THIS WOMAN, THIS JESSICA CHOBOT

14 01 2012

SHE IS STILL AROUND.

WHY IS SHE STILL AROUND.

WHY.

SHE EXISTS ONLY TO LICK GODDAMN PLAYSTATION PORTABLE PRODUCTS.

THIS WOMAN.

UGH.

UGH.


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43 responses to “THIS WOMAN, THIS JESSICA CHOBOT”

    14 01 2012
  • 1.  tool (14:17:05) :

    She is only around still because you gave her an entire category (34).

    I’m not looking to see if that is a recent reprise of her toylicking. If she wants to put her tongue on something more interesting, then maybe.

  • 14 01 2012
  • 2.  Pirho (15:48:30) :

    I heard that she wants to lick Justin’s man hole.

  • 14 01 2012
  • 3.  Smiley (20:14:23) :

    Unless she dips that PSP in butter flavoured Crisco and pushes it all the way up her snatch – still not a fan.

    And Justin doesn’t have a man hole, just 2 vaginas.

  • 14 01 2012
  • 4.  a (22:25:52) :

    if she just got naked maybe she’d be worth some attention

  • 14 01 2012
  • 5.  Pirho (22:36:28) :
  • 14 01 2012
  • 6.  Kreuk (23:31:11) :

    …this post should be deleted, move Cloe back to the top, plzkthx…

  • 15 01 2012
  • 7.  morgan (02:52:58) :

    pretty sad how pleased she is by the attention and how hard she tries to look exasperated. thanks, my descent into misogyny accelerates.

  • 15 01 2012
  • 8.  glitter (03:33:14) :

    shes hot, deal with it,

    but srsly, i heard she was born with two vaginas…

    however,

    two vagina Chabot < one vagina Munn

  • 15 01 2012
  • 9.  hitokirivader (04:25:42) :

    I hate her for the same reason I absolutely hate Olivia Munn: they get paid to be attention whores. And unfortunately, it works.

    God I hate Olivia Munn.

  • 15 01 2012
  • 10.  Coolstream (08:36:53) :

    Webb > Munn

  • 15 01 2012
  • 11.  alberach (10:08:57) :

    I’ve never found Morgan Webb attractive. But Munn and Chobot on the other hand… I’ll take them, you can have Morgan. Everyone’s happy.

  • 15 01 2012
  • 12.  Stiff Shots (11:37:53) :

    See, the Munn-ster (or even Sara Underwood) would’ve done the licking without the “this is beneath me” eye-roll.

  • 15 01 2012
  • 13.  Pirho (12:42:36) :

    What pisses me off is that Webb was offer a playboy spread and the bitch turned it down. WTF?

  • 15 01 2012
  • 14.  glitter (15:07:35) :

    my sister in law makes that same “BITCH FACE”, I hate her with a passion.

    and still, i want to skull fuck her, but not in a pluck out her wonky eye kind of way, just a hand on the back of the skull, in the mouth kind of way

  • 15 01 2012
  • 15.  hitokirivader (15:13:23) :

    At least Morgan Webb has class, which to me is very sexy.

    Olivia Munn dresses up in maid outfits and jumps into vats of pudding. Jessica Chobot licks PSPs. I’m sorry, but being a blatant attention whore is NOT sexy, it’s just downright annoying.

  • 15 01 2012
  • 16.  Buster Hymen (16:12:39) :

    I came watching that GIF over and over and over…

  • 15 01 2012
  • 17.  Birdboy (21:17:53) :

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQNUFoxlun0&feature=related
    Self Breast Exam – Olivia Munn

    First comment has it:
    You’d think a video with Olivia Munn? fondling her breasts would be more popular on Youtube.
    _____
    Somehow the video has only 4256 views…. Amazing.

  • 16 01 2012
  • 18.  evil monkey (00:40:29) :

    Not sure what’s worse: her “I dont want to lick this, but really I’m dying inside to lick this because it’s my career, oh there you go now I’m so embarrassed” expression, or the guys desperately cheering her on, like as if there was any chance she might not lick it. They do know there is any amount of porn at their finger tips where girls will lick things much more interesting than a glorified game boy that nobody will even be playing with in two years because they never made a single interesting game worth playing.

    Also, I think Justin has a double man-hole.

  • 16 01 2012
  • 19.  MacDaddy (10:06:56) :

    -is not interested!

  • 16 01 2012
  • 20.  Pirho (10:35:45) :

    Its funny how Justin hates Munn but AB loves her.

  • 16 01 2012
  • 21.  Joey (15:15:51) :

    I’d love to kick her in the vagina, right after Avril and Munn.

  • 16 01 2012
  • 22.  Bikar (21:29:55) :

    Not sure what all the fuss has been about all these years. She’s hot, she’s got a purty mouth (and tongue). I’d let her lick me, repeatedly.

  • 16 01 2012
  • 23.  Pirho (21:42:55) :

    Justin is just jealous because AB doesn’t want to lick him.

  • 16 01 2012
  • 24.  the block obama (22:37:21) :

    with AB’s wonky eye and all, where WOULD she lick?

  • 17 01 2012
  • 25.  DisconcertedGeorge (10:25:18) :

    I completely forgot Hobot existed until I saw this post.

    Well done Justin.

  • 17 01 2012
  • 26.  Pirho (18:44:41) :

    So it turns out that Avril and Brody broke up, nows your chance Justin.

  • 17 01 2012
  • 27.  garth (21:37:48) :

    @26.. So’s Karen Gillian.. I know which one i’d pick..

  • 18 01 2012
  • 28.  evil monkey (00:04:11) :

    @26 – But do you really think he would have a chance with Brody?

  • 18 01 2012
  • 29.  tyst (01:22:29) :

    #21: what a coincidence,I’d love to kick you in your face right after I kick you in the head

  • 18 01 2012
  • 30.  Pirho (06:23:35) :

    @28 Not a chance, but all he needs is a dollar and a dream.

  • 18 01 2012
  • 31.  Joey (11:45:16) :

    @29
    Nice one… really funny! What are u? 15?

  • 19 01 2012
  • 32.  Rwell1127 (22:11:10) :

    I was sure that with the abundance of recent posts that there’d be one about the Miley see thru:
    http://www.hotcelebshome.com/2012/01/19/miley-cyrus-braless-see-through-candids-in-sherman-oaks/miley-cyrus-14-27/

  • 19 01 2012
  • 33.  Coolstream (22:18:01) :

    @17 that is a repost.. the original http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po2lGo7LIPM (here) has nearly 9 millions views :P

  • 20 01 2012
  • 34.  LOLz (10:37:05) :

    And there it is folks.. what every perv has been waiting 5-6 years to see.. NEXT

  • 20 01 2012
  • 35.  Joey (10:57:42) :

    @32
    Great nipples… or areolas!
    I’ve always thought Miley’s the perfect definition of a “butterface”…

  • 24 01 2012
  • 36.  manohman (22:11:32) :

    #5: Damn you! you tricked me into Nickelback! I am now going on a cleansing regimen consisting of a lot of Pink Floyd.

  • 31 01 2012
  • 37.  Smiley (20:42:08) :

    Justin, I just read that Chobot is gonna be in the cast for Mass Effect 3.

    http://kotaku.com/5880852/the-mass-effect-3-voice-cast-is-a-fine-collection-of-actors-actresses-and-psp-tasters

    I guess you’re going to avoid this game like the plague? At least they’re not calling her an ‘actor’ or ‘voice talent’, but ‘PSP taster’!

  • 31 01 2012
  • 38.  DisconcertedGeorge (20:48:19) :

    Gah you had to bump this post!

    Normally I wouldn’t think about hitting a woman, but every time I see that stupid GIF I want to punch Chobot in her bitch face.

  • 31 01 2012
  • 39.  Smiley (21:02:19) :

    #39 – oops sorry!

  • 31 01 2012
  • 40.  Justin (23:34:09) :

    MOTHER. FUCKER.

  • 1 02 2012
  • 41.  AngelBaby (00:13:35) :

    ^^^
    lulz pwnt

  • 1 02 2012
  • 42.  Smiley (00:30:26) :

    Oh snap!

  • 21 02 2012
  • 43.  alex (19:29:47) :

    I fucking hate tha bitch… I HATE YOU CHOBOT… fucking attention whore

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