KIRSTEN DUNST’S TITS

26 09 2011

OH YES.

Been waiting for this since the year 2001 when she was supposed to show her tits in Crazy/Beautiful. The scene got cut apparently. But at least we got that wet t-shirt scene in Spider-Man (which i totally fapped to, of course)

And sure, there were those bikini boob slip pics from 2005 (a little horrifying actually, she had some rough times in the mid 2000’s looks-wise) and that movie where she actually got her tits out officially for the first time (pretty meh scene, but hey, tits) – but this time, she delivers the goods.

I woke up this morning not expecting to fap to Kirsten Dunst tonight (actually i was thinking about fapping to Hellen Mirren) but by golly, i guess i’ll be fapping to Kirsten Dunst tonight.

TALLY HO!


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107 responses to “KIRSTEN DUNST’S TITS”

    26 09 2011
  • 1.  Michele Bachmann (10:33:45) :

    Those have to be CGI. No way her tits look that good.

  • 26 09 2011
  • 2.  Justin (10:36:27) :

    i know right!

    i was expecting a lot worse. they seem to have fairly good hang too considering.

  • 26 09 2011
  • 3.  George W. Bush (11:12:24) :

    So what movie are those from?

  • 26 09 2011
  • 4.  JohnnyJohnson (11:15:07) :
  • 26 09 2011
  • 5.  JohnnyJohnson (11:16:36) :

    And yes, i know I fucked up that link

  • 26 09 2011
  • 6.  John (11:17:36) :

    No matter how fucked up she gets… I like her… Given the chance I’d hit that until I passed out

  • 26 09 2011
  • 7.  MOAR POOP (11:48:05) :

    Shit I was waiting for her tits to show up in Jumanji.

  • 26 09 2011
  • 8.  Nobody (12:21:43) :

    Here’s the vid

    Not HD, but I guess I can still fap to them.

  • 26 09 2011
  • 9.  smash (13:16:15) :

    Pass.

  • 26 09 2011
  • 10.  arne hirvi (16:15:41) :

    justin,seriously,cant you post a pic with you fapping to helen mirren?

    dont need face but your cock and her pic will do.

    would be hot actually..

  • 26 09 2011
  • 11.  John (17:43:40) :

    Yep, tonight it’s gonna be between Kiki’s tits or Wenwen Han’s dancing…

  • 26 09 2011
  • 12.  Pirho (18:56:50) :

    Bush they are from Melancholia

  • 26 09 2011
  • 13.  Rod Stiffington (19:37:47) :

    Like most chicks, she looks roughly 200x better without a shirt on. Anyway, that just leaves Lacey Chabert and Michelle Trachtenberg and then my balls can finally shrivel up and die happy.

  • 26 09 2011
  • 14.  Coolstream (19:47:58) :

    I like her, I always have liked her. I don’t think she had a period where she loomed less than hot.

    Same goes for micha barton and heather graham.

  • 26 09 2011
  • 15.  hmmm.... (21:22:19) :

    #13, you are correct sir. Although I would like to see Sarah Michelle Gellar (nostalgia for my first faps) and Amanda Bynes, because I want to see if they’re as crazy puffy as they are purported to be.

  • 27 09 2011
  • 16.  evil monkey (00:30:49) :

    hot enough. But that Hellen Mirren part totally stole my stiffy. Oh well, I’m sure there will be another monumental titty reveal around the corner.

    Some good suggestions, but nostalgia, and size, have me hoping for Jennifer Love Hewitt.

  • 27 09 2011
  • 17.  Xan (00:42:43) :

    put a paper bag over it, id hit it.

  • 27 09 2011
  • 18.  MacDaddy (13:59:47) :

    LOL@#7…that made me Laugh outloud for real! not just a fake “lol”

    She should have done this back when she did “Bring it on” Hell the tagline for the photo could have even been, “Oh she Brought it, alright!”

    Too many other hotties out there I wanna see Nakid:

    #13’s Chabert and Trachtenberg
    Mila Kunis
    Minka Kelly
    Kristen Bell
    Annalynne McCord
    …just to name a few…

  • 27 09 2011
  • 19.  John (14:19:19) :

    @8
    Thanks for vid. Fappable enough… If that was me… I would’ve been poking her ass with my ding dong… trying to make a hole in one…

  • 27 09 2011
  • 20.  Tristan (20:19:51) :

    I know this site is strictly for pervs these days, but…

    I must say, a post about your long lived obsession Kirsten Dunst brings back memories of your greater blogging days. I have been reading posts by Justin since the Nathanism days…

  • 28 09 2011
  • 21.  EmJee (17:49:33) :

    “Been waiting for this since the year 2001 when she was supposed to show her tits in Crazy/Beautiful. The scene got cut apparently.”

    And from the All Good Things post a year ago:

    “Been waiting for this since Crazy/Beautiful where she was supposed to had gotten her tits out but the scene was cut or something.”

    Justin *has* to be a bot. :D

  • 30 09 2011
  • 22.  Blumpkin (19:02:40) :

    In interviews, Dunst has said they wanted her for Mena Suvari’s role in American Beauty, but she was skeeved out by the idea of Kevin Spacey stripping her and hovering over her tits so she passed.

    Too bad. Don’t get me wrong, these pics are great. I just wish she would have whipped ’em out back in the day when they could defy the laws of gravity.

  • 1 10 2011
  • 23.  garth (21:46:07) :

    I’d hit it.. heck i’ve been hitting it for her for some time.. not sure if they’re better than ScarJo’s… I would love to see Jojo’s titties.

  • 1 10 2011
  • 24.  alberach (22:05:58) :

    You and a few million others my man, including me.

  • 2 10 2011
  • 25.  John (19:52:13) :

    I’d give her a pearl necklace…

  • 7 10 2011
  • 26.  cobalt (17:27:44) :

    This was just about fappable with some pausing and replaying.

    Still mystifies me it’s taken this long. Had she been a French actress we’d have seen her nude in at least 19 films by now. And we’d still be going to watch.

    If you film it, they will come.

  • 8 10 2011
  • 27.  John (22:54:28) :

    I’ll probably molest myself to these when they’re out: Chloe Moretz in Elle Magazine

  • 9 10 2011
  • 28.  suzi (10:10:54) :

    i hate her but those are nice tits.

  • 9 10 2011
  • 29.  Coolstream (14:44:22) :
  • 9 10 2011
  • 30.  Pirho (20:43:12) :

    I love how Justin takes credit for shit I told him about back in fucking April!

    http://dontlinkthis.net/archives/5895

  • 10 10 2011
  • 31.  AngelBaby (00:51:45) :

    ^^^
    to bad yep to bad

  • 12 10 2011
  • 32.  evil monkey (01:19:20) :

    ^^^ In Justin’s defense he probably only checks this site every few months.

  • 12 10 2011
  • 33.  Pirho (06:42:46) :

    Hes busy playing with himself. Fapping to pictures of Justin Bieber

  • 12 10 2011
  • 34.  the block obama (08:00:09) :

    #27

    yes, yes and yes.

  • 12 10 2011
  • 35.  Justin (08:12:38) :

    #32, true story lol

    anyway, kiki topless in 720p

    http://www.filesonic.com/file/2464637504/KD720.rar

  • 12 10 2011
  • 36.  Oldy McFarts (19:03:22) :

    niiice

  • 14 10 2011
  • 37.  Paul (11:41:44) :

    We need Chloe Moretz “Taxi Driver” photoshoot!

  • 14 10 2011
    16 10 2011
  • 39.  Kai (07:16:29) :

    lol! dress he up as a famous movie hooker.. nice

  • 16 10 2011
  • 40.  Paul (11:50:47) :

    Yep. Jodie Foster performed the original part in Taxi Driver…

    “You talkin’ to me?”

  • 16 10 2011
  • 41.  the block obama (12:08:37) :

    #38

    the second pic is beyond fuckable

    Keanu can watch if he wants but I dont want any stupid questions.

  • 18 10 2011
  • 42.  loco (21:16:11) :

    need more abigail breslin

  • 19 10 2011
  • 43.  Tommy (18:32:39) :

    Need more pussy… it’s been so long since we saw something here… People get all excited about boobs… it’s like 6th grade…

  • 20 10 2011
  • 44.  loco (21:50:24) :

    need more morgan lily

  • 21 10 2011
  • 45.  Pirho (19:05:31) :

    I’m calling it now:

    the Movie Martha Marcy May Marlene, will have the younger sister of the Olsen Twins (Elizabeth) doing a nude scene “in which her body is “offered up” to a man for sex.” according to US Weekly. Defiantly on my list of movies to look forward to!

    http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1/2011/09/olsen-gq/elizabeth-olsen-gq-01.jpg

  • 22 10 2011
  • 46.  evil monkey (01:16:03) :

    needs moar…umm, anything?

  • 22 10 2011
  • 47.  Nobody (16:40:30) :

    The Elizabeth Olsen nude scenes were disappointing, IMO.

  • 23 10 2011
    23 10 2011
  • 49.  John (19:29:21) :

    …still stuck on Kikis tits?

  • 24 10 2011
  • 50.  Blumpkin (04:17:02) :

    ^^^

    yeah, she scrubs them and scrubs them but my goo just won’t come off.

  • 24 10 2011
  • 51.  Rod Stiffington (21:57:37) :

    Figure I’ll pretend this site is still active and at least link to some relevant new Dunst bikini pics: http://www.celebuzz.com/2011-10-24/kirsten-dunst-bikinis-in-las-vegas/2kirsten-dunst-bikini-las-vegas/

    Gotta admit, for a chick who has been around a while and soaking herself in booze and cigarettes for 15 plus years, that shit is still worth taking for a ride.

  • 25 10 2011
  • 52.  bobos? (13:02:54) :

    It occurred to me while looking at those Kiki bikini pics that I have been studying the size and shape of her boobs for half my life now. A life wasted? Or well spent?

    On an unrelated note…

    Lohan’s doing Playboy!

    If only it was still 2005. :(

  • 25 10 2011
  • 53.  John (17:02:28) :

    @51
    She’s still got it… I’d hit that like there’s no tomorrow. I’d rather hit Kiki’s kitty than Angelina’s or Lindsay’s…

  • 26 10 2011
  • 54.  Ryu (18:11:39) :

    “Why do people come here to complain anymore? Post a comment with some content, talk shit about someone’s comment (since much of DLT is just this, and sometimes the stupidity is amusing), or get the fuck out. Bitching about it isn’t going to make new posts happen.”

  • 27 10 2011
  • 55.  loco367 (19:04:02) :

    @54 so then what’s gonna make new posts happen?

  • 28 10 2011
  • 56.  Rod Stiffington (07:48:26) :

    You know, as far as posts that this site has stalled out on, this one ain’t bad. I kind of enjoy looking at Kiki’s tits every time I check in. Maybe it should be the new banner pic.

  • 29 10 2011
  • 57.  the block obama (07:57:52) :

    I will always and forever service any and all parts of Lindsay,

    i would do lines off of her tits

  • 29 10 2011
  • 58.  Ryu (17:17:23) :

    @55 “Are you saying that Angelbaby and Justin give a shit about our bitching and moaning and are waiting for us to bitch just enough for them to post something? I think fuckin’ not…”

    “Please, if this is how the system works, let us know, so we can promptly bitch enough to bring more posts. Otherwise, my point above stands.”

  • 30 10 2011
  • 59.  hmmm.... (19:09:15) :

    Sry to disrupt the argument but does anyone have an opinion of the alleged taylor swift topless pic on celeb jihad? seems like a lookalike or a very old pic. if any group can analyze hacked pics, it’s this one. plz and ty.

  • 30 10 2011
  • 60.  bobos? (19:21:21) :

    @56 – Agreed.

    Kikiboobs > bitching

  • 30 10 2011
  • 61.  Pirho (22:40:07) :

    Shes hot Id love to see those tits. sad that no one but Celebrity Jihad has the photos. makes it a bit suspicious.

  • 31 10 2011
  • 62.  Sampson (15:50:21) :

    0% chance that’s Swift. ZERO. Nose is too big.

  • 31 10 2011
  • 63.  Fux yea (17:50:02) :

    Any celeb halloween nip slips yet?

  • 31 10 2011
  • 64.  a (18:34:03) :

    @61:

    Yea, I don’t think that looks like her at all. Very wishful thinking. The only thing is… why is she getting lawyers involved if it’s not her?

  • 31 10 2011
  • 65.  coolstream (20:42:59) :

    Celebrity Jihad… SUPER reliable T_T

  • 1 11 2011
  • 66.  cobalt (17:17:49) :

    Looks a lot like her to me, but I’m sure there are many lookalikes. What I find less believable is the deadbeat room she’s in. Isn’t she worth millions? That Celebrity Jihad has now been shut down is intriguing.

  • 1 11 2011
  • 67.  cobalt (17:19:21) :

    You know, as far as posts that this site has stalled out on, this one ain’t bad. I kind of enjoy looking at Kiki’s tits every time I check in.

    Hahaha, this.

  • 1 11 2011
  • 68.  hmmm.... (20:54:36) :

    Yeah, i think the fake detective would close the case on this one pretty easily. the crummy room could be a trailer from a video shoot or something but the rest of it does’t match up. too bad so sad.

  • 2 11 2011
  • 69.  Ryu (05:47:50) :

    “How can you spend any time on celeb jihad without knowing that it’s totally bull shit? Particularly a picture of a girl who barely looks like Taylor (note, barely meaning she does, but she’s pretty clearly not) that’s on a site like that and hasn’t been picked up by other major sites… People are so eager to see a little celebrity boob… shit…”

  • 2 11 2011
    2 11 2011
  • 71.  Rod Stiffington (23:24:03) :

    Honestly, why would you bother looking at anything that even purported to be Taylor Swift’s tit when you’ve got actual Dunst Tit at the top of the page. Ratface’s prudish little mounds couldn’t hold the cigarette that Kirsten’s tits are puffing.

  • 3 11 2011
  • 72.  John (14:05:00) :

    I saw the movie last night. That scene, and another one in a bath tub is pretty much the only highlights…

    And yeah, she’s still fapable…

  • 3 11 2011
  • 73.  Xan (14:30:57) :

    Kendall Jenners 16th birthday today….too old?

  • 4 11 2011
  • 74.  John (13:35:51) :

    Playboy dissatisfied with Lindsay Lohan photoshoot:
    “Playboy was dissatisfied with the pictures that have already been shot, and wants to start from scratch. Lindsay was told that the Playboy executives wanted to go another direction with her shoot so they asked her to come back for a second time.”

    What did they expect? Anyway, Is not like we’re gonna see something we’ve never seen before… After seen her freckled ass, tits, and the half a pound of roast beef she calls her vagina… the only new stuff we could get would be her intestines…

  • 4 11 2011
  • 75.  a (23:16:29) :

    when did we see her vag??

  • 5 11 2011
  • 76.  Smiley (01:44:52) :

    ^^^

    Right here:

    http://dontlinkthis.net/archives/2510

    And there was another instance too, I think.

  • 5 11 2011
  • 77.  bobos? (03:19:18) :

    TALLY HO!

  • 5 11 2011
  • 78.  John (12:00:39) :

    Yep. at least 2 or 3 more… One in Cannes I think… getting off a boat, some others getting out of cars…

    It always reminds me of an Arby’s Roast Beef sandwich…

  • 6 11 2011
  • 79.  evil monkey (00:09:17) :

    the more i’ve seen of LiLo, the less I’ve liked her. Lousy freckley man-nipples.

  • 6 11 2011
  • 80.  a (16:08:54) :

    Those aren’t as her vag is intended to be viewed, so they don’t count IMO.

  • 6 11 2011
  • 81.  John (16:30:05) :

    Now that I’ve seen Scarlett’s, Blake’s, Emmy’s and Kiki’s… I’m waiting for the next one.
    Talking about tits, I’d really like to see Amanda Bynes… but she’s been out of the radar. Also: Elisha Cuthbert’s, Emily VanCamp’s, Katy Perry’s, Kayley Cuoco’s, Rachel Leigh Cook’s…

    I know, I know, “TOO OLD”… but I’ve been waiting…!

  • 7 11 2011
  • 82.  Todd (17:32:00) :

    ^^^^^

    How could you forget or leave off Jennifer Love Hugetits…..She may be past her prime, but damnit I think we’ve been patient enough!

  • 8 11 2011
  • 83.  Rod Stiffington (09:32:59) :

    I think if I we can get the Buffy two-fecta (Sarah Michelle Gellar and Michelle Trachtenberg), I’ll be able to check off my late 90s / early 00s dream team.

  • 8 11 2011
  • 84.  John (17:16:29) :

    @82… My bad… You’re absolutely right!

    Too bad she’s not in her “Can’t hardly wait” shape! I would never guessed that she could put on so much weight. She was so thin back then.

    Also, even further back… Jenny Garth! I’ve would exploded in my pants if I ever saw her naked. I dreamed about “clean shaved”.

  • 8 11 2011
  • 85.  Ryu (22:41:12) :

    @83 “Ignoring Alyson Hannigan is a crime against God, or the Goddess, whatever.”

  • 8 11 2011
  • 86.  Metacarpal (23:49:38) :

    @84 if JLH were just in shape (which I assume she is) she’d be fine for my mid-30s ness. Not-perfect bodies (who want to be better) tend to make up for it in performance. When you find one good enough, just don’t tell her she’s good enough :)

  • 9 11 2011
  • 87.  I jizzed (10:24:26) :

    I’m just posting so I can see on the front page “I jizzed on KIRSTEN DUNST’S TITS”

  • 9 11 2011
  • 88.  Pirho (20:35:53) :

    So Lohan get 1M bucks to show us her tits in playboy? Doesnt Heff know that we already say them for free?

  • 10 11 2011
  • 89.  silverwhatver (22:06:56) :

    There are much worthier causes. Hire a private eye to spy on winona ryder.

  • 10 11 2011
  • 90.  silverwhat came all over (22:10:47) :

    @87 likin the front page lark

  • 11 11 2011
  • 91.  evil monkey just blasted off on (00:57:49) :

    Hey, this is fun!

  • 11 11 2011
  • 92.  Pirho (10:17:11) :

    just took a shit

  • 11 11 2011
  • 93.  Ryu (15:33:50) :

    @91 “You’re doing it wrong…”

  • 12 11 2011
  • 94.  evil monkey (00:43:40) :

    ^^Yeah, I realized that as soon as I posted it, but I was hoping nobody else would.

  • 12 11 2011
  • 95.  John (10:41:45) :

    “Porn legend Sasha Grey — winner of the 2010 AVN award for best anal sex scene — was invited to read books to 1st graders at an L.A.-area elementary school last week … but the school tried to cover it all up … after parents pitched a fit.”

    …I’m guessing these toddlers are gonna start fapping so much younger than they should have. As soon as they google “Sasha Grey”

  • 12 11 2011
  • 96.  Pirho (16:47:34) :

    Why the fuck would a school invite her to read books to first graders?

  • 12 11 2011
  • 97.  Kingpin (20:13:23) :

    Um… Maybe because she knows how to read and they don’t?

    Penn State coach Sandusky = bad choice
    Sasha Grey = not a bad choice

  • 12 11 2011
  • 98.  a (21:42:21) :

    What’s this about ‘ex-pornstar’ Grey. Is she trying to transition to real acting? I don’t like that. Cause she’s fucking amazingly hot.

  • 14 11 2011
  • 99.  I just took a shit (06:57:46) :

    Look how well it worked out for Sandusky.

  • 14 11 2011
  • 100.  Bob (09:14:00) :

    96…
    I’m thinking the Principal might me a guy? Or maybe the Teacher?

    98…
    IT’S A LIE!!! A LIE I SAY!! (plugs ears so i can’t hear any different)

  • 14 11 2011
  • 101.  John (11:43:54) :

    I guess the parents (fathers) were upset because they didn’t get to meet her…
    Specially, because they didn’t get to “meat” her…

    And yes, she quit porn, and she’s trying to get into “mainstream” movies, like “The girlfriend experience”, even though she got naked for a few scenes…

    Too bad… she had a beautiful pair of lips…

  • 14 11 2011
  • 102.  Pirho (20:37:57) :

    which ones?

  • 15 11 2011
  • 103.  the block obama (08:11:42) :

    Sasha Grey delivered a riveting performance in Anal Acrobats #03. Truly a piece of great american cinema.

  • 15 11 2011
  • 104.  John (10:37:47) :

    @102

    Exactly…

  • 21 11 2011
  • 105.  a (21:58:44) :

    whoa whoa whoa. I was at work today, found out Jena Malone did a nude shoot for some nothing magazine. It was 6 months ago and I NEVER HEARD ABOUT IT. Anyone know where there’s HQ pics out there of this shit? The ones that google up are rather pathetic in size/detail. I wanna see dat bush….

  • 22 11 2011
    22 11 2011
  • 107.  a (22:27:22) :

    That’s the biggest I could find it =(

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