2010 Pirelli Calendar

29 06 2009

The Pirelli Calendar has become famous over the past 45 years due largely to its artistic nude photos of models (and occasionally actresses), and the exclusivity of not being available for sale.

Brief history lesson over, the 2010 edition of the calendar features supercutie Miranda Kerr with her top off, and that’s really all you need to know. Yumb.


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45 responses to “2010 Pirelli Calendar”

    30 06 2009
  • 1.  BobBobson (00:00:50) :

    Lily Cole is my fug addiction… I just can’t stop crushin on her and her Stewie-head.

  • 30 06 2009
  • 2.  Mr. Bojangles (00:12:39) :

    Yarr, I be second! People who post beyond me better pirate talk it up!

  • 30 06 2009
  • 3.  AngelBaby (00:16:16) :

    wat

  • 30 06 2009
  • 4.  Mr. Bojangles (00:19:34) :

    Poirates, we be poirates, aye matey? You know, Bob’s your uncle?

  • 30 06 2009
  • 5.  Mr. Cankle (00:21:44) :

    Ahoy, get with it Angelbaby. A pence for an old man o’de sea?

    http://www.talklikeapirateday.com/translate/index.php

  • 30 06 2009
  • 6.  Ghostman (00:36:25) :

    Image #7, with the sloth, is fucking money. That sloth looks so incredibly happy.

  • 30 06 2009
  • 7.  EmJee (02:12:41) :

    I’m the lucky seventh poster. To reward myself, I will fap to this seven times.

    This may take a while…

  • 30 06 2009
  • 8.  kewtr (03:01:25) :

    Cream FTW IMO. Some of them just are bad though. Still loved it.

  • 30 06 2009
  • 9.  cobalt (03:20:54) :

    Finally some higher res of this shoot. Cheers AB. I got sick of seeing those shitty 400 pixel versions.

    But am I going blind or is there no individual shot of Lily Cole? And what kind of fucked up Calendar has 9 months? Is this the Venus edition?

  • 30 06 2009
  • 10.  AngelBaby (04:08:27) :

    ^^^
    you’re quite welcome. rest assured if all that exists are crappy lo res pics, i won’t bother wasting anyone’s time with them…unless it’s something earth-shattering.

    and i’m pretty sure that these shots don’t represent exactly what will be in the actual calendar, i think they are more like behind the scenes stuff.

  • 30 06 2009
  • 11.  Guy Perkins (05:47:45) :

    Thank you, #1 – now that someone else said that, I can safely say the following…

    I would commit crimes against humanity for Lily Cole.

  • 30 06 2009
  • 12.  een (07:26:30) :

    I love them. Arr.

  • 30 06 2009
  • 13.  MacDaddy (09:15:24) :

    ‘meh….not all that hot!

    Am I supposed to know who Miranda Kerr is????

  • 30 06 2009
  • 14.  MIK (09:55:30) :

    @13 she is the awesomely hot/cute aussie model who is/was a Victoria’s Secret angel. She is also in an ep of How I Met Your Mother.

    Also, who is the busty redhead fourth from the right?

  • 30 06 2009
  • 15.  MIK (09:57:06) :

    @#1 “Lily Cole is my fug addiction… I just can’t stop crushin on her and her Stewie-head.”

    Oh, that answers my question… she does have a stewie head :)

  • 30 06 2009
  • 16.  evil monkey (11:14:28) :

    Couldn’t decide on my comment for pic #1 so here’s both:

    *Hmm… as hot as the girl in pic #1 is, I can’t help thinking about that chicken, and oddly how badly I want to choke it.

    *Girl in pic#1 looks happy to be holding a big cock. I think I can help her out with that in the future.

    PS: Miranda Kerr is FTW. Wouldn’t mind seeing more of her on here in the future (as well as Adriana Lima, Alessandra Amborosio, etc..)

  • 30 06 2009
  • 17.  Nobody (12:09:19) :

    Miranda Kerr is faptastic.

  • 30 06 2009
  • 18.  Mister (12:11:21) :

    WinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWin

  • 30 06 2009
  • 19.  Mister (12:13:50) :

    oh, and here’s a fave: Miranda

  • 30 06 2009
  • 20.  devnull (13:49:06) :

    @#14 that’s the aforementioned Lily Cole.

  • 30 06 2009
  • 21.  Sliy (16:36:53) :

    Lily Cole FTW!

  • 30 06 2009
  • 22.  MSK (18:41:51) :

    Looked anywhere but i dont see a way to contact justin or angel baby and seached the site and didnt found this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po2lGo7LIPM olivia munn self breast exam.

  • 30 06 2009
  • 23.  MIK (19:18:32) :

    @#20 I know, thanks… I realised when I read #1, thats what my comment #15 was about. She is hot, but she really does have a Stewie-head

  • 30 06 2009
  • 24.  filthyfish (21:31:08) :

    good pics,

    however,

    WTF is the jailbait banner still on the top of the site for?

  • 1 07 2009
  • 25.  pyronuc (02:16:27) :

    #22

    Sorry, but Olivia Munn breast exam WITH SHIRT ON is FTL.

    That video wasn’t even hot in the slightest. She sucked all the hotness out of it, much as I suspected a “breast exam” video would have, but I was still hoping just the tiniest bit that she’d take her shirt off and do it bare chested.

    If not, at least I had hoped for a nipple.

    But totally covered…not worth it.

  • 1 07 2009
  • 26.  evil monkey (04:00:50) :

    ^^She didn’t even show tit for Playboy, what was the chances she’d be showing tit on that video. I have no idea why she thinks she is too good to show her stuff off. Isn’t she still another run of the mill chick on cable.

  • 1 07 2009
  • 27.  pyronuc (04:09:44) :

    yeah, I highly doubted she’d take it off, I just had this small hope that she would.

  • 1 07 2009
  • 28.  cobalt (11:36:45) :

    I’d actually watched that vid last year without realizing it was a celebrity. What a bland accent she has.

    IMHO this is the only breast exam video you’ll ever need to watch:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLaUnGl_2No (first boring bit)

    http://rapidshare.com/files/34257223/girlsmbrssngillness240507.avi (the good part)

    It could only have happened on UK TV. I don’t personally imagine it will ever be improved upon, but I live in hope.

  • 1 07 2009
  • 29.  al (14:58:51) :

    Filthyfish has a great point

  • 1 07 2009
  • 30.  Justin L (17:17:56) :

    have you seen the katy perry pics from esquire magazine?

  • 1 07 2009
  • 31.  Alias (19:13:53) :

    Is Gracie Carvalho showing off a little bush or is that a tat?

  • 1 07 2009
  • 32.  Tony (19:31:53) :

    I love cutie Miranda Kerr even more when I can see here big blue eyes along with hit cute li’l titty tips ^_^

  • 1 07 2009
  • 33.  Ebonics (23:10:34) :

    Does anyone else think that Miranda Kerr’s breast that is visible in the group shot looks like it was put in there with photoshop?

    Let me start at the beginning: I was having a nice fap to Kerr and I felt the need to zoom in on the photo for optimal fapability. After a good half hour (I take a lot of pills… its hard to fap and takes longer) of looking at that picture zoomed in, I started to think the breast wasn’t really her’s.

    So take a look and zoom in on Kerr in the group photo, but don’t use the window’s based image viewer… use photoshop or another program that actually works right when you zoom in.

    I could be totally wrong and this could be totally pointless (I also don’t want to ruin it for anyone) but I have spent about a decade using photoshop and I’ve also spent a lot of time looking at Miranda Kerr. To me the contrast is a bit off and the placement isn’t right. It looks like she was trying to completely cover herself too.

    So tell me what ya think. I’m not trying to make a bold statement or anything…. just putting the idea out there and wondering if anyone else thinks the same.

  • 2 07 2009
  • 34.  Mr. Bojangles (00:07:17) :

    ^^ Arrr, I do believe that be her right breast, as her body is at an angle and slightly lowered on that side.

    Bob’s your uncle and whatnot.

  • 2 07 2009
  • 35.  Nobody (01:36:13) :

    There’s a low res video out there somewhere that shows Kerr is definitely topless for that group photo. It’s possible that the final picture was shopped, but I doubt it.

  • 2 07 2009
  • 36.  evil monkey (02:17:14) :

    Could be they just touched it up with photoshop, rather than a complete copy and paste.

  • 2 07 2009
    2 07 2009
  • 38.  cobalt (05:11:54) :

    #33: I’d say the placement is about right but the coloration is certainly strange. The way she was standing may have meant her breast was in shadow and underexposed on the photo, and only brightened up afterwards on a computer.

    It seems unlikey that anyone would bother to photoshop scrappy on-set candids like these. Personally I can’t wait to see the proper photos.

  • 2 07 2009
  • 39.  OsamaBinLaden (12:02:28) :

    Man, that Rosie chick has a great ass but some serious man hands!!!

  • 2 07 2009
  • 40.  cobalt (13:24:23) :

    lol, I saw this magazine photoshoot today that featured a model listed as ‘Rosie @ Model 1’

    and I thought “Wow, she’s seriously hot. I’ll see if I can track her down online.”

    Turns out she’s the Rosie Huntingdon-Whiteley of the Pirelli Photshoot above. Small world!

  • 2 07 2009
  • 41.  Ebonics (22:41:35) :

    Something just didn’t look right about it… There probably wasn’t a whole breast added… but like Evil Monkey said, maybe just a small size increase was done or a “touch up?” Or maybe its nothing but a shadow (Cobalt). Or maybe its a CIA plot of some kind and Kerr is a spy for Australia!

    Regardless… She is so naturally beautiful that it doesn’t really matter. I appreciate the kind input. Thanks agin.

  • 2 07 2009
  • 42.  Metacarpal (23:21:16) :

    All women of the world with beautiful small tatas need to see this so they don’t get implants and screw em up.

  • 3 07 2009
  • 43.  Jade (19:00:44) :

    Mirrrrrraaaaaandaaaaaa :D

  • 8 07 2009
  • 44.  Viper (02:57:35) :

    My ultimate fantasy….a threesome with Miranda Kerr & Ana Beatriz Barros(Miranda is holding onto her in the main pic)

  • 8 07 2009
  • 45.  pala2g (08:53:19) :

    Image #1, can’t say anything bad with a half-naked model with a cock on her hands.

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