This 23-year old receptionist and former gymnast was named the newest Lara Croft yesterday. She’ll help promote the next installment of the Tomb Raider franchise due out for next-gen consoles in November.
Alison isn’t going to be in any new Tomb Raider movies, but according to Eidos spokespeople “she will appear at promotions and conferences in character, performing stunts such as back flips, and will play the part in TV commercials.”
She kicks high.
Wow, I must say that these are quite fappable pictures.
#1 | Comment by Jack — August 12, 2008 @ 12:18 am
I know there will be some morons out there complaining about the mole on her breast, or the scuffed up knees, or any other little imperfections on these pics. Stuff it. This is real life and she is hot. And wow, a receptionist.
#2 | Comment by Pokeher — August 12, 2008 @ 12:31 am
She seems mighty flexible.
#3 | Comment by Nobody — August 12, 2008 @ 12:31 am
She needs to tan the crotch.
She has ugly knuckles. On her hands.
But yeah, fappable.
#4 | Comment by Richard — August 12, 2008 @ 12:42 am
Holy F***. I think these will provide hours of wonderful entertainment…
#5 | Comment by Ron — August 12, 2008 @ 1:06 am
Gymnasty! Yumb.
#6 | Comment by mister — August 12, 2008 @ 1:11 am
Yeah I noticed those scuffed knees. Not sure if those came from all of her work as Lara Croft or trying to impress the bosses while working as a receptionist.
Definetly Fap. I’d be her Womb Raider.
#7 | Comment by Evil Monkey — August 12, 2008 @ 1:23 am
I love the interweb….
http://www.cheervision.co.uk/coaches.html
http://www.mcsagency.co.uk/agency/female_clients.htm
#8 | Comment by Stalker — August 12, 2008 @ 1:54 am
…wait a minute, what?
What happened to our darling Karima Adebibe? I liked her better, personally.
http://www.karima-adebibe.info/photos/karima-adebibe-55.jpg
http://www.destructoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/Karima_Adebibe_01.jpg
#9 | Comment by Duffman — August 12, 2008 @ 2:14 am
I like the sweat and skinned knees. She’s good.
#10 | Comment by Kewtr — August 12, 2008 @ 2:41 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYURnwvQ5i0
Not bad, not bad at all.
#11 | Comment by Mike — August 12, 2008 @ 3:08 am
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7554666.stm
she sounds a bit like Lara like as well
#12 | Comment by fluff — August 12, 2008 @ 3:22 am
Prefer them legal but
http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/selena-gomez/selena-gomez-bikini-pictures-003892
Would have thought this site would have jumped on these by now?
#13 | Comment by The Chizzler — August 12, 2008 @ 4:53 am
ddddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmm
it might be worth seeing those movies now
#14 | Comment by aweomeo — August 12, 2008 @ 5:32 am
^^^
Oh yes oh yes oh yes. Thankyou fucking God.
This Alison Carroll chick is already way hotter than Angelina Botox. We’ll get a proper English accent as well.
#15 | Comment by cobalt — August 12, 2008 @ 5:34 am
needs more karima adebibe
#16 | Comment by Justin — August 12, 2008 @ 5:38 am
I was thanking God for the 16 year old Wizard pics, btw, as much as I’d like to raid Alison Carroll’s gold mine.
#17 | Comment by cobalt — August 12, 2008 @ 5:40 am
the 5th pic wins it all.
#18 | Comment by V — August 12, 2008 @ 5:58 am
pretty
#19 | Comment by jon — August 12, 2008 @ 6:18 am
Can’t hold a candle to Jolie.
#20 | Comment by pirho — August 12, 2008 @ 7:48 am
mmmmm, scrumptious, but she might want to moisturize or she’ll have razor burn down there!
#21 | Comment by MacDaddy — August 12, 2008 @ 9:19 am
also, who is Selena Gomez, and why is she attempting to blow someone in the last pic?
#22 | Comment by MacDaddy — August 12, 2008 @ 9:26 am
she has big bazookas
#23 | Comment by Bazooka_Joe — August 12, 2008 @ 9:41 am
@ gun in her right hand in picture 2: that’s why you should keep your fucking finger away from the trigger… bitch.
oh well, she’s sort of hot, i guess.
#24 | Comment by push — August 12, 2008 @ 10:11 am
If she was a receptionist at any office I’ve ever visited, I’d have walked up to her and announced “Hello – I’m here to fap on your face”. I wonder if that line would work ? And as for the Selena Gomez pics, lets hope this ‘raises the bar’ and Miley feels compelled to flash her vertical smiley to get back on the front page.
#25 | Comment by R Kelly's 13 Year Old Friend — August 12, 2008 @ 10:38 am
old news is old
more chabert from TODAY!
#26 | Comment by edc — August 12, 2008 @ 12:20 pm
Looks like she used to have a belly button piercing too.
#27 | Comment by foo — August 12, 2008 @ 12:50 pm
Gomez is going to be something. She is 2x hot as Miley.
#28 | Comment by mister — August 12, 2008 @ 1:38 pm
I read somewhere that Gomez wears one of those “purity rings”.
I saw this documentary two years back where 11 year-old girls were talked into getting purity rings by their parents. Even I thought it was fucked up. I don’t think some of them even understood what sex was.
#29 | Comment by cobalt — August 12, 2008 @ 2:29 pm
Guess what some tennis chick called Ashley Harkleroad posed nude for Playboy.
The one time this scenario finally plays out and I don’t even know who the fuck she is.
#30 | Comment by cobalt — August 12, 2008 @ 2:51 pm
I think her boobs are too small to play Laura, also, she is way too pretty. Remember when Laura was kind of ugly and approachable?
#31 | Comment by Dave — August 12, 2008 @ 3:16 pm
Huh? Who’s Laura? *confused*
#32 | Comment by Franc — August 12, 2008 @ 3:18 pm
Oops, Its “Lara” isn’t it.
#33 | Comment by Dave — August 12, 2008 @ 3:20 pm
Btw. she’s cute. Looks a thousand times better than that disgustion heroine whore Angelina *not so* Jolie.
#34 | Comment by Franc — August 12, 2008 @ 3:21 pm
@#33
Yeah it’s Lara.
Btw. I meant disgusting in my post before. 😀
#35 | Comment by Franc — August 12, 2008 @ 3:21 pm
Rhona Mitra is the best Lara Croft
#36 | Comment by Richard99 — August 12, 2008 @ 4:28 pm
The Selena Gomez pics are Not Hot at all. Its the first time I felt like a perv that we were all looking at them.
Miley is 3X as hot and slutty. Gomez is still a little girl.
#37 | Comment by pwrdrive — August 12, 2008 @ 5:55 pm
Nice set of guns, New Lara
#38 | Comment by Tony — August 12, 2008 @ 6:53 pm
Is it just me, or is there a bit of stubble in the 5th pic, and I’m not talking about facial hair.
Still, one of the best Lara Crofts there has been.
#39 | Comment by Mentos Fresh — August 12, 2008 @ 7:04 pm
I just want to commend the webmaster for consistently frequent posts as of late. Kudos to you.
#40 | Comment by professor snip — August 12, 2008 @ 7:42 pm
ummmmmm defects are sexy!!
#41 | Comment by the man — August 12, 2008 @ 7:58 pm
lololol
#42 | Comment by lawl — August 12, 2008 @ 10:05 pm
Tomb Raider?! Is this an old post from the 90’s?
Who cares about an over the hill video game when we’ve got an international display of fappability on our tv’s right now and no pics here to go with it?! Give me some Melissa Wu and Alicia Sacramone!
#43 | Comment by The Pope — August 12, 2008 @ 10:09 pm
^^^
Alicia Sacramone just cost the USA any chance of a team gold medal in gymnastics by falling in her last two events.
Lose. 🙁
oh wells, at least we’ve still got Michael Phelps.
#44 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 13, 2008 @ 12:01 am
^^^
At least Shawn Johnson is adorable.
And she has thick thighs.
Yum.
#45 | Comment by :) — August 13, 2008 @ 2:00 am
The Pope chose his nick very wisely… he’s, like the original, into little boys. Or do you call these things you’ve mentioned in your post girls?
#46 | Comment by Franc — August 13, 2008 @ 3:00 pm
New Lara looks like Charisma Carpenter or a million other model types, or a slightly better looking ‘booth babe’.
#47 | Comment by roscoe — August 13, 2008 @ 5:13 pm
Ahh, Franc…something that even the French find worthless.
#48 | Comment by The Pope — August 13, 2008 @ 6:05 pm
You can see more pics @ this site, plus no underwear pics!
http://www.whoozz.com/forum/Topic60142-97-1.aspx
#49 | Comment by Richard Roe — August 14, 2008 @ 11:51 am
and this is shooting scene video:
http://www.spike.com/video/meet-new-lara-croft/3019581
#50 | Comment by Richard Roe — August 14, 2008 @ 11:55 am
Sexiest Lara ever. She doesn’t have gigantic boobs, but they’re a great size and shape. Plus that face is innocent and sexy at the same time.
I do have to say, where are pics of the other gymnasts though? Shawn, Nastia, and Alicia are gorgeous. Alicia may have lost the medal, but that doesn’t make her any less fappable. In fact, I’ve got some nice punishments in mind for her.
#51 | Comment by Kito — August 14, 2008 @ 8:41 pm
@richard roe: Holy cow! She IS indeed going commando! Too bad the pics are not that sharp…
#52 | Comment by Woody — August 15, 2008 @ 3:01 am
That high kick looks very useful to me… Bendy also… mmmm….!
#53 | Comment by Vote for Pedro — August 15, 2008 @ 3:34 pm
hmm.. me likley very much.. oh and btw 38… get the joek, but lara models been using the usp match’s for like the last 2 models and films…
very sexy though.
#54 | Comment by garth2k — August 15, 2008 @ 8:47 pm
http://img13.xxxphotosharing.com/9ntyvntifp30jc011map.jpg
#55 | Comment by Mike — August 16, 2008 @ 3:38 am
This might be old news, but I am sure some people out there would agree Gwen has a great tush.
http://www.moviecall.org/happyhour/?article=107
#56 | Comment by James — August 16, 2008 @ 9:17 am
@#48
I bet you’re american, otherwise you’d know the french have changed from franc to euro. 😉
#57 | Comment by Franc — August 16, 2008 @ 11:42 am