And I spent all me money on whiskey and beer…

Personally, I could give a rat’s ass about Canada. But that’s just me.

I ended up doing the whole weekend with the parents thing; Shawn’s, that is, not mine. Meaning that on Saturday night, I also got to partake in the birthday festivities of an 8-year-old-girl. Meaning I babysat for much of the night.

This one little kid tripped me out; you know the type…the one whose babysitter brought him along with her own kids, ’cause his parents are alcoholic white trash and he doesn’t get out much. 5 years old, dressed up in a one-piece Buzz Lightyear suit, and so goddamn goofy, he just didn’t know what to do with himself. Besides that-

Jesus, this music is distracting me.

Okay. So. …Actually, y’know what, fuck all this. You’re all about as interested in a boring story about retarded kids as I am in hearing about new clique websites for Canadians and cutesy misspelled domain names.

Halloween was several days ago, but we’ll recap mine now:
1. Speeding ticket
2. Bring car to shop for cracked head gasket
3. Clean, mop, wipe, dust, vaccuum and wash all day
4. Shawn comes over
5. Watch Shawshank redemption
6. Go to Fiddler’s w/Shawn
7. Prove once again what an embarassingly fragile lightweight I am
8. Come home, get put in bed, wait until he goes outside
9. Sneak into the bathroom and pass out on the floor
10. Argue with him that “I LIKE IT HERE DONT TOUCH ME ITS CLEAN I SWEAR”

He actually managed to get me back in my room, but the whole “onto the bed” thing wasn’t going to happen; you know the point you get to where there’s nothing you can do or think to tell the bed to stop spinning? Yeah.

…Yeah. The second story didn’t turn out much better.

I’ll return you now to your regularly scheduled “Canadian OMG I’M SURFING THE INTARWEB High School Jabbering ” programming.

Edit: Bugger the lot of you, really. I like Liz. I like Liz’s site. I didn’t DIS-like Liz’s post, it just didn’t interest me. I’m sure SHE could give a rat’s ass about many of the things I post about. Chill. The “candee” thing, though…I meant that. Try to deny that it’s a cutesy, misspelled domain name.

I need a cigarette.

19 thoughts on “And I spent all me money on whiskey and beer…

  1. huh?

    #1 | Comment by elPrezidente — November 4, 2002 @ 3:25 pm

  2. *sigh* Nevermind.

    #2 | Comment by thess — November 4, 2002 @ 3:27 pm

  3. Nya-haha-ha-haaaaa! Eeeeehh-vil! *snort* *cough*

    *ahem*

    Yea, good stuff.

    #3 | Comment by Peter the Freshman — November 4, 2002 @ 3:44 pm

  4. ouch.. this could possibly get ugly

    *grabbing a bowl of popcorn*

    #4 | Comment by Chris — November 4, 2002 @ 3:49 pm

  5. Thess’s reminds me of G.G. Allin and that makes me glad he died again… he without a doubt was the worst human being to ever exist highly surpassing Adolf Hitler.

    But besides that Thess is one of the most talented writers in FUBAR and the one most likely to kick a guy who annoys her in the cojones.

    #5 | Comment by Celius_Quin — November 4, 2002 @ 3:51 pm

  6. Well, fuck. You summoned Jesus again ! Should I cry or laugh ?

    Spank me for being boring, but who was G.G. Allin ?

    #6 | Comment by Kingolf — November 4, 2002 @ 4:09 pm

  7. I guess i would be the first person he would kick considering Suzi doesnt have cojones.

    G.G. Allin was the singer for "Serial Murderers" a punk band from Detroit

    #7 | Comment by Celius_Quin — November 4, 2002 @ 4:14 pm

  8. How do you know, Suzi haven’t got cojones ? Remember: We have never seen her B(.)(.)biees.

    #8 | Comment by Kingolf — November 4, 2002 @ 4:43 pm

  9. hmmm… I really just want to know one thing. Did he have anal with you while you were past out?

    #9 | Comment by elPrezidente — November 4, 2002 @ 5:06 pm

  10. Tsk, tsk, Thess. Cigarettes have no nutritional value. Plus they might be bad for you.

    #10 | Comment by Peter the Freshman disclaims — November 4, 2002 @ 5:29 pm

  11. While I was "past" out? No, he didn’t–I’ll be sure to let you know next time, though; make sure you remember to give me your email address, and I’ll send you pictures.

    #11 | Comment by thess — November 4, 2002 @ 5:42 pm

  12. hey…be sure to tell us ALL when you get those pictures!!! 😉 just kid…just kid!

    #12 | Comment by J — November 4, 2002 @ 6:03 pm

  13. <3Thess<3 Shes a very talented writer, and while I'm a fairly good writer as well, I don't choose to display my serious writing skills on the internet because I am much too lazy. As most of you who have talked to me know for sure *looks at smash and dylan*.

    I also agree that the "ee"'s are tacky and cutesy, which is really the point in the end. I like Thess's posts, I like her site, and yes I like her. Believe me, theres no battle going on here. I don't give a damn that you all are American or European or whatever, why would you care about me being Canadian? I was simply doing a little post for the people who care. And a favour for my pals over at ridethebeaver. Can you not say that half of you didn't click that link? That was the intention, after all.

    Anyway, I am boycotting FUBAR and posting worthless crap until Justin gets off his lazy (allowed to post) ass and writes something half decent.

    #13 | Comment by Liz — November 4, 2002 @ 6:10 pm

  14. Thess, ever thought about not indulging us with the likes of your clever wording and walking around annoyances that you do so well, and actually post something interesting, or at least say right out whats bugging you? I mean, sure, the whole gratuitous shoutout for http://www.ridethebeaver.net was a bit much, and I’m sure you have some deep-rooted feelings against us Canadians, but give us a freakin break and joke around a bit. It wouldn’t kill you to be able to go one post without cutting down Meg and her site every time. Get over yourself.

    #14 | Comment by The Big S — November 4, 2002 @ 6:28 pm

  15. Wah, wah, wah…cheers to Liz, and I’m sorry for the Canada crack; you’re right, it was uncalled for. And yeah, I clicked the link.

    But Big S? Dudeman, I don’t know if you’re up on the reading comprehension skills, but it doesn’t seem like it–or maybe you’re just typing out of your ass, but I don’t insult Meg in all of my posts.

    Any of my posts, actually. A dislike for cutesy spellings of domain names is HARDLY personal, and in the only post I can think of that referenced her other than this one was a QUESTION. Not "hurr hurr ur stoopid u warz glasses HAHA SLUT!!!!!!!!" (which would be an insult) but a legitimate question, offered in a polite way.

    I’ll "get over myself" and you make sure to get that stick out of your ass. Nice way to stick a plug for your site into a flame, btw.

    #15 | Comment by thess — November 4, 2002 @ 6:40 pm

  16. What? "Candee" is mispelled?

    #16 | Comment by Jarge — November 4, 2002 @ 6:43 pm

  17. Props to the editor.

    #17 | Comment by Peter the Freshman — November 4, 2002 @ 6:45 pm

  18. Since when have Keli been "cutting" Meg ?

    #18 | Comment by Kingolf — November 7, 2002 @ 9:19 am

  19. Yeah, I never got to comment here. Okay I’m done.

    #19 | Comment by Bubba — November 7, 2002 @ 11:03 pm

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