — May 24, 2008 @ 10:22 am
I would like to honor America’s fallen fighting men and women by taking this entire Memorial Day Weekend and spending it up inside that ass. I mean DAMN !
#28 | Comment by Dr. Disgusto — May 24, 2008 @ 2:44 pm
Her ass isn’t that epic but it’s very nice. I suggest you have a BBQ or something… as it’s not possible to crawl into the depths of Bell’s tight ass just yet. Someday.
#29 | Comment by SUPHER — May 24, 2008 @ 5:04 pm
well, if she would date the guy seen in this article then she can’t be too picky, at least aesthetically. he could be brilliant, charming, and rich, though.
#30 | Comment by Justin L — May 24, 2008 @ 6:04 pm
Or he could be hung like a cloverfield monster.
#31 | Comment by SUPHER — May 24, 2008 @ 6:18 pm
#30 – Wow, and to think we all had a chance. You always imagine these girls with either a total stud or a filthy rich producer or studio head. He looks to be neither of these. In fact he looks like nothing more than a loser-pedo who spends his days fapping on the internet and playing video games. In other words, he looks like he could be one of us!
#32 | Comment by Evil Monkey — May 24, 2008 @ 7:15 pm
I would be out of her league if she were a nobody. she really isn’t that cute.
#33 | Comment by Justin L — May 24, 2008 @ 7:24 pm
does she have dentures? she does have a nice ass though ill give her that.
#34 | Comment by lawl — May 24, 2008 @ 11:14 pm
^^^
I doubt there’s a single organic substance in that smile/perpetual grimace.
#35 | Comment by cobalt — May 25, 2008 @ 11:17 am
swallow?
#36 | Comment by Tanzarian — May 25, 2008 @ 12:11 pm
Ar those real? http://rapidshare.com/files/102473785/Audrina_Patridge.rar
#37 | Comment by Germanist — May 25, 2008 @ 12:32 pm
I’d hit it. From behind. From the front too if she’d wear a boxing mouthpiece so i wouldn’t have to look at her nasty gums.
#38 | Comment by mister — May 26, 2008 @ 8:52 pm
I doubt she’d be smiling
#39 | Comment by Justin L — May 26, 2008 @ 8:58 pm
37 they are fake if that’s what you are asking
#40 | Comment by lawl — May 27, 2008 @ 12:11 am
hmmmm
#41 | Comment by jon — May 27, 2008 @ 12:31 am
So great are these pictures that if I could be remembered for one thing, it is looking at these pictures.
#42 | Comment by Guy Perkins — May 27, 2008 @ 8:19 am
Mackenzie Rosman is kissing a girl with tounge
http://egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/mackenzie-rosman/mackenzie-rosman-is-kissing-girls-with-tongue-003623
How do we submit possible stories? Is there an email address for suggestions?
#43 | Comment by Lita — May 27, 2008 @ 10:22 am
more she bear
#44 | Comment by meh — May 27, 2008 @ 11:46 am
mackie pad: boring.
chabert: keep it away from me.
#45 | Comment by Justin L — May 27, 2008 @ 12:47 pm
39. Her lips would be pulled back in rigor from the amazing O I would be giving her with my semi-legendary prowess. Even Jesse Ventura would have to say ima “seckshyall tyrannysaurus!”
At least that’s what all the Mexican hookers say. Well not really; they say “Tu es un tyrannysaurus de seckso,” but it costs $5 extra.
#46 | Comment by mister — May 27, 2008 @ 10:08 pm
if you’re so great, why are you paying for it?
#47 | Comment by Justin L — May 27, 2008 @ 10:14 pm
^^^ missed the day they taught “irony” in 8th grade
#48 | Comment by mister — May 27, 2008 @ 10:16 pm
odd response, given that I was pointing out the irony
#49 | Comment by Justin L — May 27, 2008 @ 10:21 pm
Wow, there’s some real sarcasm/irony confusion going on here. I’m having to consult my dictionary just to keep up. A rusty droid like Kristen Bell just won’t do.
#50 | Comment by cobalt — May 28, 2008 @ 9:16 am
Your statement does do a good job of describing the basic incongruity at the heart of the irony. So thanks.
#51 | Comment by mister — May 28, 2008 @ 8:51 pm
How can anyone conisder Kristen overrated when you guys talk about Anglina Jolie jr. Opps I mean Megan Fox. There is nothing special about that girl at all. I mean she even got her lips injected to look like Angelina(who is also was over rated). She says crap like she has the sex drive of a teen boy. Well if you ask me why would you say you have the sex drive of a teen BOY. Why not just a teen. Teen girls are also horny.
Kristen on the other hand has class. She is has talent. She has one of the best if not the best body in hollywood. She is just about as close to perfect as you can get.
#52 | Comment by Rob — June 5, 2008 @ 9:50 am
Kristen Bell looks like a cross between Dan Dare and Will Ferrel. Dead little eyes, square jaw, reconstructed smile.
She would have made a good Fox News anchor or Nazi death camp Matron. Or a combat model replicant.
Too bad she won’t live forever.
#53 | Comment by cobalt — June 5, 2008 @ 4:00 pm