Ronald Does Not Approve

Some of you may remember hearing the story of Louise Ogborn a few years back. The 18-year old was working her shift at a McDonald’s in Kentucky when her assistant manager got a call from someone claiming to be a police officer. “Officer Scott” told the AM that Louise had stolen a purse, and she needed to be strip searched to retrieve the goods. She took Louise back into the office and told her to take off her clothes. After an hour, the AM told the “officer” that she was needed up front, at which point he told her to have her fiancé watch the girl. Over the next 2 hours, at the direction of the person on the other end of a phone, the man had the nude girl sit on his lap and kiss him, spanked her, had her do jumping jacks, and finally perform oral sex on him. YA. RLY.

Long story short, someone finally wised up enough after THREE HOURS of this charade to ask a few questions, and the prank caller hung up. However, a security camera in the office recorded the entire incident. Louise ultimately sued McDonald’s and won a judgment of $6.1 million. I guess sometime after the civil case was settled, someone leaked the video, and of course part of it made its way onto the interwebs. So here you go…

Now people can argue how smart folks in Kentucky may or may not be, but six million bucks buys a whole lot of Happy Meals. Just sayin’.

49 thoughts on “Ronald Does Not Approve

  1. first. really?

    #1 | Comment by awordup — August 1, 2009 @ 10:54 pm

  2. second?

    really, where is everyone?

    #2 | Comment by glitter — August 1, 2009 @ 11:12 pm

  3. Is the video working for anyone? I get nothing.

    #3 | Comment by florp — August 1, 2009 @ 11:13 pm

  4. ohhh yeah, BTW

    epic fail on the non operational vid.

    #4 | Comment by glitter — August 1, 2009 @ 11:14 pm

  5. works for me.

    #5 | Comment by awordup — August 1, 2009 @ 11:15 pm

  6. Vid doesn’t work.

    #6 | Comment by Lock — August 1, 2009 @ 11:22 pm

  7. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d03_1236269064

    This is what I found so far. Gonna scour to see if i can find the longer one.

    #7 | Comment by Jack — August 1, 2009 @ 11:30 pm

  8. apparently, Metacafe wasn’t keen on hosting this vid (can’t imagine why). so i embedded one from another site.

    #8 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 1, 2009 @ 11:34 pm

  9. Old. Saw this on 4chan back in March.
    Boring too. Double fail with cheese.

    #9 | Comment by dex — August 2, 2009 @ 12:39 am

  10. ^^^
    u are old with cheese.

    #10 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 2, 2009 @ 12:44 am

  11. http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Louise_Ogborn

    #11 | Comment by dex — August 2, 2009 @ 12:46 am

  12. ^^^
    “The Anon who released the uncensored video has stated that he doesn’t want to get into legal trouble, the big pussy, and has gone to ground. The internets has yet to hear from him again, leaving 4channers desperately searching for the blowjob footage while fapping to their standard diet of CP, camwhores, and other people’s girlfriends.”

    true story.

    #12 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 2, 2009 @ 12:50 am

  13. Is this for real?
    Why can’t i never find some dumb bitch like this?

    #13 | Comment by Serious Lee — August 2, 2009 @ 1:21 am

  14. Too much bush for an 18 year old, do not want. Dumb rednecks for EPIC FUCKIN PHAIL

    #14 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — August 2, 2009 @ 1:58 am

  15. With that music playing in the clip’s background, it’s like a David Lynch flick come to life. Equal parts creepy, sad and funny. And totally fucked up.

    #15 | Comment by Smiley — August 2, 2009 @ 2:04 am

  16. This is what a obsessive Religion based upbringing causes. Complete control by those who are older than you. This girl said in interviews that her parents told her to be completely obedient.

    I’m 18 and even if a cop tried to strip search me when I’m innocent, I would kill him without a second thought.

    #16 | Comment by Jack — August 2, 2009 @ 2:47 am

  17. “The 18-year old was working her shift at a McDonald’s in Kentucky” – everything you need to know as to why this happened is explained in that half-sentence.

    #17 | Comment by EmJee — August 2, 2009 @ 2:59 am

  18. fairly old video, saw this ages ago. thought everyone had.

    #18 | Comment by hamish — August 2, 2009 @ 6:11 am

  19. I totally posted a link to to this footage a few months ago, for great justice. Old scandal is old.

    #19 | Comment by cobalt — August 2, 2009 @ 8:31 am

  20. http://dontlinkthis.net/archives/4091

    Ok, so my link appears to have died, but it’s the thought that counts.

    #20 | Comment by cobalt — August 2, 2009 @ 8:33 am

  21. Best part about that encyclopediadramatica entry: http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/9f/Must_not_fap.jpg

    #21 | Comment by Phil says, "huh?" — August 2, 2009 @ 10:26 am

  22. This is the police, everyone here is to go into their bathrooms and strip search themselves, until the find a dumb redneck hiding up inside of them. I will call you call to give further instructions.

    #22 | Comment by Pirho — August 2, 2009 @ 10:34 am

  23. full version of the interview is here:

    http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=4242996

    #23 | Comment by Pirho — August 2, 2009 @ 11:02 am

  24. AB…I love you and all, mainly cuzz I want to get into your pants, but EPIC Fail on this post!

    This story is older and more used-up than Justin’s blow-up doll!

    It’s been on nearly every site since it popped up over 2 months ago.

    2 failed posts in a row, I’m quite dissapointed!

    #24 | Comment by MacDaddy — August 2, 2009 @ 11:45 am

  25. I live in Kentucky, and when I was young I worked at McDonald’s… so fuck you. I bet I made 4 times more last year than any of you pervs.

    #25 | Comment by TheMan — August 2, 2009 @ 11:48 am

  26. She’s so fucking Hot. Young and Dumb is a total turn on.

    #26 | Comment by To Catch A Predator — August 2, 2009 @ 1:01 pm

  27. Frankly, I think any EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD dumb enough to be tricked into this sort of deserves it. We have to draw a line between a crime and a process of natural selection. People should be smart at 18.

    In fact, I was smarter at 18, than I am now. Back then I understood things like double differentiation and electron shell configurations. I willingly read through Thomas Hardy novels, even Jude the Obscure, possibly the most depressing book ever written. Fun times.

    Nice bush btw.

    #27 | Comment by cobalt — August 2, 2009 @ 2:25 pm

  28. 27 = unwarranted self importance

    #28 | Comment by Justin L — August 2, 2009 @ 2:31 pm

  29. Law and Order SVU did this episode after this incident happened. The “detective” on the phone was played by Robin Williams. Good episode.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1015439/

    #29 | Comment by Nick — August 2, 2009 @ 3:48 pm

  30. Oh ok, I only saw the end of that ep and always wondered whatthefuck was going on 🙂

    #30 | Comment by MIK — August 2, 2009 @ 4:08 pm

  31. Y’know, if I was the lawyer defending McD’s, I’d point out that she’s flapping herself in the first fewseveral seconds of the video. Methinks they set it up, so she could sue for the money. Should totally re-open this case.

    #31 | Comment by Anony Mouse — August 2, 2009 @ 4:08 pm

  32. Yeah it looks a bit setup. I wonder how much the other two got from her. Also I saw this vid months ago. I was hoping for the entire thing, wtf.

    #32 | Comment by Hustile — August 2, 2009 @ 6:34 pm

  33. ^^^
    believe it or not, the assistant manager actually won $1.1 million in her own lawlsuit against Mickey D’s. wtf is wrong with our court system?

    #33 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 2, 2009 @ 7:26 pm

  34. so many pixels… so many beautiful pixels… ugh i came a little.

    #34 | Comment by X — August 2, 2009 @ 7:53 pm

  35. From encyclopediadramatica:

    “Sort of like in the UK when a manager of a restaurant raped a 13 year old girl, and then froze her to death in a freezer after her mom sold her to him as a sex slave.”

    So, did that really happen, or is it just a made up off handed remark?

    #35 | Comment by Bongo — August 2, 2009 @ 9:11 pm

  36. @ 35
    not your personal army.

    Ha, couldn’t resist; but srsly, Google it yourself.

    #36 | Comment by tool — August 3, 2009 @ 3:59 am

  37. So old at one point you can see Charlie Chaplin going through the drive-thru…

    #37 | Comment by Steve200 — August 3, 2009 @ 4:38 am

  38. Calling the girl dumb?…I think the Ass. Manager was more stupid!!!

    He should of just detained her and then told “Officer Scott” to come down and pick her up! 2 hours on the phone…wtf!

    #38 | Comment by Viper — August 3, 2009 @ 4:39 am

  39. @AB they are hicks need you say more?

    #39 | Comment by Pirho — August 3, 2009 @ 7:02 am

  40. #36, oh yay, passive agressiveness, awesome. Got nothing better to do eh?

    I did google, but did not find anything, and people around here seems to know every little sordid detail about sick people in the world anyhow, so there’s hardly a better place to ask (save 4chan perhaps).

    #40 | Comment by Bongo — August 3, 2009 @ 12:34 pm

  41. According to the wikipedia entry she gave the guy oral sex. where’s that part of the vid?

    #41 | Comment by Tbone — August 3, 2009 @ 7:36 pm

  42. Wow, People are fucking stupid.

    #42 | Comment by oofoo — August 3, 2009 @ 7:47 pm

  43. pretty sure there was supposed to be anal cavity search too.

    #43 | Comment by billy hotep — August 3, 2009 @ 9:27 pm

  44. Anyone have the rapidshare version

    #44 | Comment by Robert Wise — August 4, 2009 @ 5:43 am

  45. Just wrong on so many levels. It shows how depraved most people are and will take advantage of any situation.

    That being said, I’m now leaving for my trip to Kentucky. I expect to be made Emperor within a week.

    #45 | Comment by The Pope — August 4, 2009 @ 6:18 pm

  46. ohh shit that wiki link lead to a awesome lesbian hentai

    high five!!!

    #46 | Comment by the cumbucket from hell named chuck norris — August 6, 2009 @ 8:46 am

  47. it wasnt lesbian hentai

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc06dHpJiu8

    itslittle boys wholook like girls

    #47 | Comment by the cumbucket from hell named chuck norris — August 9, 2009 @ 4:46 pm

  48. Boo. Fricking lame. Dumb shits should not be rewarded.

    #48 | Comment by Magnum Carter — August 11, 2009 @ 8:36 am

  49. Dumb fucks like this do live in Kentucky, I know. Current resident. But not nearly as dumb as this stupid bitch.

    #49 | Comment by Scooby The Doo (on you) — August 18, 2009 @ 5:34 pm

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