52 thoughts on “IT’S MY BIRTHDAY, BITCHES!”

  1. first?

    #1 | Comment by hiiiiii — November 23, 2008 @ 4:54 am

  2. Your birthday is one day after scarlett johansson’s…..HOT!!!
    Oh HAPPY BIRTHDAY

    #2 | Comment by Alucard — November 23, 2008 @ 4:56 am

  3. saengil chukha hamnida

    #3 | Comment by Kee Man — November 23, 2008 @ 5:10 am

  4. Happy Birthday, you old son of a bitch.

    #4 | Comment by Kewtr — November 23, 2008 @ 5:32 am

  5. happy birthday, and thanks for the site!

    #5 | Comment by MoarMeganFoxNao — November 23, 2008 @ 6:24 am

  6. Happy birthday and check your mail

    #6 | Comment by walker4409 — November 23, 2008 @ 6:25 am

  7. Happy Birthday, you Perv!!

    *Longtime Lurker*

    #7 | Comment by Tigh Saul — November 23, 2008 @ 7:04 am

  8. ???? – san yat fai lok

    😀

    #8 | Comment by t$ — November 23, 2008 @ 8:17 am

  9. ??? = my cantonese wasn’t properly displayed

    #9 | Comment by t$ — November 23, 2008 @ 8:17 am

  10. I would have bet that the cake had Lazytown Stephanie on it.

    Fappy Birthday

    #10 | Comment by filthyfish — November 23, 2008 @ 8:56 am

  11. Happy Birthday, dude.

    #11 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — November 23, 2008 @ 9:41 am

  12. November 23, 1804 – Franklin Pierce
    November 23, 1887 – Boris Karloff
    November 23, 1898 – Bess Flowers
    November 23, 1915 – Ellen Drew
    November 23, 1917 – Michael Gough
    November 23, 1920 – Paul Celan
    November 23, 1934 – Robert Towne
    November 23, 1944 – James Toback
    November 23, 1948 – Jack Ham
    November 23, 1948 – Richard V. Licata
    November 23, 1951 – Aaron Norris
    November 23, 1954 – Bruce Hornsby
    November 23, 1956 – Steve Harvey
    November 23, 1959 – Dominique Dunne
    November 23, 1959 – Maxwell Caulfield
    November 23, 1960 – John Henton
    November 23, 1964 – Boyd Kestner
    November 23, 1964 – Erika Buenfil
    November 23, 1966 – Vincent Cassel
    November 23, 1967 – Salli Richardson
    November 23, 1970 – Oded Fehr
    November 23, 1970 – Zoe Ball
    November 23, 1971 – Vin Baker
    November 23, 1972 – Alf Inge Haaland
    November 23, 1972 – Kurupt
    November 23, 1974 – Malik Rose
    November 23, 1974 – Saku Koivu
    November 23, 1976 – Kristina Laum
    November 23, 1979 – Kelly Brook
    November 23, 1979 – Kenny Miller
    November 23, 1979 – Nihat Khaveci
    November 23, 1979 – Simon Davies
    November 23, 1984 – Lucas Grabeel
    November 23, 1986 – Maxene Magalona
    November 23, 1992 – Miley Cyrus

    miley! yay! :o)
    happy birthday dude! i hope there will be many more to come in excellent health!

    #12 | Comment by Anonamemouse — November 23, 2008 @ 9:59 am

  13. #12, that list was pretty meh until it hit miley cyrus.

    november 23rd redeemed!

    #13 | Comment by Justin — November 23, 2008 @ 10:14 am

  14. happy birthday justin!

    #14 | Comment by idl3mind — November 23, 2008 @ 11:00 am

  15. #13 – you know who else shares a b-day with you? Vincent Cassel, who is married to Monica Bellucci. coincidence? 😮

    happy b-day! ^_^

    #15 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 23, 2008 @ 11:55 am

  16. where da loli-chan at?

    #16 | Comment by Xan — November 23, 2008 @ 12:01 pm

  17. “#12, that list was pretty meh until it hit miley cyrus. ”
    Thats what he said – Zing!

    So which of your birthday parties were you at when Mileys mother was kicking her our her womb??

    #17 | Comment by Psyper — November 23, 2008 @ 12:19 pm

  18. hmm notice how Justin and Miley share the same birthday and yet they are never in the same place at the same time. Coincidence? I think not! Its like Bruce Wayne’s alter ego Superman.

    #18 | Comment by Pirho — November 23, 2008 @ 12:54 pm

  19. Hey Bro, Congrats!!
    how many is it?

    #19 | Comment by Charlioso — November 23, 2008 @ 1:16 pm

  20. Saggitarius FTW.

    #20 | Comment by El Payo — November 23, 2008 @ 1:22 pm

  21. *Sagittarius FTW.

    I guess us November kids suck at horoscopical spelling.

    #21 | Comment by El Payo — November 23, 2008 @ 1:23 pm

  22. Happy Birthday oh might leader. Celerbrate with Miley…..that post the pictures…you know…have a classy birthday….! 😉

    #22 | Comment by borat4602 — November 23, 2008 @ 4:14 pm

  23. Why do I picture your B-day Party with one of those clowns making baloon animals.

    I bet you also had a theme, with Jo-Jo plates and streemers.

    sad, soo very sad

    #23 | Comment by MacDaddy — November 23, 2008 @ 5:00 pm

  24. Happy Birthday

    #24 | Comment by Smiley — November 23, 2008 @ 5:20 pm

  25. #12/13 – Kelly Brooks not bad either. Although, she is 29. I guess she doesn’t quite fit the profile.

    Fappy B-Day to you and AB (that’s a joke in the “there the same person”-milieu).

    #25 | Comment by Evil Monkey — November 23, 2008 @ 5:31 pm

  26. Happy birthday Justin. Loving the old skool Mario cupcakes.

    That’s right mothafuckas, old skool with a ‘k’.

    #26 | Comment by cobalt — November 23, 2008 @ 7:24 pm

  27. Happy Birthday.

    #27 | Comment by Nobody — November 23, 2008 @ 8:12 pm

  28. happy bday, where can i get cupcakes like that? ;o

    #28 | Comment by Troilus — November 23, 2008 @ 9:19 pm

  29. Happy Birthday!

    You’re becoming more of a pedo with every year added.

    PS
    Blue icing has been proven to cause cancer…or is that blue balls? Either way, you’re fucked! 🙂

    #29 | Comment by Timmyyyy — November 23, 2008 @ 9:42 pm

  30. http://imagefap.com/gallery/1377843

    birthday present maybe?

    #30 | Comment by Xan — November 23, 2008 @ 10:33 pm

  31. ^^^
    ew.

    #31 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 23, 2008 @ 10:46 pm

  32. ^^

    awh. oh well.

    #32 | Comment by Xan — November 23, 2008 @ 10:49 pm

  33. Happy Birthday

    #33 | Comment by Regped — November 24, 2008 @ 1:04 am

  34. You should contact Billy Ray and see if you can Break his daughters achy breaky heart for her birthday.

    #34 | Comment by Regped — November 24, 2008 @ 1:10 am

  35. Happy Beerday

    are you getting some special sex bonus from your wife?
    some justin-wife-angelbaby threeway?

    #35 | Comment by OhMyDog — November 24, 2008 @ 4:00 am

  36. ^^^
    he wishes.

    #36 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 24, 2008 @ 4:50 am

  37. I’m always up for achy-breaky Billy Ray jokes.

    But it would have been much funnier if you’d said hymen.

    #37 | Comment by cobalt — November 24, 2008 @ 5:17 am

  38. so what?

    we need more topless pictures on this site

    #38 | Comment by en Het Pudel — November 24, 2008 @ 5:20 am

  39. 39th

    Happy birfdizzle, jizzle.

    #39 | Comment by efilflah — November 24, 2008 @ 8:05 am

  40. One more for the history books and hopefully many more to come!

    #40 | Comment by Chris — November 24, 2008 @ 10:35 am

  41. 35 “If you subscribe to the Justin = AngelBaby (which I don’t, I just like DID psychosis fun), then anytime he has sex, it’s a threeway with Angelbaby… If that turns you on (and not because you’re still picturing Angelbaby as a separate person), you probably need to have a talk with some of your friends (I think therapists are crap, my friends will listen to my problems and ask me innane questions for free, and then cheer me up, and sometimes have sex with me)…”

    #41 | Comment by Ryuka — November 24, 2008 @ 11:30 am

  42. well, congrats then 😉

    #42 | Comment by Jade — November 24, 2008 @ 4:24 pm

  43. Happy birthday, you old fart. When I discovered your blog I was still a teenager and you were still at Michigan. Oh, we’re old.

    ps what happened to suzi? she was hot.

    #43 | Comment by Sirin — November 24, 2008 @ 7:01 pm

  44. @41
    if your assumptions are true then i’m gonna have some pretty nasty psychological scars,

    oh and “eww”

    i’ll go fap to anne hathaway instead

    #44 | Comment by OhMyDog — November 24, 2008 @ 11:56 pm

  45. ^^ “Not my assumptions, just some I have read from other posters, but glad I can scar you.”

    #45 | Comment by Ryuka — November 25, 2008 @ 3:30 am

  46. Who the fuck is Justin?

    #46 | Comment by The Deadly Superman — November 25, 2008 @ 8:20 pm

  47. Happy birthday, Justin. thanks for this site and keep up the good work!

    #47 | Comment by Andre — November 25, 2008 @ 8:58 pm

  48. Happy Birthday, Justin – as late as I may be.

    #48 | Comment by Kreuk — November 26, 2008 @ 12:27 am

  49. Happy Birthday. Your site proves that as long as we’re pedos, we don’t really get older cause they stay the same age.

    #49 | Comment by Mister — November 26, 2008 @ 9:55 am

  50. kelly brook is not in anyway, shape or form “meh”..

    #50 | Comment by garth2k — November 26, 2008 @ 3:31 pm

  51. Happy birthday! 🙂 Great site…

    #51 | Comment by Jailbait — November 27, 2008 @ 7:28 pm

  52. Hi justin, happy belated birthday. I was bloghopping and saw the site whose owner made your cupcakes.. and thought hey i know whose birthday that must be! Hope you are in good health; many happy returns!

    ps you are such an old pervert.

    #52 | Comment by nikki — December 1, 2008 @ 9:08 am

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