HELO THAR

20 08 2013

So Avril has a new album coming in September.

Sigh…

avril kissin winnie

Yep, that’s exactly what it looks like. Avril is kissing Winnie Cooper. Because being a lesbian is SO PUNK. Here’s the rest of the video…

Yeah. So that just happened.

You’re welcome, Justin.


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52 responses to “HELO THAR”

    20 08 2013
  • 1.  Lurker (23:57:26) :

    Rock n Roll AngelBaby! Was that Justin driving?? (Refer to Winnie’s comment)

  • 21 08 2013
  • 2.  Ryu (00:18:15) :

    “I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a celebrity troll everyone for 5 minutes, at least not in any way I assumed was purposeful… I don’t know what to feel about that…”

  • 21 08 2013
  • 3.  Ryu (00:20:08) :

    “I think I’m with Billy Zane at the end, just *Thumbs Up* and GTFO.”

  • 21 08 2013
  • 4.  glitter (08:25:02) :

    I thought she would grow up and evolve musically at some point.

  • 23 08 2013
  • 5.  Jack (02:58:03) :

    @4: She married the guy from Nickelback. She isn’t gonna ‘evolve musically’ anytime soon. And she’s gonna grow old before she grows up.

  • 23 08 2013
  • 6.  Justin (07:59:07) :

    i would put my semen in her

  • 23 08 2013
  • 7.  DirkRusty (12:23:44) :

    I am not even remotely ashamed to say that is the best music video I have ever seen.

  • 23 08 2013
  • 8.  Metacarpal (15:49:47) :

    The voiceover at 3:00 was worth the other 4:50 I wasted watching it.

  • 24 08 2013
  • 9.  Buster Hymen (08:32:08) :

    Oh well, it only took 4 months for a new post.

  • 26 08 2013
  • 10.  alberach (07:25:27) :

    Did you miss the part where Justin said he was done with this site? Any update at all is a miracle at this point.

  • 28 08 2013
  • 11.  Pirho (07:01:55) :

    I don’t know. I’m sure this would have worked just as well if you removed Avril, and substituted her with Taylor Momsen. Yep, no diff.

  • 28 08 2013
  • 12.  Ryu (16:25:48) :

    “I like Avril, but the real difference would be talent. The Pretty Reckless’s ‘You’ is an amazing song, and when I first heard Taylor’s voice I was like ‘Whoa, wtf?!’ Avril’s is, or was, a talented girl, too, but she’s not on Taylor’s level.”

    “Of course, it’s not like this is a place where people have intelligent or enlightened discussions about these sorts of things…”

  • 29 08 2013
  • 13.  Buster Hymen (05:14:59) :

    #12- “Still quoting yourself?”

  • 29 08 2013
  • 14.  evil monkey (21:51:48) :

    @glitter she tried growing and evolving her music, people bought less albums so she went right back to this. It’s kinda sad to watch a girl almost 30 do this fake young punk act. Basically singing buzzwords and dressing like she’s still 14. She might as well just tweet the lyrics with hashtags for all this song is worth.

    Even the lesbian kiss did nothing for me. In fact, I think the picture almost works for me more than the video did.

  • 30 08 2013
  • 15.  Pirho (06:49:25) :

    Funny, somehow this video reminded me of that funny or die video, where Pedobear disguised himself as Pedrobear. Must be that moustache.

  • 30 08 2013
  • 16.  Pirho (07:17:59) :

    Took me awhile but I found it.

    http://dontlinkthis.net/archives/4973

  • 1 09 2013
  • 17.  Justin (09:40:12) :

    here’s to never growing up #14!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXd2WxoOP5g

  • 2 09 2013
  • 18.  Pirho (12:48:22) :

    She really needs to stop with the eye makeup.

  • 3 09 2013
  • 19.  MacDaddy (14:20:50) :

    I have nothing useful to say about this except I would fuck them both. As long as I did not have to do it while her music played!

  • 10 09 2013
  • 20.  Peter (02:27:23) :

    I like the bit where bearshark came out!

    The Sony ad was gay but then it was good with lesbians and other fun

  • 10 09 2013
  • 21.  Jack (04:58:22) :

    Oh please. You’d do it if Satan himself was fucking you in the ear.

  • 11 09 2013
  • 22.  Ryu (09:18:56) :

    “I’m pretty sure being brain prodded by Lucifer’s dick would be enough to take me out of the moment. However, I’d happily listen to Avril’s music, the decent stuff or the terrible stuff (fuck you, I don’t care if you think it’s all terrible) if that’s the requirement to ride that ride.”

  • 14 09 2013
  • 23.  Pirho (17:47:04) :

    Gotta give Justin props. Just caught an episode of X-Factor, Demi looking pretty damn good. Nice choice Justin.

  • 15 09 2013
  • 24.  Ryu (20:37:59) :

    “Wait, what? What does Demi have to do with this?”

  • 17 09 2013
  • 25.  Pirho (06:05:01) :

    Nothing at all, just saying. Shes a nice piece of ass.

  • 17 09 2013
  • 26.  garth2k (21:37:16) :

    I still want to tap her ass..
    repeatdly.

  • 19 09 2013
  • 27.  Pirho (07:22:17) :

    I’d take her over Avril any day, and I’d take Aguilera over them all.

  • 20 09 2013
  • 28.  glitter (23:52:58) :

    ^this is the troof

  • 23 09 2013
  • 29.  Pirho (05:37:55) :

    Speaking of Avril http://goo.gl/eIfze1

  • 25 09 2013
  • 30.  Phil (13:20:33) :

    YESSHHHHH. Avril just gets hotter and hotter. Thanks for the update :P I check this place about once a month still mainly out of nostalgia.

  • 3 10 2013
  • 31.  evil monkey (23:26:45) :

    Hey, if this site still exists some of you might want to know that Chabert is still alive and apparently on the cover of Maxim. I’d make a joke about her being too old now (fuck, she’s 31!), but she’s looking hot to me:

    http://www.maxim.com/girls-of-maxim/lacey-chabert-maxim-november-cover-girl

  • 4 10 2013
  • 32.  Jack (01:53:54) :

    I’m really way more surprised that Maxim is still alive, to be honest…but thank you for the link.

  • 4 10 2013
  • 33.  TeHProdigy (06:58:22) :

    I’ll just leave this here.

    http://www.imagebam.com/image/563b9f279473098

  • 4 10 2013
  • 34.  Pirho (08:17:28) :
  • 5 10 2013
  • 35.  alberach (08:59:03) :

    Meh, Miley’s that girl you don’t even want to touch, because you’re afraid of catching something.

  • 5 10 2013
  • 36.  al (19:57:22) :

    Miley is for guys who like chicks that look like guys

  • 5 10 2013
  • 37.  HorseWithNoName (23:25:59) :

    I was fapping to Avril until I saw the Miley pics…now I’m choking on my own vomit!

  • 6 10 2013
  • 38.  Pirho (15:58:00) :

    Times like this I wish there was a “like” button on this site.

  • 8 10 2013
  • 39.  evil monkey (15:55:33) :

    ^ I tried to upvote something a second ago, then remembered that doesn’t happen on this site.

  • 8 10 2013
  • 40.  Pirho (18:01:42) :

    Damn you dirty apes!!!!

  • 10 10 2013
  • 41.  the block obama (07:45:01) :

    Miley looks like Bieber 4 years ago.

    now Bieber looks like Vanilla Ice.

  • 10 10 2013
  • 42.  glitter (14:58:41) :

    #31 > #33 and #34

  • 29 10 2013
  • 43.  Lorde (03:32:51) :

    Remember when Miley used to be hot?

  • 30 10 2013
  • 44.  evil monkey (15:23:03) :

    ^ No.

  • 3 11 2013
  • 45.  Pirho (13:22:14) :

    Kendall Jenner just turned 18. OH YEAH!!!

  • 3 11 2013
  • 46.  the block obama (19:00:46) :

    i almost fapped to wrecking ball.

    almost.

  • 19 11 2013
  • 47.  MrEgo22 (11:03:48) :

    What happened to this site? Where are the hot amateur videos? xD
    Justin you should do a throwback post about “hannah the hot pocket”
    I will always love her.

  • 19 11 2013
  • 48.  Pirho (18:10:09) :

    Kendall Jenner didn’t waste time getting naked.

    http://instagram.com/p/g6XNHSjoyx/

  • 28 11 2013
  • 49.  al (02:02:52) :

    ^ Yaaawwnn..did not even bother to look at pictures of that boring bitch

  • 1 12 2013
  • 50.  Pirho (07:12:19) :

    Too bad, shes gonna have a great rack when she grows up. Besides how often can you look at the tits of a hot 18 year old?

  • 3 12 2013
  • 51.  evil monkey (23:58:22) :

    beuller….beuller….beuller…

  • 17 12 2013
  • 52.  HorseWithNoName (05:54:29) :

    Any other good sites out there?

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