I would fuck the shit out of Kristen Bell. I would also fuck the shit out of Avril Lavigne. I’m not picky – just sick of hitting the same shit for the last 15 years.
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by Rod Stiffington — August 5, 2012 @
3:04 pm
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by grave digger — August 6, 2012 @
2:55 pm
Avril, Kristen Bell, Chloe whatshername – it’s like the triumvirate of mediocre chicks Justin lusts after in his middle age. Surely we’re due an Olivia all-time buttaface Munn post next.
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by cobalt — August 6, 2012 @
2:59 pm
^^^Says the putz who jerks off with pictures of his mother
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by harrykrishna — August 6, 2012 @
10:09 pm
@Angelbaby “Yeah… I know, but I had no idea what the hell ‘Horatio’ was about, so I figured what the hell.”
#24’s ability to insult is, like his tiny penis, narrow.
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by EmJee — August 29, 2012 @
3:33 am
Idiots.. She’s 32. Where is that not legal?
Also, her ass is PERFECT! Anything bigger on her frame is trashy.
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by Duh — November 14, 2012 @
9:13 am
^^^^
Duh yourself. They’re not talking about Avril, but the girl in post 16.
Dude, really, read the thread before you post stupid comments.
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by flyboy — November 14, 2012 @
11:49 am
27. i hope you die in an interracial gang rape when the BBC is too big for you to take and bleed out on a sidewalk waiting for the ambulance and your family is trying to put pressure on asshole to stop the bleeding but is only making the pain worse
okay…maybe that was uncalled for
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by DiCK — November 14, 2012 @
7:21 pm
I was going ‘Has Avril gone blonde again?’ for a moment. But glad to see it’s really Kristen – loved her since Veronica Mars!
#1 | Comment by RandomDude — August 5, 2012 @ 1:00 am
Flat ass.
#2 | Comment by Horatio — August 5, 2012 @ 2:49 am
Horatio: http://slacktory.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/2-of-10-would-not-bang-1.jpg
#3 | Comment by padda — August 5, 2012 @ 10:57 am
I would fuck the shit out of Kristen Bell. I would also fuck the shit out of Avril Lavigne. I’m not picky – just sick of hitting the same shit for the last 15 years.
#4 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — August 5, 2012 @ 3:04 pm
didn’t fool me. way too good looking to be Avril.
#5 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 5, 2012 @ 5:01 pm
Doesn’t matter, already fapping. Let me know later who it was.
#6 | Comment by evil monkey — August 5, 2012 @ 9:44 pm
Horatio: http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/9241/0522kristenbellrome01.jpg
#7 | Comment by Tony — August 5, 2012 @ 10:45 pm
“Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him…”?
#8 | Comment by Ryu — August 6, 2012 @ 6:01 am
^^^
waaay too high-brow for this crowd.
#9 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 6, 2012 @ 6:19 am
“My gorge rises at it…”
#10 | Comment by grave digger — August 6, 2012 @ 2:55 pm
Avril, Kristen Bell, Chloe whatshername – it’s like the triumvirate of mediocre chicks Justin lusts after in his middle age. Surely we’re due an Olivia
all-time buttafaceMunn post next.#11 | Comment by cobalt — August 6, 2012 @ 2:59 pm
^^^Says the putz who jerks off with pictures of his mother
#12 | Comment by harrykrishna — August 6, 2012 @ 10:09 pm
@Angelbaby “Yeah… I know, but I had no idea what the hell ‘Horatio’ was about, so I figured what the hell.”
#13 | Comment by Ryu — August 6, 2012 @ 10:20 pm
It is a flat ass. I’ve seen Asians with more junk in the trunk.
#14 | Comment by Horatio — August 7, 2012 @ 12:29 am
Whenever I think of Kristen Bell, I think of Dax Shepard making the sex with her.
Get out of my head Dax!
#15 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 7, 2012 @ 2:25 pm
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1818407680/nm2399383
Annalise Basso is getting my attention
#16 | Comment by DiCK — August 8, 2012 @ 3:52 am
Meh, too young. Rather have her sister. 🙂
#17 | Comment by alberach — August 8, 2012 @ 10:39 am
I LOVE me some Kristen!!
I actually suffered through that Burlesque movie just to see her!
http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2010_Burlesque/2010_burlesque_050.jpg
#18 | Comment by MacDaddy — August 8, 2012 @ 11:07 am
#17 must be knew here…
#19 | Comment by coolstream — August 8, 2012 @ 8:05 pm
#17 yeah i know….but shes got my attention in a “soon to come” manner haha
#20 | Comment by DiCK — August 8, 2012 @ 8:31 pm
#19 – I’ve been with the site for years, I just prefer adults to little kids.
#20 – Fair enough, carry on then.
#21 | Comment by alberach — August 8, 2012 @ 9:07 pm
and by the way….shes almost legal…in Argentina
#22 | Comment by DiCK — August 9, 2012 @ 8:39 pm
anyone who wouldn’t fuck kristen bell is trying just a bit too hard
#23 | Comment by a — August 10, 2012 @ 4:43 am
^^^,like I fucked your mother?
She gulped hard and loud as she swallowed my sperm after I fucked her
#24 | Comment by harrykrishna — August 12, 2012 @ 8:20 am
that must be a new thing she does, I’ve not gotten that report before.
#25 | Comment by a — August 13, 2012 @ 3:11 am
#24’s ability to insult is, like his tiny penis, narrow.
#26 | Comment by EmJee — August 29, 2012 @ 3:33 am
Idiots.. She’s 32. Where is that not legal?
Also, her ass is PERFECT! Anything bigger on her frame is trashy.
#27 | Comment by Duh — November 14, 2012 @ 9:13 am
^^^^
Duh yourself. They’re not talking about Avril, but the girl in post 16.
Dude, really, read the thread before you post stupid comments.
#28 | Comment by flyboy — November 14, 2012 @ 11:49 am
27. i hope you die in an interracial gang rape when the BBC is too big for you to take and bleed out on a sidewalk waiting for the ambulance and your family is trying to put pressure on asshole to stop the bleeding but is only making the pain worse
okay…maybe that was uncalled for
#29 | Comment by DiCK — November 14, 2012 @ 7:21 pm