But i AM Avril Lavigne!


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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: fuck you
From: “John Bonham” bonham_79@hotmail.com
Date: Sat, Nov 2 2002 8:57:04 PM +0800

Dear Cocksucker

you’re nothing but a fucken dick head. The way you make everyone think your avril is fucken poor. Avril happens to be a great girl and also has a lot of talent which means she’s going places. It’s people like you that give people like avril a bad name. why dont you go jerk off you fuckin poofter.

up yours
Michael Bonham
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🙁

27 thoughts on “But i AM Avril Lavigne!

  1. Forgive him.

    #1 | Comment by JiL0 — November 14, 2002 @ 9:50 am

  2. oh and btw, this isn’t the proper post i was talking about yesterday. i got lazy. but i promise i will post tonight! fo realz yo.

    #2 | Comment by Justin — November 14, 2002 @ 10:00 am

  3. More excrement from people who look for 2 seconds and read for one. *cheers for ignorance* Ignore them goober.

    #3 | Comment by eve — November 14, 2002 @ 10:20 am

  4. that forum thing so good I actually registered. anyway, good comic can be found online at http://www.reslifecomics.com. click the first comic link and then spend the next ten hours reading em. works for me. well, when i say work i mean i didnt all morning….but hey its night time somewhere…..can I look forward to more large posts from the mythical Justin I wonder?

    #4 | Comment by evilcoles — November 14, 2002 @ 10:22 am

  5. Oh goody, I was wondering about that real post personally.

    #5 | Comment by dugas of eenodol — November 14, 2002 @ 10:24 am

  6. you should see the email i’m going to post up later =P

    #6 | Comment by Justin — November 14, 2002 @ 10:49 am

  7. shit, im just happy justin is posting again!

    #7 | Comment by J.C. — November 14, 2002 @ 11:11 am

  8. Show us !!!

    #8 | Comment by Kingolf — November 14, 2002 @ 11:13 am

  9. All hail the Justin!

    #9 | Comment by B — November 14, 2002 @ 12:07 pm

  10. >>It’s people like you that give people like avril a bad name.<< I thought her parents gave her the bad name.

    #10 | Comment by Smartass — November 14, 2002 @ 12:22 pm

  11. What an angry man, as for the parents comment…funny. I’m a little too tired to laugh, but I know it’s funny.

    #11 | Comment by Bubba — November 14, 2002 @ 12:24 pm

  12. Ironically, I had never heard of Avril Lavigne until I found this site. I’ve never really been up on the female punk/pop/whatever scene. Now that I know who she is, I actually kinda like her music, kinda.

    #12 | Comment by Peter the Freshman — November 14, 2002 @ 12:30 pm

  13. Neither had I.

    #13 | Comment by Kingolf — November 14, 2002 @ 12:37 pm

  14. God, Justin, how could you??
    (and yes, that parent comment was funny)

    #14 | Comment by fracturedguy — November 14, 2002 @ 12:54 pm

  15. Dont get eve’s comment. Issit refering to me?

    #15 | Comment by JiL0 — November 14, 2002 @ 1:10 pm

  16. poofter?

    #16 | Comment by Amy — November 14, 2002 @ 1:20 pm

  17. amy, poofter = fag.

    #17 | Comment by 7 — November 14, 2002 @ 1:38 pm

  18. ahhhh thanks.

    #18 | Comment by Amy — November 14, 2002 @ 2:14 pm

  19. If poofter = fag then how can he jerk it off? I understand the implications but the statement makes it sound like it means something he should do to himself. I was thinking poofter = pooter = chocolate starfish.

    #19 | Comment by Jamlink — November 14, 2002 @ 2:25 pm

  20. he was saying go jerk off you (insert definition of poofter), meaning he was calling him a poofter

    #20 | Comment by Chris — November 14, 2002 @ 4:09 pm

  21. Ah, now I understand.

    #21 | Comment by Jamlink — November 14, 2002 @ 5:07 pm

  22. oh tuhanku. inilah website gambar lucah yang terbaik sekali! impianku telah dicapai! Terima kasih JUSTIN!

    #22 | Comment by Gluteus Maximus — November 14, 2002 @ 9:12 pm

  23. Must be a Justin idolizer back in Brunei 🙂

    #23 | Comment by JiL0 — November 14, 2002 @ 10:04 pm

  24. i wish

    #24 | Comment by Justin — November 14, 2002 @ 10:32 pm

  25. we wish

    #25 | Comment by dikkok — November 14, 2002 @ 11:25 pm

  26. "Hey, what happened to all the stone?"

    #26 | Comment by Bubba — November 15, 2002 @ 10:00 am

  27. …but I am Ben Affleck!

    #27 | Comment by Chris — November 15, 2002 @ 12:16 pm

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