A coupla nights ago, Umgawa and i were discussing the topic of favorite posters. As in the people who post on this site. The girls mostly. Because who in their right mind would wanna have me as their favorite anyway. But yeah, we were talking about your favorite female posters. Actually i should probably say favorite ‘fubar girl’ because some of the girls, like Keli and Suzi for example, don’t really post as often as the others so it’d be kinda unfair to pick a favorite based on their posts when they don’t really post here that often. Even though they are still active posters.
Here’s a small sampling of our conclusions:
Bubba likes Keli.
Seriously likes Liz.
Kingolf likes Suzi.
Discommode likes Eve.
Banana likes Jenn.
The whole world likes Thess.
Of course, those are just assumptions. Some of you probably have more than one favorite. While all the polls i’ve had so far points to Suzi being the outright favorite garnering a ridiculous amount of votes each time, it didn’t really tell much about why people chose her. Or why people chose any of the other girls for that matter. With that in mind, go ahead and state your favorites with your reasons as to why you like the person you like. Regulars and lurkers alike. Just curious.
Oh and you females readers (all 3 of you) can comment too.
This interests you? No lie? How odd.
#1 | Comment by Seriously — February 15, 2003 @ 11:46 am
Suzi’s 16. All you others are ancient. You simply can’t fight that.
<3 Eve. She calls me honey.
On the other hand though, she calls me Kiddo.
Hey, I'm not a boy anymore! I'm 15. I'm a dude.
#2 | Comment by Kingolf — February 15, 2003 @ 12:04 pm
Yeah, Thess and Liz, as well as Eve. Jenn? Not so much.
#3 | Comment by Seriously — February 15, 2003 @ 12:08 pm
Jenn, she doesn’t take no shit and she isn’t some prissy little shit ass whining "oh I broke a nail" kind of brain dead blonde bimbette
#4 | Comment by Dave Marshak — February 15, 2003 @ 12:33 pm
Fist is Keli. Keli is the cool lay-back chickee that I can relate to. Of course, when she talks about TV I have no clue what’s going on.(which is often) Keli is reeness! Oh, and I like to…borrow…her words.
Close second is Eve. Eve rules you, she’s my up and comer. I guess it’s just because I can only read her site when I’m awake.=\(hurts my brain) As of late, I’ve heard plenty from the little sleeper.(i’m kidding, blame justin he started it)
Third is a tie between Thess and Suz. They’re both very likable in their….hateful ways.
It’s hard to think….of stuff. I almost forgot Avril, Avril’s right up there with Eve.
#5 | Comment by Bubba — February 15, 2003 @ 12:37 pm
Oh man do I love Eve, she has this rude look. The type of look as if she either wants to have sex, or; she just had sex.
By the way, not to be a snob or anything, but Eve did confess to me that she first became attracted to me because I am the only person on FUBAR who uses semi-colons.
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Have a close look at a semi-colon, and you’ll figure it out.
That’s why you should pay attention in English class. Chicks dig literacy!!!
#6 | Comment by Discommode — February 15, 2003 @ 12:50 pm
anyone who doesn’t whine about being kicked out of school cause they won’t get their lazy carcass(es) outta the sack. But if you are saying pick a number one I’ll give a nod to thess. Just a gritty intellectual appeal with aggressiveness on top and passion under the surface.
#7 | Comment by raceman — February 15, 2003 @ 1:27 pm
first off; raceman–FUCK YOU. i have problems. everyone does. i am getting my life back together, so don’t presume to know me. i am not a lazy person, you don’t know how unbelievably hard i work in actuality. obviously you have never experienced what i was/have gone through.
my favourite is BEN AFFLECK. not the actor, the writer. i want to have his babies. want to come fuck me both ways? i turn 18 in june.
#8 | Comment by liz — February 15, 2003 @ 2:13 pm
Eh, I found this site through thess’ so for that alone she gets my nod. Didn’t even mention the witty, incicisive, sarcasm.
#9 | Comment by charles — February 15, 2003 @ 2:14 pm
i would like to add, that i use semicolons too. i am obsessed with them. but i don’t think i use them in the right sense. i just like them/use them.
#10 | Comment by liz — February 15, 2003 @ 2:14 pm
May I further state that I never knew humanity until I read the words of Liz.
I always knew I was pompous and a snob, but I accepted that as a trade off for my incredible looks, intelligence, and decisive wit. However I never knew I had feelings of empathy and random caring until I "knew" that young lady.
I hink she’s simply outstanding and her depth of caring is without comparison.
Tears fall from my eyes as I write this, not literally, but, they could be,……..I simply adore the girl.
She is a person to admire and awe, not to denigrate and insult. She’s an example of raw humanness.
We all have problems. I for one wish I wasn’t bi-racial, because I am sure my mother is responsible for the size of my dick; damn white woman. I know my father is responsible for my sex drive; God bless you black man.
Anyway….back to my dearest Liz, you are a………you know what, after revealing my penis issue, i think Liz should sort out her own damn problems.
And FUCK YOU RACEMAN!!!!!
#11 | Comment by Discommode — February 15, 2003 @ 2:54 pm
The question shouldn’t be who we like the most, but who we like the least.
Yeah, next poll should be who we hate.
#12 | Comment by Pancho — February 15, 2003 @ 3:03 pm
Pancho, if I didn’t win that by a landslide, everything I do on the internet would be for naught.
Also, raceman…melodrama is a big part of being a teenager, but it’s rare to run across a teenaged girl on the internet who has legitimate things to be melodramatic ABOUT. Liz is a good person, that’s what matters.
#13 | Comment by thess — February 15, 2003 @ 3:20 pm
There’s no need for all this competition and aggression. Can’t we all just get along? Make love not war.
All the fubar girls add a bit of variety to the site; Liz, Suzi, Eve, Thess, Meg, Keli, even Jenn. Variety is the spice of life.
I was also going to stick up for Liz, but since I was never kicked out of school, and I don’t have a tiny penis, so I’m having trouble empathising. I did have to get up at 4.30 this morning, and now I seem to be talking in proverbs .I guess that is the closest I’ve got to adversity lately.
As they say, don’t put all your chickens in a basket before you’ve counted them, or you won’t be able to look in their mouths for gifts.
#14 | Comment by Mike — February 15, 2003 @ 3:45 pm
Sorry – but it is whining. I was just commenting about what kind of posting I like. I am not saying this person is this or that person is that. And tho it ain’t my cup of tea, I’m glad for it and read it because helps make a diversified atmosphere. Sorry y’all took it so hard to heart, melodrama indeed.
#15 | Comment by raceman — February 15, 2003 @ 3:56 pm
Jenn wants to punish my penis. Do you need any better explanation?
#16 | Comment by Banana — February 15, 2003 @ 4:15 pm
Yes.
#17 | Comment by Kingolf — February 15, 2003 @ 4:20 pm
Further reflection – glad to hear (no shit, wouldn’t bother to say it just take up space, I loathe typing) you feel you’re getting your life back together Liz (no shit, wouldn’t bother to say it just take up space, I loathe typing). I apologize for my characterization of a ‘lazy’ carcass. That was careless (and lazy) phrasing cause I certainly wouldn’t know if you are or aren’t.
Apart from the particular response from Liz, its interesting what motivates people and the tack they take. I’m serprized my comment would evoke such a chord. I say again, I am not referring to Liz’s response. My observation/opinion (right or probably wrong) just ain’t worth that kind of emotion unless it is some sort of aggressive transference – really. But if it lets the demons out, glad I could help. This of course applies to this post as well, so g’head and ‘fuck you’ all you fuckin want cause it don’t really mean fuck except to you.
#18 | Comment by raceman — February 15, 2003 @ 4:44 pm
Touche!
Nicely recovered, and great smash!
#19 | Comment by Kingolf — February 15, 2003 @ 5:22 pm
Liz went and said:
"my favourite is BEN AFFLECK. not the actor, the writer. i want to have his babies. want to come fuck me both ways? i turn 18 in june"
And I just want to know, can I be Ben Affleck?
#20 | Comment by Seriously — February 15, 2003 @ 7:02 pm
discommode – thank you for your defense. i appreciate all your caring…no matter what size your penis is i still love you. you rock, wut wut! 😉
thank you to everyone else who jumped to my defense <3
raceman - don't worry about it. i know i am whiney, but my life isnt really for entertainment purposes. i can't appeal to everyone 🙂
seriously - no! ben affleck is ben affleck! we're gonna get it on...
#21 | Comment by liz — February 15, 2003 @ 7:52 pm
I like Thess. This is because I am always entertained by what she writes.
#22 | Comment by Dugas of eenodol — February 15, 2003 @ 9:53 pm
i like eve. not sure why, just something about her posts seem more…i don’t know. i just like eve.
#23 | Comment by gabdabary — February 15, 2003 @ 10:52 pm
Liz, in my opinion, is on some hardcore crack, since Affleck’s a hack-writer who just lucked himself into an Oscar by riding on Matt Damon’s coat-tails. After all, who actually got to play Will Hunting? Affleck is the Zeppo to Damon’s Groucho, Chico and Harpo. And, let’s be honest: Affleck played a guy who had sex with a fifteen year-old in Mallrats. Granted, it’s all fun and games when you’re making movies for Kevin Smith, but still… I’m thinking typecasting. Anyway, all I’m saying is, by this rationale, Liz probably has a serious shot, even though she’s not 18 yet.
#24 | Comment by Umgawa — February 15, 2003 @ 11:05 pm
thess
#25 | Comment by beng — February 16, 2003 @ 9:39 pm
Thess and Eve, because I like women with attitude…
#26 | Comment by Robert — February 17, 2003 @ 1:28 am
I like Thess, because….well, I like Thess. She’s mah buddy.
#27 | Comment by mark — February 17, 2003 @ 11:37 am
Eve is hands down my favorite…I love her for her mind-really!honestly, she just has an incredible way with words, and is sweet as hell.but i do like liz’s attitude..
note to self:change name to Affleck, Ben…who’s your favorite new kid?
#28 | Comment by me — February 17, 2003 @ 7:01 pm
thess…..of course
#29 | Comment by vass — February 17, 2003 @ 11:17 pm
Oh, I guess I forgot to vote. I’ll cast a vote for Meg’s glasses, but not the rest of her.
#30 | Comment by Umgawa — February 17, 2003 @ 11:44 pm