Megan Fox

Foxy Miss Fox is a covergirl once more…this time for the October issue of GQ.

I also threw in pics from the October Maxim, which appear to be newly released shots from an older photoshoot, but I doubt anyone minds.

Rumor has it that there will be a Transformers 2 teaser trailer ahead of Eagle Eye when it opens on Sept 26. But prolly no Megan in that. Lose.

58 thoughts on “Megan Fox

  1. The Maxim shots are so much more appealing. Did she actually get more wiry and hard-looking since then or is it just the GQ shots making her look that way?

  2. #12 – the GQ spread definitely has more of an edge to it than the quasi-kiddieporn motif of the Maxim pics, but you may also be right that the difference in age between the shoots could have something to do with it as well.

  3. I have to confess, I just d not understand why people are so crazy about this girl. She’s moderately attractive, sure, but so are a bunch of other girls. She’s an indifferent actress at best and her tattoos are mind-bogglingly stupid.

  4. ^^

    I second that.

    Megan Fox in GQ Mag was so 2 days ago…I think I speak for us all here younger the better and make it fresh, old is not are style here.

  5. #4: her tattoos are fucking ridiculously stupid, but that’s never stopped me from sleeping with a girl.

    Megan Fox can have a tattoo of Obama stuffing baby Jesus into a microwave and I’d crush it regardless. Dumb tattoos are just bodily indications that maybe a girl might be dumb enough to sleep with you.

  6. #20 – i know, that’s exactly what i meant it to mean. as in, the Maxim pics of Megan Fox are “not really” kiddieporn, but they have stereotypical trappings (teddy bear). it’s really a fairly common technique in fashion/glamour photography, which should say more than a little about the hypocritical nature of our culture.

  7. Right, right Angel. They have to hide, we have to hide ,
    the photographers have to hide and they don´t dare
    to do more than a few inclines. What else is possible
    in a society who wants to cut out your brain or genitals
    if you dare to dream of something they call sick.
    Its like the inquisition , the witch-hunt.
    Imprison a judge for a year and then let a sexy 13 year
    old girl dance before him . You´ll see what happens.
    Its like i said – our whole system is a lie

  8. Surprised you didn’t mention the things she talked about in the GQ article since they seem to be all over the interwebs right now.

    You know, the fact that she had a lesbian relationship with a russian stripper named Nikita. Or her defense of Miley and Hudgens for their sluttier photographs. And her bashing of all things Disney for their hypocritical treatment of those girls.

    Oh and don’t forget that she essentially has a crush on Olivia Wilde. Not only does she look hot, she even thinks hot.

  9. Oh, and who really cares about the tattoos? Sure they’re completely braindead, but with a chick that fucking smoking, I think we could all get over it.

    I mean, you don’t fuck the tattoos.

  10. Megan Fox is hot. I also don’t care for tattoos, but I don’t care. She’s hot.

    Also, Eagle Eye looks terrible, if only because Shia LaBeouf is a horrible actor. Michelle Monaghan is hot, but not hot enough for me to want to see that movie in the theater.

    I will see Transformers 2 though, because I’m a dork.

  11. You are all missing the most important part of this.

    She said she has a thing for Olivia Wilde in that GQ article.

    There would be nothing better in this mortal life than Megan Fox and Olivia Wilde going at it. Nothing.

    Once it happens, the lucky few will be given a glimpse, and the apocalypse shall begin as no act shall ever reach that level of holiness due to the sheer hotness of the two participants. Jesus will come back, say “You did well, my children, I mean DAAAYUM.”

  12. Yeah, I saw the Maxim pics and she’s got a tatoo of a guy named Brian. Personally, it’s a such a turn off. Especially when the tatoo is right by that trendy lower part of the right hip where girls like to get tatoos. However, if your name is Brian, it’s totally faptastic.

    My name is not Brian.

  13. #32, and if your name is Brian Austin Green, you should kill yourself. Oh, who am I kidding, since Sarah Connor Chronicles, I’ve been a fan.

  14. Transformers was great until they made humans the main characters.

    Please, take the humans out of transformers. The only thing worse would be having Vanessa Hudgens as the main character in a Thunderbirds movie, rather than the Thunderbirds.

    Oh, wait…

    Apparently they’re remaking Thundercats soon. The Thundercats have been sidelined in favour of wide-eyed 11 year old American kids who spend the entire running time uttering things like “Woah man”, “This kicks ass!”, “Totally cool!”

    Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors must be spinning in their graves. That’s right mothafuckas: Child of the 80s out-

  15. I bet if she were 16, all you pedos would think she’s the hottest thing since The Big Bang.

    Speaking of Big Bang, I’d be all up in it regardless of the tattoos. I don’t like ink on a woman either but I’d make an exception in her case!! Her eyes in that picture coming out of the pool all moistened just say “Fuck me like the nasty little bitch I am!”

  16. Good to know I’m not the only one who thinks her tattoos are retarded (not that they’d stop me from bruising her cervix). I will, however, pose this observation: does she remind anyone else of Olivia Munn in these pictures? I think it’s the hair.

  17. Nice pics.

    Hey, why was there not yet a feature of the pictures of Miley Cyrus holding hands with Katy Perry at the MTV thing? Do want HQ!

    kthxbai

  18. #32, my name is Brian and I like to pretend that it’s for me and “oh so nicely” placed next to her pie.
    So the expression “…it has his/her/their name written all over it”, my name has a nice little spot on her. It’s like being able to own a really nice piece of estate or a piece of art. I’d like to thank my parents for that.

  19. Argh she’s gotten so old and skanky.

    The Maxim shoot is from an FHM shoot from at least 2005. Back when she had way nicer proportions and the plastic surgeons didn’t hack up her face.

    Everything about her has gone progressively downhill since then. Michael Bay was totally right when he told her to pork up.

  20. #34 – I had heard the same thing, but it seems that they are actually still together and even engaged. Not a bad idea if you were him. Since he’s hooked up with a chick like that he might as well take advantage of the fact she fell for him before she got famous and still hasn’t caught on to the fact that he is totally not worthy. And with the success rate of hollywood relationships I’m sure she will never regret tattooing his name right next to her cooter. I can just picture her with future dates:
    -Are you dating a guy named Brian?
    -Uh, No. I named my cooter Brian.

    #33 – He is cool on the new Terminator show, but that does not erase the memory of him trying to be a rapper on 90210.

  21. #43

    To be honest with you dude I can’t even fucking remember it now. Maybe if Megan Fox had been there then I would.

    There should definitely be a Megan Fox action figure that transforms into a flesh light.

  22. I clicked that wikipedia link and ended up reading a little bit on the Transformers (I know its kind of lame but I grew up with it). After clicking a few links I stumbled upon something I thought must be shared with this site. From Wikipedia:

    Transformers: Kiss Players (2006)
    (translated from the Japanese Wikipedia article)

    The Transformers: Kiss Players was a Japan-only line of Transformers toys, manga, and audio dramas released in 2006. Kiss Players is set in an alternate Transformers universe where the Transformers are powered by the kisses of young girls. The toys themselves come packaged with small, scale figurines of the girls who power them. The toyline was openly admitted to be aimed at a specific part of the market–perverted adults, rather than children. The comic that accompanied the Kiss Players was an unashamed reflection of this, with several images which were considered by some to be very sexually themed.

    Kiss Players continued the theme of the metaphysical power potential of human beings empowering Transformers. Previous examples were the Japanese series programs Masterforce and Car Robots.

    Takara’s official Transformers: Kiss Players website:
    http://www.takaratomy.co.jp/products/TF/kiss/

    Trust me you want to click on the first Transformer/Kiss Player – the humour of that one speaks for itself.

  23. Wow, thanks for that link, the kissplayers
    are very cute, i love it.
    The reaction is like expected, we´re still
    living in a kind of sexual stone-age.
    Each “modern” civilization needs a group to
    unload their hate and to exlude. This goes
    like a red line through all cultures. It seems
    each human community needs a group or a
    person to exclude, this gives the group the
    cohesion.

  24. Part 2
    (Remember the Holocaust, the Kurds in Turkey,
    aborigines) There have been streetfights in
    America against homos, nowadays its political
    incorrect to speak against any ethnical minority.
    But people need a group to excude,and all that is
    left is the “pervs”. Its legal to hunt them in the public,
    The lynchmob must get satisfaction!

  25. part3
    You cannot exclude criminals, so why not incriminate
    people who are born with a certain disposition ?
    Let´s chemical castrate them ! Let´s cut out parts of
    their brains ! But this is not really good, is it ? Its so
    much better to use the old method, to lynch them while
    bawling and hawling ! AAh, the stinking perv is dead,
    what a satisfaction ! Now our society is clean again !
    We, the good people will always get victory in the end!

  26. She tries hard to be over-average, but she isn´t !
    When i saw her for the first time, i figured :
    omg, how beautiful !!
    But look closer and you realise how faked she is !
    Deeply black coloured hair, silicone-tits,
    fake suntan !!
    I insist on my first link, this is what you get buddy:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Megan_Fox.jpg

    #55 – According to the Oxford Dictionary, “quasi ”
    means: seemingly, apparently, and also
    “being partly or almost” , that means you´re
    right, but not all definitions of a dictionary are
    really used or accepted

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