77 thoughts on “IT’S FRIDAY!”

  1. So this is what a power drill to the temple feel like. Wouldn’t sound so bad if she didn’t sound like she just had her rotting corpse re-animated.

    Justin, would you be in trouble if your wife caught you watching this in 3D? Just curious…

    #1 | Comment by Smiley — March 18, 2011 @ 3:34 am

  2. some say this is the work of pedophiles

    http://www.bohemian.com/citysound/?p=7181

    #2 | Comment by Justin — March 18, 2011 @ 3:44 am

  3. …another “auto tune” star… moron disney lyrics… not even legs or cleveage… and that chick is butt ugly…

    I want these 3:48 minutes of my life back

    #3 | Comment by Lucas — March 18, 2011 @ 3:44 am

  4. Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday…

    It’s Friday, Friday… Fun, fun, Fun…

    Damn you, Justin… Damn you… KAHHHHNNNNNNN!!!!!

    That rapper near the end looked awfully old to be in the video. Is he supposed to be buying beer and weed for the kids’ party? And yes, I want my 3:48 minutes back too.

    #4 | Comment by Smiley — March 18, 2011 @ 3:53 am

  5. my favorite part if the fagot rapping. the fuck?

    #5 | Comment by Xan — March 18, 2011 @ 3:58 am

  6. p.s.

    i’d still hit it. especially her with her bedhead.

    #6 | Comment by Xan — March 18, 2011 @ 4:04 am

  7. Usually on Friday I’m in love and Sunday always comes too late, so I don’t know what she’s talking about.

    #7 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — March 18, 2011 @ 4:24 am

  8. #7 – I don’t know about you but for me, Monday’s black, Tuesday, Wednesday – heart attack. Yup, no idea what’s she’s talking about either.

    #8 | Comment by Smiley — March 18, 2011 @ 4:33 am

  9. i spent the entire video hoping that little convertible full of fail was going to get t-boned by a tractor trailer.

    #9 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 18, 2011 @ 4:44 am

  10. Bob Dylan wrote it first!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FISHEO3gsM

    #10 | Comment by Jon — March 18, 2011 @ 4:52 am

  11. I’m thinking it may be time for Justin to hand over his man card.

    #11 | Comment by Mr. Bojangles — March 18, 2011 @ 4:52 am

  12. It’s Fried Egg, Fried Egg… LOL!!!!

    #12 | Comment by Smiley — March 18, 2011 @ 5:05 am

  13. I didn’t know that chick Justin Beiber had a brother…

    #13 | Comment by Tanaka — March 18, 2011 @ 6:46 am

  14. not one of them wearing a seat belt.

    what kind of example…

    #14 | Comment by The Block Obama — March 18, 2011 @ 8:12 am

  15. Oh please, who needs seatbelts? A few closed head injuries could only improve this video.

    #15 | Comment by Pants On Ground — March 18, 2011 @ 8:40 am

  16. About thirty seconds in, I was praying that the Hell’s Angels would show up and that this slice of faux bubble gum hell would end in screams, blood and gang rape.

    #16 | Comment by Blumpkin — March 18, 2011 @ 9:17 am

  17. Thanks for fucking up my “Fraah EE Daayee” there Justin. That’s 3:48 of my life that is now gone for good. After seeing that, i don’t think I want to live to see another “Fraah EE Daayee”!

    #17 | Comment by pirho — March 18, 2011 @ 9:25 am

  18. All I have to say is WTF was that???

    #18 | Comment by Caligulae — March 18, 2011 @ 1:03 pm

  19. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg5y9GsrB3A
    nm they’re dirty mexicans

    #19 | Comment by SacredTutu — March 18, 2011 @ 1:47 pm

  20. Just want to say something here…if that was the work of pedophiles, we would see their legs a hell of a lot more

    #20 | Comment by SacredTutu — March 18, 2011 @ 1:58 pm

  21. We We We So Excited

    #21 | Comment by Dirk — March 18, 2011 @ 3:33 pm

  22. My favourite part is where it’s auto-tuned.

    Do you remember which other 13 y/o chick shot to fame in a viral video?

    If I can put up with you, and all your shit for this long, I’m obviously gonna stay with you forever.

    #22 | Comment by cobalt — March 18, 2011 @ 3:50 pm

  23. http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b231712_rebecca_black_defends_friday_lameness.html

    lulz.

    #23 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 18, 2011 @ 4:44 pm

  24. The only redeeming thing about this video is the old negro near the end who’s clearly on his way to tap that ass and leave it by the side of the road. I can find no fault with his motive or method.

    #24 | Comment by Doug — March 18, 2011 @ 6:53 pm

  25. #20

    or their toes.

    #25 | Comment by SeniorPanties — March 18, 2011 @ 7:28 pm

  26. http://i55.tinypic.com/50npdi.jpg

    #26 | Comment by ekd — March 18, 2011 @ 7:35 pm

  27. #26

    She’s thinking; “Yaaay, blaaaack diiiick”

    #27 | Comment by Lucas — March 18, 2011 @ 8:47 pm

  28. #23 – After watching that clip, I feel kinda bad for her because of all the really mean things written about her. It’s one thing if it’s funny but ‘I hope you cut yourself’ and ‘get an eating disorder so you’ll look pretty’ is just terrible and hurtful. Besides, she’s only 13, seems normal and actually has an OK voice.

    Having said that…

    the song still sucks donkey balls and I have already imagined what it was like when that convertible full of tards was T-boned. It was glorious! There were no survivors, everyone died — the one driving had his head taken clean off, bones snapped like pieces of balsa wood and limbs flew in all direction. If anyone survived the initial crash, the fire made sure they didn’t make it out of the wreckage alive. It was magnificent.

    And the shitty rapper? Yeah, he died too. The LAPD pulled him over and they shot him 35 times because there was an outstanding warrant for his arrest. He pulled a 9mm from under his seat and tried to make a run for it, the 9 officers shot him at point blank range for ‘resisting arrest’. They found the following in his trunk: a large stash of kiddy porn, video recording equipment, $20,000 in unmarked bills, 200 ecstasy tablets, quaaludes, hash, pot, coke, LSD, a sawed off shotgun. Also, they found soiled childrens underwear sealed in bags which intended to shipped to Asia and numerous instructional booklets on how to rap.

    #28 | Comment by Smiley — March 19, 2011 @ 4:52 am

  29. I dunno, this one is pretty bad

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DwT_2QQU64&feature=player_embedded#at=114

    #29 | Comment by Boo — March 19, 2011 @ 5:19 am

  30. I like #28’s version.

    #30 | Comment by pirho — March 19, 2011 @ 10:53 am

  31. Dye her hair blonde and she’s totally got a Debbie Gibson thing going on. Which is not necessarily good. Hope her parents feel like they got a good return on their $2K investment: a lifetime of ridicule for their kid.

    #31 | Comment by hmmm.... — March 19, 2011 @ 11:59 am

  32. Smiley’s looked in my trunk?

    #32 | Comment by tool — March 19, 2011 @ 2:00 pm

  33. Now I understand why the Aztec calendar ends on 12/20/2012

    http://twitter.com/_RebeccaBlack_/status/48920886006394880

    #33 | Comment by Dex — March 19, 2011 @ 3:27 pm

  34. Were her parents in the band Kraftwerk? She sounds, and looks, like something that came out of German teeny bopper techno.

    “Wir fahren, fahren auf der Autobahn…!”

    #34 | Comment by bbr — March 19, 2011 @ 4:10 pm

  35. I tried listening to this, but all I could think was.. Miley Cryus is better looking, this is not a good thing. the fact that someone’s made a homage/piss take of it with a better video, is somewhat unsuprising.. it almost make the x-factor trash worth listening to.

    #35 | Comment by garth — March 19, 2011 @ 11:24 pm

  36. #34 – I would like to see her and her convertible riding pals do another car themed music video, this time of a cover of The Normal’s Warm Leatherette:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5QErPDNcj4

    Lyrics:
    http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/mewithoutyou/warmleatherette.htm

    Kraftwerk’s a little too soulful for her…

    #36 | Comment by Smiley — March 20, 2011 @ 1:23 am

  37. http://files.sharenator.com/picard_WTF_is_this_shit-s300x266-70964-580.jpg

    #37 | Comment by RobertBruce1975 — March 20, 2011 @ 4:09 am

  38. #28..Let’s not get carried away with an already not funny or clever post…
    #24 however, hilarious!

    #38 | Comment by lirthro — March 20, 2011 @ 9:37 am

  39. It’s true, Short Short on skinny legs will never go out of style…

    #39 | Comment by Pokeher — March 20, 2011 @ 11:21 am

  40. http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/2728/blackpf.jpg

    hmm

    #40 | Comment by Picard — March 20, 2011 @ 11:01 pm

  41. #38 – Duly noted.

    #41 | Comment by Smiley — March 20, 2011 @ 11:11 pm

  42. i thought girls were supposed to get better looking when you turned some lights off…

    oh well, i suppose this is as good an opening ceremony as any for the autotune special olympics

    #42 | Comment by Bubba — March 21, 2011 @ 12:36 pm

  43. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc9Pr4MluGU

    #43 | Comment by Nobody — March 21, 2011 @ 3:25 pm

  44. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi00ykRg_5c

    #44 | Comment by Dex — March 21, 2011 @ 5:33 pm

  45. http://blogs.forbes.com/chrisbarth/2011/03/21/mock-rebecca-black-all-you-want-shes-laughing-to-the-bank

    people are paying actual monies to own this crap? wtf.

    #45 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 21, 2011 @ 6:47 pm

  46. Ah the age old human jealousy rampant here …so fucking what? The kid is having fun…sometimes simple shit is the ticket…brain dead lyrics? Yes but the song is catchy and obviouly people love the song and this little princess will have her 15 minutes and bank a lot of money which is more than any of us will ever have

    #46 | Comment by lirthro — March 21, 2011 @ 9:20 pm

  47. ^^^
    thx mr. or mrs. black

    #47 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 22, 2011 @ 12:30 am

  48. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPNmBlh9WVU&feature=related

    #48 | Comment by Smiley — March 22, 2011 @ 2:12 am

  49. @46, while it is true that she is young and (recently) rich while the rest of us are old, poor (and perhaps under investigation for the mysterious and convenient disappearances of our wives) that doesn’t prevent us from judging the work on its merits or making relevant comparisons. Taylor Swift, for example, is also young, more rich, better looking and actually has talent. (Forgive me, Taylor, for bringing you into this — I know you hate this garbage, you told me so…)

    #49 | Comment by Doug — March 22, 2011 @ 7:19 pm

  50. My ears will never forgive me

    #50 | Comment by Don — March 23, 2011 @ 2:14 am

  51. Rebecca BROWN, please.

    #51 | Comment by Guy Perkins — March 23, 2011 @ 3:20 am

  52. the expression on her face never really changes,

    kinda like nicolas cage

    #52 | Comment by The Block Obama — March 23, 2011 @ 8:25 am

  53. #52
    how can you say that
    cage looks different every time

    http://www.gtfo.ro/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/nic.cage_.jpg

    #53 | Comment by waaat — March 23, 2011 @ 9:57 am

  54. “Friday” – censored version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwvdxV26q8I

    “@#$%ing in the front seat, @#$%ing in the back seat…”

    😀

    #54 | Comment by EmJee — March 23, 2011 @ 12:45 pm

  55. #44’s link is a lot better though. Fucking genius in fact!

    #55 | Comment by EmJee — March 23, 2011 @ 12:46 pm

  56. This will start a terrible trend.

    Now parents all over will be trying to get Ark Factory to write a song that’s much worse than this just to get their kids on TV and have millions of American Idol fans download the song on iTunes.

    #56 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — March 23, 2011 @ 6:06 pm

  57. #56, that started with The Monkees.

    #57 | Comment by RobertBruce1975 — March 23, 2011 @ 8:36 pm

  58. As a rap fan I would like to present this old black guy as exhibit A to the arguement of “Rap is lame, any one could rap”. No apparently not everyone could rap. And this guy was black, even I thought all black guys could rap.

    #58 | Comment by evil monkey — March 23, 2011 @ 11:14 pm

  59. And then there was Saturday…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Chelwb6Ja4

    #59 | Comment by MtL — March 24, 2011 @ 1:54 am

  60. #57 that’s not the same.

    The Monkees had some decent writers crafting music for them. The only reason Friday became popular is because it’s so fucking terrible.

    Now the only way to outdo it’s YouTube performance is for the next low-budget Ark Factory “star” to perform something that’s much, much worse.

    And after hearing this I’m not sure that’s possible without the song imploding on itself to become so bad that it actually becomes a parody of itself.

    #60 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — March 24, 2011 @ 3:15 am

  61. ^^^
    you don’t mean…a pop music singularity from which no good can escape?

    i wonder if there is a Chandrasekhar limit for bad songwriting?

    #61 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 24, 2011 @ 4:21 am

  62. ^^^

    and that’s how the world will end. Not by the LHC. Not with a bang or a whimper.

    But with the sound of a thousand thirteen-year old girls autotuned to infinity!

    #62 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — March 24, 2011 @ 4:24 am

  63. Oh, if only which seat to take was the biggest problem in the world! Instead we have cancer, poverty, war, AIDS, and any other crap you can think of.

    Oh, and by the way, I believe my shit is more creative then these lyrics and looks better then her.

    #63 | Comment by Robyn — March 24, 2011 @ 6:49 am

  64. Hey, I really like the song! Good one!

    Is the girl Indian?

    #64 | Comment by nachoman — March 24, 2011 @ 4:38 pm

  65. For the spoken word fans:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzfQwXEqYaI

    #65 | Comment by Norman — March 24, 2011 @ 6:47 pm

  66. “I have not seen a single reason for anyone to give a shit about this song. Every parody I see is worse than the actual song, and not in that, ‘haha, look at the parody’ shit, kind of way. Are you creative and funny because you can pretend your better than a 15-year-old girl by openly mocking her and throwing it in the viewer/listener’s face? Are you funny because you can discuss how much you want to anal fuck her and her friends in the back seat of a car and then murder her?”

    “If even 5 minutes of your life was better spent writing these pathetic comments showcasing your intimate knowledge of the art of ignorance, please consider walking down a dark alley in the bad part of town in the middle of the night shouting ‘Fuck all those niggers, spics, nazis! I’m a narc!’ Then at least someone who deserves to be ass fucked and murdered, will have a fitting punishment for wasting food, water, air, and any other resource that was spent trying to keep you alive beyond infancy.”

    #66 | Comment by Ryu — March 24, 2011 @ 11:12 pm

  67. “Oh, and the lyrics of this song are fucking miserable… Is that obvious and redundant? Really? Because everyone and their mother seems to think they were the first person to come up with it. No? Okay, then shut the fuck up about it, and stop giving her views, clicks, and downloads that send money to her and the corporate shit that dragged her off the street to rape our brains with this drivel.”

    “Note: I don’t think she necessarily lacks talent, one bad song does not a shitty singer make. If she had written lyrics that didn’t sound like Barney was trying to teach me the days of the week, while pedobear stole all his children away to party on PCP, maybe she wouldn’t have sounded like such a fuckin’ moron.”

    #67 | Comment by Ryu — March 24, 2011 @ 11:16 pm

  68. I don’t know what country shes from the 12 and 13 year old kids are allowed to drive.

    #68 | Comment by pirho — March 25, 2011 @ 8:56 am

  69. ^^^

    Who said she was allowed to? Those kids could have just stolen the car.

    Form the video it appears she was supposed to be going to school on Friday and instead went for a drive with her criminal friends before driving to a hilltop for an evening of hard lemonade and underage sex. Her parents are probably wondering where she was all day.

    #69 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — March 25, 2011 @ 11:40 pm

  70. Maybe they pulled a Lohan, where they just “Borrowed” the car and “Forgot” to return it.

    #70 | Comment by pirho — March 27, 2011 @ 6:25 pm

  71. She should release a sex video with the black rapper dude…

    #71 | Comment by Tommy — March 27, 2011 @ 8:51 pm

  72. #66, #67: this is probably the greatest ever Ryu post.

    #72 | Comment by cobalt — March 28, 2011 @ 11:25 am

  73. “Sure… I guess.”

    #73 | Comment by Ryu — March 28, 2011 @ 4:21 pm

  74. Is almost as bad as watching “Two girls, one cup”

    #74 | Comment by Tommy — March 29, 2011 @ 1:28 pm

  75. wut about the new acoustic version?

    ZOMG

    #75 | Comment by the block obama — April 5, 2011 @ 1:16 am

  76. UPDATE: MY JEANS VID IS HOT and super annoying.

    http://youtu.be/7DwT_2QQU64

    #76 | Comment by MY JEANS — April 30, 2011 @ 4:34 am

  77. Bitch maybe annoying as fuck, but shes looking pretty fucking good these days. Fillin out nicely.

    #77 | Comment by Pirho — October 4, 2011 @ 7:02 pm

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