67 thoughts on “Which ass is better?”

  1. FIRST….. huh?????????

    #1 | Comment by JelloPony — September 21, 2008 @ 6:58 am

  2. More cushion for the pushin…..

    #2 | Comment by Boo — September 21, 2008 @ 7:06 am

  3. None of em :<

    #3 | Comment by paddaw — September 21, 2008 @ 7:07 am

  4. Worst. Post. Ever.

    Even the homo Asians were better than this tripe.

    #4 | Comment by dex — September 21, 2008 @ 7:44 am

  5. Deep. Wide just tends to go with fat.

    But boobs are more important anyway.

    #5 | Comment by ZekeDMS — September 21, 2008 @ 7:47 am

  6. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    #6 | Comment by I Cured Polio — September 21, 2008 @ 8:28 am

  7. Kim’s ass looks kinda strange, so i vote for Jenny’s, though i don’t like her… but her ass is good.

    #7 | Comment by Fry — September 21, 2008 @ 9:38 am

  8. It’s like asking “do you prefer diarrhea or normal shit”. :S

    #8 | Comment by Franc — September 21, 2008 @ 10:00 am

  9. The answer is: Neither is filled with win.

    #9 | Comment by smash — September 21, 2008 @ 10:05 am

  10. this post is obviously for the blacks….like myself. and as a black, id have to say hands down Kim K’s. as that lil ass himself Ray Jay as already should….if youve viewed her sextape.

    #10 | Comment by Xan — September 21, 2008 @ 10:20 am

  11. ohhh new guy. sweet this means we’ll be getting more posts?

    and definatly kim

    #11 | Comment by Tom Foolery — September 21, 2008 @ 11:06 am

  12. I’m not a new guy….I just never have anything to say.

    #12 | Comment by smash — September 21, 2008 @ 11:08 am

  13. FUCK Jennifer Lopez this bitch needs to be slapped a few times,,,who thefuck does she think she is. fucking wetback

    #13 | Comment by me — September 21, 2008 @ 11:30 am

  14. Kardashian FTW

    #14 | Comment by idl3mind — September 21, 2008 @ 11:57 am

  15. Hmm..which one of this three fatasses is the best ?
    I guess each single one would choke you if you
    try to kiss it. And its optical impossible to judge it,
    because one can´t see the amount of orange-skin
    and stretchmarks that are certainly under this clothes.

    #15 | Comment by walker4409 — September 21, 2008 @ 12:19 pm

  16. None of ’em

    and personally, i absolutely HATE J.Lo and Kim Kardashian… i’d rather blow holes in both their heads with a .45 than try to touch their asses…

    #16 | Comment by Jade — September 21, 2008 @ 12:21 pm

  17. Big and round is what you’re looking for. Big and round with no cheese.

    Kim’s is much bigger and rounder, therefore its better. Plus she has giant boobies to balance it all out. The bitch is MEGA Hot.

    #17 | Comment by Yak — September 21, 2008 @ 12:58 pm

  18. The fundamental premise of monotonicity — that more is better — is flawed in this case. Form is a greater factor in deciding upon the best ass. There could be too much ass, as both of these women have. The proper amount of ass includes a mix of deep and wide, although wide should be caused by hips, not fat, and deep should be limited to an additional 1/3 thigh depth.

    #18 | Comment by Paragon — September 21, 2008 @ 1:34 pm

  19. KIM

    #19 | Comment by pwrdrive — September 21, 2008 @ 2:03 pm

  20. #18 – Agree.

    #20 | Comment by Franko the Tanko — September 21, 2008 @ 2:17 pm

  21. I would do terrible things to Kim.

    TERRIBLE

    #21 | Comment by Mike — September 21, 2008 @ 2:40 pm

  22. ^^^
    so would i.

    they would involve a .45 and a shovel.

    #22 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 21, 2008 @ 2:57 pm

  23. ha, get it? DEATH

    #23 | Comment by Atlas — September 21, 2008 @ 3:00 pm

  24. i would love Justins ass instead.

    #24 | Comment by prutten — September 21, 2008 @ 3:02 pm

  25. there is nothing greater than a nice deep ass like that of Kim Kardashian!!! All Hail Kim Kardashian’s Ass!!!!

    #25 | Comment by lexVII — September 21, 2008 @ 3:29 pm

  26. Whats up with the pics linking offsite? Annoying!

    #26 | Comment by Hus — September 21, 2008 @ 3:57 pm

  27. UGLY OLD FATASS; FLABBY AND UNATTRACTIVE !
    She needs a gunlicense for it , she can fart you
    to death with one single blow
    http://media.photobucket.com/image/kim%20kardashian/Casps241/MySpace/KimKardashian.jpg?o=641

    #27 | Comment by walker4409 — September 21, 2008 @ 3:59 pm

  28. Yeah..uh someone wake me when Justin shows up and posts something!!

    #28 | Comment by sliy — September 21, 2008 @ 4:15 pm

  29. #22

    QFT

    #29 | Comment by Jade — September 21, 2008 @ 4:29 pm

  30. Kim if it has to be one of the two, but…

    …does it have to be one of the two?

    #30 | Comment by hitokirivader — September 21, 2008 @ 4:34 pm

  31. Kim FTW, but why would this be posted on DTL? Does ‘Smash’ not know why we come here? Where’s Justin? where’s my Lacey pix?? MOAR Emily Osment plz kthx

    #31 | Comment by Ron Dingleberry — September 21, 2008 @ 5:11 pm

  32. Wide hips, yes, wide ass without wide hips, no. Curves, yes, fat sausageshaped body, no.

    Depth, only if it comes with wideness.

    #32 | Comment by BongoCLown — September 21, 2008 @ 5:25 pm

  33. Kim. J-Lo doesn’t have a nifty movie like Kim does. Its important to be able to see a piece of equipment in action before making a decision on these matters. 🙂

    #33 | Comment by Hazmatic — September 21, 2008 @ 6:18 pm

  34. neither

    #34 | Comment by LittleButNoHope — September 21, 2008 @ 6:45 pm

  35. Yak and Xan are right, but I’m not black, just like a girl’s ass over a guy’s.

    Would savor either one, much prefer Kim currently though. Lopez maybe a long time ago.

    #35 | Comment by Kewtr — September 21, 2008 @ 7:15 pm

  36. If these are the only options, then it’s KK. I’d toss neither one out of bed, unless of course Megan Fox was coming o ver.

    #36 | Comment by webpager — September 21, 2008 @ 7:26 pm

  37. Jessica Biel.

    #37 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — September 21, 2008 @ 8:03 pm

  38. Alexis Bledel

    #38 | Comment by OIB — September 21, 2008 @ 8:14 pm

  39. #36 – Ah, Megan Fox. What a fox.

    #39 | Comment by Franko the Tanko — September 21, 2008 @ 8:53 pm

  40. Smash, I appreciate what you’re trying to do/say here, but did you really have to pick 2 of the nastiest asses out there?

    What about Nicole Sherzinger?
    http://lessclothes.com/client/gallery/g-4418-nicole-scherzinger-wins-again

    What about Audrina Partridge?
    http://lessclothes.com/client/gallery/g-1325-greatest-hits-audrinas-playboy-audition

    And of course, what about Megan Fox???
    http://lessclothes.com/client/gallery/g-4253-megan-fox-at-eagle-eye

    I’m just saying…there was far more better material out there!!

    #40 | Comment by MacDaddy — September 21, 2008 @ 9:04 pm

  41. I didn’t say I found either girl appealing. I’m just trying to get an answer to the question of which is better.

    Kim Kardashian used to be hot…but that ass on hers looks like it’s 9 months pregnant!

    #41 | Comment by smash — September 21, 2008 @ 9:07 pm

  42. #40, since of the three pics you posted only the first one reveals a full shot of an ass, I’ll vote for Nicole. But your choices > Smash’s.

    #42 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — September 21, 2008 @ 10:19 pm

  43. Fat bottomed girls make the rockin’ world go ’round…

    #43 | Comment by flyboy — September 21, 2008 @ 10:27 pm

  44. Tight. Tight asses are best. It’s not size, it’s shape, that counts. And that goes for boobs too, even though boobs are better than asses.

    #44 | Comment by Clarkkers — September 21, 2008 @ 10:44 pm

  45. they are ok asses, I am an ass man, and i prefer something more like this http://www.chickipedia.com/leann-rimes/photosgallery/948007_272-jpg.html

    #45 | Comment by Klitsnot — September 21, 2008 @ 10:58 pm

  46. thats not a good one… thats old ass vs new ass… so hands down the new tighter ass wins.

    #46 | Comment by smallcricket — September 21, 2008 @ 11:32 pm

  47. This post is not only for the blacks, but for the Latinos… like me. In my neck of the woods, if you don’t have a plump ass and tits, you might as well be a man, because all these skinny little bitches with the prepubescent bodies that need the fake tits just won’t cut it.

    That being said, Kim all the way. She could be the biggest whore of life and dumb as a flattened turd, but then again, I’m not planing on fucking her personality or her brain…

    #47 | Comment by JZ — September 22, 2008 @ 3:30 am

  48. Used to love J.Lo back in her sexy music video days. You know before she married a skeleton then had his babys.

    Kim Kardashian is hot, and that ass was great. But now it’s getting bigger and out of control. I think it has a mind of its own and is forcing it’s own expansion. It’s likely that it’s completely unstable, and could kill us all.

    For me Jessica Biel is winning the ass game right now. Tight body but a round ass that you don’t often see on white women. She’s got a “ba-donk-a-donk” that could make Beyonce proud!

    #48 | Comment by Evil Monkey — September 22, 2008 @ 4:13 am

  49. Just like to add that J.Lo’s ass isn’t what it used to be. However, in her prime J.Lo was the queen of asses. Big, round but not bordering on end-table-like qualities, like Kim Kardashian’s.

    #49 | Comment by Evil Monkey — September 22, 2008 @ 4:31 am

  50. Jess Biel. But tits are much more interesting.

    #50 | Comment by Lock — September 22, 2008 @ 5:50 am

  51. I don’t care how big the tits are, if she has a pancake ass, it negates the titties. Nobody says the ass has to be huge, but it at least has to be nice and round. Besides, it’s all about proportions. A big ass is OK paired with a small waist. Big asses do not always = fat.

    #51 | Comment by eldo — September 22, 2008 @ 9:14 am

  52. OK…..best ASS EVER!!!!!!!!

    http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:47395

    #52 | Comment by MacDaddy — September 22, 2008 @ 9:41 am

  53. Keyra Agustina.

    ps. Jessica Biel has a very nice ass. C’mon, Audrina Patridge, ass? Where?

    #53 | Comment by Samus — September 22, 2008 @ 10:03 am

  54. That’s the worst pics of J-lo I’ve ever seen. Fail.

    #54 | Comment by d00d — September 22, 2008 @ 1:58 pm

  55. I’m all about Kim K’s badonkadonk

    #55 | Comment by Tony — September 22, 2008 @ 6:29 pm

  56. Kim forthewin

    #56 | Comment by Darkstar — September 22, 2008 @ 8:31 pm

  57. Jessica Biel FTW!!!

    #57 | Comment by scuppasteve — September 22, 2008 @ 8:34 pm

  58. Kim, no contest

    #58 | Comment by JustJustin — September 22, 2008 @ 8:40 pm

  59. #52
    No offense man, but really? Thats an ass? It’s more like a flat wall with a thong painted on it…

    #59 | Comment by JustJustin — September 22, 2008 @ 8:44 pm

  60. TBH that’s too much ass for a whiteboy like me. But, i’d have to tie a board to my own ass before I went spelunking in Kim’s pooper.

    #60 | Comment by mister — September 22, 2008 @ 10:14 pm

  61. Neither of them… Both are ugly…

    #61 | Comment by Leon — September 22, 2008 @ 10:32 pm

  62. JLo looks like a smiling seal…

    #62 | Comment by Leon — September 22, 2008 @ 10:34 pm

  63. In honor of Heros…I was reminded of one of the best asses in the world…

    Ali Larter!!

    http://www.deluxe-celebs.com/bmw/ali-larter/ali-larter-026.jpg

    Not her best photo……but I looove her ass!

    #63 | Comment by MacDaddy — September 23, 2008 @ 12:00 pm

  64. ^^That was definetly one of the best moments on that series. Who am I kidding. That WAS the best moment on that series.

    #64 | Comment by Evil Monkey — September 24, 2008 @ 2:07 am

  65. Kaylynn

    http://www.sexypornobabes.net/galleries/july2008/jj-kaylynn-fishnet-solo/03.jpg

    #65 | Comment by bob boso — October 11, 2008 @ 12:46 am

  66. sweet…that didnt work…so if this one doesnt either..look her up your damn self. haha

    http://promo.content.premiumpass.com/images/V08155/tgp/360X240/nt/3.jpg

    #66 | Comment by bob boso — October 11, 2008 @ 12:50 am

  67. There are no losers in this contest

    #67 | Comment by jon — October 19, 2008 @ 12:53 am

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