I was writing a paper.. on the pc and it was like..
beep beep bip blip bleep bleep bleep bleep
and then… like… halfa my paper was GONE.
and i was like…
unnnhhh…?
“It was a really good paper”
LOLOLOLOL
“It was a really good paper”
“It was a really good paper”
HOLY SHITE HE CHANGED THE LAYOUT!!!!!!!!!
#1 | Comment by Jamlink — November 17, 2002 @ 1:55 am
Hmmmm…..maybe I was a little hasty in my request to get rid of the Avril layout….never would have thought this was the direction Justin would go. She looks high by the way.
#2 | Comment by Jamlink — November 17, 2002 @ 1:59 am
I agree. She looks/sounds extremely stoned. "unnnhhh?"
#3 | Comment by Amy — November 17, 2002 @ 2:07 am
This new layout is just mean. My poor eyes.
#4 | Comment by bligityblah — November 17, 2002 @ 2:51 am
Maybe it’s my affectation for stoner chicks and Mac afficionados, but she’s kinda hot.
#5 | Comment by Umgawa — November 17, 2002 @ 3:08 am
yeha why do i find this girl hot?
#6 | Comment by josh — November 17, 2002 @ 4:25 am
she is such an ugly bitch, blody hell it like one of those girls who u pay to go to the prom with
#7 | Comment by d0t — November 17, 2002 @ 6:36 am
Sigh. No more Avril-letter-jokes.
Didn’t quite like them anyway…hehe
#8 | Comment by JiL0 — November 17, 2002 @ 6:57 am
OMGOMGMOG Ellen Feiss !!! I’m ur biggest fan!!!
#9 | Comment by Kingolf — November 17, 2002 @ 8:25 am
I saw the title before the page loaded, and thought ‘no…he wouldn’t…’. But then you did. Aaaargh!
#10 | Comment by Jacob — November 17, 2002 @ 8:41 am
GET a new layout this sucks a little bit find someone like say…………..asia argento
#11 | Comment by luke — November 17, 2002 @ 9:24 am
can i puke now?
#12 | Comment by reignfire — November 17, 2002 @ 10:06 am
Noooo! Not my little Avril…. 🙁
That’s what you guys get for wanting a new layout.
#13 | Comment by Bubba — November 17, 2002 @ 10:23 am
WHY DIDN’T YOU USE ELISHA CUTHBERT LIKE I TOLD YOU?!?!?! She is one hot Canadian chicha.
Who the fuck is this chick? …too lazy to click on that thing.
#14 | Comment by Liz — November 17, 2002 @ 11:08 am
I thought everyone wanted a new layout…
But I like this one, stoner chicks are so cool, I used to have one for a "fuck" buddy. Nya-hahahaha-haaa, and I was like unnnnhhhhh…and then I had to do it all over again,
#15 | Comment by Peter the Freshman — November 17, 2002 @ 11:32 am
Pimpest. Layout. Ever.
#16 | Comment by thess — November 17, 2002 @ 11:33 am
She’s a sleepy student…And enjoys the pot!
#17 | Comment by ptbarnum — November 17, 2002 @ 11:35 am
I wonder if it’s temporary, the layout keeps going back to Avril on my computer.
#18 | Comment by Peter the Freshman — November 17, 2002 @ 11:35 am
I like stoned chicks. "Bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep"
#19 | Comment by Kingolf — November 17, 2002 @ 12:15 pm
Justin you little WHORE. I can’t believe you would choose a girl who looks just like me for your background. I would congratulate you but I know that you have spent the day masterbating to yourself, feeling smug about all the comments that you think you will receive, so instead I’m going to tell you to fuck yourself. Actually, you’d love that if you could stretch your little cock round to your ass.
Love
Jenn
#20 | Comment by Jennsdiaries — November 17, 2002 @ 1:52 pm
Jenn, you creep me out…
Poor little Justin…
#21 | Comment by Liz — November 17, 2002 @ 1:58 pm
I don’t want a stalker, anyway.
#22 | Comment by Kingolf — November 17, 2002 @ 2:52 pm
cool layout. tis all I’m gonna say.
#23 | Comment by Lucy — November 17, 2002 @ 3:10 pm
speaking of stalkers….what ever happened to Justin’s ‘lesbian’ stalker that he had a bit ago? Anybody remember her?
#24 | Comment by J — November 17, 2002 @ 3:58 pm
"tis" means: "piss" in Danish. Just thought, you ought to know.
#25 | Comment by Kingolf — November 17, 2002 @ 4:08 pm
Jenn = lesbian stalker
😮
#26 | Comment by Justin — November 17, 2002 @ 4:17 pm
wtf!? that bitch is hot, in a crackpot kinda way
#27 | Comment by gryp — November 17, 2002 @ 4:47 pm
I LOVE IT>>>> I think this chick is RAD. Any guy who disagrees needs new glasses or is a switch hitter. Justin is my Hero 😉
#28 | Comment by embus — November 17, 2002 @ 5:10 pm
I asked for a change to the Avril layout and I got it. I guess the saying, "Be careful for what you wish for, you might just get it" is true.
LOL, Justin! Two points for you.
#29 | Comment by Smartass — November 17, 2002 @ 5:19 pm
Hey.. i kinda like her…
#30 | Comment by Cheesus — November 17, 2002 @ 5:30 pm
Holy crap, it’s Jenn! Hmm, I wonder if she’d be willing to role-play as Ms. Feiss for me… Jenn, I take back every mean thing I never said about you; please talk to me again!
#31 | Comment by Banana — November 17, 2002 @ 5:58 pm
Great — I’m out of town on business pitching the next videogame sensation, and that "little bitch" is back…
… pulling a michael jordan… welcome back.
#32 | Comment by elPr3zidente — November 17, 2002 @ 7:59 pm
I think Justin pretending to be Ellen Feiss would be funnier than him pretending to be Avril Lavigne, should he choose to do that.
#33 | Comment by Peter the Freshman changes his name to Seriously — November 17, 2002 @ 8:09 pm
i can’t believe it…
even with the msg board, this place is still so popular…
who gives a shit about the wall paper… he he…
#34 | Comment by beng — November 17, 2002 @ 9:25 pm
Justin nice job on the new layout but go with someone much hotter and that has done more things than an Apple commercial. To the other Josh who posted way above pic another name I was here first just screwing with you it doesn’t matter at all just keep the name in lower case is all
#35 | Comment by Josh — November 17, 2002 @ 9:44 pm
umm…well…at least he’s updating…
But seriously ,I dont think she’s an "ugly bitch" like d0t was so opinionated to point out.
And for the record, Asia Argento is a slut who was invloved in the WORST screen kiss ever known to man (Insert the disgusting tongue dangling with Vin Diesel in the worst movie of the year xXx)and doesnt deserve to be a FUBAR girl (She deserves to be in a Porn Flick… Oh, wait, she already was)
#36 | Comment by Celius_Quin — November 17, 2002 @ 9:49 pm
OK, I’ve been coming to Justin’s site for about a year, I’ve never posted, just lurked in the background, stopping by every couple of days. But this new layout…funniest damned thing I’ve seen in ages. Do you have her name in AIM? I can just see it now:
Dumbshit23: Are you thee Ellen Feis?
EllenFeiss: Yes, and my name has two s’s
Only good can come of this!!
Thanks for the great site Justin
#37 | Comment by AKApostal — November 17, 2002 @ 9:58 pm
He’s going to have to call Avril and tell her he’s no longer her agent, though.
#38 | Comment by Seriously, or the foolishness formerly known as Peter the Freshman — November 17, 2002 @ 10:56 pm
i think both justin and ellen are high, but oh well.
#39 | Comment by dex — November 17, 2002 @ 11:17 pm
You people make me laugh. Justin put this layout up as a joke and you guys are saying, "Wow, look at dat fine piece of woman! I’d like to tap dat a few times and then some. Justin, you da man!"
Okay….so nobody said those EXACT words, but basically they said them……basically.
Dear God, I hope this is a joke….
#40 | Comment by Bubba — November 18, 2002 @ 3:26 am
Justin you little slut, So you finally removed your fist from your asshole for long enough to write a comment about me. Well done.
Just don’t forget that you and me have plans, and that it’s only a matter of time.
Love and fuck you
Jenn
#41 | Comment by Jennsdiaries — November 18, 2002 @ 3:34 am
Jenn, forget Justin already! I’m the only one who will always be here for you, willing to service, er, serve you in whichever way you please. Justin, please tell her……
#42 | Comment by Banana — November 18, 2002 @ 4:33 am
Oh my god, Ellen Feiss is hideous!!
#43 | Comment by Carl — November 18, 2002 @ 6:16 am
She is not! She’s hot ! I can tell. I’m wearing my glasses. 8)
#44 | Comment by Kingolf — November 18, 2002 @ 8:56 am
mmmm….lesbian stalker
mmmm….stoner chick
mmmm….lesbian stoner stalker chick
mmmm….
#45 | Comment by b00bies — November 18, 2002 @ 11:42 am
no i am Josh. ok thats cool. whatever.
#46 | Comment by josh — November 18, 2002 @ 12:26 pm
Hmmm, lesbian, stoner, stalker, chick with a passion for men’s assholes. Can it get any wierder ?
#47 | Comment by Kingolf — November 18, 2002 @ 3:04 pm
Danish, lesbian, stoner, stalker, amaphrodite…
#48 | Comment by Celius_Quin — November 18, 2002 @ 5:26 pm
Wtf’s an amaphrodite ?
Stoner ? Definetly.
Danish ? Quite.
Stalker ? Probably.
Lesbian ? I don’t know. Had I been a girl, I would have been lesbian. So yes.
#49 | Comment by Kingolf — November 18, 2002 @ 5:45 pm
…what’s sad is that she looks like my senior high school prom date!
…so does this ad say that Powerbooks are meant for dumb stoner chicks who don’t save their work as they finish?
#50 | Comment by yinyang — November 19, 2002 @ 3:05 am
i’d totally hang out with this Ellen chick. she can do that "bleep-bleep-bleep-bleep" thing for hours on end and i wouldn’t stop laughing. stoner chicks are cool.
#51 | Comment by the other me — November 19, 2002 @ 5:40 am
With all the beautiful girls out there – this girl definetly does not deserve to grace Fubar!
#52 | Comment by Carl — November 19, 2002 @ 8:00 am
She looks like she’s been smoking dirty socks for a couple of days. We don’t have these ads over here. So like a Mac never crashes? Give me a fucking hammer and I’ll crash it. 🙂 Well anyway, Macs rock, although they cost like they’re made of gold. I think I’ll stay truthful to my Dell Inspiron bitch…
#53 | Comment by theEvilPlacebo — November 19, 2002 @ 1:51 pm
An amprhodite would be a person who has bot male and female genitallia…
#54 | Comment by Quijotes_Leprous — November 19, 2002 @ 2:54 pm
that’s gross!
#55 | Comment by theEvilPlacebo — November 19, 2002 @ 2:59 pm
Isn’t that a "hermafrodite" ? It is in Danish.
#56 | Comment by Kingolf — November 19, 2002 @ 4:43 pm
hermaphrodite……..yes, that is correct.
#57 | Comment by Bubba — November 19, 2002 @ 9:28 pm
Sorry…in spanish its Hemafrodita
#58 | Comment by Quijotes_Leprous — November 20, 2002 @ 4:49 am
"I’m scoutin!"
#59 | Comment by Bubba — November 20, 2002 @ 9:03 pm
NOTE!:
For those of you who don’t know who this girl is.
She is apparently some underground cult figure for Apple fans, largely due to the fact she seems stoned off her ass. If you type her name on google you’ll a crapload of fansites. Her name is even registered. So I guess, as someone noted, this is a paraody of sorts. A joke within a joke, meant largely to make fun of those who don’t realize it.
#60 | Comment by Terence — November 21, 2002 @ 5:24 am
Yeah Ellen looks stoned all right…she sorta reminds me of this gurl Rebecca from my college. As far as I know she smokes up almost every day and goes around constantly asking students if they’ve got any. This gurl got fired from an on-campus job because apparently she would enter work stoned every day and always complain that she felt "tired." Word is that she’s also partied a lot at her college and tries to seduce weed off every guy on the soccer or baseball team. She claims that she never pays for it, yeah if "paying" means money that is hahaha. All I know is that my buddy hooked up with her last year because she is really hot and has blond hair and is really thin yet sort of curvy. I think her number is (267)260-8851. Then again you might reach her at (215)572-2848. The only other thing I know about her is that she constantly brags about her guy-magnet abilities and her high "numbers", and I don’t think she’s counting number of joints smoked either if you guys know what I mean.
#61 | Comment by Ryan — November 23, 2002 @ 7:27 pm
Dude, what’s with the giving out of phone numbers around here?
#62 | Comment by Seriously — November 23, 2002 @ 10:32 pm
dude i second that notion to what ryan you boy say about some chik rebbeca. if its the same rebbeca i know at arcadia u then id say shes damn mighty fine. i go to school there too man. i dont know much about the gettin with th soccer team tho i herd shes only gettin with guys who are very good lookin but i can confirm the constantly stoned part very much.
#63 | Comment by dave — November 25, 2002 @ 1:51 am