58 thoughts on “I Smell Oscar”

  1. Thumbs up to smiley for starting my day with hearty guffaws.

    #1 | Comment by gulliver — August 21, 2009 @ 4:49 am

  2. YEEEAAAA!!!! Smiley MADE MY DAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Thanks, buddy

    #2 | Comment by walker4409 — August 21, 2009 @ 5:03 am

  3. buwhahahahahahahahaha

    too old do not want ….sigh…so true so true

    #3 | Comment by the cumbucket from hell named chuck norris — August 21, 2009 @ 5:11 am

  4. Too old ? No way, 12 is a heavenly age…even
    older girls are hot sometimes, watch that chick

    http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=11294-girls-in-the-shower

    #4 | Comment by walker4409 — August 21, 2009 @ 5:34 am

  5. How the hell would pedobear every lure young girls if he spoke like some charmless military-school fucktard? Is finding a half decent voice-actor too much to ask?

    #4 – Walker has won again. This is good. But what is best in life?

    #5 | Comment by cobalt — August 21, 2009 @ 5:59 am

  6. #5 – Pedobear is magic. You do not question Pedobear. Ever. Nom nom nom.

    #6 | Comment by Smiley — August 21, 2009 @ 6:07 am

  7. And thanks #1 & 2 & AB! Nothing brightens your day quite like a badly animated(and badly voiced) bear creature that likes to kidnap and molest little girls.

    #7 | Comment by Smiley — August 21, 2009 @ 6:16 am

  8. I think whoever made that was hanging out in here way too long! Two big thumbs up!!

    #8 | Comment by Pirho — August 21, 2009 @ 6:39 am

  9. #7
    Where are you from “smiley”? Japan maybe?….
    cause i´ve heard hara-kiri is very popular there
    I never saw an image change so fast and perfect
    from genial jewel-finder into petty fault finder
    within half an hour.Maybe you don´t realize that
    you found a very good , very expensive made vid
    that takes more effort and money than anybody
    of the audience could ever accomplish

    #9 | Comment by walker4409 — August 21, 2009 @ 7:18 am

  10. I thought I was supposed to get paid when they make a movie about my life. Do those checks take a while?

    #10 | Comment by Dave — August 21, 2009 @ 3:22 pm

  11. BWAHAHAHA that was glorious.

    ps- pink haired jb was very kawaii

    #11 | Comment by dex — August 21, 2009 @ 3:52 pm

  12. #5 – i’m pretty sure whoever voiced Pedobear was trying to do his best Philip Seymour Hoffman impression.

    #12 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 21, 2009 @ 4:09 pm

  13. That movie just works on so many diffrent levels for this place, it’s like somone made it with us in mind.

    #13 | Comment by Pirho — August 21, 2009 @ 4:19 pm

  14. #9 – OK, I want you to take a deep breath and relax. Just relax your body and your mind. And I want you to close your eyes. That’s it. Clear your thoughts and all your stress–that’s it, just a couple more deep breaths. Good. Excellent.

    Now I want you to open your eyes and read this, you can move your mouth when you’re doing it:

    IRONY i?ro?ny [ahy-ruh-nee, ahy-er-]
    1. the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning: the irony of her reply, “How nice!” when I said I had to work all weekend.
    2. Literature.
    a. a technique of indicating, as through character or plot development, an intention or attitude opposite to that which is actually or ostensibly stated.
    b. (esp. in contemporary writing) a manner of organizing a work so as to give full expression to contradictory or complementary impulses, attitudes, etc., esp. as a means of indicating detachment from a subject, theme, or emotion.

    quoted from dictionary.reference.com

    And I don’t get the Hari-Kari connection.

    #14 | Comment by Smiley — August 21, 2009 @ 4:31 pm

  15. #14
    Please, never post such a boring article again,
    the sentence “I´ve meant it ironical” would´ve
    been enough. Though you missed an important
    point. To make an ironic statement you need a
    benchmark. You posted : ” Thanks #1&2 and AB
    nothing brightens your day quite like a badly
    animated (and badly voiced) bear creature that
    likes to kidnap and molest little girls. ”
    If you meant that ironical where are your bench
    -marks? Only Cobalt talked about bad dubbing,
    the bad animation is YOUR statement, the enjoy
    -ment about child molestation is YOUR state-
    ment, also the use of the morals club is YOUR
    statement only, you can´t mean that ironical
    when you´re the only person who claims that
    otherwise you´d mock yourself. However, i
    know your defenceline beforehand, “walker is
    too stupid to understand irony”, unfortunately
    everybody who reads this thread thoroughly
    will see that your “irony” is more than faulty.

    #15 | Comment by walker4409 — August 21, 2009 @ 6:03 pm

  16. ^^^

    Wow you’ve really put a lot of thought into that. Good for you.

    #16 | Comment by Smiley — August 21, 2009 @ 6:19 pm

  17. ^^^^
    It would be good for you if you´d put more
    thought in your “irony”

    #17 | Comment by walker4409 — August 21, 2009 @ 6:25 pm

  18. “Ironical isn’t a word… In adjective form, it’s Ironic, in adverb form, it’s Ironically. You mentioned English isn’t your first language, so I won’t hold it against you, unless you refuse to learn from here on out, you can make the excuse one, but I’ve corrected you, any further improper use is just ignorance on your behalf.”

    “As for the rest of what you said, I glazed over about halfway through… So don’t talk shit, or demandhe not write such a ‘boring’ ‘article’…”

    #18 | Comment by Ryuka — August 21, 2009 @ 6:48 pm

  19. Walker4409,Please, never post such a boring article again….

    and you thought smiley’s (#14) post was boring?
    Oh, I get it…your post was meant as a joke…to try to top HIS with a REAL boring one and to up one it by being all preachy smarty pants with it too…Hahahahaha! Well it worked

    #19 | Comment by kevin — August 21, 2009 @ 6:53 pm

  20. Please show the sequel to this video where the bear fucks the living shit outta the girl

    #20 | Comment by Abdul — August 21, 2009 @ 6:57 pm

  21. #18
    Hey grammar fucker, you´re WRONG
    ..ironical is the adjective of ironic , or are you
    smarter than the Oxford dictionary ?

    http://www.askoxford.com/concise_oed/ironic?view=uk

    #21 | Comment by walker4409 — August 21, 2009 @ 7:03 pm

  22. AB should check the IP of “Kevin”…i bet this
    is smiley again,…HAAAAAAA!!!!!

    #22 | Comment by walker4409 — August 21, 2009 @ 7:15 pm

  23. AB – please check ‘kevin’s’ IP and make sure one of my many other multiple personalities isn’t posting without me knowing. I kinda blacked out an hour ago and I don’t know what happened. But there’s blood on my hands and my shirt and I have a massive migraine and I can’t remember what I’ve done… Help me. STOP ME BEFORE I KILL AGAIN!!

    #23 | Comment by Smiley — August 21, 2009 @ 7:29 pm

  24. I’d like to thank this site for the valuable service it provides in helping keep child molesters off the street. As long as this site exists, they feel compelled to stay in their basements arguing grammar over the internet. Thank you for protecting our children.

    #24 | Comment by Captain Fap — August 21, 2009 @ 7:36 pm

  25. ^^
    Hmm.. i guess you raped your own asshole and
    the dildo is broken. You better call an ambulance

    #25 | Comment by walker4409 — August 21, 2009 @ 7:46 pm

  26. #24
    Hey Captain Fap you came between me and
    bleeding- smiley . Could you call an ambulance
    i think smiley did bad things with his anus. I take
    care of your children meanwhile. What makes a
    children-protector here in pedotown btw?

    #26 | Comment by walker4409 — August 21, 2009 @ 8:08 pm

  27. Smiley, stop feeding the troll.

    #27 | Comment by dex — August 21, 2009 @ 9:55 pm

  28. walker, it’s not a typewriter. You don’t have to put in a carriage return when you get to the edge of the text box.

    #28 | Comment by zomg — August 22, 2009 @ 12:06 am

  29. Pedobear is my hero.

    And why aren’t we getting any new Stephanie from LazyTown posts?

    #29 | Comment by Larry the white guy — August 22, 2009 @ 1:18 am

  30. #28
    What else shall I do when i come to the edge of
    the textbox? frying your ass and feed it to my dogs ?

    #30 | Comment by walker4409 — August 22, 2009 @ 2:57 am

  31. #29
    cause there are no news about her, nobody seems
    to know anything, many of her fans turned into evil
    haters, some of them have gone crazy, others have
    ripped their penis off..it´s sad

    #31 | Comment by walker4409 — August 22, 2009 @ 4:25 am

  32. #18: Fail.

    #32 | Comment by cobalt — August 22, 2009 @ 8:22 am

  33. the golden age of memes is officially over.

    #33 | Comment by Justin L — August 22, 2009 @ 8:14 pm

  34. Public service announcement: Robert Mueller is a FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!!!
    I hex you forevermore you useless bastard,,,shame is what you will feel for your remaining days,,,ASSHOLE!!

    #34 | Comment by Les — August 22, 2009 @ 9:10 pm

  35. Anyone see the latest pedobear movie?

    Check out Gooby and let us know how it is!

    http://media.kino-govno.com/movies/g/gooby/posters/gooby_1.jpg

    #35 | Comment by Dogarth — August 23, 2009 @ 5:35 am

  36. The pink haired cutie in the vid is 17 and her name Madeline Vanessa Santos. She has six other videos that she is in way cuter than that…but not what you think you perv’s!!

    #36 | Comment by Blaine — August 23, 2009 @ 8:19 am

  37. Can’t you just feel the love on this site?

    #37 | Comment by Pirho — August 23, 2009 @ 12:58 pm

  38. #36: Since Ryu ironically called out the grammar police to this thread, I must point out that plural nouns do not require an apostrophe.

    #37: That was a pleasingly ironical comment.

    #38 | Comment by cobalt — August 23, 2009 @ 1:43 pm

  39. y’all postin in a troll thread

    #39 | Comment by PJ — August 24, 2009 @ 3:26 pm

  40. Oh here comes big John, Big balls john tuck,
    looking for a pretty girl to fuck fuck fuck,
    he’ll fuck your mother,fuck your daughter fuck your sister and your girlfriend too,
    Fill every one of her holes with hot man goo,

    Oh watch big john, big balls john tuck
    fuck the shit outta the girl you love in the back of his truck
    fucking her long, fucking her hard and fucking her deep
    while you sit and watch and scream and weep.

    Oh listen to big john, big balls john tuck ,groan and moan as he fucks your girls face,
    then cums in her mouth and all over the place

    Oh big john big john,big balls john tuck, loves the girls and he loves to fuck,
    he loves em young and he loves em old if he wants your woman your shit outta luck

    #40 | Comment by Blaine — August 24, 2009 @ 7:33 pm

  41. ^^
    That will not help much to convince people that
    pedos and child molesters are NOT the same , we
    are currently 150 pedos here btw….new record ???

    #41 | Comment by walker4409 — August 24, 2009 @ 11:53 pm

  42. How can anyone respect a guy who fills out a text box and hits ‘Enter’ at the end of every line?

    I mean, seriously!

    #42 | Comment by EmJee — August 25, 2009 @ 12:14 am

  43. new downtop photo of Smiley for you pervs:

    http://www.imagebam.com/image/20563146675353

    (includes an added bonus for Walker)

    #43 | Comment by cobalt — August 25, 2009 @ 1:17 pm

  44. when did she get a nose stud?

    #44 | Comment by Pirho — August 25, 2009 @ 2:48 pm

  45. #44 – Not sure exactly, but she’s had it for awhile. Looks kinda dumb, if you ask me.

    #45 | Comment by alberach — August 25, 2009 @ 6:10 pm

  46. “Hmmm… adjective form of an adjective… Okay, let me correct myself and say, that’s pretty stupid, but nonetheless, the context in which walker used it was incorrect. Calling me out in return, and using bad grammar to do it… Well… That’s just stupidity at work.”

    #46 | Comment by Ryuka — August 25, 2009 @ 9:02 pm

  47. You fags need to stop fighting over grammar and literary devices and link to hot pics like cobalt over there. Good work. The rest of you deserve some of my hot man goo in your holes. Serving #9,14 and whoever else wants some warm goo.

    #47 | Comment by Big Balls John — August 25, 2009 @ 10:06 pm

  48. The internet just ran out of hot pics. Right here oh my chest, big boy.

    #48 | Comment by Smiley — August 25, 2009 @ 10:15 pm

  49. #46
    Watch this bubo

    http://dictionary.cambridge.org/define.asp?key=42023&dict=CALD

    #49 | Comment by walker4409 — August 25, 2009 @ 11:58 pm

  50. Can we stop with the stupid dictionary links already, it was lame the first time, and even lamer now.

    #50 | Comment by Pirho — August 26, 2009 @ 7:33 am

  51. #42
    How can anybody respect a guy who uses his cock
    to fill out a text box??

    #43
    Are you crazy man, she´s much too young !!!!
    …at least one or two years…

    #51 | Comment by walker4409 — August 26, 2009 @ 10:49 am

  52. #50
    Thank Ryuka for that

    #52 | Comment by walker4409 — August 26, 2009 @ 11:46 pm

  53. #43 – The rack – awesome. The face – yeaaaggggghhhhh!

    #53 | Comment by flyboy — August 27, 2009 @ 12:52 am

  54. #47, 53: how about some UHQ awesomeness:

    http://www.imagebam.com/image/b790e046864984
    http://www.imagebam.com/image/ff289546864989
    http://www.imagebam.com/image/9f068146864993

    Also, Smiley in *short* shorts:

    http://www.imagebam.com/image/9c50fc46864996
    http://www.imagebam.com/image/c1d6f546864997

    #54 | Comment by cobalt — August 27, 2009 @ 6:50 am

  55. #54, you are da man!

    #55 | Comment by Pirho — August 27, 2009 @ 7:14 am

  56. #35
    Haaaa!!! That really looks like pedobear !!!! Here´s the trailer

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqrv__sXdCs

    #56 | Comment by walker4409 — August 27, 2009 @ 4:02 pm

  57. Two thumbs up!

    #57 | Comment by Josh — August 31, 2009 @ 7:07 pm

  58. haha….love the bear trap!

    #58 | Comment by phil — September 11, 2009 @ 8:57 am

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *