So i got the Lord Of The Rings DVD and i watched it for the first time ever. Yeah. That’s right, i have never actually seen LOTR before today. I never bothered watching the bootleg copy of the movie that i got right around the movie’s official release late last year. So i’m watching the movie. And halfway through… i fell asleep! Not that the movie was boring or anything. But i guess i was just really tired. So i stopped the movie right after the Fellowship of the Ring scene. Right after where Agent Smith is about to send off the fellowship on their journey.

Anyway i still haven’t finished watching it so i’ll probably just do that right after American Idol is over. It’s on right now as i’m typing this. This post will probably get posted much later though.

Actually i don’t know why i’m still even watching this show since Ryan Starr isn’t on the show anymore. I hope she does Playboy soon. You know, if her music career doesn’t take off or anything.

Hmm. I wonder if typing out RYAN STARR NUDE will get me any freebie hits.

Oh and what the hell was up with that Nikki McKibbin girl’s eye? That weird one eye blink. She just like, blinks with one eye after every 5 seconds or so. Weird. Plus she smiles too much.

But hey, you know, about Alexa Vega, if you guys actually had the chance to see her on the Today Show earlier this morning, you would’ve probably thought she looked hot too. For a 14 year old. She didn’t look at all like how she does in the Spy Kids movies. Maybe it was the makeup. Makeup makes people look prettier than they really are. Makeup is an evil thing. Like Suzi. Evil.

Alexa has small boobs though. Compared to Suzi. Who’s like only a year older. Yet has larger boobs. And i don’t know what’s scarier. Me still talking about Alexa or me acknowledging Suzi’s boobs.

I think it’s about time i cleared away all those empty bottles.

Aside from getting the LOTR DVD today, i went to the supermarket! And i bought CANADIAN WATER!

Clearly Canadian! Raspberry Cream and Grape flavor!And Jones! *faint*

I haven’t tasted teh Canada flavored water yet. I hope it doesn’t taste like shit.

psykotik2k: what’s that around your neck
ex0ticnsull3n: called a necklace tard
psykotik2k: it looks like you have a cat around your neck
ex0ticnsull3n: a cat?
psykotik2k: i cant see the neckalce
psykotik2k: all i see is black
psykotik2k: black black black
ex0ticnsull3n: that big black thing is a necklace!
ex0ticnsull3n: like a collar thing
psykotik2k: it is??
psykotik2k: looks like a black cat
ex0ticnsull3n: yes
psykotik2k: sleeping around your neck
psykotik2k: i have a wild imagination

Look at this:

ex0ticnsull3n: i am stupid!


16 thoughts on “Elo

  1. Sorry Suzi…bad collar….makes you look really weird.

    #1 | Comment by Unknown — August 7, 2002 @ 1:11 am

  2. I fell asleep through LotR too. It’s really difficult to stay awake through it. My couch is only comfortable when I lie down on it and you can’t lie down for 3 hours and stay awake.

    Notes on disc 2:

    There’s basically 30 minutes of footage reused over and over again in the 4 documentaries. The only difference being that the FOX one explains what a hobbit is in case you didn’t know.

    The Welcome to Middle Earth documentary has a morbidly funy bit where they interview Tolkien’s friend and straight after they go ‘He died shortly after this interview-BUT NOW ON TO THE SNEAK PREVIEW OF THE TWO TOWERS!’.

    Shockingly, the EA game looks like it might be good.

    You can see Peter Jackson running. It’s almost hypnotic watching his fatness bounding through a forest.

    I’m going to sleep again.

    #2 | Comment by edo — August 7, 2002 @ 1:14 am

  3. Suzi-

    Ugly collar. Actually, this poses a question. When do chokers or collars or anything like that EVER look attractive on a woman? Except for the french maid outfit…

    …but other than that, they always create an image in my mind of women like pets. And before men start saying ‘What’s wrong with that?’ I am serious. It is not a turn on in my mind. It’s a turn off.

    Am I the only one that thinks this way?

    #3 | Comment by smash — August 7, 2002 @ 6:54 am

  4. Shite, I forgot to buy that DVD last night. I can’t wait to see Peter Jackson run.

    #4 | Comment by StinkyMeat — August 7, 2002 @ 7:08 am

  5. i want Izzati bahh!!! looking gud everyday anyway jakun..

    #5 | Comment by Ju — August 7, 2002 @ 8:31 am

  6. get the pink bottle of clearly canadian! so yummy. and he took that i am stupid thing out of context! i meant to say i am, stupid [ referring to him as stupid! ]

    #6 | Comment by suzi — August 7, 2002 @ 12:15 pm

  7. Do a Francesca Neri layout!!!

    #7 | Comment by me — August 7, 2002 @ 12:16 pm

  8. well shit. i better take it off right way because you two dont like it.

    #8 | Comment by suzi — August 7, 2002 @ 12:26 pm

  9. clearly canadian is sehr gut!!

    #9 | Comment by bligityblah — August 7, 2002 @ 12:38 pm

  10. lol

    <4 suzi

    #10 | Comment by Justin — August 7, 2002 @ 12:40 pm

  11. The Young Evil One-

    There ya go! Now you are thinking the way we want you to!

    #11 | Comment by smash — August 7, 2002 @ 1:06 pm

  12. Language, young lady.

    #12 | Comment by thess — August 7, 2002 @ 2:14 pm

  13. oops. i said a bad word ;x

    #13 | Comment by suzi. — August 7, 2002 @ 3:38 pm

  14. oh and justin, when talking about that girls boobs your point would have been better made had you implied that even YOU had bigger boobs than her. i just saw her lame-ass, i dance like a retard on speed, music video. it was kind of sad, really.

    #14 | Comment by suzi — August 7, 2002 @ 3:48 pm

  15. this suzi chick is rather attractive. go to her site. suzi mmmm…

    #15 | Comment by chris — August 11, 2002 @ 9:58 pm

  16. goodness now. she is so effing ugly. dont go to her site.

    #16 | Comment by suzi — August 14, 2002 @ 11:16 pm

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