This is for Justin

Posted on February 20, 2013 by smash

I told Justin that I would post some sexy Chobot pictures (he is in love with her) unless he wrote a new post.

So here goes. These are the sexiest, most recent, pictures I could find to share.

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Chobot of Thrones

Posted on March 9, 2012 by smash

Does this make you rage out?

From Jessica Chobot@Jessica_Chobot

“When you play the Game of Thrones, I live and you die. ”

Annoying Chobot

JESSICA CHOBOT IS IN ME3

Posted on February 1, 2012 by Justin

HOW IN THE FUCK.

This is actually WORSE than if they had gotten Olivia Munn to be in the game.

WHY.

Any news on whether she is fuckable in game?

THIS WOMAN, THIS JESSICA CHOBOT

Posted on January 14, 2012 by Justin

SHE IS STILL AROUND.

WHY IS SHE STILL AROUND.

WHY.

SHE EXISTS ONLY TO LICK GODDAMN PLAYSTATION PORTABLE PRODUCTS.

THIS WOMAN.

UGH.

UGH.

FURIOUS ANGER~!!!!!!!

Posted on April 29, 2008 by Justin

This *almost* makes me NOT want to play Grand Theft Auto IV.

Curse you Jessica Chobot for tarnishing a once fine and glorious image!!!!!

(In case you didn’t already know, i really hate Jessica Chobot!!!)

PS: Play my Chobot Invasion game!

UPDATE:

GAAAH fucking Jessica Chobot! Ruining my PS3 Special Edition boxart with your ‘likeness’!!!!!

Jessica Chobot

Posted on November 8, 2007 by AngelBaby

I realize this is a little late, but I figured maybe one or two other people might be interested in what kind of costume Jessica Chobot wore for Halloween this year…

…or maybe not. *shrug*

Chobot as a flapper.

Chobot on the crapper.

Yep, in her own blog Jess admits to reading manga on the toilet.

Fap? >_>

More Than Meets The Eye

Posted on July 3, 2007 by AngelBaby

Chobot + Optimus helmet = Cho-Bot

NOOOOOOOOO! MANGOOOOOOOOOOO!

lolz

Thx to Dexy for bringing this to my attention. ^_^

Stephanie Chobot?

Posted on February 6, 2007 by AngelBaby

pink wig = Justin wub

Jessica Chobot = Justin haet

Chobot + teh pink = ???

I think Justin’s head may have just exploded.

ps. thx to Dexy for showing me Chobot’s pink.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Posted on December 12, 2006 by Justin

Jessica Chobot you fucking noob. What the fuck are you doing playing a Nintendo Wii. Go back to playing your fucking PSP you fucking Sony whore!

BY THE WAY, I LAUGH AT YOUR WII INDUCED INJURY!!!!!!!

What a fucking idiot.

This past Thurs I was playing Wii baseball with a friend of mine. I was losing badly and getting VERY angry. Even though I know that I don’t actually need to literally pitch in order to get the ball across the plate, I was so frustrated I did just that. With all my might. And promptly slammed my hand (and Wii controller) into my oak coffee table.

The Wii broke apart, cutting the inside of my finger (that’s right-the Wii drew first blood!) and leaving me to gasp in pain (the kind of pain that hurts so bad, you don’t even make a noise at first). I seriously thought I had broken my finger. I mean I REALLY slammed my hand. I figured it was broke (especially as it started to swell up and throb in time to my heartbeat. It was too late to go to the doctors, so I just bandaged it up as best I could, popped a few Aleve and figured I’d see if it was worth going to the DRs in the morning.

It was. Although the swelling had gone down, it still hurt pretty bad. I could kind of bend it and knew it wasn’t broken, but I figured I might as well use up those IGN bennies before the year was out and toted myself off for a few x-rays.

Turns out it wasn’t broken, just a little sprained and badly bruised.

FUCK. I was hoping it broke.

Reactions to her stupidity:

*LMAO!!* HaHa! She hurt herself!

It’s amazing that competent adults can still not follow the safety warnings that are rampant amongst the Nintendo manuals and on-screen instructions. If you had a table in the way you deserved what was coming to you.

She totally deserves it for being so dumb.

Personally, I’d like to see her get the Zelda Eye, and maybe get electrocuted while attempting to blow some more consumer electronics. Hey, I’m not being mean, in fact I’m rather forgiving. It wouldn’t hurt her half as much as her writing/”reporting” hurts my brain.

She should stick to doing what she knows. i.e. wearing a bikini and doing pointless interviews with game producers for games she knows nothing about because they aren’t on PS2.

PS: Lay off the makeup the fugly old wrinkly leathery whore.

In case you missed it the first time, you can play the CHOBOT INVASION game here. CHOBOT MUST BE DESTROYED.