36 thoughts on “Miranda Kerr

  1. First!

    #1 | Comment by slick — May 19, 2010 @ 4:43 am

  2. i thought there were already nudes of her floating out there…anyway, pedobear probably approves of her.

    #2 | Comment by Xan — May 19, 2010 @ 5:38 am

  3. I think we can all agree this is the most fappable and OM NOM NOM-able post since the Kiki video in February.

    A 27 year old who looks 17? RESULT. Also let’s not forget what happened the last time AB posted some underage Aussie girls.*

    *Answer: rampant masturbation

    #3 | Comment by cobalt — May 19, 2010 @ 7:03 am

  4. OMFG, I just saw Emmy Rossum’s BOOB in the pilot episode for her new show!!!!!1111!!!

    O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!

    #4 | Comment by cobalt — May 19, 2010 @ 8:01 am

  5. 5th

    #5 | Comment by Sick Bass Terd — May 19, 2010 @ 10:33 am

  6. So why is the nude shot censored?

    Awesomely hot and young-looking. I could pretend she’s XX while I teach her the joys of anal.

    #6 | Comment by Dave — May 19, 2010 @ 2:12 pm

  7. sorry to post this here but does anyone have the megan fox topless picture? i just can’t find it 🙁

    #7 | Comment by vagabond — May 19, 2010 @ 5:42 pm

  8. Thank you!

    #8 | Comment by Kewtr — May 20, 2010 @ 12:21 am

  9. Tony hearts Miranda Kerr ^_^

    #9 | Comment by Tony — May 20, 2010 @ 12:35 am

  10. as Father Bear would say “numm numm numm”

    #10 | Comment by Pirho — May 20, 2010 @ 6:50 am

  11. Remember back in the day when if there was a Miranda Kerr post, it would have been of her hot modeling pictures from back in 8th grade.

    And how in the hell could there be Emmy Rossum boob pics out there and there’s no mention of it on this site ? Man.

    #11 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — May 20, 2010 @ 7:30 am

  12. ^^^

    Dude now there’s video, and it’s pretty unbelievable considering that the most prim stage-school Emmy had ever given us before was a couple of grainy bikini scans from magazines. I knew she was going to have gorgeous T&A.

    #12 | Comment by cobalt — May 20, 2010 @ 11:55 am

  13. She just wrote on her Twitter account:

    So many people saw my tits on the internet this week, I considered going to lunch bra-less today. Then I thought “f*ck it” and went topless.

    http://twitter.com/emmyrossum

    God, this just gets better and better. Listening to Emmy casually talk about her tits is nearly as good as seeing them. Sing, my angel, Sing for me!

    #13 | Comment by cobalt — May 20, 2010 @ 7:40 pm

  14. Umm, why do the tan lines disappear and re-appear in different photos?

    #14 | Comment by kidin — May 20, 2010 @ 7:58 pm

  15. Any more posts that don’t feature Olivia Munn are fine by me. Keep it up.

    #15 | Comment by hitokirivader — May 21, 2010 @ 11:58 am

  16. Mmmm…. Tan Lines on a hotty.

    #16 | Comment by oofoo — May 21, 2010 @ 11:48 pm

  17. #14: Fake tan lines, bro!

    (Never understood why tan lines were supposed to be hot anyway. No tan = no cancer = win!)

    #17 | Comment by EmJee — May 22, 2010 @ 7:14 pm

  18. Emmy Rossum is an off-the-deep-end leftist. Problem is she has an IQ, so it’s not just monkey-see-monkey-do like most of hollywood. Will have to f some sense into her.

    #18 | Comment by Metacarpal — May 23, 2010 @ 12:11 am

  19. #4 – dat ass too

    hot jew

    #19 | Comment by Mike — May 23, 2010 @ 12:30 am

  20. More Munn please

    #20 | Comment by frankenstory — May 23, 2010 @ 9:54 pm

  21. I want to sniff the skidmarks on her panties.

    #21 | Comment by Wes Wanker — May 24, 2010 @ 7:23 am

  22. i much like to sit on her face and feast on ass

    #22 | Comment by carl — May 24, 2010 @ 11:04 pm

  23. UMM….

    http://egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/miley-cyrus/miley-cyrus-bikini-pictures-awkward-but-hot-may-contain-nipple-slip-005611

    WHERE IS IT??

    #23 | Comment by anon — May 25, 2010 @ 2:10 pm

  24. #23 LOL Like you I don’t see it, it ain’t there.. at all.. not even close..

    #24 | Comment by Brain Fart — May 25, 2010 @ 2:58 pm

  25. When will Egospastic stfu with the phantom nipslips? AB may only make one post per Jovian year, but by God she would not put up with that bullshit.

    That said, I think we all now accept that the only way a pic of Miley Cyrus can be hot is if it shows her nipple(s). Otherwise pass, pass, pass, you skanky overrated BUTTAFACE.

    #25 | Comment by cobalt — May 25, 2010 @ 7:08 pm

  26. ^^^
    you know what else they’ve started doing lately that cracks me up? posting thumbnails of pics with those little stars covering the nipples, but when you click to view the larger pics, there is no nipple showing at all. wtf?

    #26 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 25, 2010 @ 9:00 pm

  27. ^^
    so true…so so sadly true.

    #27 | Comment by Xan — May 26, 2010 @ 12:24 am

  28. Nip slip claims lead to more clicks and more clicks make the advertisers happy and that makes egotastic more money. I’d claim nip slips if I owned a site, even if it was nothing but sports.

    #28 | Comment by Sampson — May 26, 2010 @ 1:17 am

  29. Miley Cyrus has herpes.

    #29 | Comment by I.M. Hung — May 26, 2010 @ 2:22 pm

  30. wants to.. but only ’cause it’s an improvment on Munn..

    #30 | Comment by garth2k5 — May 26, 2010 @ 8:20 pm

  31. damn, great photos of Miley, can’t wait for playboy!

    #31 | Comment by Pirho — May 27, 2010 @ 6:26 am

  32. This chick needs less time at Gold’s Gym and a few bacon cheeseburgers.

    #32 | Comment by Mister — May 29, 2010 @ 9:00 am

  33. Miranda is still hotter than the “Hottest woman on the Planet” Megan Pox. I still can’t see what people see in Megan Pox that is sexy…especially after seeing her new beach bikini shots. She’s just not NATURALLY beautiful!!!

    #33 | Comment by Viper — June 2, 2010 @ 10:07 am

  34. completely nude miranda kerr?

    http://fashioncopious.typepad.com/fashioncopious/2012/08/miranda-kerr-nudes-by-laurent-darmon.html

    no lips though

    #34 | Comment by Justin — August 6, 2012 @ 2:32 pm

  35. So perfect!

    #35 | Comment by Jamdez — August 8, 2012 @ 6:22 pm

  36. She’s also naked in September’s issue of Harper’s Bazaar. But not actually showing anything…

    #36 | Comment by Jamdez — August 10, 2012 @ 1:28 pm

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