Hrm, well it seems Justin was thrilled with my post and has decided to give fubar to me. Therefore, I think there’s going to be a few changes under way here.
1) The name fubar is not only clever and the title of a very cool indie punk flick, but it just won’t do anymore. So, from now on…This site will be known only as ‘LiZ’s SuPeR dUpEr FuN sPaRkLeY pAgE!!!!’
2) I’m sorry but the chicks have to go. No more Avril immunating off the screen. I’m thinking maybe it’ll have to be the particularly dumb one guy from Nsync. The one who wants to go to space and lost really easily on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Lance, right. Hah, he sounds like Cal from the show Undergrads. I need me a layout with him on it.
3) There’s not going to be anymore fucking swearing. So watch your goddamned mouths, got it? Or I’ll fubar your ass, mofos!
4) Britney Spears’ BEST SONG EVER “Lucky” is going to have to play in a continuous loop in the backround, just to get you people all excited.
5) No more porn links…..EVER. Well, maybe Monkey porn or Hello Kitty porn, but only if you’re lucky.
I’m still deciding whether to keep Justin around. After all, do we really need him?
Mmmm… hello kitty and julius porn… mmmm…. yah
#1 | Comment by Natalie — August 26, 2002 @ 1:10 am
well, sounds like you’ve got some great plans, but i vote for joey fatone instead of lance. he’s got better hair. 😀
#2 | Comment by Miss Shigatsu — August 26, 2002 @ 1:32 am
well better get my boots, hell is freezing over
#3 | Comment by bligityblah — August 26, 2002 @ 1:38 am
Hmmm, Liz’s Super Duper Fun Sparkly Page eh? If Justin sees your finished hell-ridden minefield of a site, he might just go crazy, and especially with the Britney Spears music and all. But that might be what ya want. Hah. Anyways, oh yes Natalie, I agree…….Hello Kitty porn….mmmmmmmmmmm
#4 | Comment by Jeff — August 26, 2002 @ 1:51 am
YaY Liz’s Super Duper Blah Blah Fun Site!! Yippie Skippy!! Keep kickin’ ass dood 😀 Sorry about earlier, I had a prob. So will you send me an autograph if I give you my address? Please I’ve always wanted your autograph Avril. Please Please Please…
#5 | Comment by Chris — August 26, 2002 @ 2:00 am
Liz’s Super Duper Fun Sparkly Page is my new default page for when I open the Internet Explorer!!!!!!!!!!!
#6 | Comment by thess — August 26, 2002 @ 2:03 am
wtf!
we want justin back… not some nerdy girl who is under aged!
wah!!!
#7 | Comment by beng — August 26, 2002 @ 3:22 am
are you hot? are you willing to post pics of yourself here? cause if you are i don’t care about the layout changes
😉
#8 | Comment by Plugo — August 26, 2002 @ 4:38 am
Pics of Liz to make up the loss of Avril and co.? Sounds like a good swap to me….. 😉
#9 | Comment by Carl — August 26, 2002 @ 6:20 am
Why in the hell is he letting this little dumb girl post on his site for, hell at least get someone who will write about something worth reading, not how her imaginary site is going to be!
#10 | Comment by Jeremy — August 26, 2002 @ 7:54 am
Justin thought it was funny 😉 Besides, your life is mostly imaginary anyway, right?
And yes, I AM hot –> http://www.teenagevictory.net/lizdeestrikeapose.jpg I’m the one in the cherry red dress
#11 | Comment by Liz — August 26, 2002 @ 8:59 am
we want justin back!!!!!!
#12 | Comment by J.C. — August 26, 2002 @ 10:33 am
http://www.teenagevictory.net/lizdeestrikeapose.jpg
will you marry me??
#13 | Comment by matt — August 26, 2002 @ 12:33 pm
Liz, if you are taking over this site now and doing everything you said, then we want more than Hello Kitty porn!! WE WANT NUDE LIZ-BIAN PICS!!!
#14 | Comment by Mr T — August 26, 2002 @ 12:37 pm
No porn? You, my dear Canuk must go. Bring back Justin.
#15 | Comment by YouRNotCute — August 26, 2002 @ 2:10 pm
This sux. I want Justin back. I want a site that has porn and avril. i want a site on which i can swear and find links to cool sites, not shitty girly shit.
#16 | Comment by Ikke — August 26, 2002 @ 5:04 pm
Damn you homos have no patience whatsoever. You act like Liz is gonna be posting here forever, and the fact that the Justin guy is dead. Calm your damn nerves and just look at your porn on the site. And do you really think anyone cares if you gripe about shit? Quit bitchin’.
-#1 Liz Fan
#17 | Comment by Chris — August 26, 2002 @ 6:13 pm
i think liz’s friend looks pretty hot
#18 | Comment by Plugo — August 27, 2002 @ 4:17 am
It’s all good Liz, you do your thang
#19 | Comment by Amor — August 27, 2002 @ 7:49 pm
blah blah blah. quit whining. its fun to see other people post here on FUBAR. kudos to Liz on her ‘SuPeR dUpEr FuN sPaRkLeY pAgE!!!’. and more Hello Kitty porn!!
#20 | Comment by Turtle Boy — August 28, 2002 @ 11:56 pm
please send a autograph
#21 | Comment by daniel bukhard — September 28, 2002 @ 2:20 pm
my friend and i think Avril Lavigne is so hot and has good music and would love to meet her in person
#22 | Comment by Sean Stinson — October 21, 2002 @ 10:08 pm
my friend and i think Avril Lavigne is so hot and has good music and would love to meet her in person
#23 | Comment by Sean Stinson — October 21, 2002 @ 10:10 pm
khkhkhk
#24 | Comment by kh — December 19, 2003 @ 3:34 pm