The Real Avril Speaks

Mon Aug 12, 2002 12:00:00 AM
“Dear Fans,

I just want all of you guys to know that some idiot out there is posing as me and sending emails to various message boards, dissing my fans and just being a jerk in general. One of the email addresses he/she is using is….but he/she keeps changing them.

First of all I don’t have an AOL account and I would never put my name in my email address. And most important I love all my fans. I would never take them for granted or say anything bad about them. Please just ignore this pathetic person out there who has nothing else better to do than sit at home by him/herself and pretend he/she is me…obsessed!!!”



Now that was authentic, off of her website journal (that is rarely updated). Thanks to Nick Bryant for the link, although I don’t think this is in relation to fubar. I thought what she had to say was rather… heh, kinda lame.

10 thoughts on “The Real Avril Speaks

  1. Justin is Avril though……………………..he said so. 🙁

    #1 | Comment by Bubba — October 27, 2002 @ 11:17 pm

  2. Nick from the last post… me, Justin already knows about this. Actually someone else pointed it out after Avril mentioned it on TV about a month ago. You are actually about the third person to have mentioned it on the site. Eve can be forgiven though because I think it was during the time her computer was down.

    For the rest of you…..if you are going to post on this site you need to go through the Archives and MEMORIZE EVERYTHING before making any comments. If not, some jack ass like me will be sure to point out how much of a jack ass you are as well. All in good humor of course. Also, make sure you reread to check your spelling and grammar or somone else will be sure to point out your mistakes.

    #2 | Comment by Jamlink — October 27, 2002 @ 11:23 pm

  3. Word brotha.

    On a sad note.
    The world is going to end, the Angels won the World Series. It was nice knowing most of you, but I guess this was inevitable. Have a good one everyone.


    #3 | Comment by Bubba — October 27, 2002 @ 11:30 pm

  4. Thank goodness no one on THIS site would stoop so low as to impersonate a celebrity. At least, not now that Justin’s left. I’d just like to say that I love my fans, except for the ones who voted for Damon in the annual Seventeen magazine "Who’s Your Hunky Hollywood Guy" competition. That little bastard just lives to be a thorn in my side.

    #4 | Comment by Ben Affleck — October 28, 2002 @ 1:15 am

  5. It’s a hard life, isn’t it Affleck?

    #5 | Comment by eve — October 28, 2002 @ 8:25 am

  6. For Jiminy Cricket’s sake, why would anyone actually take pleasure out of imitating that god-awful cretin named Avril Lavigne?!? Justin only does it because he is trying to aid society in showing them what a demonic slave of the media the girl really is! He is doing US a favor, we should be thanking him daily…no hourly for his public service! I say we deify Justin and worship him as out God!!

    #6 | Comment by J — October 28, 2002 @ 9:04 am

  7. Whats an "out God"?
    I have been worshipping him since 2001.

    #7 | Comment by Kingolf — October 28, 2002 @ 12:12 pm

  8. heh, as funny as that is, it has been posted on here before. <3 though.

    #8 | Comment by suzi — October 28, 2002 @ 2:28 pm

  9. "And most important I love all my fans. I would never take them for granted or say anything bad about them…" HAH! and you call yourself punk!

    #9 | Comment by Ju — October 28, 2002 @ 7:26 pm

  10. Welcome to yesterday

    #10 | Comment by NoNamE87--> — October 28, 2002 @ 9:26 pm

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