Ok, I am just a little wasted so we will see what happens with this.
Thess: Let me see that map of the Danish fleet Peter.
Peter: Yes ma’am, if I can see them boobies.
Thess: They are coming too fast, surely they will get a speeding ticket on their way through Orlando Bay, and leave the boobies to the Cam Whore Specialists.
Smash (on request): Send them my way, I can handle all the CWS, had three Danish ones in my bed last night.
elPrezidente: Borrow your balls from your girlfriend Peter and quit taking orders.
Bubba: TRAITOR!!!!, Smash is consorting with the enemy!!!
Kingolf: (BANG! Smash dies) Where is Suzi?
Celius_Quin: I think she is still trying to find a new host, but I am secure enough in my manhood to say that I find you attractive Kingolf, in a heterosexual way of course.
Raceman: Kill all the Nazi’s!!!!
Eve: Why does it always come back to that? Polish are not Nazi’s.
Raceman: Oh sorry.
(Anonymous): So anyway, anyone want to come see my new cam pics?
Jamlink: Listen men, we must concentrate! The Danish are invading!
Liz: What about the women.
Peter: Show your boobies!
Smash: Show your boobies!
Kingolf: Show your B(.)(.)biees!
Bubba: Boobeys!!! (Said like Timmy from SouthPark says Timmay!!)
Dik Kok: I like boobies up my ass, then we eat the Danish!
Jamlink: Thank you dik kok, we must concentrate on the Danish invasion.
Suzi: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY with a baseball bat, that is how we will get the Danish.
Bubba: YES!! Use the two Chins to lure them in then we will poison them with a bananas covered in peanut butter and jelly!!!
Ben Affleck: I have some peanut butter left over that my dog didn’t finish last night!
J: Then we can use the Happy Tree Friends to torture them into talking!!!
RedEye: ATTACK IN COMING!!!!!! Where is Justin!!!???!!!???
To be continued…
Okay… before anyone busts my balls id like to state that this was just a joke. I didn’t mean to offend anyone with this little drama I created for my own amusement. I am not as good at writing dialogue as immensely long but only half way interesting posts. I stole this from Kingolf who stole it from Celius_Quinn who stole it from Justin who stole it from God. The people responsible for sacking the people who sacked the original dialogue have been sacked. Sorry if I offended or left anyone out.
I did post my Halloween pics in the more section if anyone wants to see them.
Most of the costumes were homemade. Went through about 10 cases that night, it was quite fun. Hope this works. Thanks to Thess and Eve for the instructions.
Haha hahaha ha (said like the LOL in trillian).
#1 | Comment by Bubba — November 8, 2002 @ 2:04 am
i carved my pumpkin the same way….as soon as my GF gets the pics developed i’ll send them your way if you care to see them…pumpkin was the size of a bean bag chair…about 150-200 pounds
#2 | Comment by EverSnow — November 8, 2002 @ 3:29 am
my god
drama dilemma
#3 | Comment by beng — November 8, 2002 @ 3:52 am
boobies.danish.anything up my ass is what dik kok like..sad that kanibus and j.dude isnt meetin…dik kok’s anal muscle was retractin very fast..like orange agent kill villagers…but now its closed…waste of dik kok’s effort..bahz..amerikannz..
#4 | Comment by dik kok — November 8, 2002 @ 5:48 am
What am I doing in teh resistance HQ ? I’m Capt’nolf, teh mighty pirate\viking.
#5 | Comment by Kingolf — November 8, 2002 @ 5:51 am
Obviously you are playing both sides of the fence for some unknown pupose, and I’m still an errend boy, yippity-skippity!
#6 | Comment by Peter the Freshman — November 8, 2002 @ 8:18 am
Aha! I’m a traitor !!! *Bang!* "Fuck, I missed!"
#7 | Comment by Kingolf — November 8, 2002 @ 9:23 am
that was the funniest thing i have read in a while, boobies….ahahaha, you guys rock! dont quit cause this site is getting interesting again..
#8 | Comment by meg — November 8, 2002 @ 9:29 am
Your play was terrific! Proud to have been a spearcarrier.
As for the pix, what’s the chick in pink dressed up as? A girl at a sleepover??
#9 | Comment by RedEye — November 8, 2002 @ 9:47 am
Oh, and Jamlink, I got the Python reference, but I’ll be curious to see who else did.
#10 | Comment by RedEye — November 8, 2002 @ 9:54 am
So, i seen my name being dropped. Anyways, me and J, that’s old news. I was a spaztic fool when i vented on that whole Jam Master Jay deal, alcohol will do that to me from time to time. I’m just a Bong Tokin Alcoholic, anyways i saw 8 Mile last night. For all of you who live in a cave, it’s the new Eminem Movie. I think Eminem has talent when it comes to hip hop, but the movie overall was pretty boring. I’m not saying that it was a horrible movie, but the hype definitely didn’t pay off. Lyrically Eminem is a god, (Besides, Nas, Jay-Z, Mos Def, Pharoah Monch, and Talib Kweli) Sorry if i Narrowed the list down and forgot to mention other rappers i respect, but I seriously think I could’ve written 8 Mile. It pisses me off that they made such a lackluster movie that could’ve been great, It’s not like they anticipated an Oscar winning movie, but the movie was so Simplistic. A great Director and an Academy award winning producer and that’s the best they could do…..Weak!! I know this post is really random, but it’s almost 9 in the morning and i’m still up…Don’t do Drugs, and don’t judge me for doing them…and by the way, Jamlink you’re a great writer, your stuff is always interesting, and all you girls, you always come up with some good stuff too, keep it up. I’m Out
#11 | Comment by Kanibus — November 8, 2002 @ 9:55 am
Hey guys, that’s me with the fro! (the real me)
#12 | Comment by Suzi — November 8, 2002 @ 10:29 am
I think im going to cry…
#13 | Comment by Celius_Quin — November 8, 2002 @ 12:33 pm
Kingolf-
Jag e ju svensk ju, joinar gärna din flotta… 🙂 …om du kan förlÃ¥ta mej för att jag byggde barsebäck förstÃ¥ss… …och om du slutar med dubbelspelet… 🙂
Lets capture uss some B(.)(.)bies
Sweden rocks…
ohh and I just saw Scooby Doo (I know it’s old), it rocks 2, and Sarah Michelle Gellar rocks, i’d like to see her B(.)(.)bies
#14 | Comment by Nissol — November 8, 2002 @ 12:49 pm
hillarity.
#15 | Comment by dugas of eenodol — November 8, 2002 @ 1:13 pm
I am truly touched by how everyone has been a good sport about this. Personally, I was expecting tons of hate mail (And I only got 10 Yupee!!!) But seriously, I am glad that we (Referring to the community) are starting get excited about something (Or at least tickled) Ever since Justin has gone the mood In FUBAR has changed. People seem more bored and unhappy. I think this shows that even with Justin gone there is still a loyal fan base willing to defend themselves against any evil tyranny. But anyways, I think the route that Jamlink was giving the series is great expect, 1) Why was kingolf in the Résistance HQ (Did anyone notice the accent on Résistance?) And why were so many people in the War Room? I was expecting only community leaders to lead the war.
Okay…that’s my two cents and again, if anyone wants to continue DO AS YOU WISH!
P.S. Since when was Celius_Quin such a secure heterosexual male secure enough to complement Kingolf’s looks?
And another thing, these were some of the plotlines I wanted to do:
On the other side of Fubar, Bubba was leading a search expedition when he finds a Danish Army camp. He then orders Celius_Quin to infiltrate the camp dressed as a Cam girl whore and find out the secret weapon the Danish were hiding
The Whore Ben Affleck throw on the ground before was actually a Danish spy by the name of Helloflotta Bunns who was about to kill Ben Affleck when suddenly Thess gets into a Kung-Fu grip pose and kills her thus confessing her love of Ben.
The Danish are actually Mercenaries sent by Bangbus.com angry about how passwords are constantly being posted on this site.
Avril Lavigne’s hit single “Complicated” as sung by Justin was the secret weapon that Eve was developing
But, I guess seeing how Jamlink decided to go another way I decided to just post them now.
Love On Ya,
Alan
#16 | Comment by Celius_Quin — November 8, 2002 @ 1:18 pm
speaking of sacking – raceman is more interested in matchbox cars and hot wheels than A&E’s reason for being – not that it isn’t important (A&E’s fascination with the third reich), – I’m just not as interested…. yawn… (see what I mean?) did I mention a moose once bit my sister… no, really!
#17 | Comment by raceman — November 8, 2002 @ 2:38 pm
You are much better then me, I really had no idea where I was going with it……you should continue the line through the comments…fix what I messed up….now you have a challenge.
RedEye, yes that is what she was supposed to be….and thank you for catching that reference. I wasn’t sure if anyone would.
#18 | Comment by Jamlink — November 8, 2002 @ 2:40 pm
With all due respect I reject it… I wish to return to anonymity as a sheep breeder in Wales.
Is anyone up for the challenge?
#19 | Comment by Celius_Quin — November 8, 2002 @ 5:11 pm
Come on man, yours was much better. At least change what I did to make it match your scenario….if you want email it to me and I will see if I can add a little of my flair to in then throw it back up. In the comments if nothing else, don’t want to start pissing people off by too much of the same thing.
#20 | Comment by Jamlink — November 8, 2002 @ 5:35 pm
I think the readers would disagree… and I dont think it would be appropiate for me to pester everyone on the comments section every week. But I guess Ill type the whole series over the weekend and if im satisfied the results Ill send the next episode over 😉
#21 | Comment by Celius_Quin — November 8, 2002 @ 8:08 pm
And yours was alot better than mine… Sure, it didnt have much of a consistent storyline but it did have alot better dialouge then mine. I was trying to do more of a Tom Clancy type story which i regret considering this is just a silly joke between me and a Danish bloyke.
But again, ill type something up this weekend.
#22 | Comment by Celius_Quin — November 8, 2002 @ 8:11 pm
I’m up for writing teh Danish version. Not regurlarly, though, but you’re a better writer anyway.
En frivillig ! Du er hyret. Det med Barsebäck er helt iorden, jeg er ikke nogen skide Københaver 🙂 Dobbeltspillet ? Hvilket Dobbeltspil ? Jeg spionerer bare, lavær med at sige det til nogen.
"Din første opgave som næstkommanderende, bliver at finde ud af, om de infødte er venligt-sindede overfor Flåden. Træd af."
(.)(.) here we come. Scandinavia rules !
#23 | Comment by Kingolf — November 9, 2002 @ 5:42 am
That girl was dressed as a little girl. Just hold your mouse over the picture.
#24 | Comment by Kingolf — November 9, 2002 @ 5:45 am
I am already ahead of you, you lazy FUBARians. I know your alter ego’s ! Smash, is in reality Jason. Bubba, is in reality Brian Johnson. God is really Justin… hey what is God’s surname ??? Does anybody here know it ?
#25 | Comment by Kingolf — November 9, 2002 @ 2:51 pm
I post to much here.
#26 | Comment by Kingolf — November 9, 2002 @ 2:52 pm
Kingolf-
Hopefully Justin doesn’t give his surname here or most of the Women Of Justin either. They are liable to end up with some stalker or something.
What is your first name, Kingolf?
#27 | Comment by smash — November 10, 2002 @ 9:02 am
Kanibus-
I don’t get the fascination with Eminem. Maybe that is because he is from where I live and hearing about him just annoys me?
He is from Warren, Mi where I live as well. In fact, I live 6 miles away from 8 Mile Road on 14 Mile Road (of course in my math skills I explained this to Suzi and told her I lived 4 miles away and she had to correct me). When I used to work on 8 Mile (up until a year ago)
What scares me is my Mom (age 56) is dying to see the movie. She wanted one her kids to take her this weekend. I told her "No way in hell."
#28 | Comment by smash — November 10, 2002 @ 9:09 am
You’ll never know my true identity !
#29 | Comment by Kingolf — November 10, 2002 @ 9:40 am
You know that swedish guy ? Nissol, was his name. He sent me a virus. What a backstabber. Maybe, he was bribed with (.)(.)?
#30 | Comment by Kingolf — November 10, 2002 @ 9:43 am
Kingolf,
What virus did Nissol send you, Klez? Odds are it wasn’t him. Klez is fun. If you are in my address book and Suzi is in my address book and *I* get infected, my computer ‘spoofs’ an email from YOU to Suzi.
Nice virus, eh?
#31 | Comment by smash — November 10, 2002 @ 11:22 am
Oh, rigth. Didn’t quite think of that. Stooopid.
#32 | Comment by Kingolf — November 11, 2002 @ 2:25 pm
*right Stooopidx2
#33 | Comment by Kingolf — November 11, 2002 @ 2:26 pm