I SAY HOLY FUCKING SHIT ALEXA VEGA

8 11 2012

ALEXA VEGA.

OF SPY KIDS FAME.

SHE WENT FROM THIS:

TO THIS:

HNNNNNNNGGGHHHHHGHHGHHGHHHHHHH

Apparently she’s like 24 years old now and has already been married AND divorced. WTF!

She’s gonna be in the next Machete movie, which is where that pic is from, which she posted from on set on her instagram account. Please let her get her tits out.

UPDATE:

HERE’S ANOTHER PIC:

GAWD DAYUM.


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51 responses to “I SAY HOLY FUCKING SHIT ALEXA VEGA”

    8 11 2012
  • 1.  GLITTER (05:25:43) :

    I SAY HOLY FUCKING FIRST

  • 8 11 2012
  • 2.  Charlioso (12:26:44) :

    Second!

  • 8 11 2012
  • 3.  Rod Stiffington (12:51:29) :

    She grew up that much in the time since the last post.

  • 8 11 2012
  • 4.  bobos? (12:53:48) :

    ^ wins thread

  • 8 11 2012
  • 5.  Tim (13:02:32) :

    OK, so Robert Rodriguez cast her in the first place because he thought, “One day she will be hot and I will fuck the shit out of her.” Bravo.

  • 8 11 2012
  • 6.  that girl (13:24:32) :

    no likey abs buts that’s a real transformation alright

  • 8 11 2012
  • 7.  Tim (13:54:10) :

    This is a little bigger than the article link

    http://gallery.alexa-vega.com/displayimage.php?pid=7353&fullsize=1

  • 8 11 2012
  • 8.  coolstream (16:32:13) :

    Fuck, she is a superbly attractive woman!

  • 9 11 2012
  • 9.  Mr. Bojangles (01:27:27) :

    Never seen Spy Kids or whatever that movie was you mentioned, but she certainly grew up nicely.

  • 9 11 2012
  • 10.  a (02:38:05) :

    that’s gotta be weird for Rob Rodriguez.

    but not weird for any 14 year old kid who was already jerking off to her 10 years ago

  • 9 11 2012
  • 11.  a (02:38:28) :

    um that is to say any 14 year old kid back THEN

  • 9 11 2012
  • 12.  the block obama (06:11:51) :

    what if im 33 and i was jerking off to her 10 years ago?

  • 9 11 2012
  • 13.  AlexaVegaLoverOrHater (08:41:25) :

    ^^ You wouldn’t be the only one…..

  • 9 11 2012
  • 14.  JackJoJo (11:54:02) :

    Yeah, Robert Rodriguez has fucked her. Let’s not even pretend he hasn’t. Hope she gets those perfect tits out!

  • 9 11 2012
  • 15.  pwrdrive (17:24:23) :

    Her being Hot or turning out Hot is hardly news.

    http://i.imgur.com/hgJkI.jpg

    Did no one see SLEEPOVER?

  • 9 11 2012
  • 16.  coolstream (21:06:05) :

    Did ANYONE see sleepover? T_T

  • 9 11 2012
  • 17.  Justin (21:23:06) :

    i’m pretty sure i saw sleepover. i must have!

  • 9 11 2012
  • 18.  evil monkey (23:00:36) :

    Okay..now you can shut down the site. This a much better final post then looking at Bob Sagat into oblivion.

  • 10 11 2012
  • 19.  FukkenSaved (02:12:38) :

    Everything below her boobs is manlier than any of us
    She never was attractive

  • 10 11 2012
  • 20.  alberach (08:32:20) :

    You’ve got issues, man.

  • 10 11 2012
  • 21.  4thewin (09:55:51) :

    I still prefer Ariel Winter and maintain that she will be way hotter than most starlets. She already has great boobs, the face of a bj champ and her ass is turning round in all the right places

  • 10 11 2012
  • 22.  cobalt (10:41:59) :

    The only thing that was ever remotely hot about her was that she was young and fresh faced and sort of cute in a slightly bovine way. Now she’s just old and average and angular and kinda bony with suspiciously perky breasts.

    On a side note, does anyone else think Jena Malone peaked when she was 16? It’s all been downhill since Cheaters and that interrogation scene where she forgot her bra.

  • 10 11 2012
  • 23.  the block obama (20:31:53) :

    fukkenshaved always makes the most sense

  • 10 11 2012
  • 24.  Crackpot (21:29:59) :

    NOM NOM NOM !

  • 11 11 2012
  • 25.  Jimmy (06:25:29) :

    Cobalt, there’s this short film called The Painted Lady that Jena Malone did a while ago. It’s probably the best look you get at her tits outside of that odd S magazine shoot, and the best look you get in video.

    She looks good in it.

    http://www.imagebam.com/image/3c3cab218690650

  • 11 11 2012
  • 26.  al (13:42:36) :

    ^^^ For one thing you spelled that idiots name wrong and second, he is NOT the one that makes most sense..4thewin makes most sense today..Ariel all the way!

  • 12 11 2012
  • 27.  Pirho (17:47:20) :

    Our favorite kick ass is back for a second round:

    http://goo.gl/2Ioyl

  • 13 11 2012
    13 11 2012
  • 29.  a (18:32:50) :

    booooooorrrrriiiiiiinnnnnnggggg

  • 14 11 2012
  • 30.  flyboy (11:50:49) :

    Never seen what the attraction is with Jena Malone. Maybe for a tiny window, she was cute, but now she’s seriously fugly, and her body is meh.

  • 14 11 2012
  • 31.  Buster Hymen (18:52:39) :

    Alexa Vega will play Lindsay Lohan in the biopic made after LiLo overdoses.

  • 15 11 2012
  • 32.  the block obama (08:14:06) :

    fuck art.

    all i could think about was that movie, Coffee and Cigarettes

  • 16 11 2012
  • 33.  Cmnd. Shepard (03:59:53) :

    Skinny little Alexa Vega.

    She grew up.

    She filled out.

  • 17 11 2012
  • 34.  alberach (09:01:19) :

    Sin City reference, nice.

  • 17 11 2012
  • 35.  Jonsir (15:52:40) :

    She has such an old lady face.

  • 17 11 2012
  • 36.  coolstream (15:57:10) :

    Now if only Alexa Vega and Jessica Alba would get naked and fuck each other’s brains out on tape and leak it online in 1080…

  • 17 11 2012
  • 37.  acptboy (21:54:41) :

    BOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

  • 17 11 2012
  • 38.  evil monkey (23:04:20) :

    Have to admit, Ariel Winter is growing on me. Or I am growing when I think of Ariel Winter.

  • 18 11 2012
  • 39.  the demon seed of Max Hardcore (05:41:11) :

    I’d bend her over, spread those ass cheeks wide apart, then proceed to literally fuck the shit out of her. She’d eventually adjust to having to wear adult diapers. BOO-YAH!

  • 18 11 2012
  • 40.  Dissenting opinion (07:44:47) :

    #36 has his head in the right place

  • 19 11 2012
  • 41.  FukkenSaved (20:31:59) :

    i would let any of the above mentioned piss on my face just to see where it came from.

    this includes the mention of an “old lady”

  • 22 11 2012
  • 42.  philzosity (10:13:55) :

    Can’t wait to see this movie just for those things she carries around now!

  • 23 11 2012
  • 43.  Pirho (13:41:07) :

    Happy Birthday you old pervert!!

  • 25 11 2012
  • 44.  philzosity (02:37:48) :

    Almost forgot…That Pepsi Girl, Mandy Amano has a few movies coming out…

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0023915/

    Now there’s a memory jogger for ya, Justin!

  • 29 11 2012
  • 45.  al (00:30:33) :

    ^^^^ Mandy Amano is one ugly bitch…sorry but she looks like a Tranny…just how you like ‘em ,huh phil?

  • 2 12 2012
  • 46.  Arnold Schwarzenegger (05:23:01) :

    i actually had sex with her 3 years ago.
    she took it up the ass and let me came in it too.

    which is what danny trejo will probably do when they film machete 2

  • 2 12 2012
  • 47.  glitter (12:41:11) :

    danny trejo will let you came in his ass when they film machete 2?

  • 8 12 2012
  • 48.  Sam (06:31:27) :

    She has the face of a young Sarah Jessica Parker.

  • 8 12 2012
  • 49.  al (12:04:19) :

    ^^^ She is not ugly like Parker is

  • 11 02 2013
  • 50.  MSK (01:26:37) :

    Also from her instagram account http://instagram.com/p/UzBoF9SOcb/

  • 25 09 2013
  • 51.  Pirho (19:03:14) :

    http://goo.gl/DAi2PU
    Need we say more?

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