A short book about choosing if and when to have sex.
With questions such as:
“Does it hurt when a boy puts his penis in you?”
and
“I have small tits. Will I ever get a boyfriend?”
It’s a good book ^_^
dont link this
WAUGH!
A short book about choosing if and when to have sex.
With questions such as:
“Does it hurt when a boy puts his penis in you?”
and
“I have small tits. Will I ever get a boyfriend?”
It’s a good book ^_^
Don’t think I’ll be buying it though. Also FIRST
#1 | Comment by Samael — October 11, 2008 @ 8:13 am
Ooh….Sounds Great
SECOND!!!
=p
#2 | Comment by Amour — October 11, 2008 @ 8:32 am
THIRD
#3 | Comment by Coach Dante — October 11, 2008 @ 10:53 am
Q: I have small tits. Will I ever get a boyfriend?
A: Only if you do anal
#4 | Comment by Ryozenzuzex — October 11, 2008 @ 11:01 am
Q: I have small tits. Will I ever get a boyfriend?
A: Yes, but he will be a pedophile
#5 | Comment by I Cured Polio — October 11, 2008 @ 11:26 am
Sometimes the penis hurts
http://lazytownfeast.ytmnd.com/
#6 | Comment by walker4409 — October 11, 2008 @ 12:13 pm
and to think, I got stuck reading that Dr. Suess Book, “Horton Hires a Ho!”
#7 | Comment by MacDaddy — October 11, 2008 @ 12:15 pm
Kirsty has Downs Syndrome.
#8 | Comment by Jap-Jay — October 11, 2008 @ 2:11 pm
I just fapped to that. Mainly it was because of the sexy accent and because ‘my baws were filled with bust’.
#9 | Comment by Evil Monkey — October 11, 2008 @ 2:30 pm
So, let’s have a look at the themes of this book:
– All boys want to coerce girls into having sex and that’s perfectly fine
– Girls who are afraid of sex and “protect” their virginity are good girls
– Girls who are not afraid of sex and in fact want it are bad girls who will get assaulted and it’s their own fault if they do because boys can’t help it
Fuck. That. Sexist. Bullshit.
What is this, the ’50s?
#10 | Comment by EmJee — October 11, 2008 @ 3:33 pm
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
#11 | Comment by mister — October 11, 2008 @ 4:31 pm
RE: 4 & 5
True and true.
#12 | Comment by dex — October 11, 2008 @ 6:07 pm
Absolutely fucking hilarious, hahaha. It’s like a latter-day Christian morality play, all the sinners burn in hell. No fucking mercy! Someone actually went to the trouble of producing Ladybird style kiddy illustrations as well.
This is all a piss-take on ladybird books, right? It would surely help the slow readers.
Kirsty is a full-on cock tease. I bet she’s tighter than a fairy’s snatch. 😛
#13 | Comment by cobalt — October 11, 2008 @ 6:22 pm
err. some christians don’t believe in the use of condoms.. some believe sex outside of wedlock is bad.. so saying it’s in anyway “christian” is pushing it a bit…
agree with the ladybird picture style… nice work
#14 | Comment by garth2k — October 11, 2008 @ 8:01 pm
jeesh…wowzie…
#15 | Comment by phil_m_fun — October 11, 2008 @ 8:11 pm
Q: I have small tits. Will I ever get a boyfriend?
A: If you give him oral, anal, let him fuck you in the armpits and buy them beer, then the answer is yes.
#16 | Comment by Smiley — October 11, 2008 @ 8:28 pm
That “book” made me laugh.
Especially the True or False one…
#17 | Comment by Franko The Tanko — October 11, 2008 @ 9:30 pm
Q: A girl will only fancy a boy if he:
A: has a sense of humour
B: has an enormous cock
C: is a good listener
D: not necessarily any of the above
E: If you’ve got all three, it will help!
#18 | Comment by Topher — October 11, 2008 @ 10:48 pm
a man will take from an attention whore what he WANTS and she DESERVES IT.
#19 | Comment by filthyfish — October 11, 2008 @ 11:01 pm
Q: “Does it hurt when a boy puts his penis in you?”
Justin: “Only the first time.”
#20 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 12, 2008 @ 12:00 am
#20, you rawk.
#21 | Comment by Phil says, "huh?" — October 12, 2008 @ 12:10 am
That voice is so hot. I imagined this chick gurgling on my cock with that sweet ascent.
#22 | Comment by Jack — October 12, 2008 @ 12:17 am
#6 FUCK YOU
#23 | Comment by LazyTownFan — October 12, 2008 @ 3:46 am
Q. I’ve had sex once and it wasn’t much fun, my penis hurt afterwards. Will it always be like that?
IT WAS A TRAP
#24 | Comment by LazyTownFan — October 12, 2008 @ 3:54 am
#23 Hey Lazytownfart, if you don´t understand art
shut your fucking mouth
#25 | Comment by walker4409 — October 12, 2008 @ 7:44 am
#25, lawl
#26 | Comment by Grissom — October 12, 2008 @ 11:13 am
Kirsty had a nice rack.
#27 | Comment by DMB — October 12, 2008 @ 4:37 pm
Q: My boyfriend wants me to touch his penis but I’m not sure I’m ready. Where can I find out about stuff like that?
A: See next question
Q: When will I be ready for sex?
A: After you touch his penis.
#28 | Comment by darkstar — October 12, 2008 @ 5:25 pm
Anyone seen pictures of the Olsen twins lately?
They look fucking terrible. I can’t believe I ever
fapped towatched their show a few years back.#29 | Comment by cobalt — October 12, 2008 @ 5:46 pm
You f**king liar Andrew. You’re pure chucked by the way
#30 | Comment by chicken — October 12, 2008 @ 6:01 pm
#25 so you know art? then explain the meaning of the running woman on the right
http://arch.kimag.es/share/66143890.jpg
#31 | Comment by LazyTownFan — October 12, 2008 @ 6:58 pm
That woman means the drawer is an infantile
untalented worthless idiot, who sells crap for
millons of dollars.
Btw,i always hated Picasso
#32 | Comment by walker4409 — October 12, 2008 @ 11:40 pm
#32
“drawer?”
Why are we talking about furniture?
#33 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — October 13, 2008 @ 12:08 am
Holy shit. My baws!
#34 | Comment by Ro — October 13, 2008 @ 12:22 am
#31, Clearly everyone in the panting is a ghost and running from the Ghostbusters (off panel).
The woman on the right is the first victim and is currently being sucked into a trap; While the man in the middle is the Key Master and turning into a dog demon thing to join the Gate Keeper on the far left.
The other ghosts are running away because they know their number is up ’cause the Ghostbusters ain’t afraid o’ no ghost.
… I love post-modern art.
#35 | Comment by Dr. Venkman — October 13, 2008 @ 2:52 am
I thought she was running to help the horse who was being electrocuted by the faulty wiring in the lamp he’s standing under.
#36 | Comment by Greggmcg — October 13, 2008 @ 11:48 am
#33 you don´t know what drawing means ?
Where are you from …the Hillbilly assfuck mountains ?
#35 the woman in the right is YOU after being fucked
by the horse
#37 | Comment by walker4409 — October 13, 2008 @ 2:58 pm
#37 – Umm… Someone who draws is usually referred to as either an illustrator or artist.
And the Hillbilly Assfuck Mountains is known as the Apalachian Mountains. It’s been that way since the late 60’s when Disney took over.
#38 | Comment by Smiley — October 13, 2008 @ 10:23 pm
6# Art is the highest level of beautifulness,
and nothing is more beautiful than a fallen
Angel
#39 | Comment by walker4409 — October 14, 2008 @ 10:37 am
^^
Interesting. And what are the other levels of “beautifulness”?
Nothing makes you appear more intelligent than making up words.
#40 | Comment by Rasputin — October 14, 2008 @ 4:36 pm
The other level is beauteousness.
But no word can ever be good enough
for her. I have to invent some more.
If you weren´t stupid like a garden hose
you would know that.
#41 | Comment by walker4409 — October 14, 2008 @ 5:14 pm
Julianna,your LOVELINESS
your PRETTYNESS
your BONNINESS
is unsurpassable
I love you and i go on my knees for you
let us pray
http://ststephanie.ytmnd.com/
#42 | Comment by walker4409 — October 14, 2008 @ 5:51 pm
walker4409,your STUPIDITY
your PETTINESS
your CHILDISHNESS
is unsurpassable
your poetry sucks and i wish you would stop posting it
let us pray
http://www.verybadpoetry.com/
#43 | Comment by Rasputin — October 15, 2008 @ 11:22 am
I live and learn, Rasputin
#44 | Comment by walker4409 — October 15, 2008 @ 11:28 am
Then buy Luvs.
Sex with Justin makes it burn when you pee.
True Story.
#45 | Comment by JustSumDude — October 17, 2008 @ 2:09 pm
#10; “Girls who are not afraid of sex and in fact want it are bad girls who will get assaulted and it’s their own fault if they do because boys can’t help it”.
I’m not sure about that. The Kevin and Jill story doesn’t make Katy look like “the bad girl.”
#27; I’m not sure abour Kirsty’s rack, but she’s got a cute face.
#46 | Comment by NotTellingURightNow — October 23, 2008 @ 7:59 pm