If this was 2004, this would’ve probably been the most greatest thing ever.
Also, if this was 2004, Lindsay Lohan would’ve probably also been in my Bang List 10 (which i will continue listing probably after this post!)
(Probably!)
LINDSAY LOHAN
Hopefully we get to see the pics form the supposed first shoot later on because these pictures are just alright. Nothing Special.
#1 | Comment by JJP — December 9, 2011 @ 6:10 pm
It doesn’t even look like her.
#2 | Comment by MoarPoop — December 9, 2011 @ 6:11 pm
Dildos
#3 | Comment by Moar Poop — December 9, 2011 @ 6:11 pm
Thanks to the usual Playboy Photoshopping, she actually looks OK in these and her teeth aren’t yellow.
#4 | Comment by Ryozenzuzex — December 9, 2011 @ 6:49 pm
Lindsay, you are no Marilyn Monroe.
#5 | Comment by AngelBaby — December 9, 2011 @ 6:55 pm
I thought we were supposed see bush and more of her bush and that’s why it had to be re-shot. She looks a bit like Jayne Mansfield.
#6 | Comment by Smiley — December 9, 2011 @ 7:20 pm
it’s hard to tell where her boobs end and her nipples begin
#7 | Comment by Justin — December 9, 2011 @ 7:37 pm
I want my money back
#8 | Comment by Pirho — December 9, 2011 @ 9:48 pm
These really are the worst….photos….ever!!!
But you got to admit…that are some spectacular tits!!!
I think I’d rather stick my cock in a car of chemical waste rather than her snatch though. However, it might have the same affect!
#9 | Comment by MacDaddy — December 9, 2011 @ 10:08 pm
I wasn’t attracted to teen Lindsay, and Playboy’s excessive photoshopping is often a turn-off. No fap. Also, on the homepage will now read “I wouldn’t even jizz on Lindsay Lohan”
#10 | Comment by I wouldn't even jizz — December 9, 2011 @ 10:13 pm
#5: this
She is no marilyn monroe… and even though I don’t think marilyn monroe doesn’t seem to ‘work’ anymore these days (I get why older guys still love her, but as for later generations, we have other sex icons) I do think it’s kind of… I don’t want to quite say insulting, but insulting to the estate of Marilyn. Aside from that, didn’t Marilyn show bush in the shoot this was modeled after? BOOOOO. There better just be more we haven’t seen yet. Lack of bush absolutely murders this set.
#11 | Comment by a — December 9, 2011 @ 10:18 pm
Maybe LL has no bush
#12 | Comment by Kingpin — December 9, 2011 @ 10:27 pm
I was promised bush. I see no bush. I am disappoint.
#13 | Comment by cf — December 9, 2011 @ 11:38 pm
OK, she is a complete crack whore who has ruined her career (and her teeth), but she still has the most amazing freakin rack!!
#14 | Comment by fregeo01 — December 10, 2011 @ 12:44 am
ill fap to this.
#15 | Comment by Xan — December 10, 2011 @ 1:56 am
i always have and always will love Lindsay
freckles FTMFW
#16 | Comment by the block obama — December 10, 2011 @ 3:36 am
I don’t understand why I’m supposed to find these pics hot.
I also don’t understand the ongoing idolization of Marilyn Monroe. To me she’s just an over made-up ho of questionable talent from an era of ugly blouses and perms and everyone smoking on set. And yet she’s still fed to us as the epitome of beauty.
#17 | Comment by cobalt — December 10, 2011 @ 5:00 am
broad generalizations abound,
and not one “too old” joke yet
hater is as hater does
#18 | Comment by hee haw — December 10, 2011 @ 4:54 pm
If the magazine did this on purpose and the magazine had the other shoot with bush will be a great strategy but one can dream.
#19 | Comment by Musuko — December 10, 2011 @ 5:21 pm
She makes a TERRIBLE blonde. Always has, always will.
If she had her red hair, or even just went brunette for these pics, I’d probably never stop fapping to them.
#20 | Comment by Nobody — December 11, 2011 @ 1:33 am
Her nipples are weirdly small. They look unfinished. The Playboy guys should have airbrushed in some areola because her boobs might be huge but the man-nipples are too weird.
#21 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — December 11, 2011 @ 8:44 am
Agree she’s always been a terrible blonde
#22 | Comment by cummer — December 11, 2011 @ 8:44 am
Meh…no twat shot. Boooooo!! I hate the celeb pictorial that don’t truly go “full monty”! Nice titties though. Miss the red hair Mean Girls Lindsay. She was hot! Not too much anymore.
#23 | Comment by goldie — December 11, 2011 @ 9:40 pm
I hope someone photoshops her hair back to its 2004 color.
#24 | Comment by Ricochet — December 11, 2011 @ 10:15 pm
No pussy? C’mon… The only new thing we could have missed here was an extreme close up of her mud flaps.
They always remind me of an Arby’s roast beef sandwich… (and I don’t know if that’s a bad thing…)
#25 | Comment by Peter — December 12, 2011 @ 10:28 am
Mmmmm, Arby’s roast beef sandwich… *drools*
Unfortunately Lindsay’s snatch
#26 | Comment by I.M Hung — December 14, 2011 @ 2:15 pm
probably tastes like the shit that poisoned Love Canal.
#27 | Comment by I.M Hung — December 14, 2011 @ 2:16 pm
Have u seen her in the Miggs music video ? Only acting role she has had in years:
http://youtu.be/CCxM6IGCIuQ
#28 | Comment by jp — February 7, 2012 @ 7:02 pm