Girls don’t?

06/4/03 3:08 PM
psykotik2k: so. do girls really sweat under their boobs. i’ve always wondered.
Teflon Parakeet: Girls don’t sweat.
psykotik2k: lol

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28/1/02 4:47 PM
Teflon Parakeet: everybody knows that girls dont poop
Teflon Parakeet: or fart
Teflon Parakeet: or sweat

Update:

06/4/03 3:15 PM
l2icochet: in minescule amounts, there is boob sweat. Jen lies.

42 thoughts on “Girls don’t?

  1. Don’t pretend to know about things you can’t even spell, Adam.

    EVERYBODY knows that girls don’t sweat. Anywhere. Ever.

    Kinda like that whole baby selling thing in Costa Rica, but not really.

    #1 | Comment by thess — April 6, 2003 @ 3:25 pm

  2. Or like Kathy-Lee’s 5420937 nieces & nephews in sweat shops? Right. Sure.

    I’m going to invent some sort of maxi-type insert for bras (hey, even doubles as a size-boost!) and sell it to all the sweaty-boobed women of the world.

    #2 | Comment by ricochet — April 6, 2003 @ 3:35 pm

  3. There ARE no sweaty-boobed women, I keep trying to tell you that. Okay, maybe a few, but they’re all tennis players, and as such, don’t really count.

    Obviously, your RIDICULOUSLY limited experience (read: COMPLETE LACK OF) with females is why you keep spouting that sort of misinformation.

    #3 | Comment by thess — April 6, 2003 @ 3:37 pm

  4. My binoculars never lie. Either women sweat under their boobs or they grease them up with vaseline before leaving the house.

    Since you’re so hell-bent on the no-sweat thing, you explain the vaseline. Hmmm?

    #4 | Comment by ricochet — April 6, 2003 @ 3:40 pm

  5. damn

    #5 | Comment by Justin — April 6, 2003 @ 3:51 pm

  6. Look, man-whore. Women are afflicted with neither sweat nor Vaseline (okay, maybe sometimes Vaseline, although why they’d do that, I dunno…let me do some research and I’ll get back with you on that.)

    Justin: Like I said. Tennis players.

    #6 | Comment by thess — April 6, 2003 @ 3:54 pm

  7. ….

    #7 | Comment by Susan — April 6, 2003 @ 3:57 pm

  8. I demand proof. Spend a half-hour on a treadmill, then take pictures of your dry boobs. This is required research.

    #8 | Comment by ricochet — April 6, 2003 @ 4:00 pm

  9. "Now Thomas…was not with them when Jesus came. So the other disciples told him, "We have seen the Lord."

    "But he said to them, "Unless I see in His hands the print of the nails, and place my finger in the mark of the nails, and place my hand in His side, I will not believe."

    "Eight days later, His disciples were again in the house, and Thomas was with them. The doors were shut, but Jesus came and stood among them, and said, "Peace be with you."

    Then He said to Thomas, "Put your finger here, and see My hands; and put out your hand, and place it in My side; do not be faithless, but believing."

    "Thomas answered Him, "My Lord and my God!"

    "Jesus said to him, "Have you believed because you have seen Me? Blessed are those who have not seen and yet believe." (John 20:24-29 RSV)

    #9 | Comment by thess — April 6, 2003 @ 4:04 pm

  10. Jesus could have just as easily been a cartoon character (not that he didn’t make a good crossover). I say the church made a few good marketing decisions. That is, however, beside the point.

    Boobs and butt-holes sweat, regardless if you’re a fat man or a gifted young lady.

    Unlike Thomas, I will believe in sweaty boobs until I see proof otherwise.

    #10 | Comment by ricochet — April 6, 2003 @ 4:09 pm

  11. lmao!

    #11 | Comment by J.C. — April 6, 2003 @ 4:13 pm

  12. And furthermore, what justifies your claim that tennis players don’t count?

    #12 | Comment by ricochet — April 6, 2003 @ 4:17 pm

  13. You’re going to hell, Adam.

    I’m disappointed in you.

    #13 | Comment by thess — April 6, 2003 @ 4:17 pm

  14. If there is a hell, I bet the women there have sweaty boobs.

    #14 | Comment by ricochet — April 6, 2003 @ 4:19 pm

  15. Because OBVIOUSLY, tennis players have sweaty boobs, which immediately excludes them. They’re like when the "e" comes before the "i".

    #15 | Comment by thess — April 6, 2003 @ 4:20 pm

  16. Now you’re getting ridiculous.

    #16 | Comment by thess — April 6, 2003 @ 4:25 pm

  17. From THE BIG FAT BOOK OF I CAN EDIT COMMENTS AND YOU CAN’T:

    (573) pwnd.

    (8821) x2.

    #17 | Comment by ricochet — April 6, 2003 @ 4:25 pm

  18. you may have pwned me… but you’re still a sweaty-boobed hypocrite.

    #18 | Comment by ricochet — April 6, 2003 @ 4:34 pm

  19. I used to play tennis.

    #19 | Comment by thess — April 6, 2003 @ 4:34 pm

  20. Everyone gets sweaty boobs if it’s hot enough.

    True dat G-Fresh!

    That’s what I’m talkin’ about!

    No shigga my nigga!?

    No shigga my nigga…no shigga.

    #20 | Comment by Bubba — April 6, 2003 @ 4:38 pm

  21. Oh, then by your logic, your boobs sweat (tennis player) but don’t (woman) – but it doesn’t matter because Jesus accepts you and you got a great deal on a kathy-lee brand absorbant bra at super wal mart?

    #21 | Comment by ricochet — April 6, 2003 @ 4:40 pm

  22. BTW – Adam’s original "BIG FAT BOOK OF" comment was from the "BFBO…IRREFUTABLE FACTS NO ONE CAN PROVE WRONG" and cited two separate pages that supported that "fact," as well as one that stated that all women are hypocrites who can’t admit when they’re wrong. (Although I’m not sure where hypocrisy comes into THIS one.)

    …Too bad the publishers of that book are actually members of the Burlington Liars Club

    #22 | Comment by thess — April 6, 2003 @ 4:40 pm

  23. Jesus loves me, yes. You’re still going to hell.

    I’d never, by the way, buy a bra at Super Wal-Mart. Speaking of bras, actually…don’t make me post the pictures of you in yours.

    #23 | Comment by thess — April 6, 2003 @ 4:42 pm

  24. The hypocrisy is the tennis player exclusion.

    And I free-ball it… baby. So if you happen to have pictures of me clad in undergarments chances are they’re not mine.

    #24 | Comment by ricochet — April 6, 2003 @ 4:46 pm

  25. all of those are countered by girls’ ability to squeeze air through the VC hencfourth creating a "queef."

    #25 | Comment by xenophile — April 6, 2003 @ 4:47 pm

  26. Teflon Parakeet signed off at 4:52:38 PM.

    (difference in sign-off time & comment time comes from my system clock. :P)

    pwn.

    #26 | Comment by ricochet — April 6, 2003 @ 4:48 pm

  27. Pfft. I’m headed back up to Orlando later tonight, where the pictures are saved. The world will see your secret shame, then.

    #27 | Comment by thess — April 6, 2003 @ 4:48 pm

  28. I have no shame. Bring it.

    What’s the worst that could happen? Couple thousand people see my scrawny topless sunburnt white-boy needs-a-cheeseburger body?

    Pfft.

    #28 | Comment by ricochet — April 6, 2003 @ 4:50 pm

  29. I’m willing to bet Star Jones has some sweaty boobs…

    *barfs*

    #29 | Comment by mike — April 6, 2003 @ 5:43 pm

  30. Of course girls sweat under their boobs.

    But then, all my experience with this sort of thing has been with tennis players, so I guess my experience is irrelevent.

    But that leaves this question: What’s up with me and tennis players?

    Upon reflection, that was probably the cause of all my relationship troubles, as love means nothing to them.

    Also, do all tennis players have to sweat, and if one doesn’t, are they really a tennis player? Does it apply to both sexes, or are tennis players a new, third(forth?) gender?

    The possibilities are endless.

    #30 | Comment by Seriously — April 6, 2003 @ 5:55 pm

  31. haha
    Very true Seriously! Very true!

    #31 | Comment by catal[y]st — April 6, 2003 @ 6:15 pm

  32. I sweat under my testicles.

    #32 | Comment by P. Orno Rocks — April 6, 2003 @ 6:21 pm

  33. ahhh Amanda Bynes!!!

    #33 | Comment by fu — April 6, 2003 @ 8:05 pm

  34. boob sweating is a natural sexual reaction. the sweat acts as a lubricant for tit fucking thus making sure we guys dont burn our dick with all the rubbing

    #34 | Comment by luke — April 6, 2003 @ 9:20 pm

  35. let me restate my previous comment

    …….

    #35 | Comment by Susan — April 6, 2003 @ 9:42 pm

  36. I tend to sweat between my dick and balls

    #36 | Comment by Ikke — April 6, 2003 @ 9:55 pm

  37. Aaah, swoobs. Swass, swesticles and swenis. Like colours of the rainbow.

    #37 | Comment by wreck — April 6, 2003 @ 10:17 pm

  38. ::shakes head::

    hey justin… got any pics of female tennis players who drank gatorade before their match? i think that would be interesting to see.

    #38 | Comment by lizzie — April 6, 2003 @ 10:54 pm

  39. Between Amanda and Suzi I’m wondering something….should I just report to jail now and save the cops the time and money?

    #39 | Comment by bligityblah — April 7, 2003 @ 12:08 pm

  40. I wonder if Thess’ boobs sweated while she farted and pooped when she used to be a tennis player?

    #40 | Comment by grud — April 7, 2003 @ 3:01 pm

  41. And would changing your status from being a tennis player to not being a tennis player be like a sex change?

    #41 | Comment by Seriously — April 7, 2003 @ 3:07 pm

  42. Yes girls do sweat under thier boobs! I’ve said so there!

    #42 | Comment by sweaty girl — July 5, 2004 @ 7:27 pm

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