The Pirelli Calendar has become famous over the past 45 years due largely to its artistic nude photos of models (and occasionally actresses), and the exclusivity of not being available for sale.
Brief history lesson over, the 2010 edition of the calendar features supercutie Miranda Kerr with her top off, and that’s really all you need to know. Yumb.
Lily Cole is my fug addiction… I just can’t stop crushin on her and her Stewie-head.
#1 | Comment by BobBobson — June 30, 2009 @ 12:00 am
Yarr, I be second! People who post beyond me better pirate talk it up!
#2 | Comment by Mr. Bojangles — June 30, 2009 @ 12:12 am
wat
#3 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 30, 2009 @ 12:16 am
Poirates, we be poirates, aye matey? You know, Bob’s your uncle?
#4 | Comment by Mr. Bojangles — June 30, 2009 @ 12:19 am
Ahoy, get with it Angelbaby. A pence for an old man o’de sea?
http://www.talklikeapirateday.com/translate/index.php
#5 | Comment by Mr. Cankle — June 30, 2009 @ 12:21 am
Image #7, with the sloth, is fucking money. That sloth looks so incredibly happy.
#6 | Comment by Ghostman — June 30, 2009 @ 12:36 am
I’m the lucky seventh poster. To reward myself, I will fap to this seven times.
This may take a while…
#7 | Comment by EmJee — June 30, 2009 @ 2:12 am
Cream FTW IMO. Some of them just are bad though. Still loved it.
#8 | Comment by kewtr — June 30, 2009 @ 3:01 am
Finally some higher res of this shoot. Cheers AB. I got sick of seeing those shitty 400 pixel versions.
But am I going blind or is there no individual shot of Lily Cole? And what kind of fucked up Calendar has 9 months? Is this the Venus edition?
#9 | Comment by cobalt — June 30, 2009 @ 3:20 am
^^^
you’re quite welcome. rest assured if all that exists are crappy lo res pics, i won’t bother wasting anyone’s time with them…unless it’s something earth-shattering.
and i’m pretty sure that these shots don’t represent exactly what will be in the actual calendar, i think they are more like behind the scenes stuff.
#10 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 30, 2009 @ 4:08 am
Thank you, #1 – now that someone else said that, I can safely say the following…
I would commit crimes against humanity for Lily Cole.
#11 | Comment by Guy Perkins — June 30, 2009 @ 5:47 am
I love them. Arr.
#12 | Comment by een — June 30, 2009 @ 7:26 am
‘meh….not all that hot!
Am I supposed to know who Miranda Kerr is????
#13 | Comment by MacDaddy — June 30, 2009 @ 9:15 am
@13 she is the awesomely hot/cute aussie model who is/was a Victoria’s Secret angel. She is also in an ep of How I Met Your Mother.
Also, who is the busty redhead fourth from the right?
#14 | Comment by MIK — June 30, 2009 @ 9:55 am
@#1 “Lily Cole is my fug addiction… I just can’t stop crushin on her and her Stewie-head.”
Oh, that answers my question… she does have a stewie head 🙂
#15 | Comment by MIK — June 30, 2009 @ 9:57 am
Couldn’t decide on my comment for pic #1 so here’s both:
*Hmm… as hot as the girl in pic #1 is, I can’t help thinking about that chicken, and oddly how badly I want to choke it.
*Girl in pic#1 looks happy to be holding a big cock. I think I can help her out with that in the future.
PS: Miranda Kerr is FTW. Wouldn’t mind seeing more of her on here in the future (as well as Adriana Lima, Alessandra Amborosio, etc..)
#16 | Comment by evil monkey — June 30, 2009 @ 11:14 am
Miranda Kerr is faptastic.
#17 | Comment by Nobody — June 30, 2009 @ 12:09 pm
WinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWinWin
#18 | Comment by Mister — June 30, 2009 @ 12:11 pm
oh, and here’s a fave: Miranda
#19 | Comment by Mister — June 30, 2009 @ 12:13 pm
@#14 that’s the aforementioned Lily Cole.
#20 | Comment by devnull — June 30, 2009 @ 1:49 pm
Lily Cole FTW!
#21 | Comment by Sliy — June 30, 2009 @ 4:36 pm
Looked anywhere but i dont see a way to contact justin or angel baby and seached the site and didnt found this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po2lGo7LIPM olivia munn self breast exam.
#22 | Comment by MSK — June 30, 2009 @ 6:41 pm
@#20 I know, thanks… I realised when I read #1, thats what my comment #15 was about. She is hot, but she really does have a Stewie-head
#23 | Comment by MIK — June 30, 2009 @ 7:18 pm
good pics,
however,
WTF is the jailbait banner still on the top of the site for?
#24 | Comment by filthyfish — June 30, 2009 @ 9:31 pm
#22
Sorry, but Olivia Munn breast exam WITH SHIRT ON is FTL.
That video wasn’t even hot in the slightest. She sucked all the hotness out of it, much as I suspected a “breast exam” video would have, but I was still hoping just the tiniest bit that she’d take her shirt off and do it bare chested.
If not, at least I had hoped for a nipple.
But totally covered…not worth it.
#25 | Comment by pyronuc — July 1, 2009 @ 2:16 am
^^She didn’t even show tit for Playboy, what was the chances she’d be showing tit on that video. I have no idea why she thinks she is too good to show her stuff off. Isn’t she still another run of the mill chick on cable.
#26 | Comment by evil monkey — July 1, 2009 @ 4:00 am
yeah, I highly doubted she’d take it off, I just had this small hope that she would.
#27 | Comment by pyronuc — July 1, 2009 @ 4:09 am
I’d actually watched that vid last year without realizing it was a celebrity. What a bland accent she has.
IMHO this is the only breast exam video you’ll ever need to watch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLaUnGl_2No (first boring bit)
http://rapidshare.com/files/34257223/girlsmbrssngillness240507.avi (the good part)
It could only have happened on UK TV. I don’t personally imagine it will ever be improved upon, but I live in hope.
#28 | Comment by cobalt — July 1, 2009 @ 11:36 am
Filthyfish has a great point
#29 | Comment by al — July 1, 2009 @ 2:58 pm
have you seen the katy perry pics from esquire magazine?
#30 | Comment by Justin L — July 1, 2009 @ 5:17 pm
Is Gracie Carvalho showing off a little bush or is that a tat?
#31 | Comment by Alias — July 1, 2009 @ 7:13 pm
I love cutie Miranda Kerr even more when I can see here big blue eyes along with hit cute li’l titty tips ^_^
#32 | Comment by Tony — July 1, 2009 @ 7:31 pm
Does anyone else think that Miranda Kerr’s breast that is visible in the group shot looks like it was put in there with photoshop?
Let me start at the beginning: I was having a nice fap to Kerr and I felt the need to zoom in on the photo for optimal fapability. After a good half hour (I take a lot of pills… its hard to fap and takes longer) of looking at that picture zoomed in, I started to think the breast wasn’t really her’s.
So take a look and zoom in on Kerr in the group photo, but don’t use the window’s based image viewer… use photoshop or another program that actually works right when you zoom in.
I could be totally wrong and this could be totally pointless (I also don’t want to ruin it for anyone) but I have spent about a decade using photoshop and I’ve also spent a lot of time looking at Miranda Kerr. To me the contrast is a bit off and the placement isn’t right. It looks like she was trying to completely cover herself too.
So tell me what ya think. I’m not trying to make a bold statement or anything…. just putting the idea out there and wondering if anyone else thinks the same.
#33 | Comment by Ebonics — July 1, 2009 @ 11:10 pm
^^ Arrr, I do believe that be her right breast, as her body is at an angle and slightly lowered on that side.
Bob’s your uncle and whatnot.
#34 | Comment by Mr. Bojangles — July 2, 2009 @ 12:07 am
There’s a low res video out there somewhere that shows Kerr is definitely topless for that group photo. It’s possible that the final picture was shopped, but I doubt it.
#35 | Comment by Nobody — July 2, 2009 @ 1:36 am
Could be they just touched it up with photoshop, rather than a complete copy and paste.
#36 | Comment by evil monkey — July 2, 2009 @ 2:17 am
#35:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2970359/2010_pirelli_calendar_shoot/
#37 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 2, 2009 @ 3:07 am
#33: I’d say the placement is about right but the coloration is certainly strange. The way she was standing may have meant her breast was in shadow and underexposed on the photo, and only brightened up afterwards on a computer.
It seems unlikey that anyone would bother to photoshop scrappy on-set candids like these. Personally I can’t wait to see the proper photos.
#38 | Comment by cobalt — July 2, 2009 @ 5:11 am
Man, that Rosie chick has a great ass but some serious man hands!!!
#39 | Comment by OsamaBinLaden — July 2, 2009 @ 12:02 pm
lol, I saw this magazine photoshoot today that featured a model listed as ‘Rosie @ Model 1’
and I thought “Wow, she’s seriously hot. I’ll see if I can track her down online.”
Turns out she’s the Rosie Huntingdon-Whiteley of the Pirelli Photshoot above. Small world!
#40 | Comment by cobalt — July 2, 2009 @ 1:24 pm
Something just didn’t look right about it… There probably wasn’t a whole breast added… but like Evil Monkey said, maybe just a small size increase was done or a “touch up?” Or maybe its nothing but a shadow (Cobalt). Or maybe its a CIA plot of some kind and Kerr is a spy for Australia!
Regardless… She is so naturally beautiful that it doesn’t really matter. I appreciate the kind input. Thanks agin.
#41 | Comment by Ebonics — July 2, 2009 @ 10:41 pm
All women of the world with beautiful small tatas need to see this so they don’t get implants and screw em up.
#42 | Comment by Metacarpal — July 2, 2009 @ 11:21 pm
Mirrrrrraaaaaandaaaaaa 😀
#43 | Comment by Jade — July 3, 2009 @ 7:00 pm
My ultimate fantasy….a threesome with Miranda Kerr & Ana Beatriz Barros(Miranda is holding onto her in the main pic)
#44 | Comment by Viper — July 8, 2009 @ 2:57 am
Image #1, can’t say anything bad with a half-naked model with a cock on her hands.
#45 | Comment by pala2g — July 8, 2009 @ 8:53 am