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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Is this a funny practical joke to do or not?
From: “Jim Marsden”
Date: Sun, Apr 13 2003 3:33:32 AM -0500
Hey, I read your site all the time, I think it’s great. It’s like 3am here (St. Louis, MO. USA) and I just got home drunk, laughing my ass off all the way home. See we did a joke on a friend of mine at the dorms and I’m not sure if its funny, mean, dangerous — i think it’s all three. Anyway, I thought I’d see what you think, maybe you could even do one of those polls you do to find the answer.
We were at a party, after everyone left there were like me, four friends, and a chick left over… all still drinking. We got an idea when my boy Joe* passed out. I called it the Penis Fly Trap. After slipping him a viagra while he was drinking (we told him it was E), we had the chick – none of us wanted to go near it – stick his cock in a 2 liter pepsi bottle. Like twenty minutes later he got hard.
The funny thing is when we woke him up, he was stuck. The 2 liter was stuck on him until the viagra would wear off like hours later. Even funnier, he couldn’t get his pants on (he had a giant 2 liter pepsi cock now, you try to pull your pants up), so he was stuck in this trashed dorm the entire time. He layed on the bed with the covers on, while we tried to bring everyone back in to fuck with and throw beer cans at him. I think it’s fucking hilarious, whatta ya think?
Jimmy @ UMSL Univ.
* = Name changed to protect the stupid.
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LOL. I can’t even begin to imagine how she got his penis to fit through that small opening.
of all the mean, malicious, sadistic, sick fuckin things to do to a guy when he’s drunk……..this is by far one of the best i’ve heard of, and to top it off the poor sap fit in a two liter, criiiipes. oh yeah, 1st post, tight.
#1 | Comment by clayboy — April 13, 2003 @ 5:39 am
Sounds like a bunch of crap to me.
#2 | Comment by grud — April 13, 2003 @ 8:21 am
damn that brings back memories…
#3 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — April 13, 2003 @ 10:37 am
I don’t think its such a big deal, I carry a blade on me, I would have just cut 95% of the bottle off, stuck my meat into my pants, and waited for the shit to wear off,… he wouldn’t have to sport a 2 Liter bottle around with him until it wore off.. I call bull shit.
#4 | Comment by Dave Marshak — April 13, 2003 @ 11:24 am
Bullshit email.
#5 | Comment by thess — April 13, 2003 @ 12:41 pm
i think it would be hilarious to see it happen to someone else, but i also think you’re full of shit.
#6 | Comment by uncle pauly — April 13, 2003 @ 1:51 pm
Justin cockinfrugal
#7 | Comment by thess — April 13, 2003 @ 3:30 pm
Hey, me, what’s a cockinfrugal?
#8 | Comment by thess — April 13, 2003 @ 9:28 pm
I sad: Bottle rocket – forever!
#9 | Comment by neo — February 3, 2009 @ 7:36 pm