SHE IS STILL AROUND.
WHY IS SHE STILL AROUND.
WHY.
SHE EXISTS ONLY TO LICK GODDAMN PLAYSTATION PORTABLE PRODUCTS.
THIS WOMAN.
UGH.
UGH.
SHE IS STILL AROUND.
WHY IS SHE STILL AROUND.
WHY.
SHE EXISTS ONLY TO LICK GODDAMN PLAYSTATION PORTABLE PRODUCTS.
THIS WOMAN.
UGH.
UGH.
She is only around still because you gave her an entire category (34).
I’m not looking to see if that is a recent reprise of her toylicking. If she wants to put her tongue on something more interesting, then maybe.
#1 | Comment by tool — January 14, 2012 @ 2:17 pm
I heard that she wants to lick Justin’s man hole.
#2 | Comment by Pirho — January 14, 2012 @ 3:48 pm
Unless she dips that PSP in butter flavoured Crisco and pushes it all the way up her snatch – still not a fan.
And Justin doesn’t have a man hole, just 2 vaginas.
#3 | Comment by Smiley — January 14, 2012 @ 8:14 pm
if she just got naked maybe she’d be worth some attention
#4 | Comment by a — January 14, 2012 @ 10:25 pm
Made just for Justin
#5 | Comment by Pirho — January 14, 2012 @ 10:36 pm
…this post should be deleted, move Cloe back to the top, plzkthx…
#6 | Comment by Kreuk — January 14, 2012 @ 11:31 pm
pretty sad how pleased she is by the attention and how hard she tries to look exasperated. thanks, my descent into misogyny accelerates.
#7 | Comment by morgan — January 15, 2012 @ 2:52 am
shes hot, deal with it,
but srsly, i heard she was born with two vaginas…
however,
two vagina Chabot < one vagina Munn
#8 | Comment by glitter — January 15, 2012 @ 3:33 am
I hate her for the same reason I absolutely hate Olivia Munn: they get paid to be attention whores. And unfortunately, it works.
God I hate Olivia Munn.
#9 | Comment by hitokirivader — January 15, 2012 @ 4:25 am
Webb > Munn
#10 | Comment by Coolstream — January 15, 2012 @ 8:36 am
I’ve never found Morgan Webb attractive. But Munn and Chobot on the other hand… I’ll take them, you can have Morgan. Everyone’s happy.
#11 | Comment by alberach — January 15, 2012 @ 10:08 am
See, the Munn-ster (or even Sara Underwood) would’ve done the licking without the “this is beneath me” eye-roll.
#12 | Comment by Stiff Shots — January 15, 2012 @ 11:37 am
What pisses me off is that Webb was offer a playboy spread and the bitch turned it down. WTF?
#13 | Comment by Pirho — January 15, 2012 @ 12:42 pm
my sister in law makes that same “BITCH FACE”, I hate her with a passion.
and still, i want to skull fuck her, but not in a pluck out her wonky eye kind of way, just a hand on the back of the skull, in the mouth kind of way
#14 | Comment by glitter — January 15, 2012 @ 3:07 pm
At least Morgan Webb has class, which to me is very sexy.
Olivia Munn dresses up in maid outfits and jumps into vats of pudding. Jessica Chobot licks PSPs. I’m sorry, but being a blatant attention whore is NOT sexy, it’s just downright annoying.
#15 | Comment by hitokirivader — January 15, 2012 @ 3:13 pm
I came watching that GIF over and over and over…
#16 | Comment by Buster Hymen — January 15, 2012 @ 4:12 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQNUFoxlun0&feature=related
Self Breast Exam – Olivia Munn
First comment has it:
You’d think a video with Olivia Munn? fondling her breasts would be more popular on Youtube.
_____
Somehow the video has only 4256 views…. Amazing.
#17 | Comment by Birdboy — January 15, 2012 @ 9:17 pm
Not sure what’s worse: her “I dont want to lick this, but really I’m dying inside to lick this because it’s my career, oh there you go now I’m so embarrassed” expression, or the guys desperately cheering her on, like as if there was any chance she might not lick it. They do know there is any amount of porn at their finger tips where girls will lick things much more interesting than a glorified game boy that nobody will even be playing with in two years because they never made a single interesting game worth playing.
Also, I think Justin has a double man-hole.
#18 | Comment by evil monkey — January 16, 2012 @ 12:40 am
-is not interested!
#19 | Comment by MacDaddy — January 16, 2012 @ 10:06 am
Its funny how Justin hates Munn but AB loves her.
#20 | Comment by Pirho — January 16, 2012 @ 10:35 am
I’d love to kick her in the vagina, right after Avril and Munn.
#21 | Comment by Joey — January 16, 2012 @ 3:15 pm
Not sure what all the fuss has been about all these years. She’s hot, she’s got a purty mouth (and tongue). I’d let her lick me, repeatedly.
#22 | Comment by Bikar — January 16, 2012 @ 9:29 pm
Justin is just jealous because AB doesn’t want to lick him.
#23 | Comment by Pirho — January 16, 2012 @ 9:42 pm
with AB’s wonky eye and all, where WOULD she lick?
#24 | Comment by the block obama — January 16, 2012 @ 10:37 pm
I completely forgot Hobot existed until I saw this post.
Well done Justin.
#25 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — January 17, 2012 @ 10:25 am
So it turns out that Avril and Brody broke up, nows your chance Justin.
#26 | Comment by Pirho — January 17, 2012 @ 6:44 pm
@26.. So’s Karen Gillian.. I know which one i’d pick..
#27 | Comment by garth — January 17, 2012 @ 9:37 pm
@26 – But do you really think he would have a chance with Brody?
#28 | Comment by evil monkey — January 18, 2012 @ 12:04 am
#21: what a coincidence,I’d love to kick you in your face right after I kick you in the head
#29 | Comment by tyst — January 18, 2012 @ 1:22 am
@28 Not a chance, but all he needs is a dollar and a dream.
#30 | Comment by Pirho — January 18, 2012 @ 6:23 am
@29
Nice one… really funny! What are u? 15?
#31 | Comment by Joey — January 18, 2012 @ 11:45 am
I was sure that with the abundance of recent posts that there’d be one about the Miley see thru:
http://www.hotcelebshome.com/2012/01/19/miley-cyrus-braless-see-through-candids-in-sherman-oaks/miley-cyrus-14-27/
#32 | Comment by Rwell1127 — January 19, 2012 @ 10:11 pm
@17 that is a repost.. the original http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po2lGo7LIPM (here) has nearly 9 millions views 😛
#33 | Comment by Coolstream — January 19, 2012 @ 10:18 pm
And there it is folks.. what every perv has been waiting 5-6 years to see.. NEXT
#34 | Comment by LOLz — January 20, 2012 @ 10:37 am
@32
Great nipples… or areolas!
I’ve always thought Miley’s the perfect definition of a “butterface”…
#35 | Comment by Joey — January 20, 2012 @ 10:57 am
#5: Damn you! you tricked me into Nickelback! I am now going on a cleansing regimen consisting of a lot of Pink Floyd.
#36 | Comment by manohman — January 24, 2012 @ 10:11 pm
Justin, I just read that Chobot is gonna be in the cast for Mass Effect 3.
http://kotaku.com/5880852/the-mass-effect-3-voice-cast-is-a-fine-collection-of-actors-actresses-and-psp-tasters
I guess you’re going to avoid this game like the plague? At least they’re not calling her an ‘actor’ or ‘voice talent’, but ‘PSP taster’!
#37 | Comment by Smiley — January 31, 2012 @ 8:42 pm
Gah you had to bump this post!
Normally I wouldn’t think about hitting a woman, but every time I see that stupid GIF I want to punch Chobot in her bitch face.
#38 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — January 31, 2012 @ 8:48 pm
#39 – oops sorry!
#39 | Comment by Smiley — January 31, 2012 @ 9:02 pm
MOTHER. FUCKER.
#40 | Comment by Justin — January 31, 2012 @ 11:34 pm
^^^
lulz pwnt
#41 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 1, 2012 @ 12:13 am
Oh snap!
#42 | Comment by Smiley — February 1, 2012 @ 12:30 am
I fucking hate tha bitch… I HATE YOU CHOBOT… fucking attention whore
#43 | Comment by alex — February 21, 2012 @ 7:29 pm