It’s about that time…
Time for a new Keeley spread! This time in the June issue of Nuts (lolz) magazine.
EPIC B(.)(.)BS FTW.
Keeley Hazell
dont link this
WAUGH!
It’s about that time…
Time for a new Keeley spread! This time in the June issue of Nuts (lolz) magazine.
EPIC B(.)(.)BS FTW.
First!
#1 | Comment by Pwnt — June 4, 2008 @ 6:21 am
She used to be cuter
#2 | Comment by Observant — June 4, 2008 @ 6:25 am
^^^
she used to be younger.
#3 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 4, 2008 @ 6:55 am
Damn you linear timeline!
#4 | Comment by Crawley — June 4, 2008 @ 7:20 am
Better than ever.
#5 | Comment by INOP — June 4, 2008 @ 7:23 am
this has no appeal beyond generic porn value, and it has modest porn value.
#6 | Comment by Justin L — June 4, 2008 @ 8:14 am
^^^
the management is sorry that fubar couldn’t serve your fapping needs today. perhaps there is something on nickelodeon or the disney channel that will suffice.
#7 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 4, 2008 @ 8:54 am
flapping you mean. all the flappy FAIL badness a guy could ask for. I tried watching the disney channel once. ‘raven the hutt’ came on and I puked in my mouth. never again.
#8 | Comment by Justin L — June 4, 2008 @ 9:15 am
YaY AB, you are indeed My Angel!
Branden over at WWTDD seems to have an aversion to Keeley’s delicious posterior. All he would post is the boobies! (Not that I should be complaining, but mmmmm, just look at that ass!!)
My tongue would do so many magical things to her, she’d think she was in a trance cast on her by the Good Porn Witch of the North! (Or at least a ruffied enduced coma!)
#9 | Comment by MacDaddy — June 4, 2008 @ 9:59 am
PS. Extra bonus points for the super enhanced/up close photos. I was sitting so close to my screen that one of her nipples actually poked me in the eye!
#10 | Comment by MacDaddy — June 4, 2008 @ 10:02 am
geezus-fuck, £1.50 for Nuts now? Definitely not worth it for a few boobs and jokes each week you can get online. When it came out like 4years ago i remember it being 60p – and even then i’d go for Zoo Weekly instead.
#11 | Comment by Sheepdog — June 4, 2008 @ 12:04 pm
My instinctive response was to give her some shit, but after actually seeing the pics I’d rather give her something else.
Not the finger, btw. Well, maybe to get things warmed up.
#12 | Comment by cobalt — June 4, 2008 @ 12:16 pm
she looks gross
#13 | Comment by Neve Campbell — June 4, 2008 @ 12:28 pm
that she does, Neve. that she does.
#14 | Comment by Justin L — June 4, 2008 @ 12:30 pm
#13 – you shut up, Neve Campbell! i’ve seen your boobs, and you’ve got no room to talk about gross, honey.
#15 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 4, 2008 @ 12:41 pm
Hawt as always. The photos were a little generic though. We’ve seen this girl naked enough that you’d hope they’d do something a little more unique.
It’s kindof ‘been there, done that’
Not litterally ‘been there, done that’. If it was I would now be ‘been there, done that, wondering how to do it again, and how I ever got to do it in the first place’.
#16 | Comment by Evil Monkey — June 4, 2008 @ 12:50 pm
“You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much eye makeup. People think she’s a whore.”
natural Keeley > whored up Keeley
#17 | Comment by El Payo — June 4, 2008 @ 1:04 pm
^^^
Ferris Bueller quote ftw.
#18 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 4, 2008 @ 1:06 pm
Eh Jojo is better partly because she is cuter, partly because running from the law is fun. Keely is like ice cream. Still sweet when you are in the mood but anyone can have a lick…
#19 | Comment by Kahula — June 4, 2008 @ 1:07 pm
Damn she’s hot.
#20 | Comment by Nobody — June 4, 2008 @ 1:10 pm
Hmmm… I don’t get what is so great about her. Sure, she has some nice tits. And she has a good body. But her tits are the same every single time, I don’t see why every time she shows them off it is a big deal. If she changed it up now and then, and would wear less and were to show more, she would be much better, in my opinion. I saw her sex tape; that was good material. She has a pretty cunt. If she were to show it off, then I would take interest in her some more. But she doesn’t, she is just repetitive and boring.
#21 | Comment by Paragon — June 4, 2008 @ 1:27 pm
and she’s rapidly growing less attractive over time
#22 | Comment by Justin L — June 4, 2008 @ 1:28 pm
Gross =( this site is way off the mark so often, LITTLE gurls is what we demand!
#23 | Comment by YoungFTW — June 4, 2008 @ 2:04 pm
Of all the jailbait rotating on this site, JoJo is the ugliest. If all young girls looked like her there would only be about two or three pedophiles the world over.
#24 | Comment by cobalt — June 4, 2008 @ 2:12 pm
She peaked with that out of frame home porn
Nice rack thou, but unless its in my mouth I’ve seen it before.
#25 | Comment by no homo — June 4, 2008 @ 3:03 pm
#15 – at least i’m brave enough to show my boobs, when are YOU gonna show your boobs?!?
#26 | Comment by Neve Campbell — June 4, 2008 @ 4:08 pm
^^^
just as soon as Hollywood gives me a movie deal.
#27 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 4, 2008 @ 4:38 pm
Sure, we’ve seen these before, but at least it’s something different than Jojo’s covered-up floppies.
I also appreciate that Keely is topless all the time. It’s much easier that way, and enables me to save my imagination for better things, like wondering if AB will oblige #26. 🙂
#28 | Comment by Bender — June 4, 2008 @ 4:48 pm
Oh, damn. Well, would a home movie deal count?
#29 | Comment by Bender — June 4, 2008 @ 4:49 pm
Hi, my name is John Hollywood. I’d like to offer you a movie deal.
#30 | Comment by Nobody — June 4, 2008 @ 5:14 pm
Yay tits!
No Gemma? 🙁
#31 | Comment by Tony — June 4, 2008 @ 5:52 pm
Ridiculously large mammary glands. Blech!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
#32 | Comment by bbr — June 4, 2008 @ 6:54 pm
Justin gave us JoJo boobs, AB gave us Keeley boobs. AB wins.
#33 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — June 4, 2008 @ 8:26 pm
keeley is done for. shes old news, she never really recovered form that sextape for most people.
with that being said, where’s:
Katie-Marie Cork
Sophie Howard
Lindsey Strutt
not to forget…Lucy Pinder
#34 | Comment by Xan — June 4, 2008 @ 10:09 pm
The cognitive dissonance between her tits and some guy using the word bloke… its like watching Mary Poppins take it up the ass.
“Tell me Mary, d’ya like a bloke to nut in or out?
#35 | Comment by mister — June 4, 2008 @ 11:39 pm
Hey, you know what? Apparently never bothered to look at Keeley’s face before. It looks like 40 miles of bad road. Yikes.
Nice rack, but that face would scare a dog off a meat truck.
#36 | Comment by Art Vandelay — June 4, 2008 @ 11:47 pm
fap
#37 | Comment by Nigelbrown — June 5, 2008 @ 9:14 am
Keeley is old news now.
She was hot a few years ago but I guess even with a rack like that once you get past 21 no one gives a shit. But hey, if no one else wants her i’ll still have some.
#38 | Comment by Pawluk — June 5, 2008 @ 12:04 pm
^^^
One shit. Given.
Old news or not. Keeley is still a bouncy babe amongst the skinny Hollywood pretenders.
#39 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 5, 2008 @ 7:28 pm
I would rather fap to Keeley’s naked boobs than JoJo’s cleavage.
Keep posting Keeley whenever possible, IMO.
#40 | Comment by Nobody — June 5, 2008 @ 8:19 pm
she has stopped looking interesting ever that shitty sex tape came out. it time for her to spread them and pull apart.
#41 | Comment by xon — June 5, 2008 @ 11:25 pm
lol why is this ugly bitch still the first post
get her bitch ass off of here and do your damn job fool, update us with some hot miley pics or some shit, not this gross bitch KEELey
G UNIT!!!
#42 | Comment by haterade — June 6, 2008 @ 6:17 pm
slut
#43 | Comment by lawl — June 6, 2008 @ 9:40 pm
Keeley > Miley
FACT.
#44 | Comment by Nobody — June 7, 2008 @ 5:05 am
I find it laughable that people think her sextape was a ‘career move.’ Who gives a shit – keep the bouncing Keeley boobs coming!
#45 | Comment by Darkstar — June 7, 2008 @ 5:33 pm
Mmmmmm…. Keeley
#46 | Comment by Iam — June 9, 2008 @ 3:51 pm
Wow Keeleys tits are disgustingly big, bad face and strange body
get this bitch off of here
#47 | Comment by Imes — June 9, 2008 @ 6:20 pm
hmm.. there was once a time.. na, she’s gone wrong somehow… I’m not sure how.. but It’s like Kelly Brook’s still better looking.
#48 | Comment by Garth2k — June 9, 2008 @ 8:13 pm