KIRSTEN DUNST’S TITS

OH YES.

Been waiting for this since the year 2001 when she was supposed to show her tits in Crazy/Beautiful. The scene got cut apparently. But at least we got that wet t-shirt scene in Spider-Man (which i totally fapped to, of course)

And sure, there were those bikini boob slip pics from 2005 (a little horrifying actually, she had some rough times in the mid 2000’s looks-wise) and that movie where she actually got her tits out officially for the first time (pretty meh scene, but hey, tits) – but this time, she delivers the goods.

I woke up this morning not expecting to fap to Kirsten Dunst tonight (actually i was thinking about fapping to Hellen Mirren) but by golly, i guess i’ll be fapping to Kirsten Dunst tonight.

TALLY HO!

107 thoughts on “KIRSTEN DUNST’S TITS

  1. Those have to be CGI. No way her tits look that good.

    #1 | Comment by Michele Bachmann — September 26, 2011 @ 10:33 am

  2. i know right!

    i was expecting a lot worse. they seem to have fairly good hang too considering.

    #2 | Comment by Justin — September 26, 2011 @ 10:36 am

  3. So what movie are those from?

    #3 | Comment by George W. Bush — September 26, 2011 @ 11:12 am

  4. MJ’s tits! I need to build a time machine and travel back to 2002 to show my 12 year old self these. I used to fap ferociously to this pic and the screencaps from Crazy/Beautiful and Spider-Man. Her tits still look amazing, but I’m still hoping we get some late teen/early 20s KiKi titties in a somehow released director’s cut of Crazy/Beautiful (we all know she filmed it…)

    #4 | Comment by JohnnyJohnson — September 26, 2011 @ 11:15 am

  5. And yes, i know I fucked up that link

    #5 | Comment by JohnnyJohnson — September 26, 2011 @ 11:16 am

  6. No matter how fucked up she gets… I like her… Given the chance I’d hit that until I passed out

    #6 | Comment by John — September 26, 2011 @ 11:17 am

  7. Shit I was waiting for her tits to show up in Jumanji.

    #7 | Comment by MOAR POOP — September 26, 2011 @ 11:48 am

  8. Here’s the vid

    Not HD, but I guess I can still fap to them.

    #8 | Comment by Nobody — September 26, 2011 @ 12:21 pm

  9. Pass.

    #9 | Comment by smash — September 26, 2011 @ 1:16 pm

  10. justin,seriously,cant you post a pic with you fapping to helen mirren?

    dont need face but your cock and her pic will do.

    would be hot actually..

    #10 | Comment by arne hirvi — September 26, 2011 @ 4:15 pm

  11. Yep, tonight it’s gonna be between Kiki’s tits or Wenwen Han’s dancing…

    #11 | Comment by John — September 26, 2011 @ 5:43 pm

  12. Bush they are from Melancholia

    #12 | Comment by Pirho — September 26, 2011 @ 6:56 pm

  13. Like most chicks, she looks roughly 200x better without a shirt on. Anyway, that just leaves Lacey Chabert and Michelle Trachtenberg and then my balls can finally shrivel up and die happy.

    #13 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — September 26, 2011 @ 7:37 pm

  14. I like her, I always have liked her. I don’t think she had a period where she loomed less than hot.

    Same goes for micha barton and heather graham.

    #14 | Comment by Coolstream — September 26, 2011 @ 7:47 pm

  15. #13, you are correct sir. Although I would like to see Sarah Michelle Gellar (nostalgia for my first faps) and Amanda Bynes, because I want to see if they’re as crazy puffy as they are purported to be.

    #15 | Comment by hmmm.... — September 26, 2011 @ 9:22 pm

  16. hot enough. But that Hellen Mirren part totally stole my stiffy. Oh well, I’m sure there will be another monumental titty reveal around the corner.

    Some good suggestions, but nostalgia, and size, have me hoping for Jennifer Love Hewitt.

    #16 | Comment by evil monkey — September 27, 2011 @ 12:30 am

  17. put a paper bag over it, id hit it.

    #17 | Comment by Xan — September 27, 2011 @ 12:42 am

  18. LOL@#7…that made me Laugh outloud for real! not just a fake “lol”

    She should have done this back when she did “Bring it on” Hell the tagline for the photo could have even been, “Oh she Brought it, alright!”

    Too many other hotties out there I wanna see Nakid:

    #13’s Chabert and Trachtenberg
    Mila Kunis
    Minka Kelly
    Kristen Bell
    Annalynne McCord
    …just to name a few…

    #18 | Comment by MacDaddy — September 27, 2011 @ 1:59 pm

  19. @8
    Thanks for vid. Fappable enough… If that was me… I would’ve been poking her ass with my ding dong… trying to make a hole in one…

    #19 | Comment by John — September 27, 2011 @ 2:19 pm

  20. I know this site is strictly for pervs these days, but…

    I must say, a post about your long lived obsession Kirsten Dunst brings back memories of your greater blogging days. I have been reading posts by Justin since the Nathanism days…

    #20 | Comment by Tristan — September 27, 2011 @ 8:19 pm

  21. “Been waiting for this since the year 2001 when she was supposed to show her tits in Crazy/Beautiful. The scene got cut apparently.”

    And from the All Good Things post a year ago:

    “Been waiting for this since Crazy/Beautiful where she was supposed to had gotten her tits out but the scene was cut or something.”

    Justin *has* to be a bot. ๐Ÿ˜€

    #21 | Comment by EmJee — September 28, 2011 @ 5:49 pm

  22. In interviews, Dunst has said they wanted her for Mena Suvari’s role in American Beauty, but she was skeeved out by the idea of Kevin Spacey stripping her and hovering over her tits so she passed.

    Too bad. Don’t get me wrong, these pics are great. I just wish she would have whipped ’em out back in the day when they could defy the laws of gravity.

    #22 | Comment by Blumpkin — September 30, 2011 @ 7:02 pm

  23. I’d hit it.. heck i’ve been hitting it for her for some time.. not sure if they’re better than ScarJo’s… I would love to see Jojo’s titties.

    #23 | Comment by garth — October 1, 2011 @ 9:46 pm

  24. You and a few million others my man, including me.

    #24 | Comment by alberach — October 1, 2011 @ 10:05 pm

  25. I’d give her a pearl necklace…

    #25 | Comment by John — October 2, 2011 @ 7:52 pm

  26. This was just about fappable with some pausing and replaying.

    Still mystifies me it’s taken this long. Had she been a French actress we’d have seen her nude in at least 19 films by now. And we’d still be going to watch.

    If you film it, they will come.

    #26 | Comment by cobalt — October 7, 2011 @ 5:27 pm

  27. I’ll probably molest myself to these when they’re out: Chloe Moretz in Elle Magazine

    #27 | Comment by John — October 8, 2011 @ 10:54 pm

  28. i hate her but those are nice tits.

    #28 | Comment by suzi — October 9, 2011 @ 10:10 am

  29. Saw this and thought of DLT…

    http://rt.com/news/pedophilia-russia-chemical-castration-059/

    #29 | Comment by Coolstream — October 9, 2011 @ 2:44 pm

  30. I love how Justin takes credit for shit I told him about back in fucking April!

    http://dontlinkthis.net/archives/5895

    #30 | Comment by Pirho — October 9, 2011 @ 8:43 pm

  31. ^^^
    to bad yep to bad

    #31 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 10, 2011 @ 12:51 am

  32. ^^^ In Justin’s defense he probably only checks this site every few months.

    #32 | Comment by evil monkey — October 12, 2011 @ 1:19 am

  33. Hes busy playing with himself. Fapping to pictures of Justin Bieber

    #33 | Comment by Pirho — October 12, 2011 @ 6:42 am

  34. #27

    yes, yes and yes.

    #34 | Comment by the block obama — October 12, 2011 @ 8:00 am

  35. #32, true story lol

    anyway, kiki topless in 720p

    http://www.filesonic.com/file/2464637504/KD720.rar

    #35 | Comment by Justin — October 12, 2011 @ 8:12 am

  36. niiice

    #36 | Comment by Oldy McFarts — October 12, 2011 @ 7:03 pm

  37. We need Chloe Moretz “Taxi Driver” photoshoot!

    #37 | Comment by Paul — October 14, 2011 @ 11:41 am

  38. The Images:

    http://www.harpersbazaar.com/cm/harpersbazaar/images/PF/hbz-Chloe-Moretz-Scorsese-101111-xl.jpg

    http://www.harpersbazaar.com/cm/harpersbazaar/images/97/hbz-hbz-SCORSESE-6-101211-xl.jpg

    #38 | Comment by rodkeys — October 14, 2011 @ 5:38 pm

  39. lol! dress he up as a famous movie hooker.. nice

    #39 | Comment by Kai — October 16, 2011 @ 7:16 am

  40. Yep. Jodie Foster performed the original part in Taxi Driver…

    “You talkin’ to me?”

    #40 | Comment by Paul — October 16, 2011 @ 11:50 am

  41. #38

    the second pic is beyond fuckable

    Keanu can watch if he wants but I dont want any stupid questions.

    #41 | Comment by the block obama — October 16, 2011 @ 12:08 pm

  42. need more abigail breslin

    #42 | Comment by loco — October 18, 2011 @ 9:16 pm

  43. Need more pussy… it’s been so long since we saw something here… People get all excited about boobs… it’s like 6th grade…

    #43 | Comment by Tommy — October 19, 2011 @ 6:32 pm

  44. need more morgan lily

    #44 | Comment by loco — October 20, 2011 @ 9:50 pm

  45. I’m calling it now:

    the Movie Martha Marcy May Marlene, will have the younger sister of the Olsen Twins (Elizabeth) doing a nude scene “in which her body is “offered up” to a man for sex.” according to US Weekly. Defiantly on my list of movies to look forward to!

    http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1/2011/09/olsen-gq/elizabeth-olsen-gq-01.jpg

    #45 | Comment by Pirho — October 21, 2011 @ 7:05 pm

  46. needs moar…umm, anything?

    #46 | Comment by evil monkey — October 22, 2011 @ 1:16 am

  47. The Elizabeth Olsen nude scenes were disappointing, IMO.

    #47 | Comment by Nobody — October 22, 2011 @ 4:40 pm

  48. http://blog.mrskin.com/image/_v/data/blog/resource/00/10/42/00104266/Leslie_Orr_in_The_Manson_Family_1.jpg

    #48 | Comment by Pirho — October 23, 2011 @ 5:19 am

  49. …still stuck on Kikis tits?

    #49 | Comment by John — October 23, 2011 @ 7:29 pm

  50. ^^^

    yeah, she scrubs them and scrubs them but my goo just won’t come off.

    #50 | Comment by Blumpkin — October 24, 2011 @ 4:17 am

  51. Figure I’ll pretend this site is still active and at least link to some relevant new Dunst bikini pics: http://www.celebuzz.com/2011-10-24/kirsten-dunst-bikinis-in-las-vegas/2kirsten-dunst-bikini-las-vegas/

    Gotta admit, for a chick who has been around a while and soaking herself in booze and cigarettes for 15 plus years, that shit is still worth taking for a ride.

    #51 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — October 24, 2011 @ 9:57 pm

  52. It occurred to me while looking at those Kiki bikini pics that I have been studying the size and shape of her boobs for half my life now. A life wasted? Or well spent?

    On an unrelated note…

    Lohan’s doing Playboy!

    If only it was still 2005. ๐Ÿ™

    #52 | Comment by bobos? — October 25, 2011 @ 1:02 pm

  53. @51
    She’s still got it… I’d hit that like there’s no tomorrow. I’d rather hit Kiki’s kitty than Angelina’s or Lindsay’s…

    #53 | Comment by John — October 25, 2011 @ 5:02 pm

  54. “Why do people come here to complain anymore? Post a comment with some content, talk shit about someone’s comment (since much of DLT is just this, and sometimes the stupidity is amusing), or get the fuck out. Bitching about it isn’t going to make new posts happen.”

    #54 | Comment by Ryu — October 26, 2011 @ 6:11 pm

  55. @54 so then what’s gonna make new posts happen?

    #55 | Comment by loco367 — October 27, 2011 @ 7:04 pm

  56. You know, as far as posts that this site has stalled out on, this one ain’t bad. I kind of enjoy looking at Kiki’s tits every time I check in. Maybe it should be the new banner pic.

    #56 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — October 28, 2011 @ 7:48 am

  57. I will always and forever service any and all parts of Lindsay,

    i would do lines off of her tits

    #57 | Comment by the block obama — October 29, 2011 @ 7:57 am

  58. @55 “Are you saying that Angelbaby and Justin give a shit about our bitching and moaning and are waiting for us to bitch just enough for them to post something? I think fuckin’ not…”

    “Please, if this is how the system works, let us know, so we can promptly bitch enough to bring more posts. Otherwise, my point above stands.”

    #58 | Comment by Ryu — October 29, 2011 @ 5:17 pm

  59. Sry to disrupt the argument but does anyone have an opinion of the alleged taylor swift topless pic on celeb jihad? seems like a lookalike or a very old pic. if any group can analyze hacked pics, it’s this one. plz and ty.

    #59 | Comment by hmmm.... — October 30, 2011 @ 7:09 pm

  60. @56 – Agreed.

    Kikiboobs > bitching

    #60 | Comment by bobos? — October 30, 2011 @ 7:21 pm

  61. Shes hot Id love to see those tits. sad that no one but Celebrity Jihad has the photos. makes it a bit suspicious.

    #61 | Comment by Pirho — October 30, 2011 @ 10:40 pm

  62. 0% chance that’s Swift. ZERO. Nose is too big.

    #62 | Comment by Sampson — October 31, 2011 @ 3:50 pm

  63. Any celeb halloween nip slips yet?

    #63 | Comment by Fux yea — October 31, 2011 @ 5:50 pm

  64. @61:

    Yea, I don’t think that looks like her at all. Very wishful thinking. The only thing is… why is she getting lawyers involved if it’s not her?

    #64 | Comment by a — October 31, 2011 @ 6:34 pm

  65. Celebrity Jihad… SUPER reliable T_T

    #65 | Comment by coolstream — October 31, 2011 @ 8:42 pm

  66. Looks a lot like her to me, but I’m sure there are many lookalikes. What I find less believable is the deadbeat room she’s in. Isn’t she worth millions? That Celebrity Jihad has now been shut down is intriguing.

    #66 | Comment by cobalt — November 1, 2011 @ 5:17 pm

  67. You know, as far as posts that this site has stalled out on, this one ainโ€™t bad. I kind of enjoy looking at Kikiโ€™s tits every time I check in.

    Hahaha, this.

    #67 | Comment by cobalt — November 1, 2011 @ 5:19 pm

  68. Yeah, i think the fake detective would close the case on this one pretty easily. the crummy room could be a trailer from a video shoot or something but the rest of it does’t match up. too bad so sad.

    #68 | Comment by hmmm.... — November 1, 2011 @ 8:54 pm

  69. “How can you spend any time on celeb jihad without knowing that it’s totally bull shit? Particularly a picture of a girl who barely looks like Taylor (note, barely meaning she does, but she’s pretty clearly not) that’s on a site like that and hasn’t been picked up by other major sites… People are so eager to see a little celebrity boob… shit…”

    #69 | Comment by Ryu — November 2, 2011 @ 5:47 am

  70. http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/taylor-swift-makes-obscene-naked-picture-bet

    nuff said

    #70 | Comment by Pirho — November 2, 2011 @ 9:15 pm

  71. Honestly, why would you bother looking at anything that even purported to be Taylor Swift’s tit when you’ve got actual Dunst Tit at the top of the page. Ratface’s prudish little mounds couldn’t hold the cigarette that Kirsten’s tits are puffing.

    #71 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — November 2, 2011 @ 11:24 pm

  72. I saw the movie last night. That scene, and another one in a bath tub is pretty much the only highlights…

    And yeah, she’s still fapable…

    #72 | Comment by John — November 3, 2011 @ 2:05 pm

  73. Kendall Jenners 16th birthday today….too old?

    #73 | Comment by Xan — November 3, 2011 @ 2:30 pm

  74. Playboy dissatisfied with Lindsay Lohan photoshoot:
    “Playboy was dissatisfied with the pictures that have already been shot, and wants to start from scratch. Lindsay was told that the Playboy executives wanted to go another direction with her shoot so they asked her to come back for a second time.โ€

    What did they expect? Anyway, Is not like we’re gonna see something we’ve never seen before… After seen her freckled ass, tits, and the half a pound of roast beef she calls her vagina… the only new stuff we could get would be her intestines…

    #74 | Comment by John — November 4, 2011 @ 1:35 pm

  75. when did we see her vag??

    #75 | Comment by a — November 4, 2011 @ 11:16 pm

  76. ^^^

    Right here:

    http://dontlinkthis.net/archives/2510

    And there was another instance too, I think.

    #76 | Comment by Smiley — November 5, 2011 @ 1:44 am

  77. TALLY HO!

    #77 | Comment by bobos? — November 5, 2011 @ 3:19 am

  78. Yep. at least 2 or 3 more… One in Cannes I think… getting off a boat, some others getting out of cars…

    It always reminds me of an Arby’s Roast Beef sandwich…

    #78 | Comment by John — November 5, 2011 @ 12:00 pm

  79. the more i’ve seen of LiLo, the less I’ve liked her. Lousy freckley man-nipples.

    #79 | Comment by evil monkey — November 6, 2011 @ 12:09 am

  80. Those aren’t as her vag is intended to be viewed, so they don’t count IMO.

    #80 | Comment by a — November 6, 2011 @ 4:08 pm

  81. Now that I’ve seen Scarlett’s, Blake’s, Emmy’s and Kiki’s… I’m waiting for the next one.
    Talking about tits, I’d really like to see Amanda Bynes… but she’s been out of the radar. Also: Elisha Cuthbert’s, Emily VanCamp’s, Katy Perry’s, Kayley Cuoco’s, Rachel Leigh Cook’s…

    I know, I know, “TOO OLD”… but I’ve been waiting…!

    #81 | Comment by John — November 6, 2011 @ 4:30 pm

  82. ^^^^^

    How could you forget or leave off Jennifer Love Hugetits…..She may be past her prime, but damnit I think we’ve been patient enough!

    #82 | Comment by Todd — November 7, 2011 @ 5:32 pm

  83. I think if I we can get the Buffy two-fecta (Sarah Michelle Gellar and Michelle Trachtenberg), I’ll be able to check off my late 90s / early 00s dream team.

    #83 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — November 8, 2011 @ 9:32 am

  84. @82… My bad… You’re absolutely right!

    Too bad she’s not in her “Can’t hardly wait” shape! I would never guessed that she could put on so much weight. She was so thin back then.

    Also, even further back… Jenny Garth! I’ve would exploded in my pants if I ever saw her naked. I dreamed about “clean shaved”.

    #84 | Comment by John — November 8, 2011 @ 5:16 pm

  85. @83 “Ignoring Alyson Hannigan is a crime against God, or the Goddess, whatever.”

    #85 | Comment by Ryu — November 8, 2011 @ 10:41 pm

  86. @84 if JLH were just in shape (which I assume she is) she’d be fine for my mid-30s ness. Not-perfect bodies (who want to be better) tend to make up for it in performance. When you find one good enough, just don’t tell her she’s good enough ๐Ÿ™‚

    #86 | Comment by Metacarpal — November 8, 2011 @ 11:49 pm

  87. I’m just posting so I can see on the front page “I jizzed on KIRSTEN DUNST’S TITS”

    #87 | Comment by I jizzed — November 9, 2011 @ 10:24 am

  88. So Lohan get 1M bucks to show us her tits in playboy? Doesnt Heff know that we already say them for free?

    #88 | Comment by Pirho — November 9, 2011 @ 8:35 pm

  89. There are much worthier causes. Hire a private eye to spy on winona ryder.

    #89 | Comment by silverwhatver — November 10, 2011 @ 10:06 pm

  90. @87 likin the front page lark

    #90 | Comment by silverwhat came all over — November 10, 2011 @ 10:10 pm

  91. Hey, this is fun!

    #91 | Comment by evil monkey just blasted off on — November 11, 2011 @ 12:57 am

  92. just took a shit

    #92 | Comment by Pirho — November 11, 2011 @ 10:17 am

  93. @91 “You’re doing it wrong…”

    #93 | Comment by Ryu — November 11, 2011 @ 3:33 pm

  94. ^^Yeah, I realized that as soon as I posted it, but I was hoping nobody else would.

    #94 | Comment by evil monkey — November 12, 2011 @ 12:43 am

  95. “Porn legend Sasha Grey — winner of the 2010 AVN award for best anal sex scene — was invited to read books to 1st graders at an L.A.-area elementary school last week … but the school tried to cover it all up … after parents pitched a fit.”

    …I’m guessing these toddlers are gonna start fapping so much younger than they should have. As soon as they google “Sasha Grey”

    #95 | Comment by John — November 12, 2011 @ 10:41 am

  96. Why the fuck would a school invite her to read books to first graders?

    #96 | Comment by Pirho — November 12, 2011 @ 4:47 pm

  97. Um… Maybe because she knows how to read and they don’t?

    Penn State coach Sandusky = bad choice
    Sasha Grey = not a bad choice

    #97 | Comment by Kingpin — November 12, 2011 @ 8:13 pm

  98. What’s this about ‘ex-pornstar’ Grey. Is she trying to transition to real acting? I don’t like that. Cause she’s fucking amazingly hot.

    #98 | Comment by a — November 12, 2011 @ 9:42 pm

  99. Look how well it worked out for Sandusky.

    #99 | Comment by I just took a shit — November 14, 2011 @ 6:57 am

  100. 96…
    I’m thinking the Principal might me a guy? Or maybe the Teacher?

    98…
    IT’S A LIE!!! A LIE I SAY!! (plugs ears so i can’t hear any different)

    #100 | Comment by Bob — November 14, 2011 @ 9:14 am

  101. I guess the parents (fathers) were upset because they didn’t get to meet her…
    Specially, because they didn’t get to “meat” her…

    And yes, she quit porn, and she’s trying to get into “mainstream” movies, like “The girlfriend experience”, even though she got naked for a few scenes…

    Too bad… she had a beautiful pair of lips…

    #101 | Comment by John — November 14, 2011 @ 11:43 am

  102. which ones?

    #102 | Comment by Pirho — November 14, 2011 @ 8:37 pm

  103. Sasha Grey delivered a riveting performance in Anal Acrobats #03. Truly a piece of great american cinema.

    #103 | Comment by the block obama — November 15, 2011 @ 8:11 am

  104. @102

    Exactly…

    #104 | Comment by John — November 15, 2011 @ 10:37 am

  105. whoa whoa whoa. I was at work today, found out Jena Malone did a nude shoot for some nothing magazine. It was 6 months ago and I NEVER HEARD ABOUT IT. Anyone know where there’s HQ pics out there of this shit? The ones that google up are rather pathetic in size/detail. I wanna see dat bush….

    #105 | Comment by a — November 21, 2011 @ 9:58 pm

  106. http://img121.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=404699136_Jena_Malone___S_Magazine_outtake1_122_556lo.jpg#

    #106 | Comment by coolstream — November 22, 2011 @ 4:59 pm

  107. That’s the biggest I could find it =(

    #107 | Comment by a — November 22, 2011 @ 10:27 pm

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