KATHERINE HEIGL

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Mmmmm cottage cheese!

Remember that old shoot she did for Maxim back in June 2000? (has it really been 8 years???)

I remember fapping to my old roommate’s copy of that issue.

For great justice.

46 thoughts on “KATHERINE HEIGL”

  1. Meh, still do not want. id hit it, dont get me wrong, just so long as i didnt have to work for it.

    #1 | Comment by berkley — June 24, 2008 @ 9:11 am

  2. I’d still tap that ass for great justice
    Hard
    long
    and
    often!

    #2 | Comment by MacDaddy — June 24, 2008 @ 9:12 am

  3. i just picture her smoking.. and drinking wine.. and complaining about shit.. then i see her ass.. her thighs..

    #3 | Comment by yawn — June 24, 2008 @ 10:54 am

  4. Yes, duct tape would be a must while tapping that bitching bitch

    #4 | Comment by TheMan — June 24, 2008 @ 11:17 am

  5. Overhead sun is just harsh. That wouldn’t concern me at all indoors. Thumbs up.

    #5 | Comment by Kewtr — June 24, 2008 @ 11:25 am

  6. Love the complaints on these shots. Just like the Britney stuff. The girl is beautiful. Find me a girl who would date any of us guys who looks better and then maybe we could be critical…

    #6 | Comment by kahula — June 24, 2008 @ 12:00 pm

  7. Living proof that fake tits exist and fake asses do not.

    #7 | Comment by mister — June 24, 2008 @ 12:10 pm

  8. She just needs to do some Squats…..on my dick!

    #8 | Comment by Goatmaster6 — June 24, 2008 @ 1:49 pm

  9. #8 wins the thread

    #9 | Comment by Justin — June 24, 2008 @ 3:21 pm

  10. I’d happily take her out of the harsh, overhead sun … and into a dark bedroom, where she’ll care less about what I look like, too!

    #10 | Comment by Bender — June 24, 2008 @ 4:20 pm

  11. “I remember fapping to my old roommate’s copy of that issue.”

    While he was reading it, right? High Five!

    #11 | Comment by Smiley — June 24, 2008 @ 4:37 pm

  12. June 2000 was the first issue I ever bought of Maxim, I’m totally serious. I actually still have the issue. And the only reason I bought it was because Katherine Heigl’s big beautiful tits were on the front cover.

    #12 | Comment by Tony — June 24, 2008 @ 7:03 pm

  13. I’d still hit that piece of ass. Just more cushion for the pushin’.

    #13 | Comment by Milhouse — June 24, 2008 @ 8:06 pm

  14. what?

    and #8 and #11 win.

    #14 | Comment by J — June 24, 2008 @ 11:40 pm

  15. I remember owning that issue, and fapping to it quite a few times, and I didn’t even know who she was at the time!!

    I know who she is now, and I aint impressed. Although, I do agree with #5, most of that cottage cheese is just shadows. Sad part is that hollywood is in love with her, so we’ll be getting her jammed down our throats for at least the next few years.

    …that being said, I wouldn’t mind jamming something down her throat.

    #15 | Comment by Evil Monkey — June 25, 2008 @ 12:34 am

  16. Still the 5th hottest gal from Roswell.

    #16 | Comment by roscoe — June 25, 2008 @ 1:26 am

  17. ha ha ha that ass is a FAILURE

    #17 | Comment by Neve Campbell — June 25, 2008 @ 2:04 pm

  18. chabert

    #18 | Comment by edc — June 25, 2008 @ 2:25 pm

  19. More Zooey in bikini

    #19 | Comment by QA Guy — June 25, 2008 @ 3:29 pm

  20. Check out “MY FATHER THE HERO” movie to see when this ass was in prime shape!

    #20 | Comment by pwrdrive — June 25, 2008 @ 5:06 pm

  21. http://celebritycaps.blogspot.com/2008/05/katherine-heigl-thong-my-father-hero_09.html

    #21 | Comment by pwrdrive — June 25, 2008 @ 5:13 pm

  22. Back then it still looked like two garbage bags full of wet crap.

    http://tinyurl.com/4r3ul7

    #22 | Comment by Neve Campbell — June 25, 2008 @ 7:20 pm

  23. That was some fine jailbait ass.

    #23 | Comment by Milhouse — June 25, 2008 @ 7:21 pm

  24. #22 – it looked better in motion.

    and don’t be such a bitch, Neve darling. are you surfing the crimson wave or something?

    #24 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 25, 2008 @ 9:09 pm

  25. #24 – yeah, i’m boogie boarding on the crimson wave that’s spouting out of your AngelPussy!!!! >:(

    #25 | Comment by Neve Campbell — June 26, 2008 @ 1:42 am

  26. ^^^
    help me out with this…you post as Neve and as Nerima. are you a tranny or a hermaphrodite?

    #26 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 26, 2008 @ 2:02 am

  27. AngelPussy just sounds like the hottest Bond girl ever.

    #27 | Comment by Smiley — June 26, 2008 @ 2:55 am

  28. angels don’t have pussies. or penises.

    i think i read that somewhere.

    #28 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 26, 2008 @ 3:43 am

  29. My question is
    how many AngelPussies can dance on the head of a pin?

    #29 | Comment by Milhouse — June 26, 2008 @ 5:03 am

  30. I prefer the current rear view over the my father the hero version.
    Maybe I am getting old… teens are starting to look like teens.

    #30 | Comment by sonicsham — June 26, 2008 @ 10:22 am

  31. ^^^ Yep, you’re old.

    #31 | Comment by Bender — June 26, 2008 @ 2:09 pm

  32. I’m sure she was just having some sort of body-wide allergic reaction, and normally looks far less disgusting

    #32 | Comment by Justin L — June 26, 2008 @ 3:02 pm

  33. #6 – wut?

    Don’t compare her to Britney… Katherine is very fuckable. Britney is gross.

    #33 | Comment by Mike — June 26, 2008 @ 4:55 pm

  34. Who is this old woman?…

    #34 | Comment by binbango — June 26, 2008 @ 5:48 pm

  35. #30 – I concur. In my case, teens are starting to look like 20 years to life with no chance for parole.

    #35 | Comment by Smiley — June 26, 2008 @ 6:37 pm

  36. i personally think her ass looks like shit in all these pictures/gifs/movies

    #36 | Comment by lawl — June 26, 2008 @ 10:43 pm

  37. Oh my God, it feels like I’ve been confronted with Katherine Heigl’s craggy ass for the last year. Right now I’ll take anything as an update, even pictures of Kristen Bell Amanda Bynes.

    Did anyone ever work out how Heigl is pronounced?

    Does anyone here pronounce pronunciation pro-NOUN-ciation?

    #37 | Comment by cobalt — June 28, 2008 @ 9:17 am

  38. update?

    #38 | Comment by Justin's better half — June 28, 2008 @ 11:08 am

  39. @37 – I do believe it’s pronounced Hail, though, I may be wrong. As for Katherine, I thought she was hot in Valentine, that was about as far as her career went for me.

    #39 | Comment by Kreuk — June 28, 2008 @ 1:07 pm

  40. I think it’s pronounce “Hi-Gyll”. I also believe it’s Ukrainian for ‘cottage cheese in a laundry bag’.

    #40 | Comment by Smiley — June 28, 2008 @ 9:02 pm

  41. a real let-down… i agree with more hayde…. id be amazed if there wasnt a degrading comment from angelbaby after this like always

    #41 | Comment by MrBlackGlove — June 29, 2008 @ 1:15 am

  42. I think it’s High-Gill with the stress on the first syllable. Gill as in the things fish have. If it’s Germanic the e-i sound is almost always pronounced like ‘eye’.

    See the sort of discussions we’ve been reduced to, Justin?

    #42 | Comment by cobalt — June 29, 2008 @ 6:33 am

  43. can has update plz

    #43 | Comment by lawl — June 30, 2008 @ 12:00 am

  44. can you make a few meaningless posts so that ass gets off the first pages..
    thanks.

    #44 | Comment by yawn — June 30, 2008 @ 10:46 am

  45. In English it’s pronounced HIGH-gl (not “gill”, just “gl”). It’s not Ukrainian, but Dutch, and in Dutch it’s pronounced [sound of a grizzled war hero coughing up sixty years’ worth of tar and phelgm].

    Probably.

    #45 | Comment by EmJee — July 3, 2008 @ 2:29 am

  46. Anyway, Katherine Heigl’s tits = hot. Katherine Heigl’s ass = not.

    PS Marie Gillain was so much hotter in that role (in “Mon Père, ce Héros”, the original French version of “My Father The Hero”) than Heigl was, e.g. she had an ass that did that swimsuit justice! And the film overall was a shitload better too.

    Example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igvniz5Ld_o

    #46 | Comment by EmJee — July 3, 2008 @ 2:49 am

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