KATHERINE HEIGL

24 06 2008

Mmmmm cottage cheese!

Remember that old shoot she did for Maxim back in June 2000? (has it really been 8 years???)

I remember fapping to my old roommate’s copy of that issue.

For great justice.


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46 responses to “KATHERINE HEIGL”

    24 06 2008
  • 1.  berkley (09:11:53) :

    Meh, still do not want. id hit it, dont get me wrong, just so long as i didnt have to work for it.

  • 24 06 2008
  • 2.  MacDaddy (09:12:34) :

    I’d still tap that ass for great justice
    Hard
    long
    and
    often!

  • 24 06 2008
  • 3.  yawn (10:54:37) :

    i just picture her smoking.. and drinking wine.. and complaining about shit.. then i see her ass.. her thighs..

  • 24 06 2008
  • 4.  TheMan (11:17:02) :

    Yes, duct tape would be a must while tapping that bitching bitch

  • 24 06 2008
  • 5.  Kewtr (11:25:55) :

    Overhead sun is just harsh. That wouldn’t concern me at all indoors. Thumbs up.

  • 24 06 2008
  • 6.  kahula (12:00:20) :

    Love the complaints on these shots. Just like the Britney stuff. The girl is beautiful. Find me a girl who would date any of us guys who looks better and then maybe we could be critical…

  • 24 06 2008
  • 7.  mister (12:10:08) :

    Living proof that fake tits exist and fake asses do not.

  • 24 06 2008
  • 8.  Goatmaster6 (13:49:23) :

    She just needs to do some Squats…..on my dick!

  • 24 06 2008
  • 9.  Justin (15:21:07) :

    #8 wins the thread

  • 24 06 2008
  • 10.  Bender (16:20:16) :

    I’d happily take her out of the harsh, overhead sun … and into a dark bedroom, where she’ll care less about what I look like, too!

  • 24 06 2008
  • 11.  Smiley (16:37:30) :

    “I remember fapping to my old roommate’s copy of that issue.”

    While he was reading it, right? High Five!

  • 24 06 2008
  • 12.  Tony (19:03:30) :

    June 2000 was the first issue I ever bought of Maxim, I’m totally serious. I actually still have the issue. And the only reason I bought it was because Katherine Heigl’s big beautiful tits were on the front cover.

  • 24 06 2008
  • 13.  Milhouse (20:06:42) :

    I’d still hit that piece of ass. Just more cushion for the pushin’.

  • 24 06 2008
  • 14.  J (23:40:08) :

    what?

    and #8 and #11 win.

  • 25 06 2008
  • 15.  Evil Monkey (00:34:36) :

    I remember owning that issue, and fapping to it quite a few times, and I didn’t even know who she was at the time!!

    I know who she is now, and I aint impressed. Although, I do agree with #5, most of that cottage cheese is just shadows. Sad part is that hollywood is in love with her, so we’ll be getting her jammed down our throats for at least the next few years.

    …that being said, I wouldn’t mind jamming something down her throat.

  • 25 06 2008
  • 16.  roscoe (01:26:53) :

    Still the 5th hottest gal from Roswell.

  • 25 06 2008
  • 17.  Neve Campbell (14:04:08) :

    ha ha ha that ass is a FAILURE

  • 25 06 2008
  • 18.  edc (14:25:24) :

    chabert

  • 25 06 2008
  • 19.  QA Guy (15:29:54) :

    More Zooey in bikini

  • 25 06 2008
  • 20.  pwrdrive (17:06:53) :

    Check out “MY FATHER THE HERO” movie to see when this ass was in prime shape!

  • 25 06 2008
    25 06 2008
  • 22.  Neve Campbell (19:20:53) :

    Back then it still looked like two garbage bags full of wet crap.

    http://tinyurl.com/4r3ul7

  • 25 06 2008
  • 23.  Milhouse (19:21:07) :

    That was some fine jailbait ass.

  • 25 06 2008
  • 24.  AngelBaby (21:09:34) :

    #22 - it looked better in motion.

    and don’t be such a bitch, Neve darling. are you surfing the crimson wave or something?

  • 26 06 2008
  • 25.  Neve Campbell (01:42:18) :

    #24 - yeah, i’m boogie boarding on the crimson wave that’s spouting out of your AngelPussy!!!! >:(

  • 26 06 2008
  • 26.  AngelBaby (02:02:16) :

    ^^^
    help me out with this…you post as Neve and as Nerima. are you a tranny or a hermaphrodite?

  • 26 06 2008
  • 27.  Smiley (02:55:46) :

    AngelPussy just sounds like the hottest Bond girl ever.

  • 26 06 2008
  • 28.  AngelBaby (03:43:39) :

    angels don’t have pussies. or penises.

    i think i read that somewhere.

  • 26 06 2008
  • 29.  Milhouse (05:03:20) :

    My question is
    how many AngelPussies can dance on the head of a pin?

  • 26 06 2008
  • 30.  sonicsham (10:22:21) :

    I prefer the current rear view over the my father the hero version.
    Maybe I am getting old… teens are starting to look like teens.

  • 26 06 2008
  • 31.  Bender (14:09:09) :

    ^^^ Yep, you’re old.

  • 26 06 2008
  • 32.  Justin L (15:02:58) :

    I’m sure she was just having some sort of body-wide allergic reaction, and normally looks far less disgusting

  • 26 06 2008
  • 33.  Mike (16:55:15) :

    #6 - wut?

    Don’t compare her to Britney… Katherine is very fuckable. Britney is gross.

  • 26 06 2008
  • 34.  binbango (17:48:58) :

    Who is this old woman?…

  • 26 06 2008
  • 35.  Smiley (18:37:12) :

    #30 - I concur. In my case, teens are starting to look like 20 years to life with no chance for parole.

  • 26 06 2008
  • 36.  lawl (22:43:47) :

    i personally think her ass looks like shit in all these pictures/gifs/movies

  • 28 06 2008
  • 37.  cobalt (09:17:55) :

    Oh my God, it feels like I’ve been confronted with Katherine Heigl’s craggy ass for the last year. Right now I’ll take anything as an update, even pictures of Kristen Bell Amanda Bynes.

    Did anyone ever work out how Heigl is pronounced?

    Does anyone here pronounce pronunciation pro-NOUN-ciation?

  • 28 06 2008
  • 38.  Justin's better half (11:08:05) :

    update?

  • 28 06 2008
  • 39.  Kreuk (13:07:55) :

    @37 - I do believe it’s pronounced Hail, though, I may be wrong. As for Katherine, I thought she was hot in Valentine, that was about as far as her career went for me.

  • 28 06 2008
  • 40.  Smiley (21:02:20) :

    I think it’s pronounce “Hi-Gyll”. I also believe it’s Ukrainian for ‘cottage cheese in a laundry bag’.

  • 29 06 2008
  • 41.  MrBlackGlove (01:15:00) :

    a real let-down… i agree with more hayde…. id be amazed if there wasnt a degrading comment from angelbaby after this like always

  • 29 06 2008
  • 42.  cobalt (06:33:07) :

    I think it’s High-Gill with the stress on the first syllable. Gill as in the things fish have. If it’s Germanic the e-i sound is almost always pronounced like ‘eye’.

    See the sort of discussions we’ve been reduced to, Justin?

  • 30 06 2008
  • 43.  lawl (00:00:28) :

    can has update plz

  • 30 06 2008
  • 44.  yawn (10:46:46) :

    can you make a few meaningless posts so that ass gets off the first pages..
    thanks.

  • 3 07 2008
  • 45.  EmJee (02:29:30) :

    In English it’s pronounced HIGH-gl (not “gill”, just “gl”). It’s not Ukrainian, but Dutch, and in Dutch it’s pronounced [sound of a grizzled war hero coughing up sixty years' worth of tar and phelgm].

    Probably.

  • 3 07 2008
  • 46.  EmJee (02:49:31) :

    Anyway, Katherine Heigl’s tits = hot. Katherine Heigl’s ass = not.

    PS Marie Gillain was so much hotter in that role (in “Mon Père, ce Héros”, the original French version of “My Father The Hero”) than Heigl was, e.g. she had an ass that did that swimsuit justice! And the film overall was a shitload better too.

    Example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igvniz5Ld_o

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