HELO THAR

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So Avril has a new album coming in September.

Sigh…

avril kissin winnie

Yep, that’s exactly what it looks like. Avril is kissing Winnie Cooper. Because being a lesbian is SO PUNK. Here’s the rest of the video…

Yeah. So that just happened.

You’re welcome, Justin.

53 thoughts on “HELO THAR”

  1. Rock n Roll AngelBaby! Was that Justin driving?? (Refer to Winnie’s comment)

    #1 | Comment by Lurker — August 20, 2013 @ 11:57 pm

  2. “I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a celebrity troll everyone for 5 minutes, at least not in any way I assumed was purposeful… I don’t know what to feel about that…”

    #2 | Comment by Ryu — August 21, 2013 @ 12:18 am

  3. “I think I’m with Billy Zane at the end, just *Thumbs Up* and GTFO.”

    #3 | Comment by Ryu — August 21, 2013 @ 12:20 am

  4. I thought she would grow up and evolve musically at some point.

    #4 | Comment by glitter — August 21, 2013 @ 8:25 am

  5. @4: She married the guy from Nickelback. She isn’t gonna ‘evolve musically’ anytime soon. And she’s gonna grow old before she grows up.

    #5 | Comment by Jack — August 23, 2013 @ 2:58 am

  6. i would put my semen in her

    #6 | Comment by Justin — August 23, 2013 @ 7:59 am

  7. I am not even remotely ashamed to say that is the best music video I have ever seen.

    #7 | Comment by DirkRusty — August 23, 2013 @ 12:23 pm

  8. The voiceover at 3:00 was worth the other 4:50 I wasted watching it.

    #8 | Comment by Metacarpal — August 23, 2013 @ 3:49 pm

  9. Oh well, it only took 4 months for a new post.

    #9 | Comment by Buster Hymen — August 24, 2013 @ 8:32 am

  10. Did you miss the part where Justin said he was done with this site? Any update at all is a miracle at this point.

    #10 | Comment by alberach — August 26, 2013 @ 7:25 am

  11. I don’t know. I’m sure this would have worked just as well if you removed Avril, and substituted her with Taylor Momsen. Yep, no diff.

    #11 | Comment by Pirho — August 28, 2013 @ 7:01 am

  12. “I like Avril, but the real difference would be talent. The Pretty Reckless’s ‘You’ is an amazing song, and when I first heard Taylor’s voice I was like ‘Whoa, wtf?!’ Avril’s is, or was, a talented girl, too, but she’s not on Taylor’s level.”

    “Of course, it’s not like this is a place where people have intelligent or enlightened discussions about these sorts of things…”

    #12 | Comment by Ryu — August 28, 2013 @ 4:25 pm

  13. #12- “Still quoting yourself?”

    #13 | Comment by Buster Hymen — August 29, 2013 @ 5:14 am

  14. @glitter she tried growing and evolving her music, people bought less albums so she went right back to this. It’s kinda sad to watch a girl almost 30 do this fake young punk act. Basically singing buzzwords and dressing like she’s still 14. She might as well just tweet the lyrics with hashtags for all this song is worth.

    Even the lesbian kiss did nothing for me. In fact, I think the picture almost works for me more than the video did.

    #14 | Comment by evil monkey — August 29, 2013 @ 9:51 pm

  15. Funny, somehow this video reminded me of that funny or die video, where Pedobear disguised himself as Pedrobear. Must be that moustache.

    #15 | Comment by Pirho — August 30, 2013 @ 6:49 am

  16. Took me awhile but I found it.

    http://dontlinkthis.net/archives/4973

    #16 | Comment by Pirho — August 30, 2013 @ 7:17 am

  17. here’s to never growing up #14!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXd2WxoOP5g

    #17 | Comment by Justin — September 1, 2013 @ 9:40 am

  18. She really needs to stop with the eye makeup.

    #18 | Comment by Pirho — September 2, 2013 @ 12:48 pm

  19. I have nothing useful to say about this except I would fuck them both. As long as I did not have to do it while her music played!

    #19 | Comment by MacDaddy — September 3, 2013 @ 2:20 pm

  20. I like the bit where bearshark came out!

    The Sony ad was gay but then it was good with lesbians and other fun

    #20 | Comment by Peter — September 10, 2013 @ 2:27 am

  21. Oh please. You’d do it if Satan himself was fucking you in the ear.

    #21 | Comment by Jack — September 10, 2013 @ 4:58 am

  22. “I’m pretty sure being brain prodded by Lucifer’s dick would be enough to take me out of the moment. However, I’d happily listen to Avril’s music, the decent stuff or the terrible stuff (fuck you, I don’t care if you think it’s all terrible) if that’s the requirement to ride that ride.”

    #22 | Comment by Ryu — September 11, 2013 @ 9:18 am

  23. Gotta give Justin props. Just caught an episode of X-Factor, Demi looking pretty damn good. Nice choice Justin.

    #23 | Comment by Pirho — September 14, 2013 @ 5:47 pm

  24. “Wait, what? What does Demi have to do with this?”

    #24 | Comment by Ryu — September 15, 2013 @ 8:37 pm

  25. Nothing at all, just saying. Shes a nice piece of ass.

    #25 | Comment by Pirho — September 17, 2013 @ 6:05 am

  26. I still want to tap her ass..
    repeatdly.

    #26 | Comment by garth2k — September 17, 2013 @ 9:37 pm

  27. I’d take her over Avril any day, and I’d take Aguilera over them all.

    #27 | Comment by Pirho — September 19, 2013 @ 7:22 am

  28. ^this is the troof

    #28 | Comment by glitter — September 20, 2013 @ 11:52 pm

  29. Speaking of Avril http://goo.gl/eIfze1

    #29 | Comment by Pirho — September 23, 2013 @ 5:37 am

  30. YESSHHHHH. Avril just gets hotter and hotter. Thanks for the update 😛 I check this place about once a month still mainly out of nostalgia.

    #30 | Comment by Phil — September 25, 2013 @ 1:20 pm

  31. Hey, if this site still exists some of you might want to know that Chabert is still alive and apparently on the cover of Maxim. I’d make a joke about her being too old now (fuck, she’s 31!), but she’s looking hot to me:

    http://www.maxim.com/girls-of-maxim/lacey-chabert-maxim-november-cover-girl

    #31 | Comment by evil monkey — October 3, 2013 @ 11:26 pm

  32. I’m really way more surprised that Maxim is still alive, to be honest…but thank you for the link.

    #32 | Comment by Jack — October 4, 2013 @ 1:53 am

  33. I’ll just leave this here.

    http://www.imagebam.com/image/563b9f279473098

    #33 | Comment by TeHProdigy — October 4, 2013 @ 6:58 am

  34. Miley’s tits anyone?

    http://terrysdiary.com/image/63002078079

    #34 | Comment by Pirho — October 4, 2013 @ 8:17 am

  35. Meh, Miley’s that girl you don’t even want to touch, because you’re afraid of catching something.

    #35 | Comment by alberach — October 5, 2013 @ 8:59 am

  36. Miley is for guys who like chicks that look like guys

    #36 | Comment by al — October 5, 2013 @ 7:57 pm

  37. I was fapping to Avril until I saw the Miley pics…now I’m choking on my own vomit!

    #37 | Comment by HorseWithNoName — October 5, 2013 @ 11:25 pm

  38. Times like this I wish there was a “like” button on this site.

    #38 | Comment by Pirho — October 6, 2013 @ 3:58 pm

  39. ^ I tried to upvote something a second ago, then remembered that doesn’t happen on this site.

    #39 | Comment by evil monkey — October 8, 2013 @ 3:55 pm

  40. Damn you dirty apes!!!!

    #40 | Comment by Pirho — October 8, 2013 @ 6:01 pm

  41. Miley looks like Bieber 4 years ago.

    now Bieber looks like Vanilla Ice.

    #41 | Comment by the block obama — October 10, 2013 @ 7:45 am

  42. #31 > #33 and #34

    #42 | Comment by glitter — October 10, 2013 @ 2:58 pm

  43. Remember when Miley used to be hot?

    #43 | Comment by Lorde — October 29, 2013 @ 3:32 am

  44. ^ No.

    #44 | Comment by evil monkey — October 30, 2013 @ 3:23 pm

  45. Kendall Jenner just turned 18. OH YEAH!!!

    #45 | Comment by Pirho — November 3, 2013 @ 1:22 pm

  46. i almost fapped to wrecking ball.

    almost.

    #46 | Comment by the block obama — November 3, 2013 @ 7:00 pm

  47. What happened to this site? Where are the hot amateur videos? xD
    Justin you should do a throwback post about “hannah the hot pocket”
    I will always love her.

    #47 | Comment by MrEgo22 — November 19, 2013 @ 11:03 am

  48. Kendall Jenner didn’t waste time getting naked.

    http://instagram.com/p/g6XNHSjoyx/

    #48 | Comment by Pirho — November 19, 2013 @ 6:10 pm

  49. ^ Yaaawwnn..did not even bother to look at pictures of that boring bitch

    #49 | Comment by al — November 28, 2013 @ 2:02 am

  50. Too bad, shes gonna have a great rack when she grows up. Besides how often can you look at the tits of a hot 18 year old?

    #50 | Comment by Pirho — December 1, 2013 @ 7:12 am

  51. beuller….beuller….beuller…

    #51 | Comment by evil monkey — December 3, 2013 @ 11:58 pm

  52. Any other good sites out there?

    #52 | Comment by HorseWithNoName — December 17, 2013 @ 5:54 am

  53. Looks like Talyor has some health issues.

    http://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/pop-shop/6397769/avril-lavigne-health-issues

    #53 | Comment by Pirho — December 9, 2014 @ 8:34 pm

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