Hooray! It’s my birthday today! You all probably forgot. Bastards.
Anyway, i was pleasantly surprised when i got a package slip thing in my mailbox today. At first i was like, “Eh. I didn’t order anything online. Oh well. Package! Reee!”. So i took the package slip thing over to the front desk people and got my package from them.
So then i opened the package and guess what was inside.
LOLOLOLOLOL
Yes! It’s a Mary Jane doll! Kirsten Dunst! Kiki!! In doll form! Oh the possibilities…
Anyway, thanks for the gift and the card Ju. 😀 Arrived exactly on time. She’s nuts by the way. BND $59 just for the postage!! Not including how much the doll must’ve cost! I owe her a lot. This isn’t the first time she’s sent me stuff through the mail. Last time, she sent me bootlegs of Resident Evil and Blade 2 on VCD. <3 So yeah, i'm 22 now. Wee! I should probably stop wanting to hump 15 year old Ellen Feiss from now on =\ Hmm. I wonder if Kirsten's wearing a bra and panties under there.
Happy bithday Justin.
#1 | Comment by pangwinking — November 23, 2002 @ 1:43 am
Feliz Cumpleaños, Justino. :]
#2 | Comment by Lucy — November 23, 2002 @ 2:00 am
Alles Gute zum Geburtstag, Eve! Oh, it’s only Justin.
#3 | Comment by Banana — November 23, 2002 @ 2:07 am
So, since you posted after midnight, was your birthday yesterday or today? If it is today, happy birthday. Otherwise FUCK YOU!….oh I mean Happy Un-Birthday. 😉
#4 | Comment by Jamlink — November 23, 2002 @ 2:25 am
Happy B-Day, kiddo.
#5 | Comment by Dranakin — November 23, 2002 @ 2:44 am
whheeeee!!!!does dat meant that this site will be morest interestin and having more pron?dik kok is trying use bangbus passwords but they is not werking..newayz..mary jane doll is for wussiez..real man like dik kok get life size inflatable doll wif moist vibrator..that is like angel on earth…mehz…
dik kok spoken.
did kok?
#6 | Comment by dikkok — November 23, 2002 @ 2:45 am
happy b-day!!
CHEERS!
#7 | Comment by me — November 23, 2002 @ 2:58 am
Happy Hatchday! Many happy returns to you and to this wonderful site 😀
#8 | Comment by JiL0 — November 23, 2002 @ 4:24 am
Happy birthday Justin!
And to make it all more international:
Gratulerer med dagen Justin!
Sretan rodendan Justine!
=)
#9 | Comment by theEvilPlacebo — November 23, 2002 @ 6:19 am
Every single second is but a step closer towards your death…
But have a good one.
#10 | Comment by Quijotes_Leprous — November 23, 2002 @ 7:20 am
Eh, I forgot, I am a bastard….Happy Birthday anyway yo.
#11 | Comment by Bubba — November 23, 2002 @ 7:44 am
Tillykke med føs’dagen, Justin.
#12 | Comment by Kingolf — November 23, 2002 @ 9:43 am
I say "Happy Birthday" and then leave you alone with the Mary Jane doll.
Happy Birthday! Now,…
#13 | Comment by Seriously — November 23, 2002 @ 10:41 am
happy birthday u wonderful bastard, your 22 now and legally able to drink so now it’s logical for u to get a car
#14 | Comment by zim — November 23, 2002 @ 11:05 am
happy birthday. Go play with MJ
#15 | Comment by b00bies — November 23, 2002 @ 11:07 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MO FO!!!! Your 22 and you have a kiki doll. i dont understand it, but i dont have to.
#16 | Comment by vass — November 23, 2002 @ 11:14 am
All you regulars that doesn’t normally comment, please comment here, saying happy b-day to Justin or the like. We all owe him that, ’cause he started FUBAR, and he’s the smartest man in the world.
#17 | Comment by Kingolf — November 23, 2002 @ 11:54 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUSTIN!!!!!! HERES TO ANOTHER 22 YEARS
#18 | Comment by J.C. — November 23, 2002 @ 12:11 pm
*MUAH MUAH MUAH*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! =D
#19 | Comment by ;) — November 23, 2002 @ 12:19 pm
oh yeah and… *hump hump*
#20 | Comment by ;) — November 23, 2002 @ 12:21 pm
‘Happy Birthday, Justin!!! wishing you all the best..’ woohoo ur 22 ;P
#21 | Comment by angeline — November 23, 2002 @ 12:24 pm
happy birthday you sad little man.
#22 | Comment by Susan — November 23, 2002 @ 12:33 pm
go play with your dollies.
#23 | Comment by Susan — November 23, 2002 @ 12:34 pm
i’ll buy you a ken doll!
#24 | Comment by Susan — November 23, 2002 @ 12:35 pm
Posting because Kingolf told me to.
Happy B-Day man…
#25 | Comment by PacManJesus — November 23, 2002 @ 4:12 pm
She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour nine a.m.
And I’m gonna be high as a kite by then
I miss the earth so much I miss my wife
It’s lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I’m a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it’s cold as hell
And there’s no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science I don’t understand
It’s just my job five days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time…
Written By Elton John
Lyrics By Bernie Taupin
#26 | Comment by Quijotes_Leprous — November 23, 2002 @ 5:17 pm
As sung by William Shatner
That song was dedicated to the memory of Justin
#27 | Comment by Quijotes_Leprous — November 23, 2002 @ 5:19 pm
Im tippin the glass to you J, happy birthday you sexy beast, make sure your gf guves the right gift. lol…
#28 | Comment by meg — November 23, 2002 @ 5:34 pm
w00t! ;D
well, i already sent my birthday song through AIM, but i guess it’s due here, too.
alles Gute zum Geburtstag, Kid ;)*hug*
cheers goober
heh, guess we’re more alike than we thought 😀
#29 | Comment by eve — November 23, 2002 @ 5:46 pm
happy bday justin :o)
#30 | Comment by Amy — November 23, 2002 @ 5:56 pm
Happy birthday you little mother fucker.
btw you are Jenn it’s pretty obvious =P
#31 | Comment by biz — November 23, 2002 @ 7:04 pm
Happy birthday, Justin. 😀
#32 | Comment by thess — November 23, 2002 @ 7:38 pm
Happy Birthday Justin ;-D
#33 | Comment by glory — November 23, 2002 @ 9:53 pm
yes!!! Happy bday!!!!!!
#34 | Comment by Ju — November 24, 2002 @ 3:36 am
happy birthday justin! lots of love <3 <3 <3... finally got my arse to comment after coming in hir a hundred times each day, ehehe!
#35 | Comment by chill — November 24, 2002 @ 8:27 am
Hi Justin, Happy BELATED Birthday over here in Brunei heh. Sorry for the delays. 😛
#36 | Comment by Joel — November 24, 2002 @ 9:03 am
happy birthday J-MAN.(……J-MAN sheesh where did that come from …oh well)
and get a new layout for thanksgivin .
get a suzi-layout she is teh hottest
#37 | Comment by luke — November 24, 2002 @ 9:37 am
Umm… I think Justin lives in Michigan…
#38 | Comment by Quijotes_Leprous — November 24, 2002 @ 10:05 am
Happy Birthday you geezer.
#39 | Comment by StinkyMeat — November 24, 2002 @ 12:43 pm
yeah, i know i’m 2 days late, but anyways
happy b-day
grattis på födelsedagen
#40 | Comment by nissol — November 24, 2002 @ 6:58 pm
happy birthday dude.
#41 | Comment by mike — November 25, 2002 @ 1:25 pm
Alright Justin, you have a choice between a jug of never-ending wine or a pair of jugs that will never fail you – choose wisely, though I may be Jesus I can only grant you one wish per birthday. Jesus Spoke.
#42 | Comment by Jesus — November 25, 2002 @ 3:08 pm
*oops* well better late then never. u probably DONT REMEMBER ME anyways, so yeah still.. happy belated birthday justin. hope u din hump kirsten silly ;p
#43 | Comment by deeds — December 3, 2002 @ 12:17 pm