PS There were only two good things about that film: Kate Winslet’s breasts. In every other respect it was a PIECE OF SHIT movie. Seriously, folks, it was pants.
I thought Titanic was actually quite sad. In 1997 I was so busy laying into DiCaprio that I didn’t get around to seeing it until 2005 or something. It was impressive but rather overlong.
I’ve just totally washed away any credibility I had, haven’t I? I bet I’ve really sunk in your estimation. Get it? Sunk? Get it? Laugh, fucker.
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by the cumbucket from hell named chuck norris — June 11, 2008 @
10:48 pm
^^^
dammit, Chuck…. it’s like I don’t even know who you are anymore.
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by sparkky — June 12, 2008 @
1:15 pm
#31 I thought Titanic was like Poseiden. Except with a horrible romantic subplot and a Celine Dion theme song. Unlike Poseiden I have never made it through Titanic.
It’s a sad day in movies when you can’t just have a film about an iceberg that really sank a ship and killed thousands of real people and that not being enough for a story.
And it turned James Cameron into a pussy who stopped making action films.
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by DisconcertedGeorge — June 12, 2008 @
7:32 pm
Yea… that totally wasn’t gay… not.
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by mr. monkey hat — June 13, 2008 @
12:50 pm
well it was a better movie for drinking games than lazytown i cant stop masturbating long nough to pour a shot
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by the cumbucket from hell named chuck norris — June 13, 2008 @
6:05 pm
The boat sank. Get over it, you faggots.
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by Milhouse — June 14, 2008 @
7:22 am
For those of you who would haven’t seen the film yet:
Does anybody know what server this is on? I would love to partake in this.
#1 | Comment by Andrew — June 7, 2008 @ 11:11 pm
Pew pew pew
#2 | Comment by Ouch — June 7, 2008 @ 11:18 pm
Friggin’ hilarious. Too bad you can’t frag Celine.
#3 | Comment by El Payo — June 7, 2008 @ 11:39 pm
It’s the Team Roomba server. Good luck getting on.
#4 | Comment by Anon E Mous — June 8, 2008 @ 2:12 am
it’s been a long time since we had a Titanic post.
And the film is still crap and she still dies in the end.
Everyone else dies when the ship sinks.
#5 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 8, 2008 @ 3:30 am
Crap like this goes on all the time in Team Fortress.
Welcome to the internet, Justin.
#6 | Comment by dex — June 8, 2008 @ 4:06 am
O RLY?
#7 | Comment by Justin — June 8, 2008 @ 4:18 am
Justin, it’s not as fun when you out yourself as a homosexual. Let us do the work for you. :/
#8 | Comment by seraphonica — June 8, 2008 @ 5:21 am
Near!
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Far!
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Where ever you are!
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My heart goes on without you!
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I love you man!
#9 | Comment by doppletwo — June 8, 2008 @ 5:39 am
My heart will go on without you!
#10 | Comment by doppletwo — June 8, 2008 @ 5:44 am
Fabulous, haha. It’s been a while since I saw anything so absurd.
I think these days this sort of thing qualifies as modern art. Karaoke-themed deathmatches, lol.
It certainly beats camping near the railgun on Quake 2.
#11 | Comment by cobalt — June 8, 2008 @ 6:48 am
I’m dumber just for watching that.
#12 | Comment by pirho — June 8, 2008 @ 8:41 am
wtf lol
#13 | Comment by Nigelbrown — June 8, 2008 @ 9:33 am
i fapped….
true story
#14 | Comment by mIcKoLodEon — June 8, 2008 @ 1:07 pm
I believe we all became a little bit Gay just by watching this!
#15 | Comment by MacDaddy — June 8, 2008 @ 1:57 pm
you know how i know Justin’s gay?
he likes Titanic.
#16 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 8, 2008 @ 2:00 pm
So this soldier playing sux
/obvious
#17 | Comment by SheepDog — June 8, 2008 @ 5:23 pm
Queen Fortress?
#18 | Comment by mister — June 8, 2008 @ 6:21 pm
Sometimes I think I’m a little too much of a geek. Then I see something like this and realize that actually I’m pretty normal. 😀
#19 | Comment by EmJee — June 8, 2008 @ 7:27 pm
PS There were only two good things about that film: Kate Winslet’s breasts. In every other respect it was a PIECE OF SHIT movie. Seriously, folks, it was pants.
#20 | Comment by EmJee — June 8, 2008 @ 7:30 pm
The only thing not gay about that movie was Kate Winslet…sadly.
#21 | Comment by Evil Monkey — June 8, 2008 @ 8:18 pm
what game is this?
#22 | Comment by bob — June 8, 2008 @ 10:53 pm
#16, Know how I know Justin is gay? Jessica Alba is unappealing to him.
#23 | Comment by smash — June 8, 2008 @ 11:17 pm
^^^
as soon as she pops that kid out he’s gonna change his tune.
cuz…you know…MILF.
#24 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 8, 2008 @ 11:27 pm
Man, that clip was the gnar.
#25 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — June 9, 2008 @ 8:00 am
Farkin stupid!!
#26 | Comment by suckittrebek — June 9, 2008 @ 2:42 pm
Can I have my four minutes and 20 seconds back?
That was, well, just …
Oh, I get it. It was a parallel universe.
Am I back where I belong?
“They moved the island!”
Oh, rats…..
#27 | Comment by bbr — June 9, 2008 @ 6:26 pm
um.. what? that just wasn’t.. well, funny.. it’s just what? why am I watching this?
#28 | Comment by Garth2k — June 9, 2008 @ 8:16 pm
How ’bout something funny next time?
#29 | Comment by Tony — June 9, 2008 @ 8:35 pm
This is possibly the dumbest thing ever posted on here. Total waste of time.
#30 | Comment by Hus — June 9, 2008 @ 11:56 pm
I thought Titanic was actually quite sad. In 1997 I was so busy laying into DiCaprio that I didn’t get around to seeing it until 2005 or something. It was impressive but rather overlong.
I’ve just totally washed away any credibility I had, haven’t I? I bet I’ve really sunk in your estimation. Get it? Sunk? Get it? Laugh, fucker.
#31 | Comment by cobalt — June 11, 2008 @ 3:37 pm
buwhahahahaha that made my anus thirsty
#32 | Comment by the cumbucket from hell named chuck norris — June 11, 2008 @ 10:48 pm
^^^
dammit, Chuck…. it’s like I don’t even know who you are anymore.
#33 | Comment by sparkky — June 12, 2008 @ 1:15 pm
#31 I thought Titanic was like Poseiden. Except with a horrible romantic subplot and a Celine Dion theme song. Unlike Poseiden I have never made it through Titanic.
It’s a sad day in movies when you can’t just have a film about an iceberg that really sank a ship and killed thousands of real people and that not being enough for a story.
And it turned James Cameron into a pussy who stopped making action films.
#34 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 12, 2008 @ 7:32 pm
Yea… that totally wasn’t gay… not.
#35 | Comment by mr. monkey hat — June 13, 2008 @ 12:50 pm
well it was a better movie for drinking games than lazytown i cant stop masturbating long nough to pour a shot
#36 | Comment by the cumbucket from hell named chuck norris — June 13, 2008 @ 6:05 pm
The boat sank. Get over it, you faggots.
#37 | Comment by Milhouse — June 14, 2008 @ 7:22 am
For those of you who would haven’t seen the film yet:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5LtYk7wsFnk
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA x infinity.
#38 | Comment by cobalt — June 14, 2008 @ 8:04 am
The one thing that stops me from thinking Justin is gay is that he likes Kristen Bell.
#39 | Comment by Rob — June 19, 2008 @ 10:06 am